The good
Dolly Parton
"when I was young we were so poor we couldn't afford a bath, just a lil old tub of warm water, some soap and a cloth.
You'd wear a night shirt and wash up as far as possible, then wash down as far as possible, then everyone else would leave the room, and you'd wash possible"
The bad
Dolly Parton again
"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"
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Quote by westerross
I categorise mine on the Richter scale!
There's only been one, really, that I remember with a little judder of semi-revulsion!
Is that why Penarth Pier collapsed??!!
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HIJACK ALERT
Penarth Pier collapsed? When? I know there are some bits of rotten plank...but...
HIJACK OVER
Meets from SH to date = 0/0
Meets from other sites = 0/0
Follow up meets after a "getting to know you at a club" =
Therefore, I get to know people in the flesh, THEN arrange to meet (again). That way I know if there is a spark I'd like to explore and save a wasted journey. (yeh, I'm fussy) :giggle:
Who would you take with you.... The Tweekies
What car would you drive.... My own
What snack would you take... Kendal mint cake and a flask of tea
And what would the first 4 tracks on your music player be?
On the road again: Willie Nelson
I've Been Everywhere- Johnny Cash
King of the Road- Roger Miller
Running on Empty- Jackson Browne
What items will I make sure we take?...a paper map and the address and directions written on paper!
What items will I leave at home? ... the gps phone that hadn't a signal, the sat nav I borrowed and didn't know how to work,the lap top that wouldn't go on-line to pull up the address!
What car would you drive.... My own
What snack would you take... Kendal mint cake and a flask of tea
And what would the first 4 tracks on your music player be?
On the road again: Willie Nelson
I've Been Everywhere- Johnny Cash
King of the Road- Roger Miller
Running on Empty- Jackson Browne
What items will I make sure we take?...a paper map and the address and directions written on paper!
What items will I leave at home? ... the gps phone that hadn't a signal, the sat nav I borrowed and didn't know how to work,the lap top that wouldn't go on-line to pull up the address!
I joined Chams in Newport recently and was told that my membership would cover me if I visited Darlaston as well, so assume it will work the other way round as well
Took along a photo/date of birth id (passport)and an address id (recent utilities bill). Filled in a membership form, the host checked the name/dob/address Id put on the form was the same as my id then handed it all back.
Lockered id away with the car keys / clothes and other "non play" trappings so all secure.
Took along a photo/date of birth id (passport)and an address id (recent utilities bill). Filled in a membership form, the host checked the name/dob/address Id put on the form was the same as my id then handed it all back.
Lockered id away with the car keys / clothes and other "non play" trappings so all secure.
Quote by tweeky
Big thank you tho the Lost's and Firedup's for sorting the Gloucester social :thumbup:
Also A big thanks to Nimbus for being our lift and navigator, well maybe not the navigator :scared:
Was good to meet some new people cant really say put faces to names as most of you are from Chat where I dont venture very often.
Highlights of the night were meeting everyone, the poll dancingand the guided tour of the play rooms. Club looks to be good, would advise everyone who can to check it out :thumbup:
Again thank you Lost's and Firedup's
We got there..... ok, so I had to accost lots of people on the street and ask them where the swing club was..late.... harassed.....and me ignoring questions from the back seat.....but we got there.... :crazy:
p.s. hope your feet are ok after the forced march Mrs Tweeky
Quote by Kaznkev
I love the big 4 poster bed in our local club,but the billiard table is also fun because so many people can get on it,
so to start with,a massive 4 poster with drapes,
a st andrews cross,
grope box cos i want to work up the nerve some time,
selection of floggers canes and crops,
hook (a la tru blood)
cuffs
shackles
ropes
chains
this is turning into a description of my ideal dundgeon isnt it :giggle:
ohh swing with beautiful bi girl,fab memories there
gd music,
Do you know what Kaz, my list was virtually the same, however with the addition of the pink sheepskin Austin Powers Bed, a fab bouncy stool with dildo, mirrors EVERYWHERE and lots of velvet and silk to wrap myself in...oh, and perhaps a hermetical controlled heating system so its just the correct temperature.....no matter how many bodies are in the room!
