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Thanx Lilac, glad somebody agrees with me biggrin
WBB - don't you find that your energy levels sky rocket when you get turned on? Even if I think I feel tired or lethargic, the minute Paul gets so much as a sexy look in his eyes I want to jump his bone(s)...lol...but then maybe, once again, that's just me! blast
By the way Steve, Paul will be mortified if anyone thinks the above was posted by him, to my knowledge he doesn't fall down stairs in public drunk or otherwise - that was written by me - Susie...lol x
I have a habit of falling over in a spectacularly clumsy manner, particularly down flights of stairs! The most mortifying occassion however, was when I fell arse first from near the top of a spiral staircase in a trendy bar in Leicester Square. I thought I'd got away with it un-noticed, until a bloke pointed out at the top of his voice that it was the most entertainment he'd had all night!
bolt :sticky:
Mmmmmm that puts a different slant on things Helen, I think its the sun beating down on my...er...bits...that gets me even hornier than usual - so maybe you like a frostier feeling?! Lol....who knows? Who agrees with Helen?
Hello!
Am having a bit of trouble at the mo, being lucky enough to reside near several beaches I have been spending most of my holiday time lazing on the sand in the sunshine. Unfortunately, instead of finding this relaxing, it has increased my sex drive no end (and it was pretty high in the first place!) and I've been very aware that it isn't just the sea that's making me wet! redface Does anyone else have this "problem"? Or is it a well known fact and I'm just having another blonde moment!
Comments please!
Susie xx
Our Avatar is pretty honest.
We are pretty exhibionistic and i think that shows. We haven't tried to hide ourselves (except a slight blur on face shots) Also, we had a lot of help from various members of the forum so that we could include not just 1 pic.... but 4 to showcase us a bit!!!
Paul and Susie
Steve,
As funny as it sounds, sitting in front of a computer for long lengths of time can cause stress in the upper back/ shoulders/spine and neck. As you're frantically getting your post level up, i suspect that this could be half the reason you're waking up stiff.
Paul
Debbiewebs.....
Luvvvverly pix.... waiting with baited breath to see some more of you ;)
Paul and Susie xx
Hiya Onlyme....
I've been to a few interviews myself these past few weeks and can only echo the above comments.
One thing i'd definately add is to find out as much information about the place where you want to work as possible.
If they have a website.... find out as much as you can.... All employers value staff that make an effort to know their company etc....
Good luck
Paul
Midlandsmale.....
I loved this story.......
Yup.... it's great to be a dad!!!!
Paul
That's exactly it.......
I suspect that a vast majority of the users of this site and others like it are blokes.... obviously, the gals are gonna get all the attention, and they're gonna like it, who wouldn't... but, at the end of the day.... who crawls into your bed every night : kiss
Paul
Quote by tallnhairy
Hehe, nice to know I not the only one, still in my emails there was no 'but' as I am not looking for anything physical myself, so really in these 2 cases was just a compliment smile

If we get emails from forum users that we know... we do reply, because there has obviously been some interaction in the forum or chatroom or whatever... also, now we've met a few more guys since attending SS's party, we've had a few PM's etc... that's completely different to the PM's or emails that we're referring to....
Paul and Susie
Quote by tallnhairy
Must admit twice I have succumbed to the 'wow' factor in pics and emailed. (And both you PaulnSue defiantly have wow factor) Both times however I said up front that I knew I wasn't what they were looking for, this was purely a passing compliment from a fellow user, and hope thy had fun / found who they looking for...
I never pretended to be something I am not, or lead anyone up the garden path so to speak and I cant see why anyone does. I know they do, but I just can't understand them confused

When we get PM's like these, we are always curteous and do reply back, I know Susie has done several replies to Single guys that state they know they're not what we're looking for but......
It is very nice to get compliments and i'm not saying that every single guy is like that, but sadly, the majority we have come accross are, there is a lot of those that do 'try it on' etc...
One day, we may change our minds with regard to single guys, and those that have been gracious and kind in the past will always be top of our list, not the idiots who stop at nothing to get something they can only dream about......
Paul and Susie xx
Hiya Steve_lincs....
so nice to see you.
We'll definately be monitoring the situation with your seperate identities.
Paul and Susie xx
hey guys,
Its a sad fact, but, adverts do attract all the wrong sorts of people. Our ad explicitly states that we aren't looking for single guys etc... but we get loads daily, we delete them without even reading them and still we get the same responses.... why don't you write back, even to say no thanks etc.....
Obviously, in our Ad, Susie's pics are very prominent, so we too get the 'cor, she's alright' brigade of single guys just trying it on....
We do our best to be polite, so that's why we said we'd delete any ads from single guys....
I have to say though, on the other hand we've contacted some very nice people, who may live a bit too far away from us, but they are nice all the same, so, it can work.
paul and Susie xx
OOoh,
I forgot about the golden locked one vMr Pitt, ...... Susie wouldn't let you out of bed either Steve...
Him and that Staham fellow....
i'd be them... alternatly of course but then again, a mix of the two...
Paul
Hey Morbius_UK....
that's just completely cheating.... but oh... what fun :twisted:
me.... i'd like to swap with Susie... so i know if i'm really that good ;) or is she a bloody good actress????
Failing that, i'd like to take a bit of quite a few people....
Davej cos i think he's very witty
Kinky lizzard cos all his posts contain great graphics and they make me smile
Clare of Clarensteve so i could have a heart to hear,t man to man, convo about our insecurites
WBB cos she's got more confidence than i've ever known in anyone
finally... i'd like to swap ID's with anyone who's got a working car sad
Paul and Susie (Paul)
Quote by mal609
I would swap with Paul !! What a busy day you would have Susie !!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not half as busy as you would be, fixing their car!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mal
and Little Mal
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LOLOL :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hey,
If you could swap identities with any other SH member for one day, who would you be and why?
Paul and Susie xx
For me... Jason Statham
Only cos Susie would be in heaven if i looked like him.... plus, his missus aint bad either, nice tidy little foursome!!!
Paul and Susie (Paul)
Quote by clarensteve
Right it's self psychology time.
I think perhaps,my insecurities over myself and the attention Clare gets are a part of the problem.I get left as an afterthought when people want to meet us.
Also the problems ive had during meets have possibly been down to me not wanting her to enjoy herself TOO much,which is stupid becaues i love her to enjoy herself.I just have this little gremlin in my head that tells me that if she does then she won't want to come back to me.
I know this is stupid because she loves me and has never indicated anything else.
Steve,xxx

WOW Steve... I absolutely see where you are coming from. I often feel like a spare part when we go out because Susie gets so much more attention than i do, be it online, in the forum, chatroom, and at parties. I can't help feeling sometimes that I'm left just tagging along etc...
But, in the same instance, I know that Susie idolises me, as she should...lol (just kidding babe) and that she'd stop this instantly if thats what i want, but i don't, and she won't.
You and Clare seem to have a wonderful relationship, you seem very close and we have to say that we wish you lived closer, we'd love to meet up with you sociably......
Steve mate.... you'll be fine, I really hope you meet someone you both feel totally fine with and when you do, you'll probably look back on this and have a little chuckle to yourself.
Paul and Susie (Paul) xx
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It's stuck in 5th...SOooooo, we're gonna go pick it up and tow it to M25... then, burn merry hell out of the clutch to get it up to speed then drive the bleeder round the motorway to Swanley, then tow it from Swanley to my dads house.....
Paul

Can see it now ...
This is the Sky News helicopter over the M25 were there seems to be a huge cloud of smoke coming from the carriageways. It smells like burning rubber. Ahhh its ok its just Paul and Susie going for a Sunday drive wink
The WHOOSH Man
LOLOL..... I'd sooner make the news for something much more exciting..... hell i know.... lets organise a Swinging Heaven Munch on the M25 , now that'd be sure to make the news at 10.....
Sorry bout ur Saturday night...totally sympathise with you....
Glad it improved for ya tho ;)
Paul and Susie xx
Cant you put it in neutral and get a tow?
Or if it wont move to nuetral just dip the clutch and get towed.
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It's stuck in 5th...SOooooo, we're gonna go pick it up and tow it to M25... then, burn merry hell out of the clutch to get it up to speed then drive the bleeder round the motorway to Swanley, then tow it from Swanley to my dads house.....
Paul
Following on from the week posts....
Friday, back box on car fell off.......Saturday morning, Kwik fit, sorted.
Saturday night, pull into petrol station for some juice... fill up, got to pull away after paying... on way to SurreySingle's party.... Gearbox goes.
Thankfully, The Kent Host(who lives quite nearby) generously gave Susie and I a lift home.
I was made redundant a couple of months ago, i now have no car, and no money to fix the fecker, it's still in bloody Hampton Court, I'm in kent. No money to get tow truck to bring the bastard thing back.
I am totally well and truly hacked off and now just waiting for the next thing to go wrong....
Paul
(soz folks, just needed to let off)
thx guys...
we really do feel as though we are becoming more and more part of the furniture here and you've all made us both feel very welcome.
Fabio... birthday plans nothing concrete yet matey, there's been a few PM's from couples and a couple of singles who are interested in doing something on the 21st..... just unfortunate that my birthday coincides with the NW Munch(how inconsiderate of my mother to give birth to me on that particular day!!!!)
Anyways...if anyone else down South and aint going to the NW Munch.. if ya fancy getting together somewhere... let us know......
Paul and Susie xx
thx for the comments Mr D. you're dead right about the pic of me (top left) i'll be removing that and also try to clear up the 'dead' space around the carious bits and pieces....
Thanks again all for your comments..
paul and Susie (Paul)
Hey hey hey....
I've been so totally engrossed in the forums and everything I've only just realised we've topped the 100 postings mark!!!!
Nowhere near enough to be thought of as 'regulars' just yet... but we're getting there. I don't think you realise how much fun we've had and how many forum users we now look upon as 'friends' in weird kinda way(even though we've never met any of you)
Hopefully, some of that will change when we meet a few of you nutcases at SurreySingles party on Saturday!!!!
Anyway, here's to the next 100 and beyond and also big thanks for making us feel very much a part of your community!!!
Paul and Susie xx