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Cant sleep and None of you are awake for a chat !
What does a girl do when this happens ??
Phone me 24 Hrs. P. M. me for number !!!
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Quote by citypunk
come on ladies ,tell me what its all about . i wanna know how it feels when
you bring yourself off in front of your man.
you know, a little bit of self pleasure for his pleasure.
it is one of my great fantasies to see a woman bring herself off with
her fingers ,a dildo or even a common garden vegetable.
what do you like to wear when you play with yourself
how do you like to touch yourself.
forgive me if im trying hard with this one but the subject truely
intriuges me, i gotta kno.
kisses and hugs to all. and i really enjoy watching the threads evolve.
would love to reply more but i can never get the time to reply, sorry :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now that is something I would enjoy watching !!!
Quote by hotwifeinnwuk
Hi my name is louise i am a newish member to this site and i am 38 from north west and interested in the hotwife scene as in were im a lady out of the bedroom slutty in it with hubby's full knowledge and consent either being slutty before his face or without him there but then going back telling him all about how i have just behaved controlling him thru my sexuality in a nice not nasty but hot horny way that he gets off on as much as i do. Any ideas help advice out there on this subject ?
HOPE TO HERE FROM YOU SOON
louise xxx
Welcome Louise, keep us informed of your horny escapades.
Quote by smoggie
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs
I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it.
Quote by Libra-Love
Is it just me or are there far too many married men on this site looking for sex?
Now I'm not talking about married men looking for sex with the knowledge and consent of their wives, as this is my understanding of genuine swingers. I'm talking about all those married men out there looking for a little discreet one off or regular meet without the wife's consent. That's not swinging. That's cheating. And I don't understand how they have the audacity to advertise on a swinging site.
Be honest. Be real. Be true.
Let he/she without sin, cast the first stone !!!
Quote by yksbi2k5
So... I'm a nice friendly guy, easy going, good sense of humour, know how to please a lady, genuine, honest, and serious about meeting people. Yet... because I don't have ten pounds of meat hanging between my legs, 90% of the women and couples who advertise won't even give me a chance.
Is a large penis really that important??? I mean are these women literally only interested in just being hammered by a big guy and that's it?
The sheer number of adverts that insist things like "must be well endowed", "must be very well endowed", "must be 8 inches plus", "must have a massive cock", etc, etc, etc. is both staggering and depressing. Sod personality, we just want a giant walking penis to thrust into the wife...
So, seriously, is a big dick really more important than all the other stuff? Is an average sized guy like me always going to have an uphill struggle to meet people just because of this one aspect?
The few people I have met would, I'm sure, agree that we all had a great time. It's just a shame that the vast majority of women and couples are out of bounds to me because of something I have no control over.
Is it really that important??
Huge, Huge, Huge Dicks are repulsive, seven or eight inches are ideal.
:( 
Quote by Tool
Not sure if this has been asked before, but I've been thinking about whether anyone has ever guessed correctly that a stranger was a swinger and approached them about it.
Sometimes I've been out shopping and seen a couple whose appearance and manner make me think they look 'up for it' but I've never known what I would 'do' about finding out.
I just wondered if anyone has gone further...thinking someone looked a ' likely couple' and initiated a conversation, found out they were right and it led to something...
Why not wear a Swinging Heaven badge. ?
:lol: :lol: 
Quote by little gem
Awww I love B&Q ! It's sooo cool. Wandering round pondering which job I'm not going to attempt next. Picking colours and wallpapers for the next time I decorate (even though it's only just been done and won't need doing for another couple of years)
Oh and then there is the garden section with all the pretty plants and flowery things.
Mmm, yeah, I do like B&Q! But I don't have a broken pipe or a flood.
((((((hugs))))))) hope it is fixed soon.
OOoh yes and they even provide a battery chair FREE. :happy:
Quote by bishabasha
Recently met up with an older woman, but i have a problem of premature ejactulation, she wasnt impressed and chucked me out of her house within minutes. Would anyone else be like this or would most people be understanding about males like myself with this problem ?
You need some professional help, but she was a very selfish person and ignorant to treat you like that.
Quote by KcKat
Him - "Darling, I love the feel of your skin where your hair line meets your neck, cause it's so soft....it reminds me of a a horse's muzzle"
WTF?? :dunno:
Me - Thanks, sweetheart :shock: :shock:
also
Him (whilst lying on the floor on his back at my feet) - "Your tits look wicked from this angle, I can just about see the tip of your nose" :eeek: :eeek:
Me -
ops: :oops: :oops:
Every time I open my mouth after H. W.M.B.O. has spoken, otherwise, I live to regret it !!!
Quote by Lindaxxx
Whilst watching tv the other night, something came on about what do men prefer, skinny or curvy women, having a fuller figure myself, i asked my man ''so what do u men prefer, skinny women or curvy women'', thinking obviously he was going to say curvy(how wrong was i)...his answer was ''the one who is going to shag them''...now i still dnt know wether he was joking or not
What do u men think, skinny or curvy??
Lindaxxx
Slim, curvy women for me every time, more to the point, do women prefer, men with a beer belly and mustache, sideburns, beard, bad breath, or slim, young, lithe, sweet smelling ??? :happy:
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
What an embarassing night dogging in xxxxx , Sheffield last nght!
