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NLondonJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Quote by Mac69
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

- and not forgetting the one at the bottom ............ Nee Hi
But you've already got the answer ...........................
Quote by northwest-cpl
Well you could thread them on a piece of string and make a set of Thai love-beads. Failing that I'm reliably informed that there is a chronic shortage of "." in LMU ... you could send them over there and kill two birds with one stone. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Mac69
Did you know that if all the people in China were to stand on each others' shoulders, the one at the bottom would get very short?

Mind you, being Chinese, he's likely to be very short to start with.
Quote by Mac69

Edited to remove an extra full stop before I get told off. lol

Can you do anything with my spare "."s? They are below if you want them
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Well you could thread them on a piece of string and make a set of Thai love-beads. Failing that I'm reliably informed that there is a chronic shortage of "." in LMU ... you could send them over there and kill two birds with one stone. :lol:
I like the love beads idea best. I'll need to get some holes to put in them - do you think I can use the centres from some "O"s or would they be too big?
Not if you use the same technique I use for crosswords when the word has too many letters for the boxes ..... just write smaller!
I know who I wouldn't like to be - Bobby Trippe in "Deliverance".
........................... "Squeal like a pig!" may ring a few bells! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by foxylady 123
Oh forgot to say, i love puppies and dittens, if anyone knows where i can get a job working with them (wihtout years and years of study) that pays decent money, please contact me immediately!!!

I understand that the Cambridge Pet Crematorium may have some vacancies.
I'll get me coat.
Quote by Vix
And why are genitals banned from Avatars?

I think it's something like this:
1: Avatars can be seen by anyone who happens upon the site, whether registered or not. Not everyone wants to see kebab and sausage the min they click on a link.
2: That's the rules - live with it.
3: Er....
4: That's it.
Don't want to challenge THE RULES, but aren't the huge advert photos just as accessible as the tiny avatars - without needing to register to be able to see either?
.................... and do people actually wander into this site by accident? (I suppose you could think it was a site for 1940s Big Band music enthusiasts!)
While not exactly a newbie, this was my first munch-type event - so thanks to everyone for being so welcoming. biggrin :D :D
The only thing spoiling a great evening was the lovely Blonde withdrawing from the Sexy Ass Auction sad :( :( - and my being forced to walk lop-sided for the rest of the evening because of the great weight of £1 coins in my pocket that I was saving for that!! Somehow, Wishmasterer didn't seem to provide quite the same attraction!
You know you're getting old when you realise that your body is the only one you're going to have
<======== John, from London .......... er, North London. (Perhaps the name gives it away.)
Quote by bluexxx

harlow essex
hi some 5 years ago when we lived in harlow ladyshot our good neigbours become very good friends we moved in 1994 we had just sold our flat brought this 3 bedhouse so we could start a ...................................................................................came pregs she did more story 2 cum
Author: purple pub

Definately a crime against literature, that one rolleyes
I would just like to make it clear to all those members of the forum who own baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire .......... I am not purple puband did not write the story!!!!!! :!: :!: :!:
I've just noticed that it was my 50th post - so, at this rate, it'll only be another 22 months before I complete my century!
I agree with xxdevil69 (and Tania and MisterDiscreet); this seems to be a fairly routine cuckold fantasy story rather than a spiteful attack on a specific husband – otherwise one would expect more clues about names, locations, etc.
If you want to see a story that really offends against good taste, just look at the following from Friday 18 February 2005:
harlow essex
hi some 5 years ago when we lived in harlow ladyshot our good neigbours become very good friends we moved in 1994 we had just sold our flat brought this 3 bedhouse so we could start a family i just got out of the bath there was a knock at the door i put on my rope went downstairs opened the door hi we are mike jean we live next door i said i am kevin the wife in jean said no she popped out do some shopping we pop back another time jean gave me bottle of wine and wished us luck i notied her huge breasts under her blouse she smiled at me then she put her hand inside my robe began to stroke my cock at the doorstep has her husband just looked round she said u going to let me in i did jean sucked me off till i spunked all over her she loved it she told me she was 45 i was only 27 but fuckin hell good she give head mike told me he loved seeing his jean doing dirty rude things and asked if my wife would like to join them for a party this saturday swinin party he said we have 4 couples u would make 5 jean began sucking me off again i took her jeans off and she sat on my cock when the door went wendy walked in i couldnt stop jean was so horney hi mike wendy said have u meet wendy came over kissed me yes i meet mike yesterday has she unziped mikes trousers began wanking him off wendy was 25 mike was 50 anyway that starting our swingin scence and have not looked back but wendy fell pregent we made mike jean god parents we even went on hoilday with mike jean wendy liked mike lots and said he make a good dad we found out it was mikes baby we all talked jean said lets have one make it fair so next 3 months i fucked her every day till she came pregs she did more story 2 cum
Author: purple pub
Not a single punctuation mark or capital letter ……………..I can’t wait for the promised Part2!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by southernoutdoor
Ok sounds odd but hey there we go my gf has an older man fetish than we want to get out of her system this week ethior thurday orfriday nights so anyone in surrey hants preferabley thursday shout back
xx

