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Quote by winchwench
Yup- sure do- wouldn't be the same without melty-boots lol
But I am sooooo not singing around it this time redface

Yeah I wonder who it will be next :giggle: Bin there done that, can't risk another pair of boots :giggle:
I'll try and source some seasoned wood Petey :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm still looking for me outfit rolleyes

Don't wear anything then.
:twisted:
It could come to that rotflmao
Hey Petey ! Glad to see ya poking ya head in kiss
I would love to be a scientist. And if I was as gutsy as I am now ..............then.....my head would be filled with other things than numbers wink
For some reason Tabac comes to mind rolleyes I think thats how you spell it confused another aftershave.
I'm dressing up :bounce:..:bounce : As yet ! I don't know what rolleyes So is MrFC :giggle: not that he knows yet lol
Winey...please don't forget ya chilli :lickface: I'll remember to get fire proof boots, seen as I love getting close to the fire :lol:
Red,....don't forget ya famous spicy chicken!
Quote by redpantherman
mad Bloody 'ell
What happened to the good old nosh of the bearded clam after a curry & 10 pints of God's finest ales?
Giving you lot the right to vote was just plain wrong! flipa

Mr Red........to my office now for a lashing or two :twisted: then you can tell me how sorry you are for that comment :giggle:
Oh lil ...I thought they were old hat too, but my son bought old spice because he liked the smell, and his dress sense is really good.
Important things in life to me are the things we take for granted and are free.
Love of those around us, sunsets, beautiful landscape when driving to work and seeing the seasons changing.
My car was marked and dented while it was parked. Alas I didn't know when it happened as it was on the passenger side and I only ever get into the drivers side confused It peeves you... but........nothing you can do just deal with it. Thats my philosphy in life, for me at least. If I saw the culprit, now that would be different lol.
Oh yuk !
I like marmite, but only a little smeared over my toast.
Quote by redpantherman
You lot are absolutely disgusting & should wash your mouths out with carbolic soap! Yeeeech!!!

Whats that ? :shock: Is that something from the dark ages :giggle:
blink For a minute I thought the subject was about mushrooms Its the irish in me, I don't have a scooby doo about football so I'll just.......... bolt
Ooooh ! ......Stormy I remember that film :rascal:
So has fire got a classy piccie of you cool , seen as you started the thread. wink
I prefer men to look normal and toned, but too much muscle is a turn off, thick necks and arms and legs seem so out of proportion to me .
Muscle has its place cool arms and legs as well.
Red do ya run like a girl ?
At the mo I like the foofighters while I'm driving to work and loud ! lol
It just seems sometimes that people look so miserable driving in the morning and there I am singing away and jiggerling me bod..........I must look like a right ol fruit cake :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
try sucking ice cubes first ( or during ) :twisted:

I like your trail of thought there Sassy cool
I heard Gene Hunt was not doing another episode sad
Which is a shame because I enjoyed take me as you find me attitude, no polictical correctness.
I enjoyed both Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes.
Shame that all the tv dramas that I like are all finishing at the same time :( Blade is finishing on Monday.
Whats a girl to do rolleyes
Quote by firelizard
I want them to be sexy, funny and discreet cool

:thumbup: That goes for me too.
:thrilled: YAAAHOOOOOOO !!!!!
Don't miss us out Sassy ! Its gonna be a cotton pickin BLAST !!! :giggle:
I have to like the person that I have sex with. What is the point if you don't like or feel attracted to them rolleyes
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
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Ahhhhh !! you suit me fine Petey tonight, bring the juice and grub and I'll supply the bubbles :giggle:
wrestles the tin of beans from mrs fc

Oh Vody..........how could you :cry:
I have something in my hand that has bubbles :bounce:
Throw away the can opener lol A fun night is gonna be had, ...........where are the he wenchies for tonight :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
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Ahhhhh !! you suit me fine Petey tonight, bring the juice and grub and I'll supply the bubbles :giggle:
Oh Nola, have you ever had Cointreau and lemonade...... :inlove: iiiiiittts delish!
Well there's me thinking..........SATURDAY :bounce:
Lyin..WAHOOO !!.................... confused Not blimin likely rolleyes Woke up at , I ask you isn't it just sods law :giggle:
So up and shopped, the old food shop, but the day has been glorious with a walk and the sun on my face.
At this rate MrFCs bar b will be out again. lol
Winchy, let me pour you a glass of wine while you sit at the puter, hope its quicker than mine :roll:
Petey...... ya don't think you could be serving wench tonight do ya cool
Wahoooo !!! The weekend is here and I'll pull the plug on the jaquzzi and make it sweet smelling cool if you can bring me a nice glass of wine when I'm all relaxed in there Petey biggrin
I remember trying advacado mashed and rubbed into my hair rolleyes , It didn't mash that well and I looked like someone had puked over my head redface
Alas hair didn't look any better and no glossy locks either. I did try mayonnaise once as well. I think I saw Julia Roberts doing it in a film........... that didn't work either lol :lol:
Right, i've been given the place a good going over and I'm famished!!and needing a long soak in the jaquzzi cool Mr Squirty can you bring me something long and cool.
Petsey well done with GFZ, its good to see a bit of light in ere.