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following an evening of watering eyes due to chutney making and boiling vinegar I have had a wensleydale sandwich with warm just made chutney...........
however.... in an ideal world
Amuse bouche: Roasted garlic stuffed olives with truffle oil
Starter: Sun dried tomato and feta cheese soufflé with spinach salad
Fish: Crab with curried mango
Main: Filet de boeuf à la Wellington Saignant (as my dad makes it!), rosti potatoes, steamed fresh veg and his incredible ardené pate gravy........... one day I will perfect this dish!!!!!
Interlude: Gyn and tonic sorbet
Desert : Has to be Eton mess but with the meringues made with puréed fresh cherries through them (must be home made!) and the strawberries soaked in kirsch, no idea what to call it but yum yum YUM!
And finally: Cheese and fresh coffee!!
Wines would be champagne for appetiser, A LIGHT Burgundie for starter, and fish fish would need a riocha, of course for the cury flavours, for main probably maintain the riocha, and I prefer to go straight to lequres for desert... not de re gu but tough! I drinks what I like and I like what I drinks!
Finaly.... Port with the stilton for me, others can finish of the bottles from the previouse courses. drinkies
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Hi, sorry about the general mundane nature of the subject, but thought this could be a good way to say hi to a few more people on this site (assuming anyone replies...lol). So here's goes, what's your favourite film ending? Gotta say mine is The Usual Suspects, Kevin Spacey wandering out of the copshop casually, changing his whole demenour as the police figure out who they've had in their midst...awesome... Here's a hearing a few more suggestions...

Usual suspects is up there with:
Welcome to Collinwood
The Counterfitters
Inside I'm dancing
Butch Casidy and the Sundance Kid AND Way of the Gun
Hero
I cant pick only one! and looking at that list I have a thing for either heart tug endings or the anti hero fighting until the last........ due to a heart tug... and I always thought I didnt "do" chick flicks.
:doh:
In edit :welcome: to :swingingchair: by the way!
Curried fruit chutney
Chutney needs to be at least a month old before you eat it, and at this time of year there is nothing in the garden to chutneyfy. My first WI comp of the year is in two months time and I gave all of last years away as presents over Christmas! So, have fiddled around with something out of the 1952 eddition GHK and come up with this. (think it is safe to share the recipe with SH as I dont think any of my fellow WI members will think to look here for a winning recipe
:boo:
Slice up a 500g bag of ready to eat dried apricots and put in a large pan (do not use an aluminium pan as the vinegar will eat into it)
Add 250g of green sultanas if you can get them, or use normal ones if that's what you have in stock. (I like the green ones because they make the chutney have a more uniform colour)
Tip over a 568ml bottle of distilled vinegar (the clear one)
Fill the empty bottle with water and tip that over the fruit as well.
Cover and leave overnight.
Boil up the fruit for 45 mins then add the following.
250g (about three regular sized) finely chopped onions
three to four crushed cloves of garlic
half a teaspoon salt
two heaped teaspoons of hot curry powder
one teaspoon cinnamon
170g of light soft brown sugar
Bring the whole lot back to the boil siring until the sugar dissolves. Then and over a low gas reduce the chutney for about an hour. Stir it about every ten minutes to stop it sticking.
While the mess is reducing wash out four jars (1lb or 340g sized) and vinegar proof lids then put the jars in a low oven to dry,(worth placing them all on a baking sheet so you can lift them out together) and put the lids in a bowl of boiling water to sterilise.
Once the chutney has reduced pack it into the jars and screw on the lids while everything is still hot.
Once cool label up as curried fruit chutney and put to the back of the cupboard and forget for at least a month.
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Never mind the little green men, who would want to keep a whale, has anyone else ever smelt a washed up one on the beach?
Plim dunno

Yes, and witnessed the someone blowing it up to get rid of it..... :eeek: Flying blubber smells even worse.
Came across this today, and initially thought they were talking about foreign nationals...... but the law is for wee green man from outer space............ :borg:
Magistrates are legally able to use 'reasonable force' to turn back an alien invasion of the UK

