Quote by AndyS-NE
How important is a username on this site to you.
What i am getting at is would it put you off meeting someone with a username along the lines off "Bigcock" / "Pussylover" etc??
Must admit when I see these types of names i immediatley think the people are a bit up there own arse etc, so it would put me off , if i was part of a swinging couple, from meeting these people.
Am i just a name snob? To picky? I can't decide!

A username should be short and to the point, not frivolous or stupid or long winded, it should roll off the tongue, like a fanny on heat and something one can easily remember.
Reliable, sensible, trustworthy, a name that will last the rigours of time and instill confidence to whoever sees it and hopefully will want to meet the person who bears it!!!
:roll: :roll: :silly:

Quote by sam21
Without trying to sound morbid or weird I have a slight fascination for the unexplained and always love to read a good mystery and watch programmes about the occult etc. I was having a conversation with my friend the other day about a horror movie we watched recently called 'Witchboard' (about a woman who gets involved with a ouija board to disastarous consequence) and my friend suggested that we try a ouija board.......my initial reaction was that this might be a fun idea but as we started preparing it I had second thoughts and decided that it might not be a great idea....they say that curiosity killed the cat!
Has anyone here ever had any experience of ouija board and would they recommend it? Or any other stories about strange happenings?
:evil2:

Quote by Ice Pie
In my last house I had a bath but no shower and I really wanted a shower, just never got around to it. Now I have a shower but no bath and I really want a bath.
Truth be known, the only reason I go to Munches is so I can stay in hotels that have baths.

Quote by Ms Amber
All men and women like to hear things that make them feel good about themselves now and then. It makes us feel wanted and appreciated.
When you are asked how your day went, and they really want to know
When you are told how sexy you are
When you are told you are smarter than anyone else they have been with
When you are told you are great in bed
What is your favourite compliment to give or have or which has been the best received and got you in their goodbooks?

Quote by rub me
Hi everybody i'm Tony just wanted to ask how many of you women do not wear knickers at work, i've just started a new job and on my 3rd day a really horny girl comes up to me and says i'm wearing no knickers.

Quote by chocmadam
Hi everyone!
I did not introduce myself earlier-i realise that was quite rude-sorry .
Iam Chocmadam,iam 26 years old and live in S.E London.I work as an assistant manager at a Bluewater clothing store (boring i know!) I have always had a 'thing' about white males however, i have never acted on it.I think when i was younger i was too concerned about what friends/my father would say.
My post a few days ago was not intended to offend anyone.A male friend sent me the link to this site a few weeks ago.I looked through many of the photo ads- a few would say "race unimportant" or "black and asian women welcome".I wasn't sure if ads that did not carry such statements were open to course i realise there must be a certain chemistry between people,regardless of whether they fit your preference or not.
Iam not a swinger :swingingchair: but it is something that appeals to year i met a guy i'd been talking to on for a few was the opposite of everything he'd said -well he was male,and white so i suppose he didn't lie about everything .He also smelt badly,of piss and fags-two of the worst smells anyone can smell of (in my opinion) i made a quick ,for the time being i'll be hanging round the forum!
Hope my post hasn't bored you too much.
Chocmadam xx

Quote by sizzling
I have to say that I find this site very interesting there are some really lovely people on here and I am gradually getting to know a few, but what I donot understand is why do some have to lie about there :P :shock: tion, I am married but leading a seperate life its hard but circumstances prevent me from moving on ie ( having a parent living with me) but we get on with our lives as best we can. But why do some men have to say they are single when they arenot why lie, this doesnt bother me as I know the score but it does sadden me. What do you think???????

Quote by chocmadam
...........are there ANY white males who like to swing with black females on this site?
I can count the ones i've seen on this site and still have many fingers left! :cry:

Quote by equi-princess
If you had to describe yourself to someone who knows nothing about you.... and could only use 3 words....... which words would you use????
The 3 words that sum you up totally...... lol
Mine would be:-
1). Sarcastic
2). Tiny
3). Blonde
wow..... that would really make David Blunkett want to join SH....... lol....lol
So what describes you??????? lol
equi-princess xxx

Quote by equi-princess
Death....... the long goodnight........
When you're no longer on this mortal coil.... and have cast off all your cares and troubles by taking the one way trip across the River Styx......... how would you like people to remember you?
Would it be for your words of wisdom???
Your sense of humour???
Your compassion???
Your acts of selflessness???
Your contributions to your community???
Your laugh???
Something else???
What would you like them to say about you when you're no longer here...... ??????
equi-princess xxx

Quote by equi-princess
What's your most enduring memory of your life so far???? Good or bad ....?????
The one thing that sticks out in your mind..... ??????
The one thing that either makes you smile...... or brings a lump to your throat as you struggle with your emotions??????????
equi-princess xxx

Quote by G and H
BBC News:
A man has been shot at Stockwell Tube station by armed police officers, police confirm.
Passengers were evacuated from a Tube train on the Northern Line station in south London after the incident.
Passenger Mark Whitby told BBC News he had seen an Asian man shot five times by "plain-clothes police officers".
Services on the Victoria and Northern lines have been suspended following a request by the police, London Underground said.

Quote by mils
Hi
I’d like some thoughts/advice/opinions from you good people especially the single guys because it is more relevant to them.
I’ve been playing, off and on for about 6 years. I can’t remember why and how I strayed from the ‘normal’ sex life path. My sex drive is not practically high, I’m not a dog with 2 dicks, I have never had problems attracting women, yet this way of life, if I’m honest, has become somewhat of an obsession.
Sex with a partner, although enjoyable, rapidly becomes unfulfilling and I find myself needing that extra thrill of being with a couple or a group. It’s not a moral dilemma, I don’t think this lifestyle is wrong and pretty much all the people I have met over the years have been fantastic, open-minded, intelligent people with levels of liberation I envy. It’s just that at 36 I know that I’ve pretty much screwed my chances of giving someone what I want from a partner: trust, loyalty and honesty. When a partner asks me (hypothetically) what sexual fantasies I would like to act out, I have to wrack my brains! Is it healthy to have practically lived them all out?
When I look through this site and see the (oh so obvious) ads from single guys pretending to be couples/females for whatever reason, pictures, w**k material whatever kick their on, It congers up a vision of some sad social retard sitting in a bed sit hunched over his PC whacking away and I think shit! That could be me one day! I don’t think I will end up as one of those unsavoury characters, but I bet they didn’t either.
I’m waffling on a bit now and I’m still not sure what I really want advice on! I know I don’t need justification for my lifestyle and I’m not after salvation It’s just that it’s not the sort of thing that I can talk over in a pub with my everyday friends.
Although I’ve never joined in with any of the chats on this forum I have observed them and have come to the conclusion that the majority of users seam to be switched on, intelligent folks who’s opinions I would respect.
If you made it to the end of this message, thanks and any constructive advice/thoughts would be appreciated. I’m working nights for a few days now so PM me and I’ll read them soon as I can.
Take care
Mils x

Quote by MrFC
Does your star sign reflect your personality?

Quote by chazxx
We were talking about this the other day at work. The 'trend' was that the girls were younger than the boys.
Anway in the group the age ranged from 15 to 21. All I can say is 21 years is a long time to wait.
That said my G/F was 25 :shock: when she lost her V. We are making up for lost time now :twisted:

Couldn't really say I lost my virginity at seventeen, it was more of a quick fumble in a garage in the dark, when my mate and I took a couple of girls in a garage and were snogging in the pitch black, laid on a couple of old coats, it was more of an embarrasing ordeal.
When I met the ex-wife, she wouldn't let me have sex until she had my wedding ring on her finger, snogging yes, b.j. no, so I was twenty two before I lost my V. : P. S. that is a long time ago............................................

