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21 Oct 2005

Quote by kazswallows
I have two lots of photos
some from the NE munch and some from the last Yorks munch.
I need to find somewhere to host them (I don't mean like image shack)
I do have a couple of peeps that I could send them to who will host them on their own site but I would like to do this for myself rather than rely on peeps all the time.
So any techie help etc would greatly be appreciated
BTW it would need to be explained to me in english as I've tried setting up a web page and it didnt work (blonde moment)
I have used the search button but about 3000 posts came up :shock:
Thanks

No need to do a webpage, just links to the pics on here, such as

Most free internet accounts allow 25Mb of webspace, enough for a small photo album.

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Oh, if you really insist, here's a Quick Shag Site

I like the "red faced cormorant", just realised he's been shagging his boss's wife :shock:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag

we watch and make it up there alan, we have even been known to add german subtitles just for the hell of it................ .

Hunde - ing on the chase .. not quite got the same ring to it in part german
Hijack mode off

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by 18/m/shropshire
Will do most things.

Like, walk the dog, mow the lawn, sweep up the leaves.
rolleyes

Behind a different sign in Staffordshire

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
My last post would read.....
"Anyone fancy shagging a dead body?"

Necrophilia, is not the passion of kissing someones neck lol

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Calista
in a pub on the outskirts of Derby

Roughly which outskirts of Derby, North, South, East or West. Makes a difference to my travelling time.

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by ajg426
It`s Rhyl and not Rhyll mate.

I thought everything in Wales was a double L, Llangollen, Llandudno, Llanberis and that funny place on Anglesy, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Nothing like that in Essex
lol

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21 Oct 2005

OK, I admit it's not going to be easy. It does take some techy knowledge and a bit of patience.
the direct link UK to the software is

This is an ISO image, so you have to use the "burn from image" option with your CD burning software.
Once you have burnt the CD, you need to make sure that the first boot option on the doddgy PC is "boot from CD".
Then, just drop the CD in the drive and turn on. The software sets itself up (although it does have some difficulty with non std mice) and you will have a window type setup like Windows/Mac.
It has a programme like "File Manager" that you can use to drag and drop onto a floppy or USB stick or a spare HD or partition (that you are not going to format when you reinstall windows).

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Thanks for all your replies
As it stands I have managed to fix my computer by deleting the nasties from the registry (I tried what you suggested Kaz but it didn't fix the problem) and fingers crossed it has been eradicated.... Steve's and the kids however are another story.... Their's wont boot up... They just get as far as the bit where the black screen should turn blue but it just hangs there... They wont even boot in safe mode... I have tried using the recovery CDRom that came with Steve's PC but when I select the repair option it just takes me to C:Windows command promt... I dont know how to repair it from there
I have just installed a new version of Windows on the kids computer as they didn't have anything worth keeping but would really like to try to repair Steve's as he has stuff on there that I would like to backup....
Ah well....
Shireen
xxx

If you want to recover the info on the PC, you could try using an OS that boots from CD, such as Knoppix
This is free and will let you get to the drives of the PC and backup the data. Knoppix is also based on Unix, so any virus written for windows will not run on it.
You will have to have DSL or cable to download Knoppix as it is 695Mb or , depending upon which version you download. You only need the light version to boot up.

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by his&hers
Hi there people! Me & him want to say hi we love this site. Could do with guidance though as we are newbies to this sort of thing. How do we start here we ask? Very nervous but excited! Want to spice up our marriage of 13yrs. Both very horny

Welcome

Just join in wink

Hope 13 is lucky for you.

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
What you think it is
A quick shag site?

I thought it was Ebay...
Do they accept goldfish nowdays wink

For SexySteph, I bid three bent nails, an empty carrier bag and a pair of underpants (like those ripped off me at Cupids earlier this week)
redface

I ate the goldfish. wink

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
What you think it is
A quick shag site?

I thought it was Ebay...

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
I think I might have the answer to this one (read it in the Sunday Sport so it has to be true)....
When God makes men (s)he has a pre-defined pattern block for the skin. It only comes in one-size-fits-all so if they're big in stature there's only enough skin left for a tiny weenie. If they're slim, the extra has to go somewhere. It's all in the finishing.

Must have slipped with the trimming knife with me then :cry:
Slim, short and erm, average......

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by ricochet
Cheating always eventually ends in disaster. It will catch up with you and somebody always pays. Whether it's hurt spouses, resentful kids, friends who cover for you, girlfriends who decide they want you to themselves, etc.
I've never seen it end differently. Good luck

How right you are, but consider this.
Sometimes you come to a time of life when the sexual side of marriage dies away. You probably still love each other dearly. This is OK if it happens to both of you, however if one of you is left feeling very frustrated, due to the lack of interest of the other, where do you go from there. I would suggest 3 choices if the marriage is to continue.
1) Accept the situation and all the bad feelings and rows that go with it.
2) Find a lover, and that's when Burnies scenario kicks in.
3) My personal choice, go dogging ocasionally, keep it NSA, and keep it to yourself.

