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Well, I am sure there are many of you out there who have their own idea of what the romantic City in the World is. Perhaps it is not the City but the person you are with.
Me..? I have just spent some very restful days in Paris in a sublime hotel overlooking the Montmartre cemetery, with the searchlights of the Eiffel tower shining straight into the room.
Champagne.
Strolling along the fountain sides of the Trocadero at midnight with the floodlights illuminating the Palais de Chaillot. A whole day spent in the Musee d'Orsay surrounded by magnificent sculpture, incredible art and fantastic Art Nouveau room settings and furniture.
An evening on the Seine travelling below bridge after bridge after bridge past Notre Dame and back to the spectacular Eiffel Tower, with a superb meal to follow in an excellent boulevard restaurant / bistro.
A night in the Moulin Rouge, with Champagne again (what else?) and...
Sigh!
Fuck I haven't felt like this since the last time I was in love.
Romantic City? Certainly felt like the most romantic City to me, but then the person I was with was...Incredible.
Anyone else found Paris has / had this effect on them?

Quote by Libra+Love
First off, sorry, don't mean to exclude anyone, so marrieds feel free to jump in if you like.
Here goes....
As a single, today I find I'm really missing an energetic play-mate. Not in the sexual sense mind. I'm just in such a playfull mood. :bounce: The sun is out, the woods are calling, I wanna go out and be a child again!
Ah please, ah please, ah please take me out :taz: :taz: :taz:
So what do you other singles (or not) sometimes miss?
And who's gonna take me out?

Quote by micky moose
i wonder how many people out there have struggled to see there kids after a relationship just fathers but mothers to.
have you gone through the screwed up family court system only to pay thousands of pounds to get very limited time with children you love the residential parent can introduce a new partner to them no questions asked.
have you any thoughts or experiences!are you going through it right now?
i wish icould give you the answers but face it your in big trouble,you cant win.
so if your afraid then be very afraid,and before you take your hurt out on your ex read fnf s for the sake of the children it may just stop you from making a big mistake.
always remember they are yours and one day they will be old enough to know that.
i wish all of you in that situation all the luck in the world u deserve it.

Quote by Vicky_uk
Subject: virus alert
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive
WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good
friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available
for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 19 -05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.
:shock: :shock:

Quote by MISSCHIEF
As a nudist, I like to be naked all the time, wherever and whatever. Period!!!

Quote by bluexxx
Today at 3pm the house that I've been waiting four months to own eventually became mine..........................
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
................ and what happens when people buy new houses................????
................ They have house-warming parties of course
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This obviously isn't one of the "get your name down" threads or else I would have put it in LMU........... This is just to say that the house is mine so I can start planning!!!!!
Oooooohhhhh, I'm excited already
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And yes, leprechaun, I still have the post-it note to say that you're first on the house warming party list :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I spotted Freckled birds sig............
"If you listen carefully and speak wisely, you will succeed"
earlier and have been wondering to meself if it is true :
Coz im praying its not because I have this nack of never managing to listen quite carefully enough :undecided: :doh:
As for speaking wisely,your having a laugh :!: Ive never managed it in me life
So what I wanna know is if you live life by these kind of rules,do you actually succeed :dunno: Or am I destined for a life of always feeling unfulfilled? :dunno:
(In other words,am I buggered????)
:confused2: :? :undecided: :dunno: :huh: :?:

Quote by jomu
Yes.
Exactly.
Just sitting quietly, doing nothing, when I get accosted by a member of the law-enforcing agency....Q&A session....then calmly told that the local force is considering getting ASBOs' out to stop the car-park-crawlers...said, "what for" ?
and "what am I doing wrong that justifies that" ?
Then got told that I don't need to be doing anything wrong, just that my actions may be giving others cause for distress.
Crap.

By that time I was fed up with seeing no action, so I got my folding table and chair out and proceeded to have a drink and a sandwich, after checking all the other cars, the police came round past me and as he looked over to see me eating and drinking sat alone, his face was a picture and I raised my cup of coffee to him, he smiled and drove on. I never saw what I had gone there for, but I enjoyed the view from the car park. :P

Quote by rachel-lane
What's a violet wand please Rachel?
I don't think I have any fetishes as such, but I do like massages
Jas
XXX

Quote by carole
Hi I'm Carole
Im new to this scene and just wanted to say hello.
I live in the north east, Im single blond size 16. Im looking forward to making new friends.

