Quote by Plimboy
I suppose with the number of threads and replies posted, there is a big enough body of knowledge on SH to base a degree course on the subject!
Plim
How about a master mind specialist subject Plim? I'll coach yah :mrgreen:
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Quote by kittysin
I've copied this from a website as we tend just to take some fruit, stick in some sugar and see how it goes.
600g (21 oz) Blackberries (Bramble to us north of the border)
300g (10oz) Raw Cane Sugar
1 litre of Scotch Whisky
Best with the cheapest supermarmarket whisky as anything else will be wasted!
Raw cane sugar is best because it contains no chemicals and has a natural flavour. The recipe can be scaled up or down according to the amount of whisky available. If you picked too much fruit, buy more whisky!
Method
The method is the same as for sloe gin:
Wash and dry the blackberries. ( Nah, just stick them in the freezer, then when frozen, stick them straight in the bottle!)
Put the blackberries, whisky and sugar into a large jar or demijohn.
Shake until the sugar has dissolved or until your arms start to ache.
Put the lid back on the whisky bottle and keep it to one side - there's no need to wash it out.
Keep the container in a cool place out of direct sunlight.
Shake once or twice a day for the first two weeks then once a week for six to eight weeks in total.
You can then decant the liquid back into the original bottle - it is best to strain it through a piece of muslin cloth or kitchen towel using a funnel.
Blooming marvellous....also try with different combinations of....strawberries, cranberries, blueberries, vodka, gin, whisky.
Wow! Made up with raspberries and whisky it will be FANTASTIC for Cranachan!!! Strawberries and Vodka for Romanoff............ Thanks for the inspiration!
Apple Cake
Went to make Carrot Cake and had run out of Carrots, so used a couple of Apples instead. It's worked realy well!
150g light muscovado sugar (can use white)
150g dark muscovado sugar (can use soft dark brown)
300ml cooking oil
6 eggs
2 cooking apples, peeled, cored and grated
a couple of handfulls of raisins
300g self rasing flour
tsp baking powder
tsp cinamon
half tsp all spice
Heat Oven to Gas 4/180degC Line a 9" square cake tin
Mix the oil, sugar and eggs together, add the apple and rasins. Mix in the flour, spice and baking powder.
Pour the mixture into the tin and bake for an hour to an hour and a half.
When you stab the cake in the middle, and comes out clean (no mixture, condensation/slight sheen is ok) take the cake out of the oven, take it out of the tin (but still in the baking paper) and place on a cooling rack to cool.
Cut into squares and freeze in individual greesproof wraps. Pull out one each morning to put in kids lunch box, will be defrosted by lunch time, and sneak some extra fruit into them :angel:
Went to make Carrot Cake and had run out of Carrots, so used a couple of Apples instead. It's worked realy well!
150g light muscovado sugar (can use white)
150g dark muscovado sugar (can use soft dark brown)
300ml cooking oil
6 eggs
2 cooking apples, peeled, cored and grated
a couple of handfulls of raisins
300g self rasing flour
tsp baking powder
tsp cinamon
half tsp all spice
Heat Oven to Gas 4/180degC Line a 9" square cake tin
Mix the oil, sugar and eggs together, add the apple and rasins. Mix in the flour, spice and baking powder.
Pour the mixture into the tin and bake for an hour to an hour and a half.
When you stab the cake in the middle, and comes out clean (no mixture, condensation/slight sheen is ok) take the cake out of the oven, take it out of the tin (but still in the baking paper) and place on a cooling rack to cool.
Cut into squares and freeze in individual greesproof wraps. Pull out one each morning to put in kids lunch box, will be defrosted by lunch time, and sneak some extra fruit into them :angel:
I think this is going to be post number 305240 or there abouts. I have noticed that people have been bumping up posts rather than re posting a subject, which I have to admit, I like. :high-smile:
After all, how many times have "what made you chose your Avatar" or "Who would you invite round to dinner (dead or alive)" etc been posted in the history of SH?
So, here is the question, during your time on SH what one topic sticks out? Is there a specific thread that you remember?