Went to the social at Mistiques last night, had a great time and met some fantastic people :wave2: (thanks again Mr and Mrs Lost for organising and the Tweekies for escorting me)
Anyway, I was talking to some people about our favourite room, and it made me wonder how clubs decide the themes of their rooms.
When I was asked I could not answer, because I liked elements of each one, many which I would not consider putting together.
So, if you could have a magic wand, what would your ideal play room contain? (and I'v already got the French men's rugby team and the woman's English one in mine, so hands off):giggle:
Anyway, I was talking to some people about our favourite room, and it made me wonder how clubs decide the themes of their rooms.
When I was asked I could not answer, because I liked elements of each one, many which I would not consider putting together.
So, if you could have a magic wand, what would your ideal play room contain? (and I'v already got the French men's rugby team and the woman's English one in mine, so hands off):giggle:
uch: Quote by tweeky
Sitters: Check
Lift: Check :thumbup:
Nobodys sick: Check
Wife: Check
Shirt: Check
Hair cut: Check
Dosh: Check
Ohhhhhhh looks like we will be coming.
Lift who knew where she was going: Debatable!
Id just like to say thank you to the Lost's for a fab evening. I hope you managed to get some sleep and the street lights didn't come in through the windows too much and the lamp switched off. (or did you request a return to the vibrating room, I did wonder if that might be his next theme)
It was lovely to put faces to screen names, just sorry I didn't get around to meet you all.
(BTW I was the messy mousey haired one in the black wrap dress with colourful beads)
Quote by tweeky
Think I would manage no problem. In harder financial times I had to divvy our money into weekly amounts in order to make it through the month. In that circumstance I would just do the same and be disciplined.
If memory serves...... the tweekys not only manage, no problem. they divvy their money into weekly amounts, then hiding places around the home, and don't tell each other, then forget where it is! disciplined?????
Quote by KaznkevHave done a quick edit for you KaznKev (I walked through the woods where I pick mine today and noticed some shoots so have a feeling it wont be long)
The sun today has made me think of wild garlic,early i know,about a month ,but in eager anticipation.....
plan your walk,wild garlic grows in damp shaded areas ,near streams,the fords near me are ideal.
You will identify the plant cos it smells like garlic! And looks like this
sorry bout the massive link :sad:
Anyway, its great intsead of leeks in a potato and garlic soup,can be added to a stir fry and best of all stuff a chicken with it,wash the leaves first and ball them up so the whole cavity is chock full. Cook your chicken as normal and you get the most wonderfully delicate garlic flavour.
The wild garlic is also great for pesto. I got this off the interweb, however tend to just throw stuff into the food processor 'till it tastes right.
Ingredients
80 g wild garlic leaves
50 g parmesan (or similar hard) cheese
50 g pine nuts
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
100 ml olive oil + some more for topping up the jar
Method
1. Wash the wild garlic leaves and dry them carefully (a salad spinner is a great help!)
2. Grate the cheese (I use my MagiMix food processor for this)
3. Grind the pine nuts in a food processor and add cheese, salt and pepper
4. Add about 1/2 of the wild garlic leaves and blend
5. Repeat with the remaining leaves
6. Add the olive oil and blend
7. Put in sterilised jar and top up with oil so that the pesto is covered and close lid
Hi there, :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven and please dont take the following as a bash over the head! I am typing with a "Im trying to be helpful look" on my face :smile2:
I have to say I agree with KaznKev, I'm one of the rarer type on here, and hence, if I wanted what you are after I could have my pick.
The invitation to provide Mr with his fantasy of two girls is something I tend to have frequently, to provide both parties with their fantasy, slightly less often and to explore my fantasy very rarely.
Looking at this on a purely academic level, you are seeking people who are already in great demand, and hence can be very very choosy... so you need to tick every box!
And that's the thing, you would need to be offering what I was looking for, and as I have no connection with you both you would need to reach out to the selfish part of me that wants my fantasy fulfilled : not yours.
If what you were selling, so to speak, was my "bag" Id probably not need to go through ads, my profile would say enough to bring people knocking...
Suggestions? change the profile to be reader, not writer focused and you need to chase them. (after all, anything worth having is worth working for) :twisted:
I have to say I agree with KaznKev, I'm one of the rarer type on here, and hence, if I wanted what you are after I could have my pick.
The invitation to provide Mr with his fantasy of two girls is something I tend to have frequently, to provide both parties with their fantasy, slightly less often and to explore my fantasy very rarely.
Looking at this on a purely academic level, you are seeking people who are already in great demand, and hence can be very very choosy... so you need to tick every box!
And that's the thing, you would need to be offering what I was looking for, and as I have no connection with you both you would need to reach out to the selfish part of me that wants my fantasy fulfilled : not yours.
If what you were selling, so to speak, was my "bag" Id probably not need to go through ads, my profile would say enough to bring people knocking...
Suggestions? change the profile to be reader, not writer focused and you need to chase them. (after all, anything worth having is worth working for) :twisted:
Quote by tweeky
Dunno if its related but since its been buggered and rebuggered the people on my people you may like section haven't changed.
I should not read a thread backwards!
Was convinced Tweeky was an orgy short of decency due to a dyslexia comprehension moment....
The people you may like, on my people, have been buggered and re buggered.....
:eeek:
I chose mine because at the time of joining, I had just finished re leathered the sidecar, seat and pillion for a 1955 bumblebee, so originally nothing to do with clouds, however I'v been told being the advanced warning of a wet front coming in suits me.
(assume that is reference to my clumsiness and the spilt drinks)
(assume that is reference to my clumsiness and the spilt drinks)
Quote by Kaznkev
well as the clever ladies seem to be in bed early......
4)when she says"i like your mate Dave hes funny" she wants to shag dave
5)"Dave should meet xxxxx" she wants to find out if Dave is a good shag
6)"Daves not coming round again is he?".....shes shagged Dave
7)"yes i love 69" means "anything to get you to go down on me for a decent lenght of time "
8)"can we stay at another hotel, chains are so soulless"........thats where i shagged Dave
9) "No it's ok, your tired, we can talk about it in the morning" actually means, "If you don't wake up and listen to me now you will have some serious making up to do in the morning Mr!!!!!"
10)When she agrees to give you a lift to the pub she expects to be invited in.
11)When she says not to make a fuss on her birthday/ anniversary /Christmas you'd better if you want a shag that night.
12) Does my bum look big in this.... LIE!
6th Oct 2004 - 2:00pm
And 24 hrs later I was invited to join S.H.A.G.S :eeek:
No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair
G x
I get the impression that in less than 24 hrs since joining Iv managed to get myself well on the way to having compulsory membership to S.H.A.G.S.....think I ought to stop now?.....Before I go beyond repair...ohhhhh nooooooooo, the wet toes are coming back to haunt me!
xxx
No No Don't stop Nimbuscome and join me on the couch in SHAGS later and hold my hand while one of the SHAGGERS attends to me!! :lol: :lol:
Now I AM outta here (Tries to leave yet again)
ummmmmmmm is it your hand you want holding? 
Quote by Nimbus
Feeling like the new girl in school.
Ok, so Iv found my partner in crime, surfed the site, thought THIS is what Im looking for, read the advice, the Forum postings, the adverts (hell that took a long time), joined, tried to work out what to put on a profile, found a picture my mum wouldnt recognise, cant get said picture small enough to go on the profile, no idea if I really want to 'post' an advert, or answer one for that matter...SO....can I just sit in a corner and hope no one notices me? lol
Im feeling a little over awed by things, are there any people out there who are interested in helping me get my toes wet (should that be toes? <g>)
And 24 hrs later I was invited to join S.H.A.G.S :eeek:
Quote by Nimbus
I work from home....once Im on top of it for the day I can put up my feet and relax...thought this cafe thing might be the place to do it...but hell the service is rotten! No coffee, have to make my own toast..sheeesh!
