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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Jag 4.0 straight6 Auto, bit gnarlier than a transit

But a transit can go round Nuremburg faster than a Jag (if you saw Jeremy Clarkson last week that is wink )
Generally, classics are much easier to work on than modern machines... my, now gone :cry: , Civic Type R was def "dealer only" thing. Even then, some dealers could not deal with wheel alignment issues.
Quote by PoloLady
Reasons why men 'cum & go'....
The woman gave head and it was a teeth-scraper job.
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Been there, and it's no joke :shock:
Quote by st3v3
There are 437k odd members registered on the site, I'd put the active at a lot higher than 90% though, a lot of people visit Swinging Heaven every day and we have had to up the number of servers in place to cope with it.

Appology... 90% was an off the cuff figure, but it is still not 437,000 odd active members.
Nice marketing ploy though.
Quote by Hillfolk
Gosh looks like I had my reference to XXXXX was censored by whomever....seems a bit petty especially as SH has almost half a millon members. Is any reference to competitors automatically censored or has the censor been a little trigger happy. please point to the relevant passage in the AUP please
I mean I would'nt mind but the reference contained considered and balenced views in favour of SH perhaps we will see references to other commercial enterprises censored as well.
I'll try this post on XXXXXX to see if they show the same approach to civil liberties and free speech.
Dawn and Mark

Hate to tell you this, but there isn't 467,000 active members, these are just registered people. 90% of which are just passing through ......
As for mentioning another site, it has always been policy not to advertise other sites, otherwise it'd turn into a advert on every thread...
Quote by PoloLady
YES - I have recently purchased a glass dildo - and it is a beauty! It has a multi-coloured light display option too!
Whilst on an adventure in Soho we just had to do a bit of shopping. Toys, clothes, a few other bits and bobs... but the jewel in the crown IS my new glass dildo.
I think I am in love :inlove:

Turn the fridge on to maximum, stick it in there, wait an hour, then stick it..... errrrm, well, you know lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Was there last weekend, it rained most of the time... we could have done with something else to do lol wink

So why didnt you come to Wigan? Its always raining here but at least you get a decent brew wink
It was actually Sunday & Monday....
Was planned to go to a private party on the Sat (day of Wigan Mini) but that was cancelled, so went to Cupids instead.
I guess all went well biggrin
Was there last weekend, it rained most of the time... we could have done with something else to do lol wink
Quote by tayiandave
hi wud help if we new were abts u was as we too looking for fun

Ahh, it may not be clear, but the nw bit in their original post may give it away..... North West, meaning Manchester....
Too late now though
Pity I'll be out of the country or DD and I may have been interested.
have fun.
Quote by JnBwelshcpl
thats the problem Serendipity we did lay down what we wanted and even said as he was dressing , ( maybe it helped even more to send him on his way) is that all, we hoping to play more and longer,
But still legged it, leaving us even more frustrated and baffled by the male mind.
J n B

Maybe he had to get back to the wife confused confused
As has been said, like trains blaming leaves, wrong type of guy. rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I don't get any of these :shock: Think they're trying to tell me something? innocent

Yep.... talk to me lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I personally don't like cock shots and can see why you don't want to show your face on here ( I don't either but also respect those who do ) A nice butt shot goes down REALLY well with us girlies though :rascal: :thumbup: innocent

this kind,

lol lol lol lol
Quote by wild rose and the stag
its just another site now
staggy n rose

'fraid your right Staggy.... damage has been done everywhere.
Quote by PoshnBecks
Come on guys, you dont know what you are missing, get in touch.
PoshnBecks

Hey PoshnBecks, you know I'd be there is a flash it it wasn't for the little facts that
a/ I not over 55
b/ I'm not what you would consider VVWE
c/ Have other naughty plans for the end of the month
Can't understand why ur not getting replies dunno
Quote by PoshnBecks
We thought you guys up North got up to all sorts, looks like it wont be such a fun weekend after all :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: .
Posh was reallly looking forward to a good seeing to as I watched.
PoshnBecks

But, PoshnBecks, it's Cumbria..... maybe some well endowed sheep (Rams) but few human inhabitants.
Fingers crossed for you.
Hope you had a good night Jo, We (DD & I) went to Chams.
Going to Cupids tonight ??
We are going tonight (me & DD) as are a few others after a party was cancelled due to ill health (get better soon sweet if you read this)
I'll have my cap on so you can see me lol lol lol
Quote by Darkfire
simple answer???
Nope! rolleyes

Time to convert your shed Darks lol lol Ask Mike69, seems to have knowledge of shed conversions lol
I'll get the Harrier Jump Jet fuelled up and "local" is then anywhere within a 3 hour flying time wink
Club is still in existance. Not mentioned here due to fall out between "managements"
Quote by PoloLady
I always enjoy Chams, though we arent very good at just talking to people in that kind of scenario. And, y'know, I never realised there was a second jacuzzi until this Saturday!

We were there on Saturday :eeek:
Bloody hell - someone else we missed :shock:
I must have been walking around with my eyes closed redface
Quote by corriefem
its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol

I told you Corrie.... wait until the next time I meet you.. there will be no escape :P
I may need a new whip...... just for training purposes of course.
It'll depend on what time DD is around.
I hope you all have a good time, I'll be thinking of you as I'm tucked up in bed....... not alone tho cool
Utopia has the best wet area by far, but they have put up their prices since Jan 1st and are now quite expensive at £35 per couple on Fri/Sat and £25 annual membership.
Not many single males as, again, the membership and visit fees are high, therefore the ladies are not presured so much.
The quality of the place is better than a lot of the clubs.
It can also be quite "clicky" in there and you have to make the effort to make conversation.
If you just want to experience a club, Utopia may be too expemnsive for you. However, if you are looking for facilities, other than just to have sex, like the Sauna, Sunbed, Swimming Pool, Jaccuzzi, Pool table, massage table, then this is the place.
My go Saturday with partner if pushed, but most probably too old for you (50's couple)
Quote by redpantherman
Im not consenting to anything until someone tells me what 'Bicycle' is :shock:

Many slight variations, but the gist is
You sit on chair with legs closed hands in air, she sits on you legs spread, facing you, a bit like a bicycle really wink
To put a lighter side to the "consent to sex" issue.

So, who's first ???
Print the form, fill it in, scan it and repost
Quote by well_busty_babe
lmao, we were the invisible ones then!

We were the ones in the white towels lol lol lol
Quote by PoloLady
What is on you bedside table?
I just have a clock, the phone and a candle. But I bet some of you have a few interesting things left handy.

Clock, Candle, remote control, tissue paper, chocolate, mouse trap....... I'll catch the little bastard tonight, I swear.