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27 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Just think yourself lucky youre not irish they really do get the brunt of all the bad jokes, oh and the welsh too. We all get digs about different things fuck them!

:shock: Irish father (to make it worse, a kerry man!), Jewish mother, Brought up in Scotland, and live in Wales!!! If I let it get to me, Id be arguing about the perceived financial wisdom of the jews, the generosity of the Scots, not just the stupidity of the Irish, but the ones the Irish make fun off, and sheep shaging!!!!! confused

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Im not immune to the generalisations made about my heritage...but I try not to let it get to me! evil

evil

Al realising she has just made herself the butt of all mongrel jokes

26 Oct 2004

Quote by roger743
Well, maybe not, but they are a bit tender. I checked a health website for advice and it said I might be pregnant. What do you think?

Definately pregnant! Or cold, or just ran a marathon, or the woman you were with last night was a bit over zelouse with her teeth confused

confused

26 Oct 2004

Quote by honeyriderx
buttered the toast (with real butter) opened the new jar slapped it on.
brought it upstairs took a bite :fuckinghell: :upset: :censored: :x
its bloody raspberry i HATE raspberry
is this how the days gonna be full of horrible disapointing suprises
I wanna cry gotta go find scream thread NOW

All I can say is, thank god you had raspberry!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24824.html

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
After the goings on in here http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25116.html I'm compelled to voice my reasons clearly as to why I am on a swinging site.
Yes, sex brought me here. I won't deny that fact. To be more specific, it is sex with more than one partner which happens to be my curiosity. This girl happens to have a thing for bi men. There, it's out in the open, those I speak to already know. None of us on here are *straight laced missionary in the dark* kinda people. But I'm sure some of you will understand when I say, even though sex brought me here I'm not quite ready for the great big leap just yet. I don't want to swing on my own. I'd like to find a partner with whom I'm comfortable with first. In the mean time I enjoy the forum and the people I've bonded with on here. It's the people and the friendship I've found on SH which has me coming back for more. My journy of exploration has only just begun. How far will it take me and what are the limits? I don't know. It's slowly slowly for now.
If I had to put myself into a box or was asked to describe myself it would have to be....I'm a swinger who doesn't swing (yet)
There's a lot of people just like me.

Heck...Bi Men..Heck..more than one partner..Heck...sex brought me here..Heck..not sure if Im ready for great big leap...Heck...not on my own...Heck...like to find a partner who Im comfortable with first (sacked the last one for being a twat)...Heck...enjoy the forum
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Al places the telepathic shield over her head cos she feels she wrote that, but didnt

25 Oct 2004

Quote by southwest sinner
did see my first house with xmas trimmings up in bristol today though :o

Couldnt see across the Bristol Chanel today, I was looking the other way.

25 Oct 2004

mad

:fuckinghell: :kick:

25 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
what's he got that I haven't?

:shock: No avatar showing a d**k to the floor
thats enough to put any girl off Ice Pie wink

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:laughabove: :laughabove:
I had completely forgotten about the jake the peg avatar. Can't even remember what it was there for.
Oh yes, the three-legged stocking advert. I don't suppose a 12" nose is any less daunting?

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
ice to have the nose back :wink:

25 Oct 2004

hello zeezee, have fun kiss

kiss

25 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
what's he got that I haven't?

:shock: No avatar showing a d**k to the floor
thats enough to put any girl off Ice Pie wink

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25 Oct 2004

Quote by burose
some people have far too much time in their hand`s.

The guy dresed as a chicken? Or you surfing and finding the link?

rotflmao

:rotflmao:

25 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hey! Nimbus. I can't put my card up next to a mobile now can I?

