Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

Forum

Quote by lisalashes
i'm a 34 yr old female.. looking to meet guy/s for sexy fun

I feel a "full PM box" coming on. lol
Quote by Dune
Oh afraid of droop? It can be quite off putting your first time... redface

If you are active in clubs with other guys about, droop should not be a problem when you are alone in a threesome.
I have no problem in clubs, still to have my first "private" 3some.
A bit like "guess the sandwich" at parties, this is.
I reckon male.
Next :arrow:
Quote by sparky230
if anyone's got a pair of 572 b's

Now I know that's not a Bra cup size wink
Use 3-500Z's myself (or should say, DID, before the divorce) :cry:
Quote by master55
And what may I ask do you get for £135

For your first visit, you get in... the rest is up to you.
Many have commented, both single males and couples, that it is very clicky and starngers seem to be ignored. I havn't been myself so I cannot confirm this, because £135 is too much to spend to find out you are ignored :shock:
Posting phone/text numbers is against the AUP.
Edit it out before you get edited rolleyes
Quote by cc_7up
I want to be the Dice. lol I'll get a hand job off everyone -Yippeeeee biggrin
cc_7up

Sometimes they blow (on) the dice lol
Quote by lancyuk
you can do animated avatars that flick from one pic to another.
if you get the pic of you dressed the same in that pose ill get it done for you.

Get to the back of the queue, so I can perv over it first wink
Quote by 3someinpreston
:Basically, i've posted a replacement pic for Mrs. 3someinpreston...
Then the poll went haywire!!!

We should smack that botty then lol
I live almost within walking distance of Utopia and have never thought of going for exactly the same comments about it being "clicky".
Also, quite expensive for a single male to find out if it's OK or not.
Would'nt have thought that was quit right on this forum ... hang on, Iv'e got it wrong redface
You said Monopoly and not Monogamy rolleyes
At least it was more than a one liner... err, I'll try that
I want a shag ..... pretty please. redface
Obviously an estate agent (whoops, I'll be blasted now)
Quote by bluexxx
We are all googlebrities :P

That's why you choose a username that is also commonly used elsewhere lol
I end up about 3,000,001 in the google listing... well behind Harry Potter.
Quote by bluexxx
accidentally scraped it on someone's nose................... :lol2:

I've said it before and I'll say it again.... bluexxx you scare me, I'm not going into the woods with you. :shock:
Ads in the 10xxxx region would be quite old. Maybe a typo and is 306xxx
Quote by Sexysteph
Most important tho is to have fun.
Steph biggrin

And to leer at all the sexy avatars lol
Quote by leewright
Dont get replys from emails, but have just noticed an updated ad that got 400+! Now thats competition!
biggrin

Unfortunately for us single males, thats the way it is.
Have fun trying and being on the forum while you're waiting to drop lucky.
A little pat on your bottom to welcome you, and to advise you that you'll need a sanity test lol
Just over a decade off yet, but I hope I'll still be going strong then.... all in the mind.
Quote by Angel Chat
Unfortunately I've had to have a change of plan and I won't be able to make it this week after all :cry:

Damn, I was going to park on the corner and leer.
Lep, in the same boat as you.
Quote by 3someinpreston
I hope our new avatar helps people to decide!
:

Says "welcome home" to me.... wink
Quote by well_busty_babe
is expensive for single men though.
x

I live almost within walking distance of the place, but the price is too high for a single guy and I have not seen a report that really makes me want to join.
Last report I read was not of encouragement for single guys , indicating a "are you in our click" attitude. This was backed up by a guy I spoke to at Atlantis.
Someone tell me different and I may reconsider.
WBB - nice to see you up and running, so to speak.
Quote by 3someinpreston
Thats "Cernunnos" not "Cerunnos"!!!
Your still probably right though!!!

The avatar has no breasts, so it could be male wink
Quote by bigDewi69
My ideal position is sandwiched between two endowed lasses of loose virtues cool lol

Where, Where, I must have gone blind redface
Quote by lee-gingerjo
Debz i had to have a say in what to wear , just wear as little as possable so its less to take off and less to loose in the dark lol
Lee xxx

They would be my toughts exactly... pity I'm stuck 60miles down the M6, alone in my flat... Bo Hoo :cry:
wave
Hello, welcome and say goodbye to most of your spare time.
Gender ??