No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair
G x
I get the impression that in less than 24 hrs since joining Iv managed to get myself well on the way to having compulsory membership to S.H.A.G.S.....think I ought to stop now?.....Before I go beyond repair...ohhhhh nooooooooo, the wet toes are coming back to haunt me!
xxx
No No Don't stop Nimbuscome and join me on the couch in SHAGS later and hold my hand while one of the SHAGGERS attends to me!! :lol: :lol:
Now I AM outta here (Tries to leave yet again)
ummmmmmmm is it your hand you want holding? BIoke: a very thought provoking thread! and it hit a chord with how I feel about the Forum in its current AND past state. I notice that a fair number of threads from the past were brought forward this morning so suspect a number of us will be looking back at the fun times we had on the forum, and forgetting the contentious cliques and newbie bashing/ignoring that has been evident through out.
A large part of my "day job" is training people in reminiscence therapy for people with a dementia. Looking back over things can be cathartic, however it can also cause people to grieve for the "good old days", it can also open up old wounds and negative emotions.
As people are responding to your post with references to the good old days of the forum, I can honestly say that despite changing faces, and clothing the cliques (those who stick to the rules, those who throw in the one liners, those who make us think, those who make us laugh) are all still there, perhaps in larger or smaller groups, but still there.
SH has become a lot bigger, perhaps there are a lot more people posting into the forum now so gangs have become tighter to protect themselves from exposure or harm... Sometimes we need to look back to realise that we miss read something, and responded without thinking, or typed something that to us was innocent, or in fun however others miss read and respond with negativity and feuds follow.
It takes a brave man to expose their thoughts and admit fault in such a seething pit of opinionated people as this! Thanks for making me think. :thumbup:
Al
A large part of my "day job" is training people in reminiscence therapy for people with a dementia. Looking back over things can be cathartic, however it can also cause people to grieve for the "good old days", it can also open up old wounds and negative emotions.
As people are responding to your post with references to the good old days of the forum, I can honestly say that despite changing faces, and clothing the cliques (those who stick to the rules, those who throw in the one liners, those who make us think, those who make us laugh) are all still there, perhaps in larger or smaller groups, but still there.
SH has become a lot bigger, perhaps there are a lot more people posting into the forum now so gangs have become tighter to protect themselves from exposure or harm... Sometimes we need to look back to realise that we miss read something, and responded without thinking, or typed something that to us was innocent, or in fun however others miss read and respond with negativity and feuds follow.
It takes a brave man to expose their thoughts and admit fault in such a seething pit of opinionated people as this! Thanks for making me think. :thumbup:
Al
Her 5 yo son and my Labrador attempting to get in her cats basket together........ :giggle:Quote by varca
Prompted by Nimbus's SH Archeology thread where we are asked to post our all time favourite threads, I was reminded of a real goodie
The SH Masquerade Balls have always been an absolute blast :D and as we have not had one for a few years I thought it might be worth asking if members are interested in having another, providing Admin and Mal agree of course
I know it is a lot of work for Admin in setting up the accounts for the weekend of the Ball and for Mal, our fab Master of Ceremonies. All of whose efforts are and have always been very much appreciated :) These Balls are such great fun and the best giggle ever :D You don't have to participate, they are great fun to just read but it is a real scream taking part :lol2:
For those who are new here or have been here for a while but who have never partaken, here is an example of one of the Balls :grin:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/149402.html
Sooo the poll is geared towards whether or not the membership would like another SH Masquerade Ball and if so, we can then ask Admin and Mal if they would kindly mind facilitating :D
Have had a LONG read... he he he he I'm all for another one! Looks like a lot of fun and costumes...ooooooo I Like Costumes! :bounce:
If those in power at SH Towers arn't up for it, do you want to organise a Masked social with me Varca? No one wears a mask until the end of the night when they have to don an image of their avatars.:grin:
