Hiya all
Have cut and pasted the below from an email sent to me today at work… after working through everyone in the office including the managers and bosses, it has had me chuckling all day since.
After reading some of the things here on the forum I thought some of you might like it….
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a= snickle b= doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy
p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky
z = zippy
Then
Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken m = dragon n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle
And finally
Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Mine is Sloopy Chuckletush… whats yours ?????
Freckles
Xxxx
Tania said...
"So my question is: 'what is going on'? Are we taken for a ride by manufacturers? Mind you even the supermarket brands are not any better (Sainsbury's and Tesco's are the ones I have tried, both concentrated form and the classic form) and I suspect the reason is that they are manufactured by the same factory just under a different label."
I don't know about soap powder and conditioner, however my previous job was working for a well known biscuit manufacturer, on a factory vist one day we saw the same biscuit mixture divided into 3 and sent throught the ovens and then out the other end into 1 branded wrapping, and 2 shops own 'quality' wrapping..... not the really really cheap shops own stuff though.......so yes i guess manufacturers and shops alike are taking us for a ride.....
Freckles
xxx
Sugar ...
sorry to drop out at last minute... but after feeling pretty yak all week have just got bac from doc's armed with anitbiotics and painkillers.....double whammy this time.....Flu and tonsilitis...
hope its a good nite...have a drink or 2 for me hun
Freckles xxxxx
Just like to say that although i wasn't there long last nite.......mainly due to the fact i got really lost .....it was really good to meet some of the great people from SH at last.
Freckles xxx
Tried on there before i thought of asking on here... no luck .....
Hiya,
I'm not a regular 'poster' on here....I prefer to linger in the background and read what everyone else has to say.... but I am a regular in the chatroom..... by the name of Freckles
So what brings me to finally post.....Well.... after 2 years in a in job which is now boring me too tears... I've decided to go back to college. I went for my pre enrolment interview today .... to see if they thought I was capable ....they said I am .... Woo Hoo!!!!!! then handed over lots of cash for my fee's....
However for the first part of the course(4 mths)...I need 2 text books.... which are a tad expensive (just ) to buy for the short time they are needed ... so I was wondering if anyone on here might have a set I can beg borrow or steal......or even buy from them cheaply.
the books are
Foundation Accounting Tutorial & Foundation Accounting Workbook by Cox/Fardon published by Osbourne books
So thats my reason for posting.... nothing related to swinging but hope that doesn't matter too much......
Freckles xxxxxx
Can you please put my name on your list .... first post on forum i know, but i am a regular in the chatroom and would love to come
ty
Freckles xx
and as i happened to be talking to you on the phone it occured to me i could set it on vibrate and ring myself from the desk phone :smile2:........and they say i don't use my own inititive at work...... 
:giggle: 
:lol: