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NLondonJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by tevo
hiya, i'm staying in watford on the evening of 14th nov and fancy meeting up with other members for a few drinks and take it from there, ...............i'm a decent genuine youngish guy.

At the moment I'm free that evening - and who could resist the opportunity of becoming better acquainted with Serendipity's ankles!! I'm an indecent genuinely older chap.
Quote by HarryJones
What am I going to do with my flipflops whilst at the munch? I was hoping they would fit in my bumbag that I use for transporting my favourite beer tankard around but checked last night and they dont. It will be far too cold to wear them upon leaving the munch at this time of year, so am at a total loss. Any ideas will be gratefully appreciated.

Take along two large bulldog clips and attach one to each ear! lol
Quote by bisto kid
I know what fellatio means but "auto fellatio" could you enlighten me plz confused

Getting a blowjob while out dogging. wink
Quote by EnglishChris99
Well Its supposed to provide the ultimate in femail sexual stimulation....
the video porno company have a bunch of videos which consist entirely of girls sitting on simbians getting off.... I have one of these biggrin and it certainly seems todo the job... infact a few of the girls start out faking then all of a sudden get surprised... then nervous at their loss of acting ability and control... then they just start screaming cumming and falling over.

Have you got shares in the company, Chris? wink
Quote by freckledbird
Mine cost £40, about 3 years ago. Didn't hurt at all and we had sex after two days :twisted:

Memo to self:
Postpone sending "Fancy a shag?" PM to tabbi for two days. wink
Quote by Ice Pie
Joking aside though, what I'm getting at is, when I first joined here, I wouldn't have been very comfortable with that kind of banter, but now there are people who can say anything they like to me and I can say anything to them, and it just made me realise that somewhere along the line, I became totally relaxed about being here and I do feel a sense of belonging.
It's nice. biggrin

Quote by Ice Pie
I'm a wannabe hussy trapped in the body of a boring old fart. Ho hum. :twisted:

Ice Pie, I'm afraid that you are clearly exhibiting the classic symptoms of what we professionals refer to as a complete moral collapse.
The first stage is becoming comfortable with a lifestyle that is abhorred by normal society. The second stage is the belief that, being old, one can be anything other than an old fart; this can often be expressed in the form of delusions such as the conviction that one is attractive to women half your age (even before the consumption of alcohol) or, even worse, that your dancing is acceptable in public in the presence of your children. The final stage is, of course, applying to appear on Big Brother. We pray to God things haven't gone that far!!! :shock:
Quote by mattmoleman
I often say damn it Janet but can't for the life of me know why. I'm sure it was on Family Guy (Stewie gets a girlfriend who's only interested in his cookies) but I was saying it before I saw that.

At the risk of appearing an anorak ................. I think it's from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Quote by Serendipity
However, it'll be easy, just look for someone berating doggers for their lack of manners or whinging - have you read my posts this week? I'm in full on headmistress mode! redface lol

:shock: O my god ....................................................................
Mum? ........................... Mum? ...................... How long have you been dogging?
Quote by Serendipity
They are rather nice aren't they? probably Chippendales - not mine though, I am nowhere near as shiny as that! lol

Serendipity, a terrible thought has occurred to me, now that you have admitted that they're not your legs in your avatar. :shock: How on earth will we recognise you? I mean, how will we spot you amongst all the lone females crowding the NW London dogging sites?
Quote by Serendipity
lol
Cor, I do like a man with a strong, square jaw :giggle:

Now you're embarrassing me! redface
Quote by lusty_modesty
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock: surprised smile biggrin :twisted:

I thought this was a wind-up ....................... and then realised that I had never heard of a Prince Albert until I joined Swinging Heaven.
<------------------- Sitting quietly in a corner, pondering his sheltered upbringing :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Debbiewebs
so what i would like to ask.. how do you men see us women when out dogging?

Rarely confused
Quote by Serendipity
lol
Be fair, something tells me that your head isn't really a white box!

OK, just for you, Serendipity, I've taken the box off.
I just hope nobody at work recognises me. cool
Quote by N4ughtybutN1ce
Hey,
Its soo nice to meet other swingers in the area. i live near harrow and am new to the world of swinging any advice or meetings welcome.
Thanx

Escape now ..................... while there's still time! lol
Quote by Serendipity
They are rather nice aren't they? probably Chippendales - not mine though, I am nowhere near as shiny as that! lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: Nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The nightmares return .....................
Quote by Serendipity
I've no clue to be honest John, not been near there in quite a while (it was locked when I did which is what another SH member had said was likely)....from what Meghji has posted about having some success there I guess it must be random, which would suggest the person with the padlock might live nearby and pop over when he/she wants to....and possibly be able to see cars going in and out.
I could be wrong though lol

I was there on a couple of nights when the barriers first started being used, at about 10 pm, when a very polite chap arrived in a van and requested all the occupants to leave so that he could lock up. A shame as it had been a good site before.
On a completely unrelated point, Serendipity, are those finely-turned legs in your avatar actually yours? I almost hesitate to ask ..................... I'm still recovering from the trauma of learning that the boobs with the Xmas baubles dangling from them (in her old avatar) weren't actually Sunbunny's!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Serendipity
The barriers have been in operation for a long time, I'm very surprised you had any luck at all at that site lol

Sometimes the site seems to be open and sometimes closed in the evening; I drove past early this evening (on a non-dogging trip!) and it was closed. Is there any pattern to when the barrier is closed?
Could you add me to the list please? I normally prevaricate so long with these things that I find that the list has closed by the time I eventually get round to it.
Quote by DreamerHelen
In order to come you must have been a member since before 1st August 2005 Yes - Member Number 11 .......... I think it's the only thing I have joined early!
(with at least 20 posts to your name) Yes - just at 74 (Well I suppose that's now 75)
or known to me personally or can be vouched for by a long-term member of the Site. Yes - we met briefly at Wishmaster's 40th
NLondonJohn = Jean de Londres du Nord ................... which helps explain why French films seem so interminably long.
Quote by Happy Cats
Wear them on your forehead secured by a large rubber band.
Hope this helps

......................... or attached to an ear with a clothes peg if you can't find a large enough rubber band?
Still drooling over your avatar :shock: :shock: :shock:
........................................ please don't shatter my illusions by saying that it's not actually your photo!!
Sadly, I won't be able to be at the munch - in bed with the lurgy. A shame, as I was looking forward to seeing some of the people I met at Wishmaster's birthday meet a couple of weeks ago.
Quote by Ben1978
Hi all!!!
Heres my add.....299115

Quote by Ben1978
dammit!! no wonder...had about 20odd views......
should be 299113
thanks for letting me know man...

..................... Do we need to deduct 2 from this as well? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Ben1978
plus its 7.4 inches....i feel the photo is letting me down, thanks for confirming the poor representation my penis is going through.
Quote by blanco
While I was out in Ghana I got really good mates with one of the medics he told me that it was not unusual for people to come to A+E with bottles stuck up the harris he said the person he saw had 7 up lol lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or perhaps it was just a 7-Up bottle ..................... unless he really had been Tango'd!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I have had to sort out last minute complications over my and a child's passport twice in the past couple of years.
BevnTony's advice to go to an issuing office in person is essential.
On each occasion I have gone to the London Office in person and, once you actually reach the counter, have found them to be very sympathetic. I have been able to return to collect the passport at the end of the day - which means you need to get there early in order to give them time to process things. It is advisable to take evidence of your travel dates in order to prove that your case is urgent.
Quote by SXBOY
get train down to london ,go to petty france office in st james sw1

The Passport Office left Petty France years ago - it's next to Victoria Station! :shock: :shock:
So that's what those adverts mean
.................... "Looking for Hot Sex"
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by NLondonJohn
Very Pointless Information:
This post should have taken my daily average to a record-breaking 0.1 for the first time in over 2 years!

Bugger! sad :( :(
Maybe this one!
Very Pointless Information:
This post should have taken my daily average to a record-breaking 0.1 for the first time in over 2 years!