Here is my top thread, for originality and the laughter I remembered having on this site first time round were probably a lot to do with this!:evil2:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24951.html
OOps You might need this as well
After all, how many times have "what made you chose your Avatar" or "Who would you invite round to dinner (dead or alive)" etc been posted in the history of SH?
So, here is the question, during your time on SH what one topic sticks out? Is there a specific thread that you remember?
Here is my top thread, for originality and the laughter I remembered having on this site first time round were probably a lot to do with this!:evil2:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24951.html
OOps You might need this as well
I have been conditioned to buy in bulk, not by supermarkets, but by my mum. I have a larder a chest freezer AND a spare in the shed...Meat by the half animal, tins and dried goods by the case... My nearest shop 10 mins walk away, but I cant get out of the habit 
My parents live 40 miles from their nearest small shop, and often need to use a boat because the road is frequently impassable.
Mum buys all of her dried and tinned goods in bulk. Last time I visited She asked me to fetch her something from the larder.... a 4kg bag of Bombay mix is something to behold..
The time she miss ordered toilet roll is legendary, not realising when she ordered 100 she was ordering 100 cases...with 48 rolls in a case!
Have you tried keeping 4800 rolls of loo roll dry in a small open topped boat? :eeek:
My parents live 40 miles from their nearest small shop, and often need to use a boat because the road is frequently impassable.
Mum buys all of her dried and tinned goods in bulk. Last time I visited She asked me to fetch her something from the larder.... a 4kg bag of Bombay mix is something to behold..
The time she miss ordered toilet roll is legendary, not realising when she ordered 100 she was ordering 100 cases...with 48 rolls in a case!
Have you tried keeping 4800 rolls of loo roll dry in a small open topped boat? :eeek:
Quote by Cubes
I like this one (although I don't ever get to use it):
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/smiles/fu.gif
These I use far too often.... usually together:
:giggle:
Remembered a post from way back in the mists of time on the subject of unused Emotcons. Hunted it out, and it still makes me laugh. :happy:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27450.html
Quote by corrie2010
Okay well I have always been big picture - used to day dream at school and always looked into the future rather than seeing what was happening right in front of me. iI am still a dolly day dreamer and look at the big picture. I so try to just look to the next meal and I really admire people who do that and stay focused in the now.
So what are you?
NB sorry about the thread title I cant edit it :sad:
I plan far too far ahead in work, I'm not paid for the strategic stuff but my manager says I ask the questions or make the observations about 2 months before his manager has thought of them...helps me get a full time job done in part time hours cos I'v always thought of solutions to worst case scenarios.
At home... next meal? if it isn't a "proper meal night" there is no planing at all, open up the larder/fridge/veg patch and see what's in. This morning I had to do an emergency under ware wash cos kids and I had run out....
Quote by Plimboy
Well, I'm a poor old soul, don't get many PMs, so am grateful for all the winks I can get! So wink away folks - the more the merrier.
Plim:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
lots of winks for plimboy:
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Have I used up the daily quota yet?
Quote by Cubes
I forgot all about it!! Will have to have a pancake day on Thursday with my grandchildren
Anyone got recipes for savoury ones?
Loads of 'em . :thumbup:
I did pizza pancakes with the kids tonight,
make pancakes and a tomato sauce (fry off onion, garlic, add a tin of tomatoes, basil, oregano, half a teaspoon of sugar and a smidgen of vinegar,) and reduce until thick then season (or cheat and buy a jar of pasta sauce}
Spread tomato sauce on the pancake, sprinkle over chopped ham, red pepper, olives, sweetcorn etc....also known as left overs.... (the wee darlings can chose their own toppings)
cover in cheese then bake in the oven for ten mins or so.
You can fold them over to make a pancake pizza sandwich like we did, or leave them open.
HELL, it snuck up on me! promised myself I would stick to recipes anonymous rules this week.:doh:
Quote by Wildfire_London
Damn, I hate to spoil a good story (and this is a good story) but I have now read The Outer Space Act 1986 (yes I know I should get out more) as I really wanted to see how they had worded this and it clearly states the following:
2.-(1) This Act applies to United Kingdom nationals, Scottish firms,
and bodies incorporated under the law of any part of the United Kingdom.
So unless the aliens are Brits (I know, I know. But that is a different discussion) they don't need a licence.
Shame really, I was hoping to apply for one on their behalf just to see what response I got. :twisted:
So let me get this right, a Brit can apply for an alien invading licence?
Do the writers of Torchwood know this? :borg:And as for Lerechaun applying for an alien invading licence... with button pushing power :eeek:
Quote by flower411
Hmmmmmm .... tricky !!! You see....... some people I make giggle but others ...I just make their blood boil !!!
I make my own blood boil, perhaps I should ask for you to be the ref next time I have an argument with myself. See what the outcome is
or 
or maybe even 
Tell ya what ......I`ll referee the next argument you have with yourself as long as I get to shag the winner .......
hehehe
yer on!
:evil2:
Quote by flower411
Ask and ye shall receive ....
Right, umm,
what to ask for, what to ask for.....
I want to meet up for flesh to flesh contact, there will be no way of knowing where one body starts, and the other ends.......
OOPS
a quick look at your profile Flower and thats not what you are looking for 
So .... how about I ask for a giggle? :giggle:
Quote by flower411
I think I have learnt something about myself gagged in my wee box , Im not a very tolerant person when it comes to social graces. And should not impose my own values on others.....
So, what to do about it... I know.... :idea:
I have been on this site for over 5 years and in that time I have been shagged regularly, and probably met people from the site, just didn't know it. Have never arranged to meet anyone through the site and did not want to at the time.
I have watched far too many people get jiggy than is good for my DVD player, and wore out umpteen vibrating rubbery things. :sticky:
I have designed and made lots of things in leather for people (don't ASK!):gagged:
I am Single, Bi and Female.......... Have a thing about shoes, boots and underwear... don't think I'm that bad looking...
So, do I have couples banging down my door? Any Single guys looking for a mate to have a laugh with? No I don't, ..... Can I have my money back? :rascal:
Tell ya what .....pop round to mine ...we`ll have a shag and then discuss the refund
Woooohooooo result!
:bounce::bounce:
After all this time!!! and that was all it took?:doh:
Quote by flower411
:giggle:
I just felt it was one of the best written...."I`ve been here a week and haven`t had shag" threads that I`ve seen.
And as he actually called himself naive in the title, it only seemed fair to cut him some slack !!
I think I have learnt something about myself gagged in my wee box , Im not a very tolerant person when it comes to social graces. And should not impose my own values on others.....
So, what to do about it... I know.... :idea:
I have been on this site for over 5 years and in that time I have been shagged regularly, and probably met people from the site, just didn't know it. Have never arranged to meet anyone through the site and did not want to at the time.
I have watched far too many people get jiggy than is good for my DVD player, and wore out umpteen vibrating rubbery things. :sticky:
I have designed and made lots of things in leather for people (don't ASK!):gagged:
I am Single, Bi and Female.......... Have a thing about shoes, boots and underwear... don't think I'm that bad looking...
So, do I have couples banging down my door? Any Single guys looking for a mate to have a laugh with? No I don't, ..... Can I have my money back? :rascal:
Quote by RIP1306
Haven't been on here for too long, but I wonder what changes people would make to this site, just for fun. I reckon it'd be fun to have a little status bar on the profile, bit like Facebook / Twitter instead of selecting an emoticon, as it's a bit more personal then...
Id change my avatar picture for something of the moment but my camera wont do what it's told :sad:
Quote by jesster
All of a sudden i wish i was closer to Hereford and Worcester :smile:
Hi Jemmima
<<has just perved.. ok, between 40 and 50, tick,
Dont smoke, tick
Have a photo on display, tick
30 miles away..umm, Hereford, 70 miles...... bollocks :cry: and I was gona invite you to join in a single female raid on Chameleons
Quote by varca
Now that sounds like fun :grin: I haven't been a platter but have eaten strawberries from intimate areas of a lady at my local club when they held such an event there
I'v never used a body as the frame for the food before, but have a menu in mind that would accent flesh tones.................................
(thinking about how much fun licking sauces off naked flesh would be)
It's suddenly extra warm in here!! Ooh would like to hear that menu :rascal:
All from Larousse, the ultimate sensual food bible!
