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11 Aug 2006

The first thing that springs to mind for me............is not a program...............but.......................................someone walking into a glass door and rubbing their nose as they try to pretend that it never happened...................or MrFC missing a step on two on the stairs lol

lol

Sorry just a sick sense of humour :lol:

11 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly

Oh meaty don't be so picky ! .............. lol

lol

Will you talk to me if I spell it right :twisted:
unauthorized cool

cool

9 Aug 2006

Eeeeeek !!! the thread is hijacked !! My first ever rolleyes

rolleyes

bolt

9 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Try here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
Welcome to the forum

I'm just so slow these days rolleyes

rolleyes

wink

You need someone to practise on? :twisted:
Hey, I asked first
Only just - threesome? :twisted:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh you guys !!...............I have the keys to a little cupboard somewhere.......................remember where it is Laird :twisted: Now threesomes I like! :twisted:

9 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Try here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
Welcome to the forum

I'm just so slow these days rolleyes

rolleyes

wink

9 Aug 2006

Hi vandg

smile

Welcome to this nutty place :)
what sort of things would you like help with, so that others may help answer your questions. wink

wink

9 Aug 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
MRSFC!!!!
Have a
Fee
XX

LADYFEEBEE !!!!!!! NICE AVATAR !! wink

wink

9 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Just for all those who want to smooch and snog and smother each other in lovehearts!!
:inlove: :inlove:
Now, get out of the Steam Room FFS!

Oooooh I just love it when your all domineering Jagsy ! lol

lol

Now snogs I wouldn't say no too cool

cool

20 Jul 2006

I don't mind spiders that much !!! unless they are fat and hairy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats when I get like this ............:silly:
But my worst fear is !....................COCKROACHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 Jul 2006

Sarah !! LARGE GLASS OF WINE ! Jags know's no other lol

lol

Wait for meeeeeeeee

17 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Fancy changing your avatar then chicky

Yes, what do you suggest :rascal:
Hummmmm............................something pleasing to the eye, biggrin

biggrin

Not that poor hammy on a the wheel, your cruel making him run for all this time, let him rest woman!

17 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Ooooooh !!!........................Ooooooh !!!! I have a user name for ya Dawn :happy: :smug: :grin:

Hello sexy arse wave

wave

I have a feeling I know what it is :giggle:
:moon: why thankyou lol

lol

Fancy changing your avatar then chicky wink

wink

17 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
When I read these type of threads I really do wish I had put in more thought when picking my user name

Ooooooh !!!........................Ooooooh !!!! I have a user name for ya Dawn :happy: :smug: cool

cool

:grin:

16 Jul 2006

Bernie................................I take my hat of to you !!! bluddy well done !!! life can only get better for you smile

smile

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Alexandra
Oh Arti!
Special words, from a special man
:

Alex I whole heartly agree smile

smile

Arti........ silly

silly

assionkiss: keep writing.

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Well now that I'm all dirty :twisted:
Laird !!!!!!!!!! you got the room ready ???????? :twisted:

I'm all yours when you're ready :twisted:
You know where to find me ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by davej

Oh you brave man .........you!!.............. But did you have greens tooooo !!!

it was scarier than you think, the pig was only asleep when I started :twisted:

smackbottom

Mr J !!!! You ain't suppose to bring him home !! :kick:
Your suppose to buy him in the local supermarket in the offal frezzer :smackbottom:
Bet your having a pig roast huh !!...................In that case !!! you should of worked your way from the outside in..............so much more fun redface

redface

2 Jun 2006

Quote by davej
today I ate liver :smug:

Oh you brave man .........you!!.............. But did you have greens tooooo !!! innocent

innocent

2 Jun 2006

Well now that I'm all dirty :twisted:
Laird !!!!!!!!!! you got the room ready ???????? :twisted:

2 Jun 2006

Corrie, do something that scares you everyday cool

cool

Surely they would only do 1 eye at a time.
Calista !!..........Come on down ! lol

lol

wink

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Calista
there are plenty at the gym I go too :twisted: unfortunately none are particularly fanciable and they are all the "little hitler" type of trainers :cry:
Cx

Calista...... wink

wink

come to my gym biggrin

biggrin

Sadly I'm to shy to ask any of them to be personal with me. rolleyes

rolleyes

2 Jun 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I can't imagine ever having cosmetic surgery.
Fee
XX

Me neither, and I don't like how I look at the mo. I would rather go to the gym and try and do that first.
I will never be the small size I was years ago, purely because I can never be. sad

sad

So to the gym I must go, and stop all this lovely good food and wine that I like these days confused

confused

Mind you !!! A personal trainer wouldn't be turned down :twisted:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Medic_1
Phredd >>> and :love: to the ladies. xx

Oh phredd

lol

you sweet talker you wink

wink

2 Jun 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I want to do some mud wrestling! :bounce: :bounce::bounce:
Ok, mud wrestling ring is all set. Nice warm, squidgy mud and a queue of sexy, naked ladies waiting to roll around in it :twisted:
And theres always the communal showers afterwards with the men washing our backs and bits and bobs :twisted:
Sheddy you are first up to soap me all over!
Fee
XX

Laird............. wink

wink

Here are the keys to mine and Sarge's cupboard cool

cool

Check it out and make it all nice and cosy :twisted:
I'm off to play in the mud again with the girlies :twisted: lol

lol

2 Jun 2006

Hey you guys !!!! biggrin

biggrin

I've had a bit of this !............. lol

lol

, Errr :lol: :lol: I mean I look a bit like this at the mo confused

confused

is there anybody that would like to make me spankingly nice and clean again :twisted:
Or a big glass of wine would be nice cool

cool

1 Jun 2006

Oh Corrie !! :happy:
Well done so far on giving up the ciggies cool

cool

I don't smoke............and can't smoke rolleyes

rolleyes

I just get laughed at because of how I hold it for starters confused

confused

Then....................not for a long time now, but I have, when very drunk had a few puffs that have made me cough and choke..........and to top if off :roll: had most of the ciggie to everyones disgust...........................I puke !!!..................and feel soooooooooooo unwell
for ever.......................and ever. redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
Soooooooooo I don't do it anymore. Dancefloor always calls 8-) :happy: :happy: :happy:

31 May 2006

Oh Corrie !!!! kiss

kiss

Bluddy good to see ya gal biggrin

biggrin

I love that program toooooo :shock: :shock: What they can do is brilliant !!!
Mind you...........I wouldn't have caps bolt

bolt

I want that hairdresser !!! :twisted: Gimmme ................Gimmme :giggle:

30 May 2006

Congratulations Sassy !! cool

cool

30 May 2006

Quote by artificer
(For those of an equine persuasion):
Spirited Welsh Mare of twelve hands: broken to saddle and harness. Bomb -proof in traffic. Soft -mouthed and good with children. Fully vaccinated and not affected by 'Sweet Itch'. Frequently covered and proven dam. Greying slightly but still able to manage a jump or two with considerate use of whip. Partial to Polo mints. Would suit elderly or weekend rider.
Would consider exchange for 1957 Triang Hornby Train Set or 'Twister' game in original packing.
Horse-meat traders need not apply: I have limits.
Artificer

kiss

How lovely to see you Arti

30 May 2006

Quote by westerross
This is misrepresntation! You haven't mentioned loud laugh, cracking SoH, beautiful smile!

:giggle: