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Quote by MrsFC
Ok..........................:roll:
I've had enough !!!!! :evil: :evil:
Can someone give Warwick his marbles back !!!!!
I'm trying to enjoy a drink .....................and I'm getting dizzy looking at all the threads,,,,,,,,,,,,,and I'm feeling rather dizzy now !
Warwick !!!!!!!!!! please get your head together .................so mind wil lbe tooo
Iv found them, just waiting for someone to claim them :shock:
Quote by davej
OK, on a serious note...it isn't the avatars we should be concentrating on, but how well the marbles in the avatars play..umm, well, marbles!
Found a few different games
RingerLong Tawl, Bun Hole :shock: Cherry Pit
and my favourite, Nine Holes.....First player to complete nine holes wins.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
fLucking hell Nimbus
Long Tawl
Bun Hole
Cherry Pit
they sound like a weather forecast areas for shipping .....eermm give us a clue
Just incase anyone is interested, they are all on here
Quote by iain_nw
*Puting on a french accent* Zee cake was for zee eating when zee bread ran owt NOT for after zee spanking
in zat case may i pleez have zee cake and eat it??
hehehehehe are you sure????
the last cake I fed someone was a bit of an interesting experience....(TY Re-Laps for reminding me
)http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24824.html
:banghead:Quote by southwest sinner
Hey there guys and girls, just wondering if there is anyone from around my area on here? Would be cool to get in touch for a chat about anything going on around here. It seems a bit dead to me!
Give us a shout!
Cheers Guys, Mark.
i ventured over the bridge once and headed for the valleys with a sense of fear and excitement wondering what i would find, heaven or a place like roysten vassey, as the darkness crept in, the light from the full moon cast strange shadows all around, i neared a village which seemed strangely silent and approached the first cottage i found, a note was on the door my pulse raced as i neared it , i knelt down to read the note (it was a small cottage) what did it say i hear you ask , well it went something like this, hello stranger..................
village closed we have all gone to bristol for the night
bollox i thought and went home
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Re-Lapse
Thats cool. It is a bit of a mad place i agree! What i meant was if there is anyone who can give me some advice about the local area thatt would be great!
Cheers guys, Mark.
Swansealover, I have sent you a PM
I would have sent a pm, but it would have said move to the valleys.
:lol:Mine said all the info I personally would divulge to a stranger is in open forum, or words to that effect, and a polite reminder to watch out for people youd rather not know your business.
OK, on a serious note...it isn't the avatars we should be concentrating on, but how well the marbles in the avatars play..umm, well, marbles!
Found a few different games
Ringer Long Tawl, Bun Hole :shock: Cherry Pit and my favourite, Nine Holes.....First player to complete nine holes wins.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Found a few different games
Ringer
Long Tawl, Bun Hole :shock: Cherry Pit and my favourite, Nine Holes.....First player to complete nine holes wins. :happy: :happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by iain_nw
I MEANT Cake!!!!!!!!!:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Bad boys!!!!!
woooohoooo 50 posts later and i get my first spanking...do i get cake again for afterwards??
*Puting on a french accent* Zee cake was for zee eating when zee bread ran owt NOT for after zee spanking
Quote by southwest sinner
:eeek: 200 posts in under a month!! I think I need to get out more! :shock:
Thanks to all my new found friends on S.H for making it such a fun experience, and not being too hard on the new girl at school :P
happy 200th to celebrate why dont you bake a cake
ops: :oops: but then again maybe not
lol, I did but sent it to flirtyfruitcake as an avatar... if anyone else wants a bit, let me know :twisted:
Quote by swansealover
Hey there guys and girls, just wondering if there is anyone from around my area on here? Would be cool to get in touch for a chat about anything going on around here. It seems a bit dead to me!
Give us a shout!
Cheers Guys, Mark.
Swansealover, your best bet is to join in with the madness of the cafe, location does not necessarily lead to livening up your perception
, but its a good way to get to know people and for them to get to know you, and who knows what livenings in the valeys might happen 
Quote by Nimbus
maybe i should have spelt it JENNY TAYLIOR,,get it now, jenny.... tayli..
Never mind Jenny, it took me a good 5 mins to work out why Iv lost marbles didnt get their own joke :?
AND then explained it to themselves!!!!!! :doh:
Al reminds herself to read the names next to the avatars
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Vix had tried and tried and tried and tried with me..but I couldn't get the fruitcake pic she sent me onto my avatar.
Vix,for persisting with a hopeless cause I salute you!
Now tonight Nimbus sent me some Welsh Fruitcake pics and said do this/do that,I did
and :happy: its :happy: WORKED! :happy:
Nimbus - THANK U!X:yinyang: :thumbup: :yinyang:X
:therethere: your welcolme ffc Quote by Rainbows
I think I saved the voice mail from BT about it on 1571 Rainbows...gives you the number to dial for more info, Ill log out (not broad band enabled) and check, then pm you the number
Al xx
Thank you!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: Even if just 'cos you know what you are talking about!!!!
Well, Im no help, saved the 'congratulations you have won a comp you never entered' voice mail, but must have hit 3 instead of 2 for the BT one :doh:
Quote by Rainbows
Does anyoen else knwo what I am talking about???????? Or do I really live in a parallel world?
I think I saved the voice mail from BT about it on 1571 Rainbows...gives you the number to dial for more info, Ill log out (not broad band enabled) and check, then pm you the number
Al xx
Quote by dundeecpl
Just think yourself lucky youre not irish they really do get the brunt of all the bad jokes, oh and the welsh too. We all get digs about different things fuck them!
:shock: Irish father (to make it worse, a kerry man!), Jewish mother, Brought up in Scotland, and live in Wales!!! If I let it get to me, Id be arguing about the perceived financial wisdom of the jews, the generosity of the Scots, not just the stupidity of the Irish, but the ones the Irish make fun off, and sheep shaging!!!!!
Im not immune to the generalisations made about my heritage...but I try not to let it get to me! Al realising she has just made herself the butt of all mongrel jokes
The only thing missing is a bit of english in you
Del x
:happy: :happy: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: That be why Im here
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by westerross
Cardiff City beat Leeds United last year.
:eeek: Wasnt me your honour, this stick (need to be a VERY big one to reach across the country!) just found its own way into the city and hit Leeds allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll by itself.
Al wonders if she has gone totaly mad 