Quote by Mac69
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?
- and not forgetting the one at the bottom ............ Nee Hi

Quote by northwest-cpl
Well you could thread them on a piece of string and make a set of Thai love-beads. Failing that I'm reliably informed that there is a chronic shortage of "." in LMU ... you could send them over there and kill two birds with one stone.
Quote by Mac69
Edited to remove an extra full stop before I get told off.
Quote by foxylady 123
Oh forgot to say, i love puppies and dittens, if anyone knows where i can get a job working with them (wihtout years and years of study) that pays decent money, please contact me immediately!!!
Quote by Vix
And why are genitals banned from Avatars?
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Quote by southernoutdoor
Ok sounds odd but hey there we go my gf has an older man fetish than we want to get out of her system this week ethior thurday orfriday nights so anyone in surrey hants preferabley thursday shout back
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Quote by Tania
I never believed that animals could be homosexual but one day I turned my head to the window and saw my dog being mounted by the neighbour's dog (both male). The look on my dog's face was so lewd I felt terribly disturbed and began shouting at them and banging on the glass to scare them. It may be worthwhile to note that none of these dogs had any female company.
Quote by jgjsmith
As a doctor, I suppose almost nothing can really be recommended, certainly not anal intercourse.
Quote by da69ve
My fantasy collapsed in a heap of disappointment when I discovered that they weren't actually SunBunny's baubles on her pre-Christmas avatar!:( :(
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Oh and never title a thread "Dogging tonite"........it just reminds people of the Chicken Tonight music and conjures up images of doggers dancing around carparks waving huge dildos in time to the music whilst lit up by a barrage of foglights! :shock:
Errr.....or is that just me?