What daft bureaucratical moments have made you realise those in power are daft at times?
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Oh I love men in glasses, such a shame most of you prefer contacts or go for the surgery

With you there, week knee moment for all guys in glasses! :smitten:
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So who is going to win this weeked? :beer:

Oh hell, adopted country or the home land..... um mm, risking being lynched have to go with the home land... Go Scotland :thumbup: (Wearing Blue with my Red friends tomorrow)
Ok, so I have found something I "like" and its classed as hardcore, and niche: perhaps it is it takes 20 mins and there isnt any "oooooooo ahhhhhh more, yes yes yes" through out :confused:

There is a snowball duel lots of hump and kiss and a wee bit of :-Dboink and blast Think the biggest "hardcore bit for me is the main road in the background with lorry's and cars travelling by..... she uses the snow on him before and after :wanker: which makes me laugh.
Different certainly, and I get the impression the two of them have a good relationship, body language is there and something gels, but hardcore and niche?.
Guess that's it for me, it needs to be real. dunno
As a recent returnee to the site, I do feel rather cheeky voicing my interest, however I am interested.
I do event management as a large part of the day job, so : any help you need just yell.
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What do the meritocracy call it these days? the chaise long? Settee?

Chesterfield darrrrrrling, Chesterfield rolleyes
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ty passionkiss
will post something in the morning of such general use to all

Your welcome.
I'll post elder flower cordial recipe around Easter, and Dandelion and Burdock early summer but it might be worth collecting screw top wine bottles now if your interested in making some.
drinkies
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Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
please?

I think you need to grasp the joystick in one hand.....
No, hang on, ummm....

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By wire wink

Quote by brucie
was a reference to 70s stewardesses...

So, let me get this right, 70s stewardesses grasped the bi wire joystick with one hand and ....... ummm..... the other? :confused2:
ahhh got you! redface
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"hi, im a bi single fem, fly me"

Don't think I have ever been flown... can someone explain how one would fly a bi?
(have I been missing out on some underground technique all these years?)
Going to regret this.............................................................
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I wana go, I wana go, I wana go !!!!!!!!!!!! please?
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... Ginger Beer ...

This recipe provides how many lashings?
Aprox 5 and half pints of lashings. Think that's imperial lashes :beer:
Imperial lashings? I shall assume the position in a tiara!
Yes, by all means: Imperial Lashes coming up, as used by Praeclarus Preclarus V to assist legionnaires grind their ginger during the time of Claudius. (not sure how the tiara fits in, perhaps you mean the laurel crown….?)
Don’t ask me, it just seemed to be a relevant comment / observation/ random thought so I went with it
dunno
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... Ginger Beer ...

This recipe provides how many lashings?
Aprox 5 and half pints of lashings. Think that's imperial lashes :beer:
Depending on the bottle sizes you are using you can adjust your final liquid quantity to match. If its too sweet, add less sugar next time (although it does become dryer as you keep it because the sugar ferments into carbon dioxide and alcohol).
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I got the seed catalogues and had a great time selecting my veg for this year. But I'm convinced the seeds will be cheaper at the local garden centre so I'm going to take my list there.
I'm not too fussy about breed so long as they grow well.
I'm also a collector of jam jars for jam and chutney. And last year I enjoyed bottling loads of plums - it was one heck of a plum season.
we need a recipe section on here biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D

