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Quote by BIoke
A dog lead, just no dog! wink

I also take the dog who snuffles off in the undergrowth, then comes and sits to look quizicaly at us from a couple of yards away, or if he's after atention...he starts to lick my hand...
Have a feeling that would be even more dificult to explain!!! blink
Quote by SmokeyJ
Shaved? SHAVED?
FGS! :doh:
Be a man......... Use tweezers. ;)
:giggle: bolt

well 'easy' obviously I am no man, it bloody hurts using tweezers and takes far too long... back to the odd shave for me. the things men do to keep women happy
Totally off point, but has anyone else noticed that your nasal hairs are attached to your anus hairs? I tried plucking out an annoying one the other night and boy did it make me bot bot pucker!!!! surpriseduch:
Quote by Newgirl09
forgot to ask, can u include me in list for hotels - walkable (stagerable??!!) would be fab! lol

I am doing a time trial on hotels that are on the list in both walking boots and heels over the next few weeks.. perhaps I should try after a bottle of wine as well. Will be able to let you know which is the closest, and which doesnt have hills or cobble stones on route then.
innocent ummmmm, think I need to mention that I'll have a plus 1.
DJ that was on track has been offered a paid gig, and is standing us up, so anyone...please?
Quote by 900rrt
You have beaten me to it!!!!!! wehaaaaay! ok i can alter my post to redirect to yours if you fancy?

Noooooooooo, dont back down.. do a pub crawl mid July...
gwaaaan, gwan gwaaaaan gwaaaaannnnnnnn
There's two pay day's between smile
Just a quick one, (sorry to hijack this social thread) the Tweekies and I have a Munch organised for Sept the 11th in Bristol, the listing will be going live the end of the month. Looks like it is all happening in Bristol!!!! lol
Have more showers!
Although I did strip off for a photo session by the river today, and totally shocked someone, which I would not have done in colder weather! :thrilled:
When pregers I liked hot buttered toast, with a thin spread of Marmite and a thick spread of hummus.. with coffee!!!
What kills the mood for me? ...
If the other party is smoking,I dont like the smell or taste... and if they are not in full control of their faculties I just want to mother them and put them to bed...
I cant go without one.. with anything between an E and a G cup (depending on style and make)I find the suport of a good bra makes me look 2 stone lighter, and years younger.
Quote by Alan_1947
Just like to say that this is the second time I've renewed my membership to this site. I had a sabbatical for about 6 months but thought I would give it another try. Don't know if I expected it to be any better but for once I was not disappointed. Why oh why do so many people join this site if they have no intention of ever meeting anyone? Why are there so many profiles advertised as "couples" and when you contact them it is only the male looking to meet up. The female partner is either "not playing anymore" or more likely than not it is the male advertising as "straight" because he doesn't want the wife to know he is really bi. There is too much deceit in the world already I'm bi curious and my profile states that.

My profile explains my sexuality using the lable that fits closest.
My curent "relationship" situation is something only friends know about, however, again I have used the lable that fits closest.
If you were to contact me and ask about my other half I would give you very short shrift. Whether he is or is not active on the site is something that is personal to him; and he has a right to divulge things about himself not me.
So, I consider my profile to be truthfull, however at the moment I would give you short shrift if you enquired about "him". Would you consider me to be one of the "timewasters"?
I have met people from this site socialy, I consider a few to be friends. I have not consumated any of those friendships....Do I meet people for sex from the site? No (one day it will happen... I AM holding my breath)
Do I meet people from the site? Yes (and if you want to meet people from the site attend a munch or social and get to know them socialy)
smile
The trouble with lables is that they are so restrictive. I have been labled as bi for longer than I care to remember, however that is the lable that explains the sex of the people who atract me.
I do not consider myself bi, I just consider myself fussy...There is a certain atitude I find irisistabe be it in straight, bi, or gay .. male,female or homaphrodite people....
Does what atracts me make me bi? I dont think so. Does the sex of the people who atract me make me bi? ..perhaps.
Quote by Plimboy
Regarding the MUNCH advert - I'm wondering if Tweekys should be spelt Tweekies. :twisted:
But there again, deep thought over something so trivial is only a sign of not having anything more exciting to do with my life nowadays. So in for a penny in for a pound - how about Nimbus becoming Nimbuses!
Anyway, hope you all have a great time time down in Bristol, I know these things take a lot of organising and I'm sure people do appreciate it.
Plim

Clouds are like buses, there will be another one along in a minute dunno
Give... cos it's a skill...
Not to blow my own trumpet: But everyone who has experienced my mouth has commented :angel: Suppose as Iv got the skill it would be a shame to retire it. (and I do so enjoy the sensation) :evil2:
Funny, Honest, Open, Confident, Self sufficient and able to take my GRRRRR days.:sad:
Oh yehhhhh, with a sexual imagination and drive to match my own :thrilled:
Quote by tweeky
What have you been doing that you should not?

