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Quote by jameson
what do the folks on SH think, should prostituition be legal, my view is why not, if people want to pay for this service why not, at least if legal like Holland it would take the stigma, and clean it all up. and then like everything else the government will be able to tax it.
not sure what they would call the tax though cant be VAT could be the Cummin Tax, what do you all think it should be called???

How about the C*** tax! Ha Ha. :censored: redface :idea: biggrin :!: cool
Quote by PoloLady
Myself and a friend or two (any regular forum users should be able to work out who) will be having a girlie evening of fun at Chameleons on friday. We plan to stop over and continue the fun after the club closes - or just crash-out if the club is up to form. We may have a spare space in one of the beds at the hotel.
Any nice guys free on Friday?

I'm a nice guy : free but not easy : Ha Ha! :by the way : where is Chameleons?
Quote by PoloLady
If grass wasn't green what colour would you like it to be?
I quite think purple would look good - it would bring out the green of the plants, make a nice contrast don't you think?

The glucose chlorophyll in grass is the basis of all life on Earth, including us, so if it was a different colour there would be no life. Now do you want to change it?
Anyhow, I quite like the green in grass, it is a natural colour : i.e. the colour of nature, very restfull and good for the nerves.
Quote by Fools-Gold
Hi there,
Coming round to the idea of trying on panties etc. Anyone else online today who is? Interested to know what people started with?
Apologies for the vagueness. its cold in here and my brain is numb...

A man wearing womens clothes, looks stupid.!!!
nuff said.!!!
Quote by Leedsbiguy
There are a higher percentage of men seeking women as opposed to women seeking men., including those women in couples. This disproportioality appears to give women an advantage in regards to choice. It creates creates the following l behaviour : in men, we are over zealousl in our advances for female affection and women are passively declining potential sexual partners who dispaly such advances. Women are less agressive when looking for sex than men and would prefer guys that they seem to get on withrather than a "Stud with a good 9 incher". The inbalance in women : male ratios therefore causes guys to eventually conform because their behaviour is controlled by what women want. However is this really what women want? I think we (Men) need to be ourselves and then all of us will all get what we really want - A GOOD FUCK!

Let me think now er, can I have three guesses? MONEY!
Well what then?
Tell you what : don't bother with the other two guesses !!!
Quote by MikeNorth
But of the first 18 posts which might have been described as taking the piss (although varying greatly in levels of piss-taking, from the very mild to the bitter), eight were from females, and ten from males....
On the broader aspect of your question, I don't feel threatened at all - I actually didn't get the reference about the car, I ignore all references to cars anyway, as I don't drive.
I would be perfectly happy to give anyone of any age advice in how to pitch their initial approach in here, and have in the past done so, though usually on here in public rather than via PM. Reactions vary from the embarrassed and suitably enhumbled, to the brash and arrogant. References to Roger's advice for single guys post, and Marcuso's ditto are often made - whether guys get much out of them we really cannot tell. Yes, some go too far in their sarcasm, and it makes me feel uncomfortable, as it obviously does you as well Rainbows, but no one person in here can control what reaction people get - I have also seen reasonable posts from women and couples get a bit of an obtuse reaction from others in here, for example Zanahoria, and then disappear in confusion, so it's not only the single guys who suffer from this.
Mike.

Mature guys will always be threatened by the younger men because they are fitter, longer stayers, nice to look at, always have an erection and women will always prefer them to older guys, so stop fooling yourselves and look for someone your own age!!!
Quote by manofmuchfun
become a monk ?

THANKS !!! never thought of that !!! where can I register ?
Wouldn't I be better in a Nunnery !!! Ha. Ha.
You won't get me down the pit again !!!
Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.
Quote by Debbiewebs
MY lovely Daughter of 8............. Came up to me with her Magazine and says mummy did you no that Animals eat there own poo!........ Yes dear i said.. so she askers so are rabbits do then ........ Yes dear!
So why do we have to muck them out!... dunno
As now i am on the subject here and reading her Mag.......... i was shocked to no that peep that are keen Followers of Tantric Yoga, drink there own pee :shock:
Getting back to poo again did you no that Skatole Which is one of the Chemicals that Makes poos smell............... is used as a food flavouring.... they use it in Vanilla Ice cream!!
OOO and Clare Links got one for you!............. Urea is one of the best Skin moistursers and many skin creams contain an artfifical form of it!
Don't come near me when ya what another snog from me :shock: :P
Right i am off to have a poo................. ice cream anyone?? Or can i temp you with a glass of pee mybe rolleyes

Ugh !!! don't make me vomit!!!
had a reply to my ad. the other day and the lady wanted to know what was on offer, when I explained that I didn't do oral, I have since been ignored. FAIR OR WHAT???
Impotent Swinging heaven long term member : Mature pussy worshiper, wishes to take photographs of your most sacred organ, for my private exclusive collection, also, to watch husband and Wife having sex, single or married lady is perfect, honest and reliable guy, who lives alone, , phone and meet up first, I am not shy, will put you at your ease. South Yorkshire Area.
Quote by SoftPinkRebel
Greetings, everyone, your new member here, the Soft Pink Rebel from the Deep South of the United States, having traveled to your site via way of VenusnMars! :twisted:
Venus and I go a LONG way back, and the only thing that has kept me from shagging her a long time ago was one DAMN big pond! (and she knows this, too!) redface
I already like a lot of what I see, and am honoured to have been allowed to join your forum. I will get around to telling more about me as time permits, but in the meantime, I look forward to getting to know you!
*hugs and kisses from the Pink one*

Hi Soft Pink Rebel, hope you are as sexy as you sound, WELCOME!!!
Quote by JQL
For those of you who don't know how to produce animated gifs here's a little help
You could use Avatar Sizer to resize each image, convert them to a gif and animate them with Microsoft's GIF Animator.

can anyone help me with a computer problem please?
When I try to access my microsoft Outlook, a card comes up asking for the name of my Microsot Exchange Server server and the name of my mailbox which I don't know.
It also says that network problems are preventing connection to the microsoft exchange server computer.
Unable to open your Default email folders.
Windows networking cannot log on.
I have entered five email addresses in my Outlook Express accounts, and when I try to send a message from my folder, it stays in my sent box.
Have tried re-installing my Office 2000 software, but it doesn't solve it.
My default email is virgin.
All my outlook express settings are entered as per virgin web site.
Thank you for any help you can give me.
Quote by Kit
Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???
We know of at least one other couple wink you know who you are cool

I am already a Grandad, but I still need a F**k, O. K. ?
Quote by Redbird
I recently installed a Sygate firewall which I thought was working ok. However, I noticed that it is not allowing me to access "live update" which I need for my Norton Antivirus protection. I have tried looking at the Symantec Technical Support which says I need to get Sygate to allow access but I can't seem to work it out. What I am wondering is, would it be easier if I ditch the Sygate firewall and get the Norton one which would be compatible. Thanks peeps in advance xxx

Y E S !!!
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ok heres my rant for the day,
fucking computers,
ok ok i know there great and have opened up a whole world to many of us , however........
am i the only one who gets pissed off at spending half a hour writing a photo add or e-mail for it to get lost orwhen pressing send/add only seeing a blank page then when i press the back button its all disapeared???? mad
xxx femxxxxxxx

I always copy my email befort posting, as I have lost many a post after spending half an hour writing one and it is so exasperating because one cannot exactly reproduce it as it was before.
If you don't know how to do it, I will help you, just give me a p.m.
Quote by Drifter
My first car was a 1975 MkIII Ford Cortina 1.3 that I bought in 1985 for about £350.
Good things I remember about it:-
1. Passing my test, coming home and taking off the L plates.
2. Going up the M4 as fast as it would go while the whole car was shaking and rattling.
3. It was able to withstand all the thrashing I gave it.
Bad things I remember about it:-
1. Everything leaked (engine, brakes, cooling system - you name it).
3. The driver's seat sagged on one side when I leaned back in it.
2. I parked it in a car park and it was stolen.
3. It was recovered a few months later.
I have far happier memories of my second car, a 1974 Capri GT, but that's another story.
So, what was your first car and what do you remember about it?

My first car was a 1933 Ford Popular, I bought it 1955 for £60 and it was a good runner, 50 MPH. flat out, no radio, only one windscreen wiper, no sunshades, no heater.
I fitted new running boards in wood, held on by brackets, we used it for camping holidays in Cornwall and all the coastal resorts, my ex-wife and I changed engines, gearboxes, differential gears, I put it on blocks in my back garden and chopped out the broken cross member and fitted a new one held on by high tensile nuts and bolts.
I worked on it every night after work, used redex every time I put petrol in, changed the engine oil every three thousand miles, gear oil, brake fluid, back end oil, fitted new shock absorbers, changed and repaired my own punctures. I carried so much weight on it, it was unbeleivable, got stopped by police numerous times for overloading it, but they let me off. That car was the best bargain I ever had !!! rolleyes biggrin :silly:
Quote by jameson
what do the folks on SH think, should prostituition be legal, my view is why not, if people want to pay for this service why not, at least if legal like Holland it would take the stigma, and clean it all up. and then like everything else the government will be able to tax it.
not sure what they would call the tax though cant be VAT could be the Cummin Tax, what do you all think it should be called???