I was making the ginger beer earlier and thought that. I have written a few recipe books in my time, PTA, WI, Local charities, and am currently working on one for weekly planing from scratch (using left overs of the recipe before etc).
So, this time of year wild produce is thin on the ground, so time to plant, plan and work on the store cupboard chutneys, preserves and drinks....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
total hijack but really need a gd ginger beer recipie, if you had the time to post
looks for cheeky scrounger emote .............................................
Oops........ I was typing it out as you requested it, hehehe http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/304877.html
drinkies
Following on from the grow your own post thought I'd kick off a recipe post with one of my all time favourite drinks. (Its a winter stand by when I feel bereft of fresh produce to "make somit" with)
Ginger Beer
1. Buy 6 bottles of Grolsch or Bernard dark (depending on preference, it's the bottle with the swing top wire openy thing you want so the beer flavour doesn't matter)
2. Purchase some ground ginger and some sugar, pinch a teaspoon of yeist from someone who makes their own bread (if you keep making the beer this is the only teaspoon you will ever need, so pointless buying any)
3. Day 1: In an old jam jar mix about half a pint of water, a tablespoon of sugar, the teaspoon of yeast and a teaspoon of ground ginger. Drink a bottle of beer, save the bottle.
4. Day 2: Drink a bottle of beer,save the bottle, and add a teaspoon of ground ginger and a teaspoon of sugar to the jar
5. Day 3: as day 2
6. Days 4,5 and 6 as day 2
7. Day 7. Take empty beer bottles and wash well. Dissolve 1 lb of sugar in 2 pints of warm water and add the juice of a lemon. Add another 3 pints of water. Then sieve the gingery gloop from the jam jar through a clean tea towel into the sugary water.
Tip the residue from the cloth back into the jam jar, add another half pint of water and go back to stage 3 (day1)
8. Poor the gingery sugary water into the bottles and seal up. Leave the bottles at room temperature for two days, then move to the fridge.
9. Once the bottle of beer is cool open CAREFULLY, they have been known to froth over. I would not keep the ginger beer in the bottles for more than a couple of weeks because I am afraid the pressure will become to much and they may explode. The ginger beer will be mildly alcoholic, and the longer you keep it the stronger it will become.
NB. Once you have about 12 bottles you can re use them so dont need to keep purchasing beer. and if you keep the ginger "plant" going it will get bigger and bigger so you can start to split it and share it with friends after the sieve stage.
:cheers:
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I got the seed catalogues and had a great time selecting my veg for this year. But I'm convinced the seeds will be cheaper at the local garden centre so I'm going to take my list there.
I'm not too fussy about breed so long as they grow well.
I'm also a collector of jam jars for jam and chutney. And last year I enjoyed bottling loads of plums - it was one heck of a plum season.
we need a recipe section on here biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D

I was making the ginger beer earlier and thought that. I have written a few recipe books in my time, PTA, WI, Local charities, and am currently working on one for weekly planing from scratch (using left overs of the recipe before etc).
So, this time of year wild produce is thin on the ground, so time to plant, plan and work on the store cupboard chutneys, preserves and drinks....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hi nimbus, sorry you got the bonehead on the door. No point ever in having a dispute with these people. I was too young to enter pubs at a time when people didn't mind if you did so. As a 16 y.o. you went out with adults, you sat quietly with a bottle of light ale or something, progressed to pints of mild at 17, and were well behaved. People assumed responsibility for you and that made you responsible for their good reputation at the local. As to whether I act my age, I don't know what that means so probably not. I've always acted like a mature teenager, I think, since I was about 12. As a schoolboy I fancied girls in their 20's & 30's. I'm 61 now, the only thing that's changed is I've got older. Hope the establishment responsible for your unpleasantness take it like grown ups and make it up to you. Have fun xx

I know the dispute was pointless, but I am afraid I'm an argumentative cuss when riled. The politest person going until injustice stares me in the face.
I was sober, had more clothes on than three others added together, and polite: maybe that was where I went wrong, I just looked out of place, hence suspicious.
My childhood was spent in a pub (no jokes about publicans daughters, I'v herd them all) so am used to "older, but not mature" comments flying around. Do I act my age, if you ask the nimbus juniors, they wish Id be more like other mums, however I say I am just me, irrespective of age. :cheers:
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Hang on I am a bloke - were all 12 really arnt we ?

yesblink
but a wiser person* than me said growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional, growing wise is essential.
A bloke with the mental age of a 12 yo but with wisdom cant be a bad thing.
*wise person was a bloke :rascal:
Quote by Witchy
I think I look pretty much my age. As far as acting ones age, I can, when need be. In fact ever since my teens I've had comments that I have an old head on my shoulders. Older friends frequently turn to me for advice.
I don't intend to ever "mature" if maturity means becoming beige.
In the words of George Bernard Shaw;
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

Like the quote and storing it away for next time I hear the groans when I suggest a game.
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Do you look or act your age?
.....oh I hope not lol

I hope not either: didn't think I did until today :boo:
I'v turned into a grumpy old woman over a jobs worth, think I need to de-stress.
:bounce::sparring::fuckinghell:duel:notes::censored::small-print:
There...allllllllllll better
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i don't think that i would be that bothered by being asked for id. my only problem is that i never carry any lol
whips

Me either Whips, so had one of those conversations that left me feeling all a fuzzled with a condescending upstart telling me that I was lying to him. Hence the stiff letter. If he had been polite and taken it in good fun then explained that he could not let me in w/out id Id have been fine, but his attitude stunk.
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I have a camera !!

Aww thank you John, If Id known you were there to lend me your camera Id not have run away... bolt
I have been asked for i.d twice this weekend. Once in Morisons where they ask everyone, and once going into a club with friends who were at least 10 years younger and did not get stopped. I shouldn't mind, in fact should be flattered, but I'm 40! :huh:
The door man was rather shirty when I laughed, and tried to explain that I was born in 1970
I now know I am getting old because I have just finished writing a stiff letter to the clubs management. :small-print:
Here is the question: What do you do or say that gives away your age?
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:laughabove:
Thanks for the advice folks, I'v charged the battery and will try again this evening. however I cant get Brucie's suggestion out of my mind.... where's me coatbolt
mmmmmm I wonder how long it would take me to drive to your local "Tescos" and lurk ???
Just got home, the curtain was missing :eeek:
HJ! smackbottom
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:laughabove:
Thanks for the advice folks, I'v charged the battery and will try again this evening. however I cant get Brucie's suggestion out of my mind.... where's me coatbolt
Tonight I decided to do something about the 5 year old profile picture, looked out a see through shirt, practised a pose, realised that the last three years of dance classes HAS done something to the stomach muscles... WOO HOOOO.. but the weight gain due to stopping smoking is all oooop top. (I must I must reduce the bust)
Looked out the camera, set the timer....and 30 odd photos of my retreating back, the dogs tail, a very blurry ghost like image, etc. I have given up.
I remembered going through the same process last time and eventually had to ask a special friend to act as photographer.
As all of my current friends are the PTA, Boden shopping type (who was it said yummy mummy is a middle class way to say Milf?innocent)so probably need to drink a few bottles of wine together before I ask for that favour!
Has anyone any advice, on taking your own picture? Now trying to use my phone because after the 30 images taken earlier the battery is dead! :crazy:
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currently sat here getting ready for a vanilla date n wondering if i'm wasting my time.
ok within the swinging scene i'm not meeting atm due to the fact i'm not sure how i stand being here as a single fem (privately) I joined as a cpl n enjoyed meets as a cpl n not sure if now as a single fem i can swing anyway aside from that ... can you really move onto vanilla relationships after experiencing swinging, atm i'm not too sure wether i can n that maybe i just need to find a partner who shares the same interests ie within the swinging community.
advice from other single fems greatly appreciated

Whiplash, I joined SH as a single, or perhaps that should be as one half of a friendship that fucked. Ultimately I entered into a vanilla relationship with someone else. The new man knew about me "past" but asked me to put it behind me. All very well until his curiosity got the better of him and he entered into the scene w/out my knowledge...
The resulting break up and I don't feel his and my relationship was openly honest enough for us to survive.
Now, I am back on SH as a single, and have learned: Vanilla or swinging, you both have to want the same things and have total trust and honesty with each other.