Turned up 10 ish and we spotted the usual in our usual spot, climbed in to the back. "A" stripped me down tomy hold-ups and stilettos and we started our little show.
Seven or eight guys gathered. "A" opened the door and invited some touching. Was fingered by a couple of guys and I wanked three off. One guy got in with us and fucked me. As he was hard at it, I noticed our next door neighbour watching in the crowd!!!! He had a huge grin on his face!
I have no idea what I'll say to him when I next see him!
Will you let me know the place you go dogging ? single, mature, clean, not pushy, wish to watch only, appreciate a p.m. thank you.
Sheffield Gezzer.
Quote by Rob1961
So there I was sitting on the bus coming home from work when this girl takes my pic with her mobile as she is getting off.
I was stuck in the crowd but jumped off at the next stop to try and catch her. But she was gone.
Now im confused
Did she take it because she liked me
Did she take it because I was the geek
What
Should i really be bovered
any ideas
I was walking through the City Centre minding my own business, when, a girl in a group I passed felt at my bottom, then all of them in the group burst out laughing. I didn't mind, but that was an invasion of my privacy and a physical assault against my person.
If I had done it to her, I would have been arrested, ( is there one law for women and a different one for men ?) Also, I have seen girls sat on walls in the summer, with their legs wide open, showing everything they had got and the police just look and pass by, If a man got his penis out in public, he would be arrested !!!
Quote by Ice Pie
Using the cut off date criterion seems to be a really good way of ensuring that the majority of attendees will already have a feel for what is/isn't acceptable behaviour at a munch.
Sorry Bev, I have to disagree from personal experience: The first big munch I attended, virtually the moment I walked through the door I was pounced on by someone I'd never met in person demanding a snog. My refusal was countered with a claim that snogging is "just our way of saying hello." This was not a newbie who would have been screened out by a seniority cut-off, it was a long-established and universally known member of the site. That person was egged on by other regular members and I found the behaviour both offensive and threatening. Someone more eager to fit in than myself may have felt obliged to submit to a full on snog, and I know that other people have felt under pressure to comply, that it was 'normal', and that to refuse would be seen as anti-social.
As much care needs to be taken with established people as with newbies when considering who is an appropriate person to invite to a social gathering, and that person can be in no doubt that they will never be invited to any event that I organise.
I intend at some point to arrange a social specifically for newbies, because I feel they are often subject to unfair prejudice. We keep telling newbies "come to a munch, get to know people" and then in the next breath tell them they can't come because they're not senior enough.
As Dawn rightly says, events advertised openly as social gatherings should be precisely that, with no expectations placed on anyone other than the normal standards of public behaviour. Those who wish to go beyond that behaviour by mutual consent should not be putting pressure on those who don't.
Ice
I have never been to a Munch, but if I did, I would never try to be familiar with anyone ever, even if i knew them, as I would consider it to be the height of bad manners. Even being inebriated is not a legitimate excuse, as one always knows and is aware of what is going on and the proper way to conduct oneself in company.
Quote by cuddlyk
Lately there have been more ads. on tv which have left me completely bewildered and wondering what on earth they have to do with the thing they are selling. Or maybe its just me not being brainy enough to keep up with these marketing ideas :shock: There are three which I find particularly mystifying as to what message they are trying to get across.
In one some guy throws himself down 2 very steep embankments just so he can land in front of a car and tell the driver what a great car it is
Then in another car ad we get some guy being chased through the streets, up stairs and down alleys by a trouser press
And what the hell has some guy and some gal in the States spouting Shakespear at each otther have to do with selling jeans :roll:
These make the 'if its on the tin' guy seem intelligent and witty!!
What, if any, ads irritate you guys???
Never watch any adversts on TV, they are all a load of bilge !!!
Quote by Jags
Well Im a little disillusioned about this site now with the lack of replies, all I am looking for is some sexy no strings fun in a nice hotel roomwith a nice friendly easy going couple or fem, arent there any out there?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:Keep trying !!!
Quote by Al_mighty
What part of "I don't do cpl's " do cpl's not understand!
Having been around for a while I've done all that threesome bit and very nice it was too.
I still talk with some of the cpl's but be warned all you single guys and remember you read it here first.
I can guarantee that at some stage ,that any single guys doing the cpl's thing will definately suffer from the female of the partnership falling for them....which brings its problems..and not ones that you want!
Hence the reason why I only want to meet single ladies is that too much too ask?
I do enjoy socialising and flirting with cpl's but thats it..I have no intention of contemplating doing anything with a married female or one that is in a relationship either at a party or in a club..is that too hard to understand?
So enjoy all you single guys...but remember what i said....and cpl's don't hold it against me..remember it's a bit like cpl's saying no single guys..now you know how it feels!
Casanova !!! can you give me some tips please ? I would love a lady to fall for me !!!olor=green] :happy: :P :P
Quote by lucyandmatt
hi were a couple, lucy and matt, and are looking to get to know some people in the south east of england and else where ofcourse.
we are new to the site but no to sharing ourselves. so instead of us boring u guys, our add pretty much says it: 271061
we would like to get to know couples first, for same room fun possibly leading to more, but, any other replys wont be dicarded.
we both enjoy o, and lucy enjoys anal and would like double penetration while going down on another girl.
if u want to reply pm or emal please x x speak soon x x lucy + matt x
Hi Lucy and Matt! Welcome!
:lol: :lol: 