UMMMMMMM... standing up friends so the beer monkey can have his wicked way with them redface
They didnt capture me, I offered.......... ummm, I think......... I know there was a car trip............ and we got lost..............
and talked about the Tweekies organising something in Bristol and me something in SE Wales.... and with my track record Id miss the Severn bridge........

OK, I was captured......
banghead
Quote by varca
OK.. Very pretty sunset and enjoyed it in good company (friends to the beach for an impromptu barbecue) NORMALLY would be happy that planes are grounded (living within spitting distance of 2 runways)
HOWEVER! Having put myself on the shelf for the past 10 months, I have finally arranged a meet for tomorrow night! Dog in kennels just in case Im very late back.. Kids at dad's .. New undies...plucked, shaved AND waxed...
Anticipation building up all week......
He is relying on a flight tomorrow morning to get home from work!!!! No Flight = No Him = No Meet!!!!!! B#@$% Volcanoes!!! :upset:

Noooo!!! :therethere:
Maybe if you talk nicely to Admin you could commandeer the SH Private Jet SHAGFORCE 1 biggrin
As it wouldn't be a commercial flight and could fly under 20000ft you would be sorted :thumbup:
St3v3 what are you doing in the morning? :D
Awww keeping fingers crossed that all works out hon kiss
Thank you Varca...Good advice...think I'v been on that shelf for far too long so not seeing the swinging for the sunset. :doh:
In days of old I'd just kick back, enjoy the sunset.....perhaps pop into my local club for a couple :twisted: ... and hitch that ride on Shagforce1.. hump
OK.. Very pretty sunset and enjoyed it in good company (friends to the beach for an impromptu barbecue) NORMALLY would be happy that planes are grounded (living within spitting distance of 2 runways)
HOWEVER! Having put myself on the shelf for the past 10 months, I have finally arranged a meet for tomorrow night! Dog in kennels just in case Im very late back.. Kids at dad's .. New undies...plucked, shaved AND waxed...
Anticipation building up all week......
He is relying on a flight tomorrow morning to get home from work!!!! No Flight = No Him = No Meet!!!!!! B#@$% Volcanoes!!! :upset:
I noticed this evening when walking the dog that the elder trees are sprouting green... and if you drink wine at the same rate as me you need to start preparing now...
Buy six bottles of wine with screw top lids.
Drink the 6 bottles of wine and save the bottles and lids
Soak the bottles in hot water to take the labels off, and wash out the insides.
Put bottles in a very low oven to dry them out
Collect a carrier bag full of elder flower heads, shake them well to evict bugs and remove any leaves
Allow the flower heads to sit for an hour or so then shake again.
Tip 3 bags of sugar into 2litres of water and slowly bring to the boil.
Take the syrup off the heat and allow to cool slightly
Add the juice and zest of 5 lemons and the elder flowers
Cover the mixture with a clean cloth and allow to steep for 24hrs
Strain the syrup and bring back to the boil (do not boil for longer than a minute)
Poor into the clean bottles while still hot and seal
Store in a cool dark place for up to 6 months
Serve diluted with sparkling or still water. (be aware, elder can be a stimulant so I'd not advise it just before bed) :beer:
Quote by tweeky
Search engine on here is a bit doolaly :silly:
Go to search put lets meet up forum only. Then in the search field put AND social. The last social according to that was a year ago :-? I get similar results with munch think the last one was 2008 lol With Social though you can clearly see on page 1 on the lets meet up forum there are more threads with social in the title, these should show up.
Yeh I know ...... fuck off Tweeky and submit a support ticket :kick:

Oppth..:borg: I believed the same search when I did it (probably for the same reason as you) in that case disregard my comment in PM about an 08 Halloween do being the last...
Was asked outright once at a party while I was on a 'nilla date with someone (not the person asking). I smiled sweetly and answered "Been there, done that, thrown away the teeshirt"
Did lead to a lot of "discusions" when we got back to the date's house, however he wasnt a 'nill for much longer :twisted:
Quote by tweeky
Now had a volunteer to co host :happy: we may actually get there in the end.

