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Quote by Pete_sw
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
I lurve banana and chocolate flake! :twisted:
Really ! :giggle:
get a tent you three :lol2:

rolleyes thats me told .......:giggle: anyone coming with me :rascal:
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Quote by Dawnie
If it was accepted then I'd shop topless. I'll get my tits out where if I feel in the mood rolleyes

and your a bad influence on me :roll:
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Quote by never_satisfied
No condom (prefered, but safety condom as well)
Having your toes sucked.

OOOOOOh yes please :giggle: or No thanx

raunchy underwear......or virginal
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Quote by Pete_sw
I'll take a cold one and a back rub if there's one going.

Pssssssst. Stormy over here wave wrong room matey we're over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Petey ! smackbottom wenchie duties for you young man :twisted:
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My cousin had a thing for big boobies but married someone with a small chest rolleyes
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Quote by st3v3
Looks like some vandals bin messin with the title, time to step it up a gear :twisted:

blink My magic figures are working :smug:
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Is there a man that is fire retardant pleeeeeeeease !!!
Fireman pleeeease come to the rescue :twisted:
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Quote by firelizard
I'm very professional in my job.
I hav'nt a clue why this makes a difference to the way I have sex though dunno
Maybe its a fetish for some! perhaps they would like me to be doing my job whilst I have sex with them :notes:

Meeeeeee tooooo !
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Quote by redpantherman
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
I lurve banana and chocolate flake! :twisted:
Really ! :giggle:
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draw him in PK ...........I think another GFZ is underfoot for the men folk evil
Girlies don ya weaponary and bring them men coming :twisted:
they will only have their telly and beer and pizza and smellie bottoms to comfort them :giggle:
We girlies can have fun and steam up the windows and have fun :twisted: I'm sure beer footie and bottom burps have nooooo attraction confused
I'll be one of the serving wenches tonight wink
anyone else care to join me :twisted:
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tut !...........we must have connected at the same time rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
anyone got a bbq up and running lol my arms are sooooo long with all the shopping I've done thinking :idea: someone might have the same thoughts as me with the good weather today confused
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It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Blimey........has no one got one going yet!
I've been down ..........the old supermarket today and got all the neccessaries :roll:
and the controls are broken evil
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Quote by firelizard
Hmmmm 70s for me started in 1978 when I discovered....BOYS!!!!!
:shock: Ermmm ! I had only just discovered them redface and they boys had loads to look at in them days with big boobs and curves.........I still had a straight figure and noooooooo booobs :cry:
Then I discovered...:
Reggae Yeah !!! I love it! biggrin
So was rock and roll for a short while cool
That kissing with tongues was disgusting when you're 13. Blek!!!!!!!
Starting your period was'nt all it was cracked up to be after the initial excitement (remember towels with belts anyone) :censored:

:shock: I didn't see them ancient things until I was in the maternity ward with my first littlen....................and nope ! I didn't have them.......
Ahhh those were the days eh :inlove:

You bet ! 8-)
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Quote by Pete_sw
who wants to join me in the hot tub and what you drinkin?

Meeeee ......meeeeee........... shove over mush !!! biggrin
Glass of vino pleeeeeease :D
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I like men to be masterful in a subtle way rolleyes but then I like them to be masterful redface
and I like to be mistress as the mood takes me :twisted:
So it seems............take the night as it comes :giggle: coz your never know whats gonna happen lol
Blimey ! can't you tell I'm a Librian :roll:
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Quote by Dlep
Cider for me..... cool Please !

Only Cider? *Sigh*
Barmen never get any fun.....rolleyes
lol
Oh but can you serve up brekkie only in your all together with a pinny :twisted:
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Quote by Mr-Powers
don't forget The six million dollar man and Kung Fu...in front of the TV with a box of twiglets and corona cherryade...saying that...what about returnable 5p and 10p bottles!

Shut your eyes and ears !!!!!!! bloody ell !!! CORONA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: In them days, a very sweet boy told me he loved me...........as I got off the school bus :shock:
I hadn't even discovered boys then ! :twisted:
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Well I think we all need a pick me up biggrin
So the jacquzzi is on...........bubbles a bubbling, candles lit...... and refreshments available to hand cool
Spare glass of wine going anyone :D
p.s Mrsfc has placed barry in the cd player ready to be relaxed 8-)
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Quote by Jags
Where's ukwineman when he's REALLY needed?
Which do I open now and drink?
Guentota Estate Chardonnay 2007?
McGuigan Estate Limestone Coad Chardonnay 2006?
Sainsbury's TTD Pinot Grigio 2006?
All cold and all ready to be down my throat.
dunno :dunno: :dunno:

Close your eyes and move them round Jagsy and then pick one.......simple.........takes out the decision making wink
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Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:
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Ok you lot, my memories aren't that good.........purely coz my mind says.............love that !!!!!.........and then eludes me rolleyes
Its just how it is with me......I have to ask MrFc what I like (music wise) I just forget tooooo quick redface
But the 70's reminds me of SUNSHINE !!! cool
Dancing to top of the pops on a sunday evening behind the couch...... surprisedops:
wearing elastic top boots 8-) hey !!! my calfs were sooooo narrow I couldn't wear normal boots then. such a young thing I was then
Ooooh bomber jackets !!! Mine was navy.....white stripes down the sleeves
And I used to sunbathe............ on the front lawn,
:roll: :roll: don't even ask me why ! Blimey I was 14, innocent......... :giggle:
Oh yuk !!! remember you couldn't get a bar of chocolate for love or money that was lovely and cold coz it was toooooooo blimin hot them days evil
Really wanted to see "The Bitch" couldn't .........or " One Who Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" sad
Jack Nicholson...........he is scrummy :twisted:
What are your memories from the seventies
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What does it mean when you very rarely dream confused
I used to dream loads when I was younger, but now it rarely happens..............and when it does......... rolleyes I have this wake up call in my head telling me to GET UP !!!! usually cos I'm gonna be late for work :roll:
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