Quote by VenusnMars
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a £10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a £200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confused/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???

:confused:

These new fangled contraptions are all the same : Don't trust them !!!

I can be Venus : How about you ? :roll: :lol:

Quote by dambuster
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a £10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a £200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confused/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???

:confused:

These new fangled contraptions are all the same : Don't trust them !!!

Quote by lucylocket
hi all
im actually a disabled girl 36 married with 1 son
we have always fancied swinging but thought people would be put off
i had a car crash in 1992 and has left me wheelchair bound but its only my back thats injuired not my mind
im finding it very differcult to find a suitable couple in the north east area
i dont no why
people tend to back away when they hear wheelchair
thanks for listening
varna xxxx

Quote by anothersharron
hi all im sharron (34) im bi and love sex i do have a partner but hes not in to sex so im here alone without his concent i hope i dont upset anyone on here as im going behind my partners back. im looking for single males or couples for no string fun im from north nottinghamshire area

Hi Sharron,
Welcome to S.H. we all do things that in the eyes of some people is wrong, we make our own decisions and if anything goes pear shaped, then we have to take the consequences ( if there are any. ) Welcome and good luck.

Quote by debz4u
Not sure if its been done.. but 2 offers i had over the last month involved back of Vans .i meen err what is that all about .Some desprate guys out there or what. To cheep to pay for hotels . I meen come on guys we all like a bit of fun but at least spend the first meet on a bed lol Any body else had the same offer or is it just me

The poor gezzer probably can't afford a Hotel, he's perhaps genuinely poor, take pity on him !!! ops: :lol:

Quote by Clare_Lincs
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ok Im a tad I got my new wizzbangbollocks contact lenses :thrilled:
So today for the first time in ten years I get to go out of the house goggle less :happy:
And this morning I managed to get them in all by myself (just got a little bit miffed when they wouldnt go straight in )
Just thought Id share my good mood with you all :grin:
So who else is happy today ? :thrilled:
To all those mardy gits.... :flipa: :flipa: :haha:

Have you changed the colour of your eyes as well Claire : brown, blue, hazel, green, as I understand one can, when wearing contact lens, you've always looked great anyhow. :D :D

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: :duel: :duel:
:whistling: :whistling:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

You Big Bully !!! :shock: :shock:

Quote by Shloppy
Did anyone see Celebrity Island on ITV last night? What a load of tosh. Put a gaggle of "glamourous" wannabe's on a fantastic 6 star desert island and see if they cop off? WOW.
Although I must admit to having been hooked on Big Brother I honestly can't see the point in trying to match up "celebrities" for the camera. They do that all the time at home so why bother forking out all that money to create a fantasy island of their dreams? I can't see people's interest being held for 5 or 6 weeks or whatever it's scheduled for.
Abi Titmus - what's she all about? She's not even that ://

Quote by Jags
Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS

I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant

Calm down dear, it's only a Dick Pic : with appologies to Michael Winter.

