Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.
had a reply to my ad. the other day and the lady wanted to know what was on offer, when I explained that I didn't do oral, I have since been ignored. FAIR OR WHAT???
Impotent Swinging heaven long term member : Mature pussy worshiper, wishes to take photographs of your most sacred organ, for my private exclusive collection, also, to watch husband and Wife having sex, single or married lady is perfect, honest and reliable guy, who lives alone, , phone and meet up first, I am not shy, will put you at your ease. South Yorkshire Area.
This is not the place to ask for this
Will members please make it clear what sex they are when advertising, I frequently have no idea whether they are male or female and consequently don't know what to do.
The Avatar and the name do not give a clue as to the sex of the person who places the advert. please tell us who you are, to avoid wasting everyone's time. :silly:
Couldn't afford to buy a digital camera, and had to use the conventional type, ie fims, processing, printing, loading and unloading film. Then, I won one in a prize draw, mini digital, three in one with software, stand for camera, U S B lead, instructions, had to send inc. p.& p.
Used it today, twenty photo's, within one and a half hours, I had downloaded the photo's and printed them and they are perfect, good value eh? who want's to pay hundreds of pounds just to get the same results!!!
We have booked a twelve day cruise in December and it is my first time on board ship. can anyone who has been on a cruise, give me any advice on what to expect, things to take with me, or dressing for dinner etc ?