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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by plc
PLC's Sods Law Of Swinging lol
Rule 20 Just as you all start playing, one of you will want to fart

Especially if you had garlic the previous evening.... phewwwww
Just an extra note on giving up. As I have previously mentioned, I smoked 30 to 35 cigs a day, then stopped within a day. From 35 to zero fags a day is a big shock to the body chemistry. It may not be immediatly apparent but quiting smoking so abbruptly can cause stomach/gastric problems.
For me, it gave me IBS type symptoms and a lot of pain and discomfort (as well as some other strange effects in the lower abdomen, such as going off sex for a while :shock: )
The doctors/consultants insisted on treating me for Acid Reflux, which I did not have.
Their reasoning being, that the cells in the stomach that turn on the "acid" are also turned on by nicotine. So, if you give up abruptly, they can go a little haywire.
I have spoken to a number of "fellow sufferers" who have experienced similar gastric problems.
I still suffer now, over two years after giving up. Thankfully, the discomfort is getting more bareable.
Now, I am not saying not to give up smoking, just be aware if you are a heavy smoker and give up abruptly.
I tried Hypnosis offered by a company in Manchester. I don't know if it was actually the hypnosis that made me give up or the £200 pounds the session cost :shock:
Anyway, I stopped straight away and havn't smoked since.
I do drink more beer though........ wink
Quote by girlyspur
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..

I prefer a hump, then a smile :P
Quote by girlyspur
Footie everytime..it's reliable smile

You mean you know it is going to last at least 90 minutes wink
Quote by MadAtGravity
Yep, I'm a bloke who doesn't like football :shock:

marry me :lol2:
As long as you don't chase me with your strap-on.......
Ditto on all counts
Quote by naughtynymphos1
only if youn have a starp on wink

That sum'at out of Star Trek...... Beam me up Scotty wink
I'm chomping on a Cadburys Whole nut, such a nut I am..... Crunchie gets between my teeth.
Oh come on, such a question just isn't cricket wink
Football instead of sex, when hell freezes over.
Quote by Bard
how painful is it to be waxed instead. I may go first just to show willing

My eyes are watering just thinking about it.
I would have thought it much more fun to do a DIY shaving job on your wife yourself lol
A day late on the birthday wishes, ooops, only just got my broadband back.
Have fun at your party.
aka - Baldeagle
Is this where the term "see through bra" first came from.... 2 diopter lenses are needed I think.
If it's at a Tesco Express, you'd better limit the numbers. It gets a little cramped in those places.
If I bend the truth a little, then a little more, and finally a little twist, I can make an 8.... OK, a 7 really.
It's the good shag I really fall down on... redface
I'd go back to 6pm on 16th February this year... AND KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT
(very personal this one)
:cry:
Quote by Silk and Big G
People out dogging should be wary that their actions MIGHT be caught on camera by the news.

Colonoscopy anyone confused:
Quote by postie
ebay .... perfect solution for getting rid of your crap!

Only if the buyers sort through it and collect lol ... otherwise it's a few skips to empty the garage alone.
Quote by bluexxx
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo.............. have I got this right........ people audition online then the meet is real... or have I got it all wrong?
And what about people with multi-coloured hair? lol lol lol lol lol

Do strands of grey count lol
Cyber audition confused I hate auditions, I can't sing wink
Most of the Characters in the TV Century 21 comic (showing my age now), anyone remember it ?? I used to look forward to Wednesdays when this would drop through the letter box.
Otherwise, Sean Connery as 007, still the best in my eyes.
I think you will find people are more used to rejection than you think and will not be upset if you are truthful with them.
Quote by tripod1971
or left behind in hotel

Not ladies knickers, but once checked in to a low cost hotel and had to call reception to remove a badly soiled pair of mens Y fronts that were blocking the toilet. I must add that I didn't know what they were until the poor young guy who was sent to answer my complaint actually fished them out :shock:
Quote by davej
I am slightly less tolerant if they live in a bungalow cos that just smacks of being lazy and perverted

Now that joke I liked (and understood without having to look up the words).
Far too deep for me... I'm not a physcology major.
Maybe that's why I misjudged my partner dunno
I used to laugh at the joke of the guy using his mobile on the train and talking loudly. That is, until some young kid did exactly that, except that every second word was a swear word of extremely colourful language.
To make matters worse, it was school starting time and the train was also full of school kids. redface
Unfortunatly, when a friend becomes so close, he/she is as close as your partner/lover.
I only had one true friend, or so I thought, that was my partner.
When I opened up to her as my friend and confidant, in need of help, it ended our marriage. :cry:
Hugs to you PL. It's all I can offer.
A Brown sauce sandwich, with so much sauce that it squeezes out when I bite into it.
In the morning I find the stain and try to clean it up.
Thankfully, the Kitchen has wood laminate flooring, unfortunately the bedroom does not. :cry:
You could make the picture quality so poor and small that they could be of the next door cat, never mind you (not actually that bad, really wink )
Take a look at most of the other ads and you will see what I mean.
Of course that may limit your replies, but it is a balancing act.