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Quote by Missy
Firstly embrace looking like an awkward shy lemon! :lol2: The more awkward and embarrassed you become, the more people will remember you :thumbup:
Can't say they'll remember you for the right reasons :lol2: but you'll stick in their minds!!
Seriously tho, shyness can be very endearing - obviously not shyness where you leg it and just leave a puff of smoke in your wake :shock: but shyness with conversation I mean.
Awkwardness eventually disappears...... or in my case, reaches such ridiculous proportions that once I've calmed a bit, I look positively normal. I'm like the proverbial chinashop bull when I get into awkward can't calm down phase confused
The only advice I can give, is that whoever you meet that you like, tell them, whether it be the gorgeous person you fancy in the street, the chatty person on the till in Sainsways or the bluddy nice person who walks their dog past you every day and chats - whoever biggrin Tell them they're nice and why, it breaks the ice, especially if it's someone you see regularly and friendships can be built etc.
I reckon :? dunno
Missy - verified by her daughters as "weird and v. embarrassing" :undecided:

Missy ya couldn't have said it better for mee smile
Well done ............ooooooh so not a girlie thing for me to do................but ................. kiss redface
Quote by louise_and_joe
I was told by someone recently that im starting to get little wrinkles around my eyes :shock:
Louise xx

Louise, they are laughter lines biggrin I have noticed that I have a few more and started looking at eye gel the other day ! :shock: Now I know that they don't work but I was looking rolleyes
Getting older ain't bad, just enjoy Cherry I love the person I am now, so different to when I was younger.
Fire I remember Due South too lol
Jags............your beautiful wink
What happens when you drop one...and can't get back on :cry:
I'm thinking music :twisted:
The type of music I like for these fun frolics :twisted:
The build up would be latin music/r&b and blade the film with candels everywhere, and a something a bit saucey to view, oh and food redface otherwise I would be pished :giggled:
Mmmmmmmm what am I good at rolleyes
:idea: mrfc says prick teasing :shock:
bad at ................ telling lies can't do it
I'm glad I finally got to do something I have wanted to do for ages biggrin
The worst for me is changing my job direction with postive things for the mind, alas it wasn't for the body.
But hey! I like even numbers so roll on 2008 wink
Mine has to be to lose some weight mad
Since changing jobs I now walk nowhere and drive to and from work. was this really a good move I think now confused
Anyways I'm armed with a swiss ball and the floor lol
My worse fault was, getting the giggles, it just happened outta the blue redface then I couldn't stop. surprisedops:
Quote by Stormwalker
I'm waiting for the tribe to come home so I can dish dinner......... then........ who knows lol

Nice to see you back kiss
Ahhhh ta me chook :kiss:
I'll tell you a little secret
I'M FLAMIN STARVING rolleyes and if I don't eat sooooon I'm gonna just faint, and fade away :giggle:
I'm waiting for the tribe to come home so I can dish dinner......... then........ who knows lol
Funnily enough, I hate men that leave their socks on confused
Thongs on men......eeeeeek, men spitting on me lovely bits ..............tut!
A good erotic porn film I haven't had in ages.
Most porn is soooo boring, because its so false, and the wimmen are perfect............why !
The men aren't always, and its refreshing to see.
Oh ! does anyone ever talk while your watching porn.... rolleyes I do.............. but its for the wrong reasons... redface
How about,................Learn to swim young man......................learn to swim..........
or............the one with the cat that meee yowwwed.....yeh ok...but you get the gist wink
for the advert about not going with strangers.
Mal..............I suggest you go and buy Sarah those yummy champagne chocs that you get in certain shops,
If you haven't got one near you let me know and I will post some to ya ! wink
Sarah....................they are morrrrrish :lickface:
Well hello there Corrie kiss blimey I thought this would die a death :giggle:
I like to be submissive, but do have a dominant side to me, and I do like men to be men :twisted: and yes as some of the girlies have said, that doesn't mean do watcha like, I'm submissive.
I'd like to know what more what men think.
Do you prefer to me dominated...............or dominate wink
Quote by Sarah
I'm feeling a bit frisky tonight :twisted: redface ...... and I have had these thoughts of late..... I can be lovingly dominant with a bit of nipping and scratching :giggle:
and it came to me that I would like to be a vampet. :smug:
I like sci-fi films anyways and this would be just up my street for my more dominant mood.
What roll would you like to play like :twisted:

Scratching :- got a problem you would like to share with us?
:evil2:
Sarah ..........scratching was being really polite surprisedops:
I really like to drag my nails down MrFc's back and beyond :twisted:
But it really depends on my mood, wheather I'm playfull or a bit demanding :giggle:
Ooooh ! I would have to say that Salems Lot was really scarey for me.............. :shock:
Then me and thee and junior went to see "The Grunge" ......................... I thought it was pants.........others thought it was bloody scarey........but then give me 6 months .........ahhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!! mind takes over, and where are my duvet covers rolleyes
Usually I don't scare easily but .........................who can comfort me.
Quote by markz
my daughter moved out a couple of weeks ago to go to uni and I miss her already..............ok I'm a soppy dad....... :cry:
I don't think raising the age would make a shred of difference the ones that are going to make the bad decisions will still make them and telling 16 year olds what they can and can't do will not make them want to fit into the system just rebel against it.....

Some have to go through the bad decisions, like myself markz, purely because I don't like taking the easy route in life. Children leaving home is always wrenching.......but if they keep in touch life always seems better. smile
Quote by markz
cheese and pickle please..... rolleyes

smackbottom give me onion with the cheese and your on :giggle:
Parenting is sooooooo hard sometimes. A young adult going to college/uni I would have no qualms. Leaving home would make me feel ill. Why...... i think that I would know best and they didn't, which is sometimes wrong. My daughter left home at 17 to be with someone and I have to say she does have a good head on her and loves her independance, which I would never take away, I'm proud that she has the courage to take control of her life which I think would be too young. But she is doing well and she takes it in her stride. Children can really surprise us with their common sense. I do feel fretfull with mine but hey........you can only prepare them.
Oh bugger !.............said yes to this and then realised......... rolleyes kissing made me orgasam without any touching except mouth to mouth ooooops !
Means no huh ! sad
I'm feeling a bit frisky tonight :twisted: redface ...... and I have had these thoughts of late..... I can be lovingly dominant with a bit of nipping and scratching :giggle:
and it came to me that I would like to be a vampet. :smug:
I like sci-fi films anyways and this would be just up my street for my more dominant mood.
What roll would you like to play like :twisted:
Piercings for me on men are a bit contridictory rolleyes ............ depending on where they are..........I don't mind most, but sometimes I like the look of them, but not always turn me on. It really depends on my mood. :shock:
I really do surprise myself sometimes :giggle: My ideal man some years ago was someone with a pipe and slippers rotflmao How i have changed .........
I'm gonna post something tomorrow as I'm still tired redface
But Stormy................I know you'll wanna know................I know you will.................Yes you will !!!!! The swelling has now gone down cool
Quote by redpantherman
I always seem to get asked for a return visit coz they say I can't be doing something right! redface

Your a slow learner then :giggle:
Stormy.....your not wrong there about Reds spicy chicken....that does get him invited back everytime :twisted:
Bugger where's me post gone. rolleyes
here I go again then :giggle:
Map
Christmas Eve or New Years Eve
wincy, last time we all went communal :giggle: A kitty was set up and some of us girlies went on the rampage to feed the hungry mouths..........bonus was chilli was also had ! Couldn't make me mind up, what I should eat and had a taste of all redface
As for pegs rolleyes I recall the ground wasn't too bad, but I owe Petey some pegs.
Got a bit heavy handed with :roll: he ol hammer
Can't wait !!! not long now and I'm kitted out cool Has anyone else decided to dress up ? :twisted:
trimmed biggrin
blimey ! hope you meant pubes NWC lol
cadburys chocolate or bournvill chocolate