Quote by Rainbows
Fully admit to doing it about five times and never once finding the ball :shock:
Aaah -hell - why watch the ball????
Ball? .............. What ball?
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Ball? .............. What ball?
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NLondonJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Ball? .............. What ball?
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"Timewasters" ........ from my extensive research on swinging sites I'd always assumed that this was a technical term for "single men".
(Posted by a single timewaster)
(Posted by a single timewaster)
Master of Sex
SurreyBloke, I think you'll find that it's normally considered sufficient just to flash the internal light in order to attract attention when out dogging.
Master of Sex
Quote by VenusnMars
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Don't worry, Venus. Based upon my similar experience with one of my sons, he'll grow out of it ................... in about 12 years!!! (I'd go for the hard and heavy option!)
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Quote by Serendipity
A few of my staff watched Real Wife Swap last night and were discussing that before they inevitably got onto the subject of Dogging.
Would this be your butler and your parlourmaid? ....... clearly, you're giving them too much free time! lol
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I have used Megabus from London to Wales a couple of times in the past few months - £1 each way plus 50p on-line booking fee. It was cheaper than the Undergound ticket to Victoria.
The price varies with a couple of factors, including how early you book; the last trip, for example, was £3 each way.
The price varies with a couple of factors, including how early you book; the last trip, for example, was £3 each way.
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Quote by Libra-Love
If you're interested/curious/or just wanna take the mick go here
Hi,
I'm 5.2" tall, size 8/10, 30's with a high sex drive.
Looking for a regular bedbuddy so someone within my immediate area would be nice.
I am bi, I like bi men too, though that is not a prerequesit.
Wow, what an offer! Considering moving - and almost worth becoming bi for ..........(almost)!!
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I need some quick p*s*y tonight in Willesden...........
Why all this fuss about a chap who appears to be in urgent need of a Cornish pasty???
Why all this fuss about a chap who appears to be in urgent need of a Cornish pasty???
Master of Sex
As a long-term wanker, all I would say is ................
Can people please use a larger font??!!!!!
Can people please use a larger font??!!!!!
Master of Sex
Quote by foxylady 123
University Challenge
...................... with Bamber Gascoigne (showing my age!)
Did you win?
Lost in third programme
Master of Sex
University Challenge
...................... with Bamber Gascoigne (showing my age!)
...................... with Bamber Gascoigne (showing my age!)
Master of Sex
In my real life I am a naturalist, and I never go out without a considerable amount of recording / collecting equipment in the back of my van. I too have a business card which gives my full details, right down to internet address.
So when asked by the local plod what I am doing in a woodland car park or any other dogging site, I have a perfect excuse for being there. I.E. I was just waiting for these courting couples to leave Officer. It tends to upset them if I light up my moth trap while they're still here. Dogging? I'm sorry officer, I'm not familiar with that term, could you please explain what that is please?
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........................ and do you always go bird-watching without trousers, sir?
So when asked by the local plod what I am doing in a woodland car park or any other dogging site, I have a perfect excuse for being there. I.E. I was just waiting for these courting couples to leave Officer. It tends to upset them if I light up my moth trap while they're still here. Dogging? I'm sorry officer, I'm not familiar with that term, could you please explain what that is please?
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........................ and do you always go bird-watching without trousers, sir?
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Blimey ............... I thought you were wearing pink hotpants!!
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I've just had a look at Elli's personal page ................... WOW!!! :shock:
I shall also be paying more attention to the postings in future!
I shall also be paying more attention to the postings in future!
Master of Sex
I feel that porn films have never been the same since the 1970s ........................... speaking as a connoisseur of disjointed, plink-plonk, electronic organ background music.
Master of Sex
celticq Posted:
I never knew until just now that a Jelly Baby Head would fit down my nostril.
I've just discovered that you can do the same with an aniseed ball ................ How do you get it out, Celticq???
I never knew until just now that a Jelly Baby Head would fit down my nostril.
I've just discovered that you can do the same with an aniseed ball ................ How do you get it out, Celticq???
Master of Sex
A fortnight ago, when you were turning down applications from members whose rate of posting you considered to be too low, you were saying that there was plenty of room and plenty of time for them to “qualify†in time for the munch. Although I have been a member for ages, since May 2003, I had not made all that many posts in the forums, so I decided to follow your advice and to raise my level of activity. (I have been much more active on Dean & Matty’s site.)
:( I was disappointed, therefore, to see that you have decided to close the list to single men – particularly as the last single man to apply had actually joined within the last fortnight and made only 2 posts.
Please would you add my name to the reserve list.
:( I was disappointed, therefore, to see that you have decided to close the list to single men – particularly as the last single man to apply had actually joined within the last fortnight and made only 2 posts.Please would you add my name to the reserve list.
Master of Sex
Personally, I used to find that my wife screaming,
"TAKE THAT THING OUT OF MY ARSE NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!"
always seemed to work as a safety word for me.
"TAKE THAT THING OUT OF MY ARSE NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!"
always seemed to work as a safety word for me.
Master of Sex
I must confess to having been a bit of a lurker myself until the past month ................................. and just as I reached the respectability of posts in double figures the number seems to have disappeared.
Master of Sex
Yep, Cecil Rhodes ................. passing the baton over the Thames (to where the taxis don't travel after 10pm) to you SarfLondoner
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.................. late 19th century., associated with southern Africa.....
Master of Sex
"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life."
Master of Sex
Mmmmmmmmmmm .................... tit wank. 
............... but where have the baubles gone?
............... but where have the baubles gone?
Master of Sex
Maybe I've led a sheltered life - but I still haven't been able to work out exactly what SunBunny's new avatar is .............................. and I've cricked my neck trying!
Master of Sex
"You're so beautiful, I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter."
Woody Allen in a taxi in "Manhattan"
Woody Allen in a taxi in "Manhattan"
Master of Sex
Well, mine's well over 10 .......................
............... but, there again, I always measure in centimetres!
............... but, there again, I always measure in centimetres!
Master of Sex
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Be afraid ................ be very afraid!!
Be afraid ................ be very afraid!!
Master of Sex
The baubles are not me................... :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry:
All those months of mis-directed lust!!! - someone will be telling me there's no Father Christmas next!
All those months of mis-directed lust!!! - someone will be telling me there's no Father Christmas next!