WooooooHoooooooooo - there is a god!! biggrin :D :D
........................... Hang on, I've just seen that it's Hants! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Although I've been a member since 21 May 2003, my purple bar is only a derisory "Look at meee" rating. Looking at my profile, I notice that that is posts per day!
Comparing that with Vix, for example, she averages a staggering posts per day.
According to my (possibly suspect) calculations, I would have had to have made 8527 posts to have achieved the same average ........ which, after subtracting the 45 I have actually made, leaves a shortfall of 8482.
Allowing time to read the thread and type a post, I imagine I could manage a post every 3 minutes.
So, if I gave up work and took up making posts to SH as a career .........
Working a 35 hour week, I could manage 700 posts a week. This means that after 12 weeks and 1 day I would have finished the shortfall ....... except for the fact that in those 12 weeks and 1 day Vix would have clocked up another 1,143 posts - which would take me another 1 week and 3 days; by which time, of course, Vix would have ...........
All in all, it would take about 14 working weeks!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Respect, Vix
Quote by Tania
I never believed that animals could be homosexual but one day I turned my head to the window and saw my dog being mounted by the neighbour's dog (both male). The look on my dog's face was so lewd I felt terribly disturbed and began shouting at them and banging on the glass to scare them. It may be worthwhile to note that none of these dogs had any female company.

...... so that's what goes on at gay dogging sites, is it?
Quote by Calista
I have the sepcial edition box set ..
love the film ... would love to go to the theatre to see it
c

<======= embarrassed to admit I saw the original theatre production (very old ...... and degenerate!)
Quote by SunBunny
Does anyone know the best way to remove drool from a keyboard? cool 8-)

Lick it. Very sloooowlly....
Thanks for the offer ..................... but what about my keyboard? wink
Quote by SunBunny
It's no lady boy. Its all my own work. wink

Mmmmmmmmmmmm ................... Does anyone know the best way to remove drool from a keyboard? cool 8-)
Quote by jgjsmith
As a doctor, I suppose almost nothing can really be recommended wink, certainly not anal intercourse.

Interesting to hear the views of a doctor on this subject ..................... but slightly disconcerting to see that your avatar is the spitting image of Dr Harold Shipman. :shock: :shock:
Quote by easy
OK just to clarify.........
I DO NOT USE THE CHATROOM. THE OTHER EASY IN THE CHATROOM IS AN IMPOSTER!
evil :evil: :evil: :evil: lol

Presumably, the easy in the chatroom points out that the easy in the forums is an imposter! biggrin
Quote by da69ve
My fantasy collapsed in a heap of disappointment when I discovered that they weren't actually SunBunny's baubles on her pre-Christmas avatar! sad :( :(

Have you seen the new avatar.......that's definately her!
Mmmmmmm, and an exceptionally nice arse it is too ......................... now waiting for my new fantasy to be dashed by SunBunny admitting that it's actually a lady-boy from Bangkok! :shock: :shock: :shock:
My fantasy collapsed in a heap of disappointment when I discovered that they weren't actually SunBunny's baubles on her pre-Christmas avatar! sad :( :(
Quote by Serendipity
Oh and never title a thread "Dogging tonite"........it just reminds people of the Chicken Tonight music and conjures up images of doggers dancing around carparks waving huge dildos in time to the music whilst lit up by a barrage of foglights! :shock:
Errr.....or is that just me? redface

You've obviously found more exotic north London carparks than I have!!
I cricked my neck trying to work out what was what (and whose was whose) in some of the pictures!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: