Quote by Red(RHG)
Can I have a moan???
I need to moan which is not very often cos I am a gal on the whole.
My bloody ex partner has made me :cry: this morning. I'm sure it is a whole 'control' thing on his part but WHY do they have to do it? He is the only person who can reduce me to a blubbering wreck. I have to say we get on great the majority of the time and his wife is the tops she really is - we all holiday together with the kids and everything. Anyway this is how he left me feeling;
A. A crap mum
B. Useless
C. Dishonest
D. About 5 years old
Anyway that is my moan over - I know I'm not a crap mum, useless, dishonest and my tits tell me I am a good 33 years old. So I am off for a swim (first thoughts were to eat gross amounts of chocolate) and wash that man right out of my hair.
Thanks for letting me share!
Cathy x

Quote by Rainbows
I have a confession to make – yes I am a stamp collector! :shock: (no really – you can stop sniggering in the back there). I own tweezers ‘n all.
So anyway – as a stamp collector I absolutely despise those horrid printed sticky pieces of paper that the post office use these days, and as a result, the counter staff at my (not so local anymore – since Royal Mail closed my local) Post Office usually fight to stay away from me – that horrid person who makes them actually add up the total in STAMPS!!! Eek. This used to happen quite a lot as I am an e-bay seller, and I insist on using stamps – especially commemorative stamps. Now my not so local post office AND my very non local mail post office have both started keeping only very minimal stocks of commemorative stamps.
So off I goes to start purchasing my required postal products from the Royal Mail website.
Well – I am now convinced that there is a Royal Mail conspiracy against Stamp Collectors! If you want to buy crappy little definitives (or as the Royal Mail customer services person insisted on calling them “the ones with the Queens head on”) then you do not have to pay any postage for these to be sent to your door. However, should you wish to purchase any amount of commemorative stamps you have to pay for the privilege! It is pure and blatant discrimination against stamp collectors!!
Anyway – as the title of this thread states – after arguing with the customer services person and then still placing an order for commemorative stamps, I was wondering what the majority of non stamp collecting people do when they receive a parcel or envelope with commemorative stamps on. And where better to ask that question than my favourite hang out . So – what do you do? Do you throw them in the bin, do you collect them in a drawer and then throw them in the bin when you have a drawer full, because you don’t know what else to do with them, or do you donate them to charity stores?
Then I started wondering again (yes – it gets dangerous when I am in a pondering, wondering kinda mood) – I buy a lot of charity kiloware off E-bay (kiloware is a kilogramme of unsorted stamps still on paper, which could contain good or bad stamps. You take your chances). Most of these stamps have been collected by charity stores and then given to organisations who manage the auctions, but some are done by private individuals who just collect stamps up from their friends, colleagues etc and then auction them for charity.
So what do we think of SH charity stamps? Instead of throwing them in the bin, you could collect them and then through munches etc, filter them back to me. When I have enough to do an auction I could do a poll for the charity of choice (yes Vix – I am thinking MS as one of them), and go from there. Keep the philatelists happy and do something worthwhile at the same time?
Right – so those are the earlyish morning thoughts of a philatelist. I will probably watch this slowly die off the bottom of the page – but hey, at least I tried.

Quote by timn
Yesterday I decided to patch things up with my x, and knowing one of her things was to visit a nudist beach, I took her to St Osyth near Colchester.
When we arrived, I got out a small fishing shelter, a rucksack with towels etc (the morning weather was quite hot and nice) and our packed lunch. We walked down the hideously dangerous path to the beech to find all the signs we stolen (by that point, we noticed a guy in a red manchester U shirt on a bike following in the distance).
We walked to the far end, pitched up the tent, and the guy in the red shirt sat directly opposite us. I turned the tent round, he picked up his bike, walked round to the front, and sat there. I moved the tent for a final time, and he moved just out of watching distance, but just so he could peek in. My friend and I decided stripping was not an option, and he was frankly creaping us out!
After a while of munching on our packed lunch, he decided to go peer into all the other tents, with only his trousers off. Finally when we were laying down, he decided to come over and have a good stare into our tent. We began to packup, so he stood up, wanked himself off and walked off.
At this point, another guy had sat down behind our tent (We didn't even notice him) who was only half starkers. We packed up, went down to the beech, and suddenly we were alone (only with a couple of actual nudists around). We stripped off, walked along the beech only to see the second guy, following us, wanking in the bushes.
Quite off putting, and frankly, not what we wanted to spend our afternoon doing!
This was probably all to do with my x being a thin, 24yr old blond.

Quote by azappo04
just read this..
it`s an expression used in USA and means all kinds of smacking and caning to give sexual thrills
so they are saying that if you`re English you like being punished?
on the other han, swingers seem to have a much more respectful attitude towards the french, as French Culture means oral sex
Top of the Swingers` respect list,though, are the Romans.
ROman Culture` means free for all orgy.
it all sounds alot more appealing than the uptight boarding-school image that we English seem to have across the culture!

Quote by Horous
Ladies, and those gentlemen who have used their arses as Avatars, you all bring a smile to my face, I love you all.
John

Quote by JudyTV
Of course using a condom is not a guarantee to safety but a pedestrian crossing isn't a guarantee that you wont get hit by a car either. But statistically it is plain that you are more likely to get hit not on one than on one. Air bags and safety belts in cars come into the same brackets.
Personally I am glad he made his post for many reasons:-
1) It has provoked a good healthy debate (until he himself resorted to verbally abuse someone)
2) it shows due to the objections to his post that many of us here promote safe (or safer) sex.
3) Up to a point It shows us who is pro safe and who is not and allows the for sight to avoid certain people at parties or active events. I wont go near a bareback rider regarding penetrative sex..
4) It is generally informative and educational.
5) These condom debates, of which we have had many in the past, also give us the opportunity to gain other personal information about each other that is not directly related to safe sex. Its amazing what shows through in peoples individual makeup in these topics. All very important information when deciding who to play with or in this case not play with for all sorts of reasons.
Personally I welcome this type of topic / debate. While I could never agree with OK or his thinking because it beggars belief in my own opinion and reasoning, it does however allow us the opportunity to hear other opinions. What we must always try not to do is interfere with a persons choice. Threads like this may not change peoples strong inherent opinions or choices directly but it informs us of the general opinion of others and offers us information in case we do want to make alternative choices.
Judy

Quote by Debbiewebs
I could not purchase one that was big enough to fit me

Have you ever tried a bin bag.. well the council do say that they are strong durable and never split :shock: :shock: :? :lol: :lol: :wink:

Quote by freckledbird

I totally agree and I salute you Sir, you talk a lot of sense, if everyone was as considerate as you there wouldn't be any need to worry about catching STDs.

Quote by Silk and Big G
Men, please fill out the following.........
1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss the Match on TV
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Quote by piercedJon

As others have pointed out, condoms are a necessity in our age and time. Going bareback is not an option, even among couples. You can never be 100% sure of anything in life, much less the fidelity of your partner.

Quote by veejay
However, it does not guarantee that one will not catch something, ie, through a split condom, or overspill, so how can one enjoy sex due to the inherent danger of disease.

Quote by veejay
Well you'll enjoy it more than when not using condoms where you'll most likely get something.
I think youre deliberately making stupid posts to wind people up. Its people like you are responsible for giving swingers the image of being wreckless/irresponsible sex freaks. It'll only be a matter of time before you'll get some bad news.

Quote by O. K.
I think you are deliberately making stupid posts to wind me up, its people like you who are reponsible for causing trouble when there isn't any and it is you who are the bad news!!!

Quote by veejay
However, it does not guarantee that one will not catch something, ie, through a split condom, or overspill, so how can one enjoy sex due to the inherent danger of disease.

Quote by bluexxx
Personally, I have always preferred sex without the discomfort of a rubber and my ex- liked to ride it bareback.

Quote by seren

Hi there have just joined the site and have a feeling i may be classed as too old to be here can anyone tell me is there any limit on age ?
just need to know xxxx

Quote by Parrot
Without getting into the subject as such, I have seen quite a few posts on various threads where it has been suggested that married men, who's wives do not participate in SH or in some cases do not even know of their husbands involvement, are cheating and should therefore be horse-whipped.
What I have NOT seen are any such comments aimed at one half of a gay partnership.
Does that mean that gays of both sexes are allowed to cheat?
Obviously it doesn't mean that but I hope you , dear reader, can see the point I am trying to make.

Quote by Parrot
(Blatantly stolen from another web site)
Subject: EARLY RETIREMENT
It is important for men to remember, that as women grow older it becomes
harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when
they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some
are oversensitive and there is nothing worse than an oversensitive
woman.
My name is John. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my
wife, Sue. When I was laid off from my consulting job and took "early
retirement" in April, it became necessary for Sue to get a full-time
job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working I noticed she was beginning to show
her age. I usually get home from the Golf Course about the same time she
gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts
dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and
just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch
in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm
ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door...
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now, it's
not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each
evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she appreciates this,
as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
I really think my old business as a consultant helps a lot. I consider
telling people what they ought to do one of my strong points...
And speaking of bed, her age really shows up there. I go out and golf
all day, come in dead tired and after a two hour nap and a good meal,
I'm ready, if you know what I mean. Age has caught her so bad that she
actually dozes off during lovemaking. But that's okay. Her satisfaction
in that area is important to a sensitive guy like me and if she enjoys
sleeping during our little trysts, what the hey…
Now that she has become older, she does seem to get tired so much more
quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. Sometimes she says
she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big
issue of this; as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I'm
willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something
ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting, or to Wednesday's or
Saturday's poker club, or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling, or
something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to
do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of those
odds and ends like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting.
Also, if I had a really good day on the course and it was wet and muddy
my clubs are a mess, so I let her clean them, you know... get the grit
off the grips and a little light Brillo on the club faces at a casual
pace. My golf bag is heavy so I lift it out of the trunk for her. Women
are delicate, have weak wrists and can't lift heavy stuff as well as
men. But I did tell her I don't like to be wakened during my after golf
nap, so rather then bother me, she can put them back in the trunk when
she's finished.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will
say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills
during her lunch hour. But boys, we take em for better or worse, so I
just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over
two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't
hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of
my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.
She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
I try not to make a scene.
I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she
is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too, then
take her break by my hammock. That way she can talk with me until I fall
asleep.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Sue. I'm
not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will
find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better
than I do, how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less
criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider
that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth
to help each other... Signed, Paul
EDITOR'S NOTE: John died suddenly Thursday, Oct 3. He was found with a
Callaway extra long 50 inch Big Bertha Driver rammed up his rectum with
only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Sue was arrested, but the Grand
Jury accepted her defence that he accidentally sat on it, and she was
released on Friday, Oct 4.

Quote by Libra-Love
Take the test.

You Are An Intense Kisser!
About Your Kissing Style:
Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda.
You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss, before getting to anything else on the menu.
And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else.
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
When you want something you go for it, and you don't let go until it's yours.
And when you feel, you feel intensely (surprised?). You have a dramatic streak, no doubt.
If you're in a relationship, you don't take anything lightly. And neither should your lover.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Hook up with other Intense Kissers to have the experience of a life time. You'll both feel incredible things, both in your heart and down there! If you are looking for an even more sexual fun, find the nearest Carnal Kisser. You'll get kissed down there just right.
Stay away from Manic Kissers at all costs. They spread it around a little too much to give you the passion you crave. And forget about Juicy Kissers as well - they seem a bit too superficial for you.

Man to woman : would you like to kiss me darling!!!
Woman to man : no, I would rather be shot than poisoned!!! Ha, Ha. :happy:

Quote by freckledbird
And your point is ?

Quote by ukkeith
My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here.
Or none of the above. :confused:

Quote by Parrot
Don't pick on me over the next week or two. :boxing:
This normally placid, polite and gentle person is giving up smoking. :shock:
I last tried this in August and managed OK for 2 weeks but then I cracked 2 ribs and was confined to a chair and smoking was all I could do without hurting. :violin:
So, midnight tonight is the deadline and co-incidentally at 00:01 it will be my birthday so I bet some sod buys me a lighter. :cheers:
You have been warned. :small-print: :smackbottom:
Steve

Quote by DoctorP
as an antidote to the irritant thread....
It makes me happy that someone started the joinme cult, where people are nice to strangers on good friday and spread some good vibes...

Quote by havantcouple
has an 1 ever done a bike ride naked
we have thought of doing 1 it might
b fun so anybody up 4 it

Quote by Silk and Big G
NO! Its not what yer thinkin .
Just struck me , a new theme for a munch . As this month has seen such a marvellous and entertaining crop of trolling creepzoid young idiot newbies , i reckon it would make for great fun if we had a munch where each established member had to invite one along . No one admitted without a moron !
I am sure the offending articles would be happy to be invited and it would serve a dual purpose in that they would either be educated in the way of the SH warrior by the more experienced and marvellous members , or they would be obviously untreatable and terrified enough by the regualr munchers close up that they would not return to irritate everyone. Either way what japes !!