YES, prostitution should be legal and protected by law, whilst things stay as they are, women will continue to be exploited by greedy bullying pimps and subjected to horrific murders, such as what happened to Michela Hague, as she was trying to earn a living.
There is a need for prostitutes, as there has been for thousands of years, " the oldest profession" ? so what is the sense of continuing to make it illegal, times have moved on since we had the "Sunday Observance Society" who stopped anything and everything,
"shops closed at six o clock, no Sunday opening, British Board of film Censors" Etc.
When will the powers that be get real eh.? probably never, I fear.!!!
Will members please make it clear what sex they are when advertising, I frequently have no idea whether they are male or female and consequently don't know what to do.
The Avatar and the name do not give a clue as to the sex of the person who places the advert. please tell us who you are, to avoid wasting everyone's time. :silly:
Quote by ashxx
I'd like to express my horror at the deaths of the three
servicemen from the Black Watch regiment in Iraq. My
heart goes out to them, their families and friends.
When will this madness cease?
Ash

I share your concern, but I'm afraid that this murder and mayhem will continue for a long long time, maybe for years, what can one say, there doesn't seem to be any solution to the problems in Iraq, as well as in Afganistan, what I would like to know is, who is funding these terrorists for explosives, weapons, etc.
The World is dealing with a new breed of fanatical suicidal maniacs, who beleive it is a way of going to Paradise, to be a suicide bomber and do not care about dying, they have got to be insane, so they only way to deal with them is to destroy them all, if we can, but that is going to be very difficult, as it was to destroy the Nazis during the last war, I know, I lived through it. mad :x :x
Quote by Vix
I would like to announce......
I have been given some sleeping pills by the doc (just to add to the pile of meds rolleyes) so, with any luck....
I'll not be here half as much for the next 7 days (well, nights actually).
Also, because of the tabs... am not supposed to drink... so am gonna try and be alcohol free for the week. Starting now. This may need serious assistance, though.
Anyroad, for those of you who are reet pissed off with my constant whittering on, in here... have a drink on me... I'm gonna sleep tonight!! biggrin

If sleeping pills, a good shag and tv don't make you sleep, make a large pot of steaming hot OVALTINE...........That will do the trick !!!
Quote by wizzer
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil

I haven't a day Job, but have been an idiot all my life!!! lol redface mad
Quote by miss_vicky_mr_stuboy
Hi everyone!!! Vicky and Stuboy here.
We're new to all this so we thought we'd just say hi and get to know some of you.
xxx

Welcome Vicky and Stuboy, have you anything to lend!!!
Don't answer that, because I can't pay back, only in kind!!! WOW coffee
Quote by mancbabe
well put it this way it will b a smoother sailin than bein in the north bloody sea like i was, but P&O tend to be shirt n tie for the men n dresses for the ladies. the currenecy onboard is in eith £ or $ so it easy to keep track. hope you have a better time than i did smile and if u aint got an outside cabin id ask for 1 cause there alot better....and dont forget your sea legs if its your first time :P

Thanks babe, looking forward to the break, sea legs might be a problem Ha Ha! keep in touch.
Quote by mancbabe
Having just come back off 1 last month id say there ok for older ppl not younger. also depends who your going with, where your going and what type of ship it is....i know alot about this havin just done a whole days training on this so i can sure point you in the right direction smile give me a shout if you want to know anything...

Hi Mancbabe,
Going with a ladyfriend, the ship is aurora and destination is Canaries.
Thanks. O.K.
Quote by Debbiewebs
well i got mine free........with easy pc mag! rotflmao :rotflmao:

Brilliant Debbie, what a clever girl you are, perhaps you could give me some advice for the future..........O.K.
Quote by MikeNorth
This website is quite helpful:

Mike.

Thanks for the Info. Mike!
O.K.
Couldn't afford to buy a digital camera, and had to use the conventional type, ie fims, processing, printing, loading and unloading film. Then, I won one in a prize draw, mini digital, three in one with software, stand for camera, U S B lead, instructions, had to send inc. p.& p.
Used it today, twenty photo's, within one and a half hours, I had downloaded the photo's and printed them and they are perfect, good value eh? who want's to pay hundreds of pounds just to get the same results!!!
We have booked a twelve day cruise in December and it is my first time on board ship. can anyone who has been on a cruise, give me any advice on what to expect, things to take with me, or dressing for dinner etc ?