Hi musicwasmyfirstlove, glad to have you here, the only normal thing about this forums members is the total diversity of them. So you'll fit right in :P
Al looked for all the diverse members and found they are long, short, thin, fat, some bend to the left, some to the right and some dont bend at all
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Ok, update
My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
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My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by IJP
Does anyone know where someone with agoraphobia can get sex? I seem to get treated like some kind of weirdo when i ever go in a chat room, any suggestions, apart from the usual, see a doc and get it sorted
cheers folks
Ummm indoors?
I think Iv missed the point as well bluexx
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So are a lot of us with an avatar like that :twisted:
OOO I didnt know you cared Calista
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An hour ago a friend called round for coffee and a mutual 'doing of nails' so I serve her a nice big slice of newly made cake, she bites in, and a funny look crossed her face, but carries on to finish the slice.
May I tactfully suggest that you DO NOT do the catering for the SH Tea Dance..... :doh:
HungryP! :small-print: Ill have you know that Iv received awards for both my chilli and tomato preserve, and cake making....just dont think I was supposed to combine the two.
Al off to hang her chef's whites up and look for another job
Kids who run around in a restaurant (not their fault I know but dont the parents realise hot food on top of children's heads when the waitress trips over them is gona hurt!) :cry:
People who tell you they cant do something nasty then expect you to do it.
Tribalisum taken to extremes. :fuckinghell:
People who tell you they cant do something nasty then expect you to do it.
Tribalisum taken to extremes. :fuckinghell:
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so was it nice then? bet you ate it all anyway didntcha!
n x x x ;)
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Im watching my figure!!!
An hour ago a friend called round for coffee and a mutual 'doing of nails' so I serve her a nice big slice of newly made cake, she bites in, and a funny look crossed her face, but carries on to finish the slice.
With wet nails myself, and chatting I didnt have anything..however as soon as she was finished she said she didnt have the time to stay so I could do her fingernails and left.
Iv just tried said cake!!!!!!
Picture the scene
Picking up a new jar of jam from the cupboard (I make my own) I realised it was one of the ones Id forgotten to label, so pot luck flavour.
Without trying the jam first I slap it onto the newly baked sponge cake, sandwich together and served her a delicious serving of red tomato and chilli preserve sponge.
WHY did she finish it?????????
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With wet nails myself, and chatting I didnt have anything..however as soon as she was finished she said she didnt have the time to stay so I could do her fingernails and left.
Iv just tried said cake!!!!!!
Picture the scene
Picking up a new jar of jam from the cupboard (I make my own) I realised it was one of the ones Id forgotten to label, so pot luck flavour.
Without trying the jam first I slap it onto the newly baked sponge cake, sandwich together and served her a delicious serving of red tomato and chilli preserve sponge.
WHY did she finish it?????????
:confused: Quote by neilinleeds
it has come to my attention, that occasionally newbies struggle to get to grips with SH terminology, so i felt a handy guide might come in useful. a brief run through of the essentials can be found below, with appropriate Trade Marks to be ackowledged should you choose to use them . . .
Avatars . . . . . . . . . . . . .generally speaking, short lived little piccies of penises. see Cock shots.
Away with the Pixies . .nuff said! see Pixies.
Bollox . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH. not to be confused with bollocks. ((( TM Tune Essence 2004 )))
Chat Room . . . . . . . . . . don't ask. it's just a room with people in it ok. that's all you need to know.
Cock Shots . . . . . . . . . .short lived piccies of penises. see Avatars
Complete Rant . . . . . . . occasional posting style. to be avoided. see Pissed as a fart.
FFS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..a shite catchphrase. an expletive. to be used in all posts whenever possible. ((( TM unknown )))
Fuckity Fuck . . . . . . . . . . an expletive. ((( TM Wilma 2004 )))
Goldfish . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard unit of SH currency OR masters of an insidious plot to take over the world.
Great Black Dalek . . . . ..the all seeing eye. master of the universe. keeper of the codes. AKA mark
Pissed As A Fart . . . . . . . preferred browsing mode of most members.
