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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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First let me apologise if this, or similar, has been done before. redface
I know the title does not relate to swinging in the sense of this site but more to "medallion man". However, there is a correlation, so let me continue.
We have had posts on here saying that size doesn't matter, that looks aren't always important and that there is no ageism and a recent post asking if there was sex after 60. I have ommited the requirement to be able to string a few words together into a sentence, as it's difficult to talk with your mouth full anyway :lol2:
It is human nature that there has to a "spark" between people, therefore, all of the above do matter to one degree or another, depending upon the age of the person making the judgement.
As I am no spring chicken (or Adonis come to that) :cry: , I find myself attracted to both
younger and older women than myself. For a male, there appears to be less of an issue
with age (practically no issue if you are some young hormone driven teen male). It is
a certain fact that all heterosexual males, regardless of age, lust after young females, that is nature.
For women, age appears to be more of an issue.
Of course it can be a little disconcerting for a young lady to hear "I could be your
Dad, am I ??. It can be even worse to hear "I could be your Granddad". I know, much to
my disappointment, that I have been knocked back a few times due to my age, although
I am not quite old enough to be someones Granddad yet. lol
I am sure the same can be said of Bi and single sex relationships and playing.
When choosing a life partner, husband, wife and so on, the compatibility criteria is more complex than that required for a "roll in the hay".
So, considering the "recreational sex" aspect only, I have thought of running two polls. A poll, simply so that the answers are anonymous. wink
Firstly your age. This will give a good indication of the average age of the swinging population (and also if I should consider myself ready for the sexual grave)
Second poll will follow later and be "what age difference between yourself and the person you play with do you consider maximum."
So, Lets see if we ( I use the term "we" loosely, so don't take it personally) are deviants who will go to bed with anything as long as it's got a pulse or is the person we decide to play with governed by similar criteria to those we have when choosing a life partner.
Let the flood gates open bolt
Quote by treasurechest
I can recommend the £26 rooms. The £10 rooms tend to be rather off the beaten track!!!
Howevedr beware, if it is a hot day they dont run to air conditioning!!!

Obviously you're not off the beaten track then ..... either not into bondage or you're in a major conurbation lol
Eeh Bah Gum, I can remember when you could go out wiv 20 quid in yer pocket, go to a disco, get yourself and some girl (that you will never remember) completly pissed, have an indian curry, pay the taxi driver to carry you up to bed (& clean the puke out of his cab) and still have enough change to send yer mum down the chemist in the morning for a pack of Nurofen.
lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
were to old sad
hope you get what your looking for
jo x

Know the feeling, awfull this old age thing!!!
Really hope you have fun SarahAdam2023, good luck and the age thing is not a problem, if its what you feel comfy with, then you should stick to it (its just us old farts, over 35 are now starting to consider going into retirement) lol .
OMG, over 35 and considering retirement (runs around waving hands in air like Kermit).
Quote by esta_69
Right....i'm sorted now :twisted:
Dam this site is fast lol

Too bloody fast sometimes..... that's why you get addicted and can't leave it alone.... the site that is wink .
Hope all goes well. smile
Welcome ( to save me typing in the welcome thread).
This has come in handy. No £10 rooms when/where I wanted one, but a £26 room nearby.
For "non swinging" reasons. :cry:
Ok Ok, they've gone, in the bin..... redface redface redface I thought big and baggy were all the rage :shock: I am going to put the blame with Tesco's, the label said Medium mad
not humungus.
I bow to the superior knowledge of the regulars worship and promise to wear a small willy warmer next time, knitted by a kind Aunt. confused
Hmmm, what can I do to Debs to get my own back..... :twisted:
Thanks for the welcomes.
Zolpidem, Zolpidem, your either still half asleep when you wake up, or have a big head.
Quote by Sarah
Anyone know anything more about it?
BBC1 England
7:00 pm Tuesday Oct 18th
Nicky Campbell and Julia Bradbury investigate a hotel specifically for adults - home to a host of outrageous antics. :shock:
Which hotel?
or
When it was filmed?
(please don't tell me to google)