Sauted Aboalone with Sauce Aioli or if garlic is out a simple Moules Mariniere (shellfish pink within a creamy sauce)
A Nasturtium flower salad (with balsamic reduction) soooo pretty if you chose a mixture of flowers.
Saute de Levraut a la nicoise (cook the meat pink... or perhaps venison instead of hare...and a very rich gravy)
and finally, it has to be chocolate... the ultimate chocolate pudding: Delice au chocolat.
OK, so now it is very hot here too!!
<<<running off to see what is in the store cupboard, I think I am going to have to speed up the SH recipe post!
Quote by Kaznkev
the best thing bout extras is you can put more cams on, i only watch mates on cam,but some nites it does mean i can get everyone,and a sexy op on :twisted:
and it is fun to see who has been perving ya, im sometimes quite shocked
<<<has just perved KaznKev's profile (again) I dont cam, so strike one for me to have it...
Quote by varca
It's handy if you want to see who has been perving your profile and being a nosey mare I do like to know lol. Having access to the Extras lounge in chat is useful if one of the chat servers is down as you can jump easily to any that are not. No-one actually chats in the lounge so I only use it as a stepping stone. You can upload more pics with Extras but as I am going to prune mine right down it will no longer be a benefit to me. I don't send winks so the customisation option is of no use to me really. Trying to remember the other benefits here. All in all I think that it is worth it yes
<<has also perved varca profile (again) and dont do chat (tooo fast for my type into word to make sure Iv spelt it right) Pics, Im having "technicals" with the camera so have nothing to put in there...... strike two for me not to have it..
Final strike is if anyone wants to know if Iv perved their profile, if you are a regular in the forum, chances are I have already perved the profile, or you are on my "to do" list. :evil2:
Quote by NewlyLiberated
Hello folks. Totally new to swinging... always curious but never seriously. Now I am.
I have long known that sex is as much mental as it is physical, after all the brain is still the largest afrodisiac; turn that on and a human takes complete control of what was just a physical need to our ancestors. I am primarily here looking for intelligent couples/any who also like sex to be more than just lovemaking with your life partner, who can also get fulfillment from new circumstances, unshackled from their emotions.
I am not VWE or WE, I think I have 5.5" cock. bit more when throbbing with imminency. So I know a lot of people on here want 9" or more, singles or husbands sharing wives. So, whilst Im a gregarious, attentive, thorough lover, I am not promoting myself as porn star volume. However, sex is great all the time, and having been around the block more than my fair share, I know gigantism of cock is not always the be all and end all to women.
What Im saying is Im here to pursue a lifelong fantasy - to watch other people fuck while im sitting wanking. If I get invited to join in of course Id be interested, but really I just want someone who understands where Im at and who might get enjoyment from a noob in the corner or joining in - entering the realm of liberated sex for the first time. If none of you can see your way clear to letting me watch just as a 3-some, then perhaps someone on this forum could suggest the best way to see what I want? Is there a swinging party regularly that doesnt mind the odd singeton watching? I have a fuck buddy at the moment who is leaning ever nearer this to. Id like to watch her fuckd by a large cock.
In my ideal world I would like to watch and maybe partake, while a husband watches too. Expecially interested in roleplay between a 40+ lady and a young 18-21 lad, snd hsppily sit there with him. Or, any single women of maturer years that is looking for a young man to fuck, again, I would be amazed to watch.
Im a little bit wary of putting a face shot on profile, although I guess everyone here is in the same boat, but if you want to see a cheeky knowing smile, for a short, smart, funny,highly stimulated fellow hedonist, email me on ****************
So much more to say, but wont. Please guys, I joined here a week a go, and no-one seems to want a voyeur when I did ads or on profile?!?!?!?! Help.
*MOD EDIT* Please do not post personal contact details on the open forum. It's safer to use the site Private Message (PM) system instead.
Ok....1 week??????????????????????? look hunny I can honestly say, you need to learn patience.