Quote by neilinleeds
once again it has come to my attention that there may be a little issue from time to time in the general area of genuine / non-genuine members and the like. being the selfless soul you all know me to be, i decided, at great expense, to do some research, in the hope that i could put this old chestnut to bed once and for all.
sadly, i have bad news to report, and my ghast has been well and truly flabbered! i was shocked to discover that, in the main, the VAST majority of members are out and out, bare-faced liars, who seem to delight in leading us right up the garden path!
let me explain, with a few examples . . .
example number one . . . on the content of posts.
a certain southern gentleman has hitherto led me to believe that Hertfordshire is a magical, twilight land of unicorns, pixies, and strawberry cordial streams, and i have for many months past longed to wander along these babbling brooks, through it's leafy glades, and with the aid of a virgin, lure one of these majestic horny creatures to me. the difficulty in actually finding a virgin did not put me off in the least.
well . . . this very weekend i found myself in herts, and d'you know what i found? the M frigging 25, a load of roadworks, and lots of low flying aircraft roaring overhead. didn't seem all THAT magical to me i must say, so i'm forced to conclude, that mr davej was talking out of his bleedin' arse! :x
example number 2 . . . on the subject of usernames.
while lots of us are as honest as the day is long, and go to great lengths to ensure that our usernames are both accurate AND descriptive, it seems many are less scrupulous. if we take, say, my name, or dawn_mids, eagerslut, easy etc etc etc, we KNOW that dawn really is from mids, eagerslut really is an eager slut, and easy is, well, easy! simple.
but what happens when you look at the likes of KcCat, Warwick, little gem, KitKat, and the like. well i can tell you now, KcKat is not a bleedin' cat at all, she's a girlie! little gem hasn't been prised from the bowels of the earth and lovingly polished till she sparkles, Warwick is neither a major conurbation, nor a mediaeval castle or three, and KitKat is not a four fingered snack. :x i'm not too sure if The_Laird and Lady Feebee are royalty at all, and as for VenusnMars, imagine my surprise to find that they are not in fact a pair of large celestial bodies orbiting the sun! i was quite disappointed. always wanted to try that astronauting malarkey. :(
example number 3 . . . on the subject of avatars.
again, looking at certain avatars, it's easy to conclude that, for instance, i have a big nose, Jas has a thing for thigh high boots and miniskirts, Kit looks rather sexy indeed in a purple basque, etc etc etc.
but . . . . does Easy look exactly like a cross between James Bond and Superman? is Warwick really a bag of marbles? ((( which is totally inconsistent with his claim to be a town / castle anyways, but we'll let that pass. ))) is Bluexxx really a multi-coloured fluffy dog with big floppy ears? is MissChief really an indian squaw, etc etc well i think not! in fact, none of 'em are anything like! :x
in short we have all been cruelly misled, and i for one demand that something be done about it. :x i'm not sure what yet, but definitely SOMETHING should be. i throw this open to you, my fellow members, in the hope that such dastardly devious deceit be stamped out forever!
neilinleeds

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Both are ideal for me, however, even at my advanced age, I have never been fortunate enough to experience either, woe is me,

One hundred and three next !!! :happy:

Quote by Calista
I have always considered myself a bit of an exhibitionist, happy to tart around and be the life and soul of the party, however whether it's age or responsiblity creeping in I've shied away more and more. I've lost a fair bit of confidence lately and my ego boosters don't work anymore :upset:
However, I have become more and more voyeuristic, I love watching other people and at Torture Garden this weekend I was in my element ... felt fabulous watching all these wierd and wonderful acts of sexuality and debauchery :twisted:
Now I'm curious about other people .... and just being downright nosey ....
So a poll (my first I think) and I don't care how much poll haters groan LOLOLOL
EDITED: apologies the first poll left off an option!
Cx

Both are ideal for me, however, even at my advanced age, I have never been fortunate enough to experience either, woe is me,

Quote by Dawn_Mids
It came to me as I was pmming someone this morning (I so hope this works)
Instead of all this heavy discussion we have right now, pm someone.
PM someone that you have never pmmed before. Find out something about a person that you don't already know. Maybe it is someone you would like to know, have never met or have seen but never spoke to
I don't care what you find out, maybe you could even post back on here to say what you find out. Anything would do. Someone's job, their age or when they last brought a sex aid!
:dunno:

Quote by SXBOY
O.K
hows the search for play friend going ?

Quote by bailiffs
i found it quite amusing after looking up phobia's, for example
Genophobia- Fear of sex
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.-----
these clearly dont apply to anyone here!!!!!!!!
Then i found ones i didnt even know existed!!!!
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.--------Didnt know they had thought of a name for that?
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.-----------ok!
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.-------- now that is a weird one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personally im shit scared of anything that flies!!!! moths,bees,flies,butterflies, etc..... even pigeons i dont know why i just am.
what are your phobias????

thnx lou xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quote by theslipperystick
Hi
Well I'm fairly new here, and very new to the forum so first things first
I'm a single guy, 40's, living near London. Lots more to know.
Anyway, like many I suppose I had my doubts as to how genuine most people and ads are here, but then........
an e mail arrived, I replied, we phoned, a meet was arranged, fairly locally, and my first experience was........absolutely amazing.
I hope to get to know some more people here,
Theslipperystick