I can only tell you it isn't one I've ever stayed in.
May be Euphoria confused:
Quote by bisto kid
Saw a guy wearing a t shirt yesterday it had printed on it " the balder i get the more head i get " lol it struck a cord, because i get more sex now iam going bald than i ever did when i had a full head of hair confused

There must be some other secret there, hasn't worked for me :cry:
Quote by O. K.
I am a geezer of advanced age, but I do not have a problem having sex with young people, it is just the fact that I am on the begging end and would be embarrassed if anyone younger turned me down.
......

Ditto, but 49... Where's me zimmer frame gone... rolleyes
Assuming 12 hours free time in a day and shagging once an hour, for every day in the year (except Xmas day & New Years day maybe - too pissed), It'd take 23 years.
She says 15 shags a day, 7 days a week for 7 or 8 years... that's only 43 thousand odd.
Watching Shock Docs on CH5......
My name isn't Clive.... as I havn't bedded 250 women in the past five years.
I have to ask WHY :cry: and he's 56 (there is hope yet) :arrow:
100,000, now that has to be a record.
Any advance confused:
Quote by sharon_2005
lol yeah sure you can:

Car keys, Map, money for diesel bolt
Quote by lisalashes
south west

That's the problem. North West and you'd be swamped. innocent
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i'm really confused here says your a hull male looking for str8 males for fun? dunno

You're not the only one, which is why I was hesitant to say anything.
rolleyes
Quote by sharon_2005
my husband likes to watch me with other women but never joins in.. confused
he says he gets more out of it mentally than he could physically,,
He does get very turned on though by just watching :twisted:

Ooooh, can I watch too, pretty please, pretty pretty please biggrin
Seriously though, the mental aspect is very strong.
I don't think he is saying he is purely a voyeur. He states joining in but not partaking of anything that would give direct sexual pleasure, for example a shag or BJ.
As has been said, whatever gets you going.... now where's me wellies gone. lol
Welcome.
And one of the first sights you get to see is Fee's lovely bum and red knicks
cool
Quote by Sexysteph
Bend over and accept your punishment wink

I am suitably chastised redface ouch. ouch. ouch
Quote by Sexysteph
Nottingham has a swing club where???????
I would reckon on you either having to travel North or travel over to the west mids to find reputable affordable clubs or Lutterworth for Liberations.

Liberations affordable :shock: Althhough I notice the webpage has changed. Maybe the prices have too ??
Looks as if you're getting ready to swat it, just in case it gets amorous.
How d'ya know it was a cock. Isn't sexing those things a bit of an art (no dangly bits). confused
Quote by bluexxx
I KNOW AND HAVE MET BEFORE

Bugger, Bollocks, Shit, and any other profanity I can think of.
mad
edit : Need to go to teh Spar and get some bread, thanks for reminding me. wink
Quote by debz4u
Come on what is it .
iv noticed that to lol

It's the degree of colour your body extremities will turn if you go out dogging in mid winter.
rolleyes
Quote by little gem
I'm just exceptionally fussy about who I shag so I probably bin ones that others would keep.

So that's whats happened to the 20,000 PM's I've sent you :!: :!: :!: :!:
I thought my broadband was broke lol
Quote by little gem
I'm trying to host the pic so I can show you, but I'm having no joy with it!
kiss
Gem. x

Tried Imageshack confused: it's free, and you can then link to it.
Quote by little gem
I on the other hand already have a vibrator named after me!

Is that what you're getting for your birthday on Wednesday lol
Quote by lisalashes
the age limit is flexable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink

Now, when can I next get to Cornwall, err, not tonight I'm afraid wink :cry:
:welcome: by the way. There is no escape
Quote by lisalashes
there has got to be some horny guys in the south west !!!! confused:

What ?? You mean to say you've not had any PM's rolleyes
Me, I'm too far away and over you age limit :cry: