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Quote by MrsFC
now thats like it lol
always the girlies that have the fun smile now where is corrie ?

Sorry to shatter your illusions, this is Mr :lol:
blink shame on you !
Can you get outta this tub and refresh Corrie and myself with a glass of shiraz for me and guiness for Corrie please :)
we would be gratefull wouldn't we Corrie :)
now thats like it lol
always the girlies that have the fun smile now where is corrie ?

OOOh! this is more like it smile
now where is Bell i could do with a nice rub if you are free :smoke:
Quote by s3xyl3xy

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Gotta love the Daily Mash Ben. It's one of the first URLs I type of a morning.
N x x x ;)

Brilliant! Noted and bookmarked lol
My God Neil !!!! you don't change :lol: love ya sense of humour x
Quote by bell412
Hello again to everyone on the site.
I haven't posted for years although I have remained as a lurcher.
So, before I post anything more, I thought it polite to re-introduce myself!!
So here I am again !!
:bounce:
Bell.

Shame on you ! smackbottom :giggle:
Its gotta be bangers and mash for me, with onion gravy mmmmmmmmm !!!!
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention,but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.
That doesn't belong in there, I'm a wall flower rolleyes
Quote by davej
ooh another one that probably applies to a big wedge of the population, or at least those that are nail biters. You find a nail that needs a nibble and clench a bit in your teeth, tearing across until you get to the other side of the finger. Now its at this point you realise you've not torn it in a straigtish line and that you've gone down further than you intended, the next move being down the side of the finger, so bite it off and call it a day, but you don't do you. Nope, first you sit and worry that little bit of nail with yer thumb for half hour or so, you shouldn't, but it gets into yer brain like a strap line in an advert, or a tune just played on the radio...mines the compare the market dot com one, I've started talking like the poxy meerkat...and you just have to go back to it, and despite your brain telling you it's going to hurt like hell, you still clamp on again and rip it down the side of the finger...why? dunno

Now you would need to ask MrFC why he does that and still goes back for more! rolleyes
Has anyone else stupidly,..... logic goes out of the window, made toffee, and insist on putting your finger in it to see if its set enough only to get a red blister on the end of your finger :doh: why oh why does the reason go out the window.
Ello Mr Davej :moon:
Blimey ! better start looking then wink
Stormy ! pull ya finger out and get ya name down :giggle: :wink:
How about a 70s theme redface, pimps and hoes were mentioned last smile
A good weekend to look forward too !!! :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Nicekat
I don't know about love at first sight, but I defo think there's an attraction and 'knowing' at first sight. Love, in my opinion is a lot of things, it's months of trust and friendship, I honestly think to fall in true love takes time.
I firmly believe you can meet someone and instantly know if you're going to enjoy being with them, be attracted and in lust with them, there's sometimes an 'aura' around that person and you just feel something good is going to happen.
That's my take on it anyway lol

Your so right, I totaly agree. Thats what happened when i met my b/f and we have been together 15 years now. :lickface:
I'm thinking the same way as you both. I knew as soon as I met Mrfc he was the one, I know it sounds sooooooooooooo sickly, but he is my soulmate and we are still together very happy after nearly 27 years.
okay hand the sick bag :lol:
Its been slipped, i'm gonna be spoilt this crimbo :shock:
I'd ask Santa for a hitchless free crimbo day biggrin
I like the whole pamper thing for feet, even if I have to do it myself cool
Not a glamour look mind you lol , walking around in cotton socks that keep the nice moisturised feet from drying out to quick. Ususally I do it when MrFc isn't about...........can't let him see how time consuming a groomed look takes. :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My faves are Givenchy's Very Irresistable and L'Eau Dizzy by Izzy Miyake. I can't wear the heavy ones like Opium so tend to go for something nice and light.
It's worth a trek through the perfume depts and ask for samples. Be cheeky and ask for whatever you can get. Get one of these Barbie dolls in a good mood ( try late on a Friday afternoon wink ) and you can get all sorts, make up and all! If you don't like the perfume on you then just store the little bottles in your knicker drawer

Oh ya little minx ya ! :giggle: I'm a Chanel girlie and have yet to find something else to wear. Oh impulse is a day to day thing ..........but as yet no flowers :sad:
Flamin heck ! :shock:
Just seen this too Dawnie ! Bloody well done you kiss
Ooooh Wincey wadda line up! Brill ......just brill.
Can I just say that well done the females in their flimsey costumes ! We all looked the part. biggrin i was the only one to cover up through the night!!! Flamin British weather ! rolleyes
Random fire starter, you made me smile :twisted:
Stormy ! You have got really colourful since we last met :giggle:
graham - sara you are a blast, and made the brekkie 1st morning! Pleeeeease come again :D
Winey :shock: you and MrFC in a stand off ! Memories forever ! wink
RPM ............... Munchies ! ...... never took you for that.
OMG !!! roll on the next one !!! Wahhoooooo !!!
Let me get the batteries for my pale thing for you to play on Wincey wink
Dixie Chicks ..........Yayyyyy biggrin
O meeee God ! what ya gonna have left redface
Oh ! please God don't let it be the arse of the horse rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Ukwineman
We've managed to fill a people carrier on a weekend camping trip for two :shock:
Thats not normal, is it dunno

you should see what im bringing :shock:
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That hurts my eyes :crazy:
it happens when you get to your age :therethere:
Stronger glasses me thinks :giggle:
Its not age winy but tooo much using of the eyes rolleyes
I have to say redface I liked broke back mountain, and ....................why oh why ! do they have to be so damn good looking rolleyes
Quote by Stormwalker
true, some women baulk at the sight of my herculean phallus, and would rather flee to the safety of a girlie digit.

:shock: :shock: gedda way stormy! Your pulling my leg aint ya.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh you guys crack me up..........can't wait to meet up again, what a blast we gonna have lol
Happy Birthday Sas !!
I'm with wincy lol Bumps for you young lady :lol:
Love me and mr wink