Quote by bluexxx
If this turns into the most boring thread in SH history, blame the guy I now share and office with cos it's him that got me thinking about this subject
Anyways, when we moved into our office, said colleague.... I shall call him "Pain In The Arse" or PITA for short, said that he wanted the window seat.... for the view ........... of the boring street outside FFS :uhoh: ......... PITA looked sad so I said of course he could have the desk with the view :roll: ............
Now, PITA is a bit nutty (he thinks I'm a GOTH FFS ), but I have been thinking about views ever since ..... For example, I have found that I like to look out of my front room window and watch the railway line.... :eeek: ....... perhaps not surprising for an ex train spotter .... but I really do think the view from my window is really quite lovely :confused: :confused: :confused: and very relaxing.... though perhaps living within feet of the main line between Glasgow and London is not exactly everyone's idea of relaxing :uhoh: .
Other views I like include looking out of the breakfast room window of a certain hotel in the village on to Sackville Park and the surrounding buildings. I find that view quite quaint in a leafy urban sort of way :silly:
I'm not one for the lovely landscapes..... but maybe I will learn to appreciate those too with time :dunno:
So...... if I haven't bored you enough already..... what are your views on views? Maybe you bought your house cos of the view? Estate agents love to plug them, don't they? Maybe you holiday at a certain destination cos the views are lovely? Maybe you just like a certain painting or picture cos it depicts a view that you love?
Am I really bored enough to submit this post....? Oh yes..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by plumbpond
How's this for strange???
Mr Plumb has Just come in, and he's been shopping for tea. He has just bought exactly the same items that I have taken out of the freezer and the cupboards which I intended to make for tea. Namely, Somerset Pork Cassarole and Mediteranean Veggies.
Is this Coincidence or do you think that we are becoming so close that we are now Telepathetic. We are both Gemini's with birthdays 2 days apart. Any comments form Astologers please. :confused2:

I have noticed this a number of times in my life and I am inclined to think there is such a thing as telepathy, same thoughts,same, ideas.
Aso, there are numerous cases of identical twins who experience the same thoughts, likes and dislikes, if one feels pain, so does the other, there must be something more than we know, the power of the human mind is awesome. :roll: :roll:

Quote by lambchop
Hi there,sorry if this is not in the spirit of the board,but how does one cope when told by your wife she doesn't love you anymore and wants a divorce?
I feel lousy

If it has finished, go out and find someone else and start again, you might even be happier. sorry to be blunt but it is the only way. :cry:

Quote by da69ve
I can't take it anymore ....all these messy desks!.....i'm not coming back in this thread again until you all do something about your desks!!

Quote by lovedagirls
Maybe a strange subject but we have been talking about this at work today and on of the girls said she has always had the best sex with a Libra (which I told her just happens to be mine ) But then she said that she would never sleep with a Mackem . I personally don't see how it could matter but would like to know if any of you think it does.

Never ask their star sign, just ask them to open their legs!!! He He. :lol: :happy:

Quote by Debbiewebs
Well number one
you will never pull a women on here by saying i want a shag lets meet ok
That is the last thing on my mind!!! O. K. ?
please put somthing abit more about your self ok
beacuse littel old debs here is getting a littel pissed off... and i no of others .that will just agnor stupid posts in the meet ups!.....
if you are reall gen then consider this....you think that us women are slappers then your wrong......... we all have values on here............ and very fussy
So p[lease all you newbie men go away and think before you put stupid posts in here thinking you are going to get loads of women to shag
grow up
and good luck and i hope you listen to what i have said ok
the best place to get known is the cafe!
Debs waits for this post to get taps foot!

Quote by G and H
With 58 hounding me. You must be joking. Anyway I am just after the opinions as said before I do have the experience but thaks anyway

Quote by rub me
Hi everybody i'm Tony just wanted to ask how many of you women do not wear knickers at work, i've just started a new job and on my 3rd day a really horny girl comes up to me and says i'm wearing no knickers.

Quote by Ice Pie
I don't really see why men crying should be noteworthy.
Well, yes I do, it's because of some daft Victorian stiff upper lip hangover that says we're meant to be all macho and strong and all that bollocks. Well, crying whether you're male or female doesn't mean you're not strong, it means you're human. Macho schmacho, you can keep it.

Quote by postie
Completely pointless in a way, but it may give an insight into how different people are. What do you have on your table right now that isn't part of your computer.
On my computer table at the moment are these things:
Half a cup of cold coffee, a green lighter, a mobile phone, a tobacco tin open and empty, a beer mat with scribbled email addy's on it, an almost full purple ashtray, a box of filters for roll up fags, a clock, two pens and a chewed pencil, a box of matches, a wrist-watch, my Royal Mail identity badge, a piece of notepaper with an hotel address in Leeds, another pen. and two 1p pieces....
psychoanalyze that!

Quote by The Shadow
was interviewed a few days ago on TV (Work related).
Was wondering if anyone else has been on TV or been an extra etc?