People need to get to know you, to trust you, and to like you. I have been registered with this sight since...2004? 2005? not sure cos my avatar has disappeared as I type. I disappeared for 4 years, adn only recently came back. never met anyone my first year here,and I fully expect it to be a year before I even think about it this time round... It's exactly the same as any social situation. If you want to watch people at it, do a search for porn.. If you want to have a connection with the people you are watching, give it time!
Sorry if I a being a bitch, but hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I have returned to SH after a Long time away! In that time you have re decorated, and brought in something called eXtras that looks all colourful and shiny.... which makes me want it...........but,
I know I'm one of the elusive single bi females, but at the moment just want friends and laughs, so I'm keeping my head down and think to myself, when I am ready to jump it wont be difficult,
In the past four weeks I have not yet sent one wink, in fact any messages other that the forum "any one can read how daft I think" stuff... I even sat in a chat room tonight for all of 5, 10 minutes wondering what on earth everyone was on about... and did not say a word...
I am sitting here with credit card poised about to pay for something that as far as I understand, I wont use.
So, is it worth it? what am I missing?
I know I'm one of the elusive single bi females, but at the moment just want friends and laughs, so I'm keeping my head down and think to myself, when I am ready to jump it wont be difficult,
In the past four weeks I have not yet sent one wink, in fact any messages other that the forum "any one can read how daft I think" stuff... I even sat in a chat room tonight for all of 5, 10 minutes wondering what on earth everyone was on about... and did not say a word...
I am sitting here with credit card poised about to pay for something that as far as I understand, I wont use.
So, is it worth it? what am I missing?
Quote by varca
Now that sounds like fun :grin: I haven't been a platter but have eaten strawberries from intimate areas of a lady at my local club when they held such an event there
I'v never used a body as the frame for the food before, but have a menu in mind that would accent flesh tones.................................
(thinking about how much fun licking sauces off naked flesh would be)
Quote by DungeonMaster
Yes like I say it's becoming more and more popular, in starters and main dishes,and yes it's all about flavour, so many people just won't give it a try because like felt once, the thought of where it comes from.
I enjoy black pudding, and liver, (in fact all offal), and haggis, and sausages, and even dare I say it,
beef burgers...
(Nimbus draws up her soap box) I feel you should understand where your food comes from, be willing to ensure any meat you eat has been natural reared AND ensure ALL of an animal is used,
But also if you cannot face the thought of an animals death gives you the meat, you become a vegetarian!
(falls off soap box due to too much incaholl with her Wensleydale sandwich).... was sure there was a 7 course meal to go with these 5 bottles of wine
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think a few of the 'ladies' on this site need to take heed of question 7.
7. In the UK, scolding was outlawed in 1585. What did this mean women could no longer do?
Answer: Cause a nuisance with abusive or argumentative language
fuging, shugen, grrrrrrrrrrrrrr #~$*?]`
:small-print::censored::borg::twisted:
:!::!::!::!::!::!:and all that!!!!!
Quote by varca
following an evening of watering eyes due to chutney making and boiling vinegar I have had a wensleydale sandwich with warm just made chutney...........
however.... in an ideal world
Amuse bouche: Roasted garlic stuffed olives with truffle oil
Starter: Sun dried tomato and feta cheese soufflé with spinach salad
Fish: Crab with curried mango
Main: Filet de boeuf à la Wellington Saignant (as my dad makes it!), rosti potatoes, steamed fresh veg and his incredible ardené pate gravy........... one day I will perfect this dish!!!!!
Interlude: Gyn and tonic sorbet
Desert : Has to be Eton mess but with the meringues made with puréed fresh cherries through them (must be home made!) and the strawberries soaked in kirsch, no idea what to call it but yum yum YUM!
And finally: Cheese and fresh coffee!!
Wines would be champagne for appetiser, A LIGHT Burgundie for starter, and fish fish would need a riocha, of course for the cury flavours, for main probably maintain the riocha, and I prefer to go straight to lequres for desert... not de re gu but tough! I drinks what I like and I like what I drinks!
Finaly.... Port with the stilton for me, others can finish of the bottles from the previouse courses.
Who's for a dinner party at Nimbus's house????
I haven't had a dinner party for sooooooooooooooooooooooo long, about time I did! Dress optional. Anyone volunteering to be a plater?
