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Omnisus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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the appel of dogging is for people to pop down to their local par park hoping to get lucky, if you start intoducing Fees, memberships it would ruin what many people expect to get from the expirience.
Its a novel idea but feel its would be far to difficult ti implement.
Hes not the real Prime Minister, its the guy from Buffy.
Sebastian the gay PA who loves the PM is one of the best sketches,.
makes sence, i think the community does get mis represented alot and that can lead to the wrong impressions which may cause single men to flock in search of a fock.
What i dislike is i a polite and cival to people when replying to adds and one of two people have been extremely rude, and arrogant which relects on everyone else. But i'm a big boy and i'll get over it.
Pop the pill, it'll make you fly,
not a drug, but a natural high,
the drug of love, don't be she,
Pop the pill, it'll make you fly,
You must see it, since the office stopped and Phoenix nights is been filmed its by far the funniest thing on TV. i have some episode as media files on my comp if you wwant them?
But you have to watch it even if it means going out of your way. biggrin
the underlying tones of male hatred on these boards is unbearable, get some women together and they just take digs, if you didn't need us you wouldn't talk about us. biggrin
I especially liked the sperm directions one, a tru as the day twas witten.
Why don't many single men survive?
do they just ask pathetic questions? or are they just unliked?
PS, do i get anything if i joind the clique like a medal or possible a badge? biggrin
Here are some facts about Brttain you may not know,
Number one, Britain is a county.
Number two, Britain is called Britain.
Number five, Britain.
But who are the people of Britain over the next five hours we aim to find out.
Claasical.
I like the fat fighters where the asian women speeks good English and margery acts like she can't understand.
Heres my effort, didn't take long and i rushed it a bit but it still looks ok.
The good thing about it is that you don't realise its a joke till the last line so your not expecting anything funny.
A man in a trench coat runs up to 2 old women in a park, and flashes them.
One has a stroke................ and the other can't reach.
Bath are a good team, maybe not what they where but still a good team.
So do i get in your clique?
Your quote had football and rugby in it, how was i to know.... biggrin
Football - Leeds Utd
Union - Tykes
League - Rhinos
As you can see born in Leeds, support Leeds.
Well your not gunna like it......................... don't worry its not Man Utd.
Ever time i tell people who i support they laugh and point, so be gentle. lol.
Ready for it
Wait
Wait
Leeds United Football Club
Chorley Fm
Thanks for the replies, i may start a thread tomorrow take time to find something interesting about myself! lol.
Sorry mate, 7.5, 9 inch is pushing it a bit, theres a guy at my footy club who could hang himself with his i'll get him number for you. lol1
Ok, i'm new too and it seems pointless to start another "i'm new" topic and clutter the boards so i'll post here.
I'm 19 from just outside Leeds, i'm very tall dark hair and eyes, slim build,
Hobbies include football, rugby, computing, Films etc. my taste in music is very varied.
thats about it, if theres anything anyone would like to know just ask.... biggrin
Cheescake, Cheesecake tell me do you contain nuts?.........................................The cheesecake contains no nuts.
I'm new to this and have had a few convosations with people in and around the west/north Yorkshire area about a possible meet. I understand a meet went on not so long ago and was quite successful.
What i'm looking for is a forum member who has been around a while and can point me in the right direction and help out a bit.
Anyone who is interested in helping me, or attending a possible meet, either leave a reply or PM.
All replies are greatefully recieved.
I live in Harrogate, not much action here would be interested in going to York.
Where exactly in Yorkshire, i'm a straight male if you send me some information to i'll be interested to check it out.
Thanks in advance!