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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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My results come back from the clap clinic tomorrow :shock:
or
After we've finished, can you look at this funny rash I've got
rolleyes
Rented, Furnished accom at the mo, can't change the colour..... pink :cry:
Quote by Marcuso
Put me and guest down please.
I'll be wearing a cricket box this time wink

Sure thing mate. Is the guest who I think it is?

Your phsycic powers are beyond belief lol
Put me and guest down please.
I'll be wearing a cricket box this time wink
Quote by mik69
Prehaps not but their profile says "last on line 327 weeks ago" so you'd better shout. lol

327 weeks :shock: I think there's summat wrong there lol
Hi Sazzy, still getting over J&W's new year party lol
Ditto on NN's comments. It can be quite a "don't know you" attitude.
However, the wet area is second to none (to my way of thinking) and the "cave" area is also pretty unique.
It's my local club, but the recent price hike (£35 on Fri/Sat) has made it expensive.
Pity, I'll be away in Asia at that time.
Anyway, I was so drunk at your last one, I'm too embarrased to come again redface
Quote by BiWelshMinx
South West Possé at the ready, then?
Just over a month to go, and I'll get a Munch-Refresher Course at Notts, 2 weeks before Bristol.
Have we got a theme for this one?
I could read all 10 pages, and find out for myself, but... that so is not gonna happen!

Nope no theme Vix just cum as you are ;)
Minx x x
Hopes Vix has just got out of the bath and is naked wink - Well, Minxy did say "come as you are" lol
Wonder in now anad again to laugh at some of the newer and older usernames.....
12_inch_todger , - WTF :shock:
Dino , Who ???? lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
SO THE PARTY IS TONIGHT. I WOULD LOVE TO COME. IS ANYONE INVITED? IM 22 AND LIVE IN CHESTER, IM GOOD LOOKING AND WOULD LOVE TO JOIN THE FUN!!

First, turn the caps off, it is classed as shouting on the internet and I know we are all much, much older than you (some of the guys here are actually ove5 25) but we all have fairly good hearing.
Secondly, buy a good calendar, the party was yesterday the 18th March, not Sunday 19th March rolleyes
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Now even I now it was last night.... although I have severe difficulty in remembering where due to Alchohol induced memory loss.
Thanks Sam & Lucy and to friends old & new.
Quote by tameside_couple
As for you other lot, mines a Bitter wink

lol ok then ours is a double vodka n coke wink
xxx
Who do you think I am, Double Vodka and Tonic, costs more than my mortgage lol
Awww, NWC, missed you both again.
Won't make Wigan either (that's why no name down :cry: )
As for you other lot, mines a Bitter wink
Quote by alex111
So what the renumeration and benefits package like? wink

More work, same pay. lol
Should I keep my head down ???
Manchester :shock: I seem to remember that place from somewhere.....
Lucky a person I know has sat nav lol lol
Rushes off to check his Email.......
Empty
Damn, my birthday was last week. lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
swingingheaven works? :shock:
you mean theres hope for me yet? lol

Only if you'll let me use my vibrating razor. lol
:shock: get lost bolt
I did, leaving the munch last night redface
Quote by naughtynymphos1
swingingheaven works? :shock:
you mean theres hope for me yet? lol

Only if you'll let me use my vibrating razor. lol
Great night Helen, only have three regrets.
1/ Couldn't drink because I was driving
2/ Passed Mr & Mrs Frecklebird in the dark and missed meeting them redface
3/ Met Mr Happy Cats, now I will have difficultly being sarcastic to him lol
To friends old and new... great to see you.... maybe a bit too much in the case of Sarah and Kaz's dresses wink cool
Corrie, watch out next time we meet :P
Quote by super_nova
syph to the rescue as ever!!
nice cleavage also wink
lol

Errrm, correct your spelling mistake....
Quote by Lissa
There ARE some very nasty people out there, and they don't wear t-shirts saying 'I'm a Psycho'

Ermmmm, looking for my T-shirt which says.... "looking for a shag"...
Try one out at a club before you splash out. I know of two in the Midlands clubs (Chameleons & Utopia).
If they are set up right, they are great.
I don't land at the airport until 12:30 on Thursday, otherwise I'd have loved to bump in to you again...
Maybe another time.. have fun.
Quote by devondelight
Phoenix and Devondelight will definitely be there .. we are practicing hard this weekend so that we get it right on the night wink
DD

Think I've got it right now, I can wear a towel without it falling down lol
Quote by PoloLady
What do I want
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What do I want confused: What do Iwant :!:
ffs girl, ask what I can do for you rolleyes
You must be a fellow Aquarian confused: I already have my birthday "bang" organised wink
Hijack off
Quote by squirtee
Mines because I ... erm ... like squirting redface

You own a water pistol lol lol
Viagra, Kamagra, Cialis, Erectalis.....
or,
Just a nice sexy female for me, taht keeps it up.
Had a previous username taht was bird related, so when I rejoined and had to re-register, the mythical bird that gets reborn seemed an obvious choice confused