Why not? Then it would be a roving card, a bigger audience! my mobile gets seen by many :twisted:

25 Oct 2004

Just thinking about them makes me scalp itch...
We had a constant reinfestation problem, find the blighters, treat with chemicals, nit comb, and tea tree, go back to school, and three day's later start all over again, then a friend suggested the following and touch wood its worked so far.
My daughter is always the source of the problem with longer hair, they dont jump, but actually crawl from on head to another. Girls being girls, they huddle and the long hair is a fantastic super highway for the nits.
By always plating her hair it reduced the reinfestation, and using leave in conditioner (tee tree if I can find it) it made the hair too slippery for the nit to get a grip on, so at least it couldn't adhere any eggs.
Iv been doing this for a year now, and so far (franticly looking for wood to touch) we havnt had a problem since.
Hope this helps smile

smile

25 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Can anyone tell me where the SH Towers pay phone is located? I want to put one of my cards in there, but apart from knowing where me couch is and how to find my way back from the woods now and then, I'm lost in the labyrinth!! :confused:
:lol: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce:

Pay Phone? Doesnt everyone have a mobile these days?
Al checks she has enough minutes left so she can offer Eagerslut the use of it if this isnt the case.

24 Oct 2004

Hi 69ers on Me welcome to the mad house biggrin

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:welcome:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by mirlees69
hi new to site just fuond it looks like ive been missing fun anyone want to fill me in on what i missed :

Ummm what you missed? Iv no idea :shock:
I must have missed it too :?
Anyway, welcome, relax, and join in to the odd friendly mix that is SH, I did and am beginning to feel as if the oddness is normal :?
:welcome:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Go on then! Could you??

:twisted: :twisted:

Holistic navigation...head south and east a little then keep going. rolleyes

rolleyes

even if you didnt end up in Dubai youd end up somewhere interesting wink

wink

24 Oct 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
What makes men get so possesive???
Ive never met the guy but been chatting to him for ages, really like him but nothings going to happen because he lives at the other endo of the country. Anyway tonight I tell him Im talking to someone else as well. He get all possesive and offensives and sods off in a huff!!
What is wrong with the male sex??
sorry about this post just had to explode to someone!!

Maybe he hoped something was going to happen at some point in the future. Iv had this happen to me and it transpired he was considering suggesting we tried to see each other and find out where it took us. I had considered the same thing, but neither of us voiced it because we thought the other wouldn't want it.
5 years of on line friendship was almost blown because I told him I was meeting up with someone else who lived closer.
We got through it and he is visiting the UK for the first time the week after next biggrin

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All I can suggest is do the same as I did, send him an E mail telling him how much you wish the distance didn't separate you but you cannot live the rest of your life hopping that one day you will take it any further due to the distances involved.
If he is a decant guy then he will see the reasoning in this and accept you cannot be expected to be 'faithful'...both online and off. If not, block him!

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
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Ummm GOING? :rotflmao:
Al runs and hides under the table before Debiewebs smacks her

24 Oct 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

rotflmao

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24 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
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:happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy: NOW ENOUGH! :lol: Im all dashed out! smile

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24 Oct 2004

Quote by JQL
Ummm, but did you try the link?

thread hijack/ JQL Iv just spent 2 minutes watching the Emotcon in your signature chuckling to myself...I think I need to get out more! confused

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/hijack
Al off to find some new emotcons so she can fill her day with little yellow faces doing silly things

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
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24 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
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But he told me he'd washed :shock:

24 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
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24 Oct 2004

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But the pig was preagnant :shock:

24 Oct 2004

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24 Oct 2004

Quote by daveandmandywigan
we are looking forward to the wigan mini-munch
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx :wink: :wink:

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Al off to make some toast

24 Oct 2004

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24 Oct 2004

Job!
Al wonders why she just read 4 pages of 'blow jobs'

23 Oct 2004

Quote by southwest sinner
Ok, update
My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
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what is it they say, revenge is sweet, so if its a nice looking cake BE AFRAID,VERY AFRAID :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ohhh gawd I hadnt thought of that! Ill need to finish the slice wont I !
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:shock: :shock: :blink:
Al off to find a sick bag