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Quote by JGL
i was chatted with someone last night about stuff and i was told that she had found a tread that "i killed" after explaing what she mean i thought "whoops", and iwas just wondering how many here have done it?
thinking that they have writing a quite wity remark or somethinh then the tread quite readidly dispears down the pages!!!!
or is it just me that does it!!!!!
JGL

redface I Frequently feel Im the death throws of a thread! Is it me? or does no one else post at 3am? dunno
Quote by Sgt Bilko

So, I need your help!! I would like you to nominate players and positions for them to play in our team (with a good reason for them playing there). I also need volunteers to design our strip, provide half time refreshments and we also need six cheerleaders, complete with pom-poms!!
Help!!!!

I need to decline, with a rain cloud on your team the match would head for an early bath.... :shock: maybe I ought to play after all! lol
Quote by DaHamsta
(Opens side door and steps out leaving the frisking and stuff to take place... wipes brow, sighs, jumps on his Llama and rides into sunset)

frisking and stuff?????????????? but Sarge is honerable .... he wouldnt 'do stuff' would he? :shock: Surely NOT!
Quote by Sgt Bilko

:shock: And do we need a leave pass for a weekends R&R?

That'll be the Standard 48 hour Weekend Pass then!! :shock: :shock:
Only if its Standard R&R :twisted:
Sorry, I should have said The Standard 48 Hour Swingers Pass !!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Do I have to swing past your place to pick it up Sarge? wink
As I sit here shuffling around in my chair the first thing that crossed my mind was having an arse that a thong doesnt cut into! surpriseduch: :eeek:
But yes, confidence, self assurance, spelling, liposuction etc etc
Quote by Sgt Bilko

:shock: And do we need a leave pass for a weekends R&R?

That'll be the Standard 48 hour Weekend Pass then!! :shock: :shock:
Only if its Standard R&R :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Ummm - being a Newbie around here (Or "noob" according to Vix) I was just wondering how long in advance one needs to post a holiday application form? Is it the standard two weeks? Just want to make sure I get it right, 'cos I hear the mods around here can be pretty strict on stuff like holiday applications.
whip

:shock: And do we need a leave pass for a weekends R&R?
Quote by JandPUK
Well, I guess that it makes a change to the instructions that I've seen on some vibrators explaining that they're good for back ache etc. I do like the idea of you having an unexplained calf pain and poking it, saying 'well, explain yourself!' (Er, not that I want you actually HAVE an unexplained calf pain if you see what I mean!)
Reminds me of a couple of years ago when my mum (gawd bless 'er) actually did get a vibrator for back pains and so on, specifically designed for that purpose. We were settled down watching the tv and my father went upstairs for something and my mum called out 'Can you bring my vibrator downstairs please - I'm aching!'.
Of course we then had to explain why we were having hysterics, which wasn't easy!
P.

On a similar note, my gran has a chair that massages you, but never worked properly, a son in law of a friend fixed it, and she told me how this nice young man had fixed her vibrator. :shock:
No preference when erect, but flaccid I prefer the appearance of a cut one... prefer the appearance of an erect one in general, so where does that leave me? confused
Quote by SarfLondoner
Anyhow, it got me to thinking;what other edible items are there that taste better than they sound????

Chilli flavoured ice cream confused
Quote by mojobiker
Hands up who gives blood? And if so who has had sexual relations with a male who has had protected or unprotected sex (incl oral) with a man that has been with another man?

I give blood, but since the last time I gave blood...I HAVE had sex with a man who's had protected oral sex with a man........ ohhhhh dear, am I going to face questions next week? :shock:
Quote by Vix
Before you know it, you've both left your spouses, one of you has moved to a new continent and oooooh... then you meet IRL.
rolleyes

My best friend (and I DO consider him my best friend!) and I are considering this!!!!!!!!!!! known each other (online) for 5 years, and planing to meet in the flesh for the first time next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We,v even voiced the what happens if? And he's offered to relocate to the UK if needs be :shock:
Just because you get to know people online, does it make them any less a friend? If I have a bad day, or joys in my life he is the one I want to tell first.
Iv made many good friends online, both male and female, and as a 'newbie' to the sight Iv been pleasantly surprised by how open to new friends people are.
So THANKYOU to the old hands and new hands for being so open to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Iv found that as a member of this forum your sexuality/creed/colour/location/football alegance/what you are now or were is irrelevant, some people will always judge you, but in reality are they worth your time? Spend time with the people who accept you for WHO you are, not WHAT you are!
And Im hoping that your farewell is a TTFN, not perminent!!!! biggrin
Quote by JonJon
"Read the fucking manual"
Reputedly a real Boeing fault code confused

:shock: SH has a manual????????? :huh: As Sarge would say....YOU BA*STARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!duel :fuckinghell:
Quote by Vix
It will happen. I mean everyone knows what a RTFM error is, these days and if you work on a 'helpline' you wouldn't dare say that to a 'client' any more.
ETA for next reply - 28 mins. FFS!

redface Dare I say this wtf is a RTFM error???
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Great Scot Nimbus (- oops,sorry your Welsh not Scots!..)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I AM A Scot, living in Wales!!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You take the high road and I'll take the low road and FFS which road did Nimbus take ? :shock:
A BFO road called marrage and divorce... rolleyes
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh................ I remember alright !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol:

I believe my signature says it all!!! :shock:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! biggrin :D :bounce: :bounce:
And as to swinging? see how YOU feel about it! If you want to, go for it, after all as my mother says, if a woman wasn't able to do the things she can normally, when pregnant, the species would have died out.
not sure this is what she had in mind though :shock:
Quote by Reese
Or for you really sick and twisted maths fetishists out there...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wheres me pen? :twisted:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Great Scot Nimbus (- oops,sorry your Welsh not Scots!..)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I AM A Scot, living in Wales!!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Following on from a PM with someone Id like to find out how many other people are guilty of taking 'net talk' and abbreviations into the real world.
Working until 4am this morning on a paper I needed proof-reading today I had an undesirable urge to type : bounce : as I finished (without the spaces obviously)
When the read proof was returned to me at 5pm this evening five 'lol's two 'lmao's... and one 'ffs' :shock: redface were highlighted.
I know whenever I find something funny and start to chuckle I say lol in my head...Is this a case of interchat taking over my brain??????
:eeek: bolt
If I whisper will anyone notice? confused
:shock: Billy Connoly :shock:
:shock: Arghhhh where did all the welsh suddenly appear from? :shock:
Croeso!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by london guy
just a message to instroduce myself really.
Have been a lurker for a few weeks and have decided to take the plunge & sign up as it seems a cool place with lots of crazy ppl, biggrin
I am a 32 y.o. genuine, polite Londerner living in Kent, who is relatively new to the scene. Hoping to learn and explore more.

You dont have to be crazy to post here, but it sure helps, Im geting more sure of this by the day... I started out as strange..now Im begining to feel normal!! lol
confused: and I came in here singing a song "have you seen her, tell me have you seen her" guess its a 'before my time' thing :?
Quote by Naughty Man in the West
I'm not sure you're taking this seriously Nimbus......
...I'm really quite upset, and a little worried!
XXXX

redface :small-print: considering myself chastised! smackbottom :smackbottom:
ohhh goody!!
Quote by Naughty Man in the West
I'm missing my ads!!!!
Who's nicked 'em?
xxx

Wanted, dead or alive
The case of the missing adds continues, today it was said that they hope to find out soon and the problem isnt there... confused
One for a hangover
"been visited by the beer monkey, he shat in my mouth :shock: , jumped on my head, and changed all the notes for coppers"