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Quote by Ukwineman
ok well looking good so i'm going to confirm :bounce:
I will have firepit with me, so some more expert than me fire wood collectors needed ( i just start it and keep it going :haha: )
Not sure if i need to ask but will anyway, Does everyone want me to make a chilli ???

Yoooooooooooooou betcha ! :bounce:
I have tried varied things redface
But the best thing for me is the most natural thing a man a can posses :twisted:
Call me a meat lover :giggle:
Quote by louise_and_joe
I cant stand water or wine lol
louise xx

Oh my !!! :shock: MrFC changed everything for me!...............water really did turn to wine rotflmao
Quote by Abilene
OK, I am fu*$ed.
I have no tent. Have ordered one ( oh shurrup, I know I could've gone into town and got one) and it may not be here in time. I have no airbed anymore and I have no sleeping bag anymore. Don't blame me .. blame the floods.
Grrrrrr.
I am NOT pulling out but I will not be staying over. I shall come on Saturday dressed very non-pirate and enjoy your wonderful company for a few hours and then depart.
Don't argue with me.

We have a spare tent and a spare sleeping bag so no need to depart anywhere cool
Quote by louise_and_joe
Your partners
Dom or sub
louise xx

Oh now you've got me rolleyes
It really depends on what mood I'm in confused
I say both as I can't decide which one I like most redface
legs or boobs
I have broken the same wrist in 2 years !!! doing the same thing evil topplerling over backwards...........really must get on my knees it would be soooooooooooo much easier ! :evil:
Quote by Missy

Unforuntately for a certain type of moron, they have the baby, get the house and every benefit they can squeeze out the system - the actual raising of said child isn't in their lifeplan at all blink
Then 5 years later, once the kid reaches school age, they'll have another one so they 'can't work' rolleyes
Then of course, the bigger house once the brood gets to a size where, god forbid, they might have to share a bedroom!!!
Not generalising there, just talking about a couple of people I know who've timed their pregnancies.
The kids are then left to their own devices while the parents carry on with their lives like they're childless, giving them nothing apart from the same/worse mentality than they have mad
They then call themselves 'good caring parents' because they defend the kids to the hilt with the imortal line "noone touches/shouts at my kid" <with a couple of effs n jeffs peppered in the sentence to make them look more caring/moronic :roll: > - codswallop!!! They can't be arsed to discipline, which involves acutal interraction with their child, not to mention maybe a grounding, which would involve having the kids around them for any length of time!!!
Makes my blood boil - more so because these total morons have ruined the genuine cases, the many people who use/have used the system as a safety net, while they get themselves back up and running as soon as they can, regardless if it makes them 50p a week worse off for working!!! :x
Grrrrrrrrrrr!!! :x

Missy i agree with you,
But I feel for the youngens today. They, ok not all, but I do believe that life has dealt them a cycle in life that they see as the norm. I'm a strong believer in, ...............if you haven't a job or college to go to then national service would do you no harm, purely because it will keep your mind and body busy, and get the youth out of boredom and drink culture. Some not all of the young people feel useless, national service would bring pride and self asteem back and hopefully a worthyness back to them and make them feel that they really do have hope in themselves.
As for the crap parents that some of these young people have.............they should be ashamed of themselves ! evil
Your supposed to be there for them and guide them :roll:
Now.............you wicked lot !!
I mean cars :giggle:
My first...........riding in one........... :doh:
Nooooooooooooooooo ! Going out with MrFC and being picked up from work cool hey ! I was only nearly 17, and how cooool did I look then, sliding into a blue capri 8-)
Tavares playing in the background 8-) ...........ok !
It would now be called a boom box :giggle: a big ol strapping music centre on the back seat.
My first and fond memory in a car.........my first car ! after passing my driving test is another story :shock: lol :lol: no one tells you the hic cups that you may incurr..............but as I say another story..................
I know that this subject on your first car has been done before, but............all you new folk out there lets us share your escapades wink
I love grumpy ol men :giggle:
I love the program on the tv lol
The grumpy ol wimmen aren't as much fun thou rolleyes
Oooh toughie rolleyes
Wish I could play the ol 12 inch vinyl cool
CD...........as techie I'm not :roll:
Old house......as in old beams biggrin ..........or modern house sad
In the experiences that I have had............... kissing just comes sooooooo naturally...............but there again it is with the person I am with. It doesn't happen with..."hello I'm so and so" The connection has to be there.......... for it to happen rolleyes
hellooooooo will wink
Shall we share :twisted:
A glass or two ..............or three................:giggle:
Quote by LondonPlaything
please excuse me, but I seem to be talking too much shyte this evening, Yep smile so thought I'd pop in here to make my excuse... but.... I have no excuse... bugger!
lp

Jump in ............man of few words :giggle:
Dawnie ! :giggle: moooch over ...........I need cooling down wink
Oh blimey ! redface gonna throw a spannar in the works...............I love
"Under the tuscan sun"
Quote by LondonPlaything
I beg your pardon Madam!!??? redface
lp

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Are you being submissive cool
Quote by LondonPlaything
oh blimey!
I only popped in here to have a quick dig at Stormy (no euphonium intended!!) and look what happens :shock:
I'm all in a tizzy
lp

And I'm gobsmacked :shock: Your quick !!!
Quote by LondonPlaything
great pair of knees you have LP lol

gosh! from Mrs FC too!
wadda ya mean :lol:
knees = best asset Im affraid
lp
I always look on the bright side :lol:
....Ooooh but you have great eyes wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh yes, Ive had a few of these moments, but the one I remember most vividly was at a meeting I attende a few years ago.
New in the job, newly promoted and trying to be part of the 'all male team' I decided to try and join in the pre-meeting banter. One of the guys was talking about a Shop near where he lived which had been burgled and that the theives had got away with nearly £1 million pounds in money and goods!
Shocked by this, I had to say that I was very suprised that a porn shop would keep so much money and goods on site, only for the bloke to come back with:
"No my dear, I said PAWN shop, not PORN shop"
Oh well, end of conversation redface

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh that is sooooo something I would do lol
Blondes having more fun..............its only because the brunettes keep quiet lol