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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Quote by tabbi
*Pants and crawls across the forum floor*.........oh shurrup I haven't had it for a bloomin week .... not long you might say, but I can't see any on the horizon...which makes it all soooooooooo much worse to bear
No body want to "water your flower"... must be the water down there.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
hey... funny women don't want to see "cock shots" you say. Is that why most ads are about "vwe" or "we" or "over 7 inches"? Also how many ads ask specifically for proof of endowment?
I understand if people want to see a cock shot you send them a cock shot.
What I can'tunderstand is:
You say no cock shots - you get sent a cock shot
You say send a face pic - you get sent a cock shot
You don't have an add - you get sent a cock shot
You have no add and your profile says no cock shots - they send you a cock shot.
HLB, you forgot
Got a sexy bum avatar ...... you get sent a cock shot
here's my big cock
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
hope you have more luck with this than the 12" you were looking for on your last quest
whoever said we didn't have no look on the 12 inch thing...
we didn't find 12 inch but found 10 and on the rather fat side! lol
shaz x
That's where your absence from teh forum for a couple of weeks and your renewed smile comes from
Quote by Marcuso
Has everyone remembered to get/ do their Secret Santa????????
Can I give you a secret santa for Marcuso? It involves him bending over and you doing this on my behalf
with the very greatest of pleasure NWC!!! :twisted: , I owe Marcuso a couple myself so send the crop over by special delivery and i'll whooop his ass especially hard for you
OI!!! ya pair of buggers.......don't you think I'll be getting punished enough when they TRY to nick me shorts to burn them??........lol
(not that they have much chance) :twisted: :twisted:
I'm considering being Marcoso'a right flank, in wearing a pair of supersize black jobbies, (Debz4u and a couple of others know) so he can out manouver you on the left and get away.
Quote by Missy
wives?
Wonderful things, couldn't eat a whole one. like to start between the legs, somehow wakes up the taste buds.
gentle carresing of moving parts, to stimulate movement..........................
(question! are we talking own wives or otheres?)
Well with what you've just written there ....... please let the answer be 'others' :twisted: :bounce:
Definately in to trying others Missy
Quote by jpmag
Hello everyone,im 55 years old and im wanting to meet couples for watching and maybe joining in.I am not having much success,is this because of my age
The older man does have less to choose from, that is true. Young ladies of mid 20's consider men of my age (49) and your age to be too old. However, there are a whole host of middle aged ladies who do not consder these ages to be old, so you still have chances.
I would have thought that someone of your age would also have realised that, as fred aka Medic1 has said, that women are not attracted by pictures of cocks. You should know that you have to get in to a womans mind before you can get in to her pants. So, change your pics to show yourself in a better light and get chatting.
This advice goes for all newbie males.....
