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MrsFC
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I would be shy to complain in a resturant 
High standards I have come to expect ! But that is because I give a high standard myself.............and expect the same no matter where I am :?
Shame that businesses these days, expect a little for a lot of return. :?
Bring back the personal touch ! to all area's
High standards I have come to expect ! But that is because I give a high standard myself.............and expect the same no matter where I am :? Shame that businesses these days, expect a little for a lot of return. :?
Bring back the personal touch ! to all area's
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Quote by Pete_sw
A few years back I was coveting a Norwegian military sleeping bag (don’t ask it’s a long story
Well eventually I saved up the Dinah’s to purchase said item, had to travel down to Portsmouth to pick it up so we decided to make a day of it.
On our return journey we decided to stop at the local kebab house as it was late and I saw a young bloke sleeping in a doorway across the road. It was a bitter cold night and he only had a single blanket over him, by impulse I got my treasure sleeping bag out of the car and went over and gave it to him.
The look of relief and gratitude was worth more that a 1000 sleeping bags.
As for all the nice things I do for Mrs Pete ……… well they are just too many to mention
:shock: ……………… whatno honest I do
This is just a priceless jesture, .............. nothing could ever give you back that feeling of such a selfless act.
Pete !!! you big softie x
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Quote by westerross
Around a year ago I was wandering round Asda browsing the shelves and absent mindedly singing to myself. Then it dawned on me that I'd just been down the feminine hygene isle and I was singing out loud:
Oh Bodyform.... Bodyform for yoooooou!
Bluddy adverts!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You can larf from behind that cushion!!
...........I'm surprised i didn't go crimson tune!!!!!!!!!!!! but i was laughing.................well..............to be honest..................I couldn't stop giggling :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by goose35
Goosecould you be serving wench tonight :twisted: If so I have something very special for you
Errrm
Go on then.
Goose <<<< Gets worried
Goose ............there is nooooooooo need to get worried
I have just brought this in and i'm sure you will look a picture in it :twisted:
it may look........well.........not a manly thing to do.................but Sarge has sucombed to the pinnys in his time in the GFZ :twisted: many a happy hour he had too :lol:
So would you :wink:
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Quote by cu3b4ll
Around a year ago I was wandering round Asda browsing the shelves and absent mindedly singing to myself. Then it dawned on me that I'd just been down the feminine hygene isle and I was singing out loud:
Oh Bodyform.... Bodyform for yoooooou!
Bluddy adverts!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
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Quote by MrFC
I often send Mrsfc a bunch of 12 red roses to her place of work, I know they are her favourite flower..........BUT WHAT THE HELL AM i GONNA DO NEXT YEAR............25th anniversary :shock:
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Oh don't go all coy now!.................you know I'm sorting that one out ! :smoke: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2:
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yep make it one big mother fucker!!!!! with every bell and whistle hanging off it that ya can find....you big yerself up Robin...big it up in bling!!!!!
Mr Davej ! you said the F word
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Quote by davej
"Please make sure your signature image is as sparkly, flashy and large as possible!"
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Yep make it one big mother fucker!!!!! with every bell and whistle hanging off it that ya can find....you big yerself up Robin...big it up in bling!!!!!
Mr Davej ! you said the F word
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Shireen ! me lovely!...................Lush is pants ..........if its not right!
Just like flowers
I love the basics, but not cheap! Blimey ! do i make sense lol
You could pick me flowers from a field or a persons garden!, give me half dead flowers and the sentiment has gone :cry:
Just like flowers
I love the basics, but not cheap! Blimey ! do i make sense lol
You could pick me flowers from a field or a persons garden!, give me half dead flowers and the sentiment has gone :cry:
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Quote by Darkfire
orchids.... but i'd rather see them growing , not picked :jagsatwork:, white roses but definately not red ones :scared: but the one's that made a massive impression on me were black wooden ones, in a bunch - dyed wood curls and shavings carved and styled into roses. Blimey :shock: :inlove:
wood curls I have seen .................good aint they !!..............I;m just used to flowers from ............mrfc ................mind you have to say......................he does have good taste.I i don't like run of the mill crysthams!
Is that the right terminology! :roll: You could give me a few flowers, from a field, ok...........I'm lucky to have that here..............but petrol stations..............no. I think its the thought and not the place oh...and not looking dead.
Am I the only one that likes simple but not dead?
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I Know.........................I know................what sort of flowers would you send someone that made an impression on you? Please don't tell me you men think this is wimpish thing to do!
I love red roses, but I have had red tullips .................and they still make an impression on me.........................Flowers!..............no matter what........... dooooooooooo they make a fem smile inside .
I love red roses, but I have had red tullips .................and they still make an impression on me.........................Flowers!..............no matter what........... dooooooooooo they make a fem smile inside .
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Quote by sheddy
Bloody freaks the lot of you :shock: Spare a thought for us right handed people. Having started living(ish) with a left handed person its hard work let me tell you. The kettle is always put down back to front, the water filter jug is always in the fridge the wrong way round. I never even gave it a thought but the most basic of things I started to notice, such as I come to butter some bread after PK to find there is butter on the wrong side of the knife or she puts the cheese grater down for me to use and it's the wrong way round.
Like I said at the start bloody freaks the lot of you
Hey sheddy!!! My fridge is always as it should be!. As I have always known
handel...................do you have your water jug pointing towards you when opening the fridge????????
If not!!!!!!!!............................change it my man !!!! :lol:
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Quote by goose35
Hummmmmm ! .......................is it my household
I have a left handed person that eats as a right person.................and a right handed person that eats like a left handed person :?
Thats just them, me I'm right handed and eat like a right handed person.
Ok your gonna say I have a weird family huh ! But do left handed people eat with their knife on their left hand??
Oh forgot that i use the fork in the right hand
goose my man.............you eat like a right handed person, but your gifted huh !
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Hummmmmm ! .......................is it my household
I have a left handed person that eats as a right person.................and a right handed person that eats like a left handed person :?
Thats just them, me I'm right handed and eat like a right handed person.
Ok your gonna say I have a weird family huh ! But do left handed people eat with their knife on their left hand??
I have a left handed person that eats as a right person.................and a right handed person that eats like a left handed person :?
Thats just them, me I'm right handed and eat like a right handed person.
Ok your gonna say I have a weird family huh ! But do left handed people eat with their knife on their left hand??