I volunteered? rolleyes I will talk myself into these things!
Trouble is that as soon as I mentioned conference planing stuff based on prince2 principles the poor tweekies thought I was offering to do something with fuzzy wizzy women, ....so we may get there in the end but not sure how Im going to walk after being fuzzy wized, or the tweekies being prince2'd..... dunno
At least they know I'm good at making everything up as I go along, but get there in the end.
I learnt that my first instinct was correct and I think I have discovered someone who may persuade me to enter the play room with them. :twisted:
Very very easy and quick brownie. (As well really because it all goes as soon as I make any)
Brownie
4oz marge
2oz sifted coco
2 lightly beaten eggs
8oz sugar
half teaspoon vanila essence
2oz sifted self rasing flour
2oz chocolate chips (I use half dark, half white)
Topping
3oz milk or plain chocolate
2oz golden syrup
line and grease a 7"x7" square tin
Pre heat the oven at gas4, 350F 180C
Melt the marge in a pan, then stir in the other brownie ingredients, one at a time.
Spoon the mixture into the tin then level the top and bake in the middle shelf for 30 mins.
Cool the cake in the tin!
Once the cake is cool: heat the topping ingredients until the chocolate is melted. Poor the topping over the cake base and leave to set.
Lift the cake out of the tin using the lining paper, then peel it off the edges.
Cut the cake into a minimum of 9 pieces (it is very rich). Enjoy with coffee and friends!
Quote by kentswingers777

Come on be honest............would you?

No!... I was offered a job recently, that I turned down, then they came back and offered me more money..to "pay" for child care: however my reasons for turning the job down could not be bought in my mind... (not paying someone else to have the fun time with the kids) even though they offered me 3x my current wage, I would NOT be bought... I donot work for them, I work for me and my kids!
So, considering the question, I would not sleep with anyone for 1million, or world cup tickets... I would have sex with someone because what was on offer was for me and what I wanted.
Quote by Kaznkev
lovely arse,intelligent,thoughtful,has a real life(judging from the fact he pops in infrequently),
someone i would happily chew the fat with ,but even more happily do the deed with,
oh and a man of excellent taste if random is his favourite poster.

Kaznkev
1 step further from WI membership than I am (if you need the rule book for competitions let me know) A xx
Funny but not sure why others perceive her this way
Bright
Kind
Will back her friends 100%
Quote by Lost

At a recent social I was told that I was the "nicest" least likely swinger they had met...(if Im honest I felt slightly insulted...nice!!!???) I will need to ask the person who made the comment if my forum posts reflect his impression of me...

You were nice as well? F'kin hell we just thought you were sexy as..... Radiated horniness you did infact
Actually you really are nice and you are a damnably sexy lady

Heck! I ........ crumbs....heck!.... Im speechless.....
thank you! redface
Quote by leprechaun
life love and all the rest of it
what have you learned today share it and others may learn from it to
that i'm not always right but that is ok

That my opo manager understands and will back me up now I have managed to fess we can not deliver the necessary outcomes, even though the funders will claw back silly money, and we don't have the reserves to cover it!
Quote by flower411
Kaz ....The "I`ve had 10 pm`s about you" ploy is a button pushing ploy and leads me suspect I know the author of the "button pushing" guide :giggle:
It`s just about the only ploy that is completely unprovable and is a rather low attempt to push buttons rolleyes
As to knowing people ....I think it`s much easier to "know" people if you chat regularly to them in the chatrooms......there is less time to think and real character is evident within a short space of time.
Getting to know people in the forums is trickier...
A combination of the two will give you a fair estimation of somebodies real character, but it takes time lol

As someone who types so slowly and reads even slower and STILL misunderstands my own posts due to lesdixia I cant keep up in chat, I have a feeling Im never going to be truly "known" through the written medium.
Mind you, I think I do tend to take a long time to let people under my skin in life as well, and can probably count on one hand people who truly know me, so perhaps the way I write is just a taste of who I am. (that handful are a couple I play with, plus my former boss, who gave me so much succession training I later became his boss... , my brother and my best friend who I have known since I was 3)
At a recent social I was told that I was the "nicest" least likely swinger they had met...(if Im honest I felt slightly insulted...nice!!!???) I will need to ask the person who made the comment if my forum posts reflect his impression of me...