This is too close for comfort... there is option 4, Divorce.... Phoenix - recently singled male.
Despite what you may think, you will get hurt. Think seriously, if you are the only one in the relationship with these ideas, it will end in pain.
Shit, there goes my chance of ever getting a meet

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Hope you have begun to find your feet and have found the pics ok
ohhh incase you have not noticed another pic has come your way

Pics, , PICS, WHAT PICS, I've never had any pics.. Is this a new newbie thing :shock:
Of course I could have the wrong end of the stick, and they're pics of the "rolling dales of Leicestershire" rotflmao

Oh, and welcome 34fun...... wave

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm sure the offer was genuine and well meant Bob but I think you could of dispensed of the amount in question and said something like "A bottle plonk, fish 'n' chips and shag back at mine if anyone fancies it?"
I'm sure you'll have a few quid in reserve if the lady is worth it

Sorry, but as a self-confessed meanie, I'm still backing up MidlandsBob here. I mean, why does he have to pay for the drinks and the fish n chips anyway????...... why on earth can't she buy her own supper? If she insists he pay, he should put his foot down and say that fish is too expensive and she should have pie instead. Better still, why does she need food at all? It will only make her fat. A few choice comments about her wieght should put her off and keep her on the bottle of water
cool

Large Sausage & Chips, you can use the Sausage as a dildo before eating it... sort of recycling lol

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Bah, it takes we a little over 15 mins to drive there, but I have no lady to go with.
Have fun you lot.
So, I'm taking advantage of the local village hall special offer, of Â£1 a pint on Saturday night and goin' to get pissed.

Â£1 a pint :shock:
can i come?
I know where I'd prefer to be rolleyes

but of course, you're welcome to come and listen to the Karaoke and drown the noise in a few Â£1 pints. :dry:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Ermingtrude
these response are exactly why I did not title this cock moulding,..................which usually clears up with some cream from the chemist of course

Nice response :grin:

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21 Oct 2005

I'll be stuck in Sunny (well I hope so) Poole in Dorset.
Happy Birthday for Wednesday and hope you have a good time.

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by romus
.I wonder if you forgot when you first joined?

Welcome and nope, although eveyone else will have forgotten when I first joined. I sort of just sloped in without a fanfare.

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21 Oct 2005

Bah, it takes me a little over 15 mins to drive there, but I have no lady to go with.
Have fun you lot.
So, I'm taking advantage of the local village hall special offer, of Â£1 a pint on Saturday night and goin' to get pissed.
biggrin

Just edited the post, as I realised I had put "it takes we a little" silly little piss artist me :doh:

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Morbius
Choose an appropriate name.
Try to be imaginative...... try something like 'SingleDesperateMale' or 'LookingForQuickEasyShag' are much better, these show forethought and imagination.

Err, something like, maybe, Phoenix :grin:

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21 Oct 2005

:welcome:
Just a little North of you, close to Utopia club.
You can sign out, but you can never leave biggrin

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21 Oct 2005

Other poll thread has been locked. :cry:
One poll on personal age, one on age difference between partners. Different polls to me.
I could hve put in all in one poll, but 20 options would be a bit much to handle rolleyes

Anyway, next time I'll stick my fingers where the sun don't shine, to stop me typing. lol

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21 Oct 2005

I'm not going to even attempt it.
Just painted the ceiling lol

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by timdotcom
Wouldnt meeting in a club put extra pressure on the situation? particularly if they are nervous?
T

It's easier for all parties to find something else to do at a club if it doesn't work out. Not so if you're stuck in a hotel room or house. I would say there is more pressure in a hotel/house meet.

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
At what age do YOU consider someone to be an OLDER swinger?

When you find yourself going to friends funerals about as often as birthday parties..... not quite there yet.... quite a bit to go yet, I hope wink

It's all in fun rolleyes

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

I know, I know, I'm only trying to think of something to put other than my normal one liners redface

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
This has been done several times before, but seeing as you put so much effort into it I think we can let it be done again!

Sorry but I got tired after scrolling through the umpteenth page after typing age into the search to see if it had been done before.

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21 Oct 2005

So, the average age is unspeakable and the Vultures are circling. lol

A petition may be needed to be started to get all the major swinging clubs to install defibrillators for the older swinger. rolleyes

Anyway, on to part 2.
How much older or younger would you go for your playing partner ??

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