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Quote by Elissamay
But how much would you pay me, or rather, what would you give me to read all of the SH Clock thread?
:shock:

They pay to do that? And I spent a week doing it for nothing rolleyes
ummmmm, hell Im confused, HL2 and football, now grand auto thingy :shock: I need to stay in more! :twisted:
Dare I say I miss read the title of this thread :shock: Iv 'n' blindnes tonight sad
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Its been a year since ive touched a bit of chocolate but i still get cravings for the damn stuff when im on rolleyes
So anyone got any ideas for whats a good substitute???

Baileys is good, or if its a non fat requirment, how about Red Bull, gives you wings dont you know. :evil2:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Jan 3rd at
aprox. rolleyes

Jan 3rd at then.
Oh great - a tie break with Nimbus - ending in a long,protracted,hot hot hot sweaty tug of war with a mods carelessly discarded red satin knicks :censored: sillyhwoar: :shock:
Tie break???? is that something the DS'rs do after a safe word moment? :shock:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Debbiewebs has got it spot on with "Kinky Pervy" thats sexy and fun.
These words have other shades but here they are meant as an affectionate description of what you nice people do.
I of course never do anything like that. redface rotflmao

Nahhhh FF your a train spotter arnt you ...now THATS Pervy!
Better look out, you never know what might happen to the Emoticons through over use ........
Quote by Jags
Now, what's the feeling about parsnips???? rolleyes

Parsnips? ooooooo, roasted with honey over the top, yum yum :P
Quote by foxylady 123
Isnt insomnia awful? just sat here now, , cant sleep and too tired to think!!
Lots to do tomorrow and just know ill be too tired to do it all!!!

:shock: that early?
Quote by Calista
I Love Sprouts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

Same here :shock:
and worse still ...........so do my kids :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
although convincing them with celery is a lot harder !
Dare I say I love sprouts as well, my kids on the other hand abhor them, but looooooove baby cabbages (sprout by another name) :doh:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
As to what Swiniging actually is - I sometimes wonder if anybody knows.

Isn't swinging something you do at the play park? :shock: your all telling me Im here under false pretences :doh:
Im awol for a week folks, :scared: (forgot to place the leave pass redface), will pop in oasionaly to pick up pm's but Iv a friend visiting you see :shock:
Quote by MC1979
25 YEAR OLD GUY IN CARDIFF TONIGHT, THE WOMEN HAS GONE AWAY FOR WEEKEND AND IM BORED, FIREWORKS ANNOYING AND IN NEED OF SOME BEER AND FUN

Beer and fun...in Cardiff? let me think.....how about Walkabout?...if its too much fun, you can always walk off dunno or Sprinbuck the money fair leaps out of your pocket....
Al wonders if she ought to mention Brains
Quote by Ice Pie
Hey - interesting thought there - has ANYONE had any like that from a woman?

I get the occasional unsolicited PM along those lines. rolleyes
"Hello" would be nice. dunno
:boo: Hello
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh you have no idea what it took for me not to just lock this thread with no comment ..... just to have you sat there refreshing all night
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I do it too Re-laps redface
Iv been forced to face my own mortality over the past week, due to a family crisis, and it got me thinking, If you could choose your own epitaph, what would it be?
Quote by Re-Lapse
Knock Knock...............

confused Who's there?
Quote by donnydaz
Being a single male i can only imagine how annoying these messages can i doubt very much that the topic would of been raised had the message been from a woman stating the size of her breasts and where she was from.
That said iam not making excuses for the single guys on here and i for one have never sent anyone a message starting " the size of my tackle is".

33,38D,Wales, U wana shag?...hmmmmm perhaps not confused it isnt my style, friendship first and from there on see where it goes
wink
Quote by easy
What is it? Anyone have an idea? dunno

a deflated baloon on a walking stick? :dunno:
Quote by Fred
"Watch your tongue,
Remember it is in a wet place
And likely to slip".
Fred

My thought from that thought is....keep your toungue out of the wet place then...and just sliping it in :shock: redface
Al wondering if she goes too far in her enuindo
Quote by Debbiewebs
but I do so love a man to cup my face in his hands or stokes my cheek redface

biggrin Me too, and ears, and neck, and the small gentle kiss on each eye lid when Im not suposed to look, the kiss of a lover is never wrong wink if you are in tune with each other :D
Al off for a cold shower now
Me two off for a cold shower bolt
Coming to join me? :P
Quote by Libra-Love
but I do so love a man to cup my face in his hands or stokes my cheek redface

biggrin Me too, and ears, and neck, and the small gentle kiss on each eye lid when Im not suposed to look, the kiss of a lover is never wrong wink if you are in tune with each other :D
Al off for a cold shower now
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Come on fellow non attenders
Assistance required
wink

Assistance? Whats this munch thing your on about? dunno
Quote by fruity1976
Position??? :twisted: :P

possession :doh:
Al off to digest the O.E.D
But I found some marbles, isnt posetion 9/10ths of the law? :shock:
Quote by JGL
Gits the lot of ya!!!!!
i'm now regreting posting that thread now!!!!... now do i dispear in to the lime light, or look stupid as stay behind...
Thank you all for your posts and threads... you dont know how much it means
JGL

STAY STAY STAY!!! and not look stupid!