Pixies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fairy like creatures. live in DaveJ's garden. see also Away with the Pixies
Technoshite . . . . . . . . . .an expression of disgust. ((( TM Jags 2004 )))
Tits . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . standard mode of parlance on SH for those of a female persuasion. little used. ((( TM neilinleeds 2004 )))
Tuts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a shite catchphrase. ((( jointly held TM BiPaula 2004 / TM Neilinleeds 2004 )))
Unicorns . . . . . . . . . . . .a horse like creature with a pointy horn. live in DaveJ's garden.
Woo Hoo . . . . . . . . . . . . an expression of delight. ((( TM Misschief 2004 )))
hope this helps. please feel free to add any i might have missed.
neil x x x ;)
Woo Hoo (TM Misschief 2004) aww Neil I could kiss you!
Id been saving up all my goldfish but they keep escaping from my purse, I was so sure decimalisation had taken place since I wandered into the cafe.
:confused2: Have I missed something? What game?Quote by southwest sinner
hello from the southwest :thumbup: hope you find what your looking for, or at least have fun trying to find it, there are some strange people around here :shock: enjoy
:shock: Strange? I hadnt noticed!
:welcome: Welcolme firefox...the cafe's a byo, but so far Iv had no complaints about the food
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we are a couple he is 27 and i am 26
we are both new to the scene well i have a teeeenie bit of experiance (ish) and he completely new
errrrmmmmm i think i have covered everything
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Hi Sun :P :welcome:
is it just me or is the weather playing a part in SH today?
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Don't delete this because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!
I witre lkie taht all the tmie!!!!! My selpl chkecr oevr haets! Dylsxeia Rleus KO
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just a bridge between us, (two actually)suspect the old one is shut at the moment though as its windy this side hows your side:lol:
And now for the weather report
Cloudy, overcast, and rain..with a 'mild' west coast wind (the sort that flaps the washing but doesnt turn the brolly inside out)
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go to
type in your postcode and see what strange sounding places are by you,i live near
Bullyhole Bottom (map)
14.0 miles
Snatch House (map)
14.8 miles
Box Tunnel (map)
15.2 miles
Box Bush Farm (map)
17.8 miles
Crab Hole (map)
22.0 miles
Sodom (map)
23.8 miles
Butt Hatch (map)
29.6 miles
Lusty Hill (map)
29.6 miles
Wet Pits (map)
35.7 miles
Druggers End (map)
37.0 miles
quite funny really so who lives near the worse name ????
prize for the best
well maybe not
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Bullyhole Bottom
Snatch House
Box Bush Farm
Crab Hole
OY neighbour! we might need to share the prize!
I live near
Clitsome Farm and Box Bush Farm (makes a change from the normal diversification)
Crab Hole
Bullyhole Bottom
Snatch House (red lights included)
Penishapentre :?
Lickham Bottom
Arshaton Wood ( :shock: Ar Shat on Wood? ewww!)
and my favourite
Lord Hereford's Knob (how well known was THAT Knob? He MUST have been an original swinger :angel:pps: )
Clitsome Farm and Box Bush Farm (makes a change from the normal diversification)
Crab Hole
Bullyhole Bottom
Snatch House (red lights included)
Penishapentre :?
Lickham Bottom
Arshaton Wood ( :shock: Ar Shat on Wood? ewww!)
and my favourite
Lord Hereford's Knob (how well known was THAT Knob? He MUST have been an original swinger :angel:
pps: ) Quote by xxdevil69
lol... I can feel my brain slowly shrivelling away at the mere thought of attempting this.. but will definately post the problems i have ...er... problems with
Right people you've got 3 months to get prepared for them all!!!!!!
I'll either find it all really helpful or the threads will die faster than the 'fancy a shag' ones!!
OU is geared up for people who have no educational background, starting with a foundation course is the best thing to do if your rusty.
The most important thing I found when I did my initial introduction to maths was the very basic ability to transpose equations.
So if you want to get yourself prepared over the next three months work on these.
(just about to start my post grad with OU
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