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13 Aug 2005

Quote by little gem
maybe I should rethink the age limit

When you do rethink the age limit, I'll get my zimmer frame, penile splint and wrinkle cream out of the cupboard and be happy to take you.... wink

On the postive side, I have no beer belly... lol

FB, so the new house is at Lands End then biggrin

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13 Aug 2005

So, who are you.
Joined today and one post asking if anyone is going to cupids.... confused

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by sohard
so what do you all get upto in the woods then ?

Teddy Bears picnic of course rotflmao

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13 Aug 2005

The number of times I have been kept awake by a couple in the next hotel room, I don't rate this form of entertainment. confused

Mind you, it is a little more entertaining than hearing them argue. wink

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by sexyjo
Are you a boy Sam or a girl Sam?
I'm guessing you're a bloke? Bet I'm right.

I'll give 10 to 1. any more bets. lol

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13 Aug 2005

You may not actually be dominant, you may just feel that you need to control the situation because you feel that you need to please the woman. You may feel that the only sex a woman likes is hard and rough to get her going, hence your attitude and need to be in control.
My advice, calm down, get to know what your partner wants. It is not what you always think. Banging away like you do may only be your fantasy.
wink

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13 Aug 2005

Somehow I inadvertantly got onto a mailing list for some, I assume insane, woman in Slough. (Actually I do know how, it was an equally insane ex that signed me up).
Anyhow, this "woman" only did gang bangs and only unprotected.
The whole thing sounded to me like a game of Russian Roulette.
:shock:

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by sexyjo
I heartily disagreed with this. I don't know whether it's fancying them, feeling some sort of physical attraction, a chemistry, a 'spark' or whatever but there has to be something going on that makes me feel that tingle that makes me think "I want more.........."
!

This is why I cannot understand the "gloryhole" concept. confused

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
My current girlfriend ticks four of those checkboxes which is pretty good. .

4 out of 5, chuck her in my direction will ya......

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13 Aug 2005

Woudn't this be better as a sticky confused

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13 Aug 2005

Quote by TheLovelyOne
in fact all we did was hold each other close - the only wet patch was from tears!

Brings back memories for me. :cry:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
What did I say????

Automatic recall machine says:

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by tonmar01
Thanks for the responses so far.
I think the general feeling is that it would be with your current long term partner, but what about the people who are single?
xx

Just because someone may be single now, doesn't mean that they have never had deep affection for someone that they would like to " have the last time with".
I suppose for someone young enough to have never had a serious relationship that they look back on, anybody who will shag them senseless would fit the bill.

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12 Aug 2005

:cheers:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by JAY_LPOOL
sooo... where are the offers then?????

They fall from the sky, a bit like lottery wins.
rolleyes

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by postie

Don't you believe it. My ex would not do anything without protection, and that included hand jobs on some occasions.

What? Was she worried about blisters or something? Thouh maybe if she used a pair of Marigolds it could be interesting....
Niether, she said is was too sticky and messy. :doh:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by davej

As a question to the group, if you are single or became single what would your criteria be for a new abode. :

some company dunno

The idea of the double bed and double futon is to get some company :thumbup:
Goldfish as currency... you have to feed them Bev wink

. Is their inflation rate (growth) as high as they cost to keep (return on capital employed, for the non business people here)

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12 Aug 2005

Sorry no pets, well, maybe a Goldfish.
Room for the PC and broadband was very high on the list of requirements. biggrin

As was a good pub close.... :cheers:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
do you get a bathroom and kitchen?

Ah, well there is a bathroom, but only with shower.
For the lazy, the lounge is a lounge diner, so you don't have to go far to make the coffee or get the "TV Dinner" out of the microwave. cool

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12 Aug 2005

Well, I have just put the holding fee down on a new flat.
For a single guy, do you think a double bed in the bedroom and a double futon in the livingroom is enough wink

As a question to the group, if you are single or became single what would your criteria be for a new abode. confused

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
We're happy - just been to look at a new house and it's lovely. Just got to sell ours now.

Don't take the curtains...
Good luck.
BE

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
I have just had to leave Sainsbury's because I burst into tears in there (they don't like that - it kind of unnerved them)

Maybe they thought you were crying at the prices... That they don't like.
Or maybe you were crying at the prices. The price of petrol makes me cry everytime I see the damn fuel gauge get close to zero. :cry:

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12 Aug 2005

Another mental note to me : Check if Bluexxx is on a munch guest list before I apply. Mental note 2 : Power Rangers isn't real .... I'm shattered. lol

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Cock sucking this way please

Micros#ft Autoroute says a 3 hour drive for me... damn.
I like having a BJ, but wouldn't decide a relationships future based upon it. rolleyes

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i don't think many people use them with their partners anyway

Don't you believe it. My ex would not do anything without protection, and that included hand jobs on some occasions.
As for bareback sex with strangers, you could be taking your life into their hands, literally.

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12 Aug 2005

Hijack on

Quote by marmalaid
Either that or it'd be a threesome, me the ex-wife and bacon sandwiches.
Chris

Do I assume then that the ex-wife is a bit dry and crispy around the edges confused

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Sounds a bit like my ex wink

Hijack off

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12 Aug 2005

Is that a combination lock, a five lever lock or simply a stiff bolt lol

Hope you find your companion for the evening.

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
If I knew it was going to be the last time I would want to spend the entire night with my partner, making love slowly at first, then fast and furious, then slowly again till the sun rises and quietly fall asleep in each other's arms. Yup. That would do me just fine.

Everyone, say Ahhhhhhhh. I'm going away to cry quietly in a corner, sentimental old me :cry:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by tonmar01
Yeah but that's my point Pheonix, if you KNEW it would be the last time........etc etc....

Now if I knew it would be the last time, you'd never want it to end.... then it would never be the last time. wink

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
I suppose that a session of lovemaking with a person you truly love and know very well would be the best.

Problem is you do not always know at the time if it is going to be the last time. When you look back at that last time with the person you love, you wish you had done more to remember.

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