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Phoenix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Quote by wolvie_dude
I think it comes from my kickboxing days

remind me to NEVER annoy bluexxx if we ever meet :boxing: lol
My sentiments exactly. Memo to self, steer clear of Cuipds and Chorley when Bluexxx is in a bad mood wink
Quote by Wishmaster
(a bit like speed dating)

So it takes 4 minutes then lol
Hijack off...
I agree there has to be some physical or personal attraction.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i doubt i will be going back to utopia only went once on a couples night and that was enough for me to know i wont be going back no more lol

I assume it was not a good experience for you then.
Just checking it out as it will be close to me when I move shortly.
Quote by Andy100
, i know its not as simple as that , but try to make people laugh

No it is not as simple as that and trying to smile yourself is difficult, never mind trying to smile at others.
However, trying to get positive thoughts for the future is a little easier to generate.
Well, although it does not seem to fit in to the swingers lifestyle, I suppose having working girls there does cover the single male punter and will keep the money coming in.
I would agree with partyman that I would prefer to think it was on a friendly basis and not just commercial.
naughtynymphos1, when/if I get to go, maybe... wink
Quote by partyman
It has "working girls" employed by the club on all but couples-only nights, to keep the single guys "happy".

Anyone else confirm this confused: Could account for the strange prices for single guys.
Quote by bluexxx
However, if a particular individual is a good shag I will say thanks, or shake their hand, or whatever is most fitting at the time.
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Shake their hand confused: now that is realy being polite lol considering what has just gone on :grin:
Quote by debz4u
Right all you swinging fun people out there. Any answers please
And not sure if its been done before but it is linked to swinging so ill ask .
A swinging newbie friend of mine (female) has met a guy off the ad section. all goes well meets up does the buisness in a club great night had a laugh /ect
but now after that night hes not answerd her texts emails pms and has completly ignored her
It has happend to me but ages ago and i wiser now but i still dident understand at the time.
.I meen are ads say everything about us so not trying to lie about ourselfs.
what you see is what you get .my friend said he had no ad number.
we tryed to come up with reasons why its happend i thought swinging was honest and i carnt see the point in lieing if she wasent for him thats fine . but why ignor

I'd like a first meet :cry:
I also see the need to be civil and polite and not be ignorant. smile After all, treat people as you would like to be treated.
maybe he was simply a "notch" collector.
Quote by dambuster
phfahp ! !

Now I am going to show my ignorance, what does phfahp stand for dunno apart from sounding like someone farting, or maybe a fist going in and out wink
Quote by sleazy
Where do i sign up for the 'Lets See who can get the most quotes in one post' competition ? ?

Already tried it, look here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/52679/20.html
The watch I wear a cast off from my son, with BIG numerals so I don't have to put any glasses on to read off the time. redface
Quote by debz4u
Just people turning up impreses me .
rotflmao

Would agree, if your ad was still up..... rolleyes
:scared:
I used to plan days ahead (due to a travelling job). Only problem is that the inevitable headache normally got in the way. sad
Now I'm single, I still plan, but it's only daydreaming wink
Quote by Risenphoenix
How dare you hijack my name..... lol
I'm not a real newb, just had to change my name.
Neat first post by the way and welcome. wave

blink oops sorry Phoenix hijack unintended.....still just think about it.....your from North Midlands, I'm from East midlands...we only need to get two more Phoenix's ...one from west and one from south and we will have the midlands stitched up......this week the midlands.....who knows perhaps the world next
Risenphoenix wave
Well, a couple of "birds" in my area would do me fine, never mind south and east.... Mind you, at my age (top end of yours), you no longer call them "birds" but "Coronary promoters". wink
Change your ISP.
Seriously, you most probably have a very high latency on your connection, which means you get a time out on the site you are trying to access.
The SH Photo ads site can also become busy and coupled with your high latency, will result in a "page not found error".
Clearing your cache (temporary internet files) and doing a DNS refresh (command prompt - then type ipconfig /flushdns - enter ) can help. Note, restarting the PC will also do a DNS refresh.
I only feel old when it comes to mowing the lawn... Oh my lumbago, oh my poor eyesight (miss bits of the lawn out)
lol
Missed it.... a day late.
Belated happy birthday.
Have they changed the name to Morrisons yet ??
B.E
How dare you hijack my name..... lol
I'm not a real newb, just had to change my name.
Neat first post by the way and welcome. wave
In my youth, fisting was always something I fancied trying on a woman, until I eventually did.
I now find the satisfaction does not come from my own desires, but the satisfaction and enjoyment the woman gets.
Unfortunately, I get to practice very little nowadays. :cry:
A quick trip to the crooked spire maybe.
I have been severly depressed to such an extent that I found myself standing at the side of a dual carriageway ready to chuck myself under the next articulated wagon that came along. The only thing that stopped me was the thought that I may take an innocent persons life in the process, or at least ruin someones.
It took a lot of strength to go and see my GP to admit I had a problem. The antidepressants he prescribed did nothing more than make it impossible for me to drive safely, affecting my job and making me more depressed. My job was the only thing I could try and concentrate on to overcome the marriage breakup. Councelling was costing a fortune and did not help.
I have not continued to take medication or councelling and have managed to hold my depression at bay, most of the time, by telling myself that there is life ahead and the future can be bright and there may be another "Mrs right" out there somewhere.
Nice words from people on here help a great deal and the "real" people on here are worth more than they know.
So, mind over mind can work, some of the time..... but not all of the time and .... you still need some help.
I don't know whats going on and have never met you, WBB, but it sounds as if you need a little comfort putting your way.
Although I am going through a bad time in my life, I will give you what little comfort I can.
Best wishes, look forward and believe there is a good life ahead. This is what I do to keep going.
kiss :therethere:
Quote by PoloLady
I know it has been said before – I just can’t hold it in anymore!
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You need to do pelvic floor excercises wink
Quote by the_tongue
People who send photos of themselves with there family really put me off, okay usually it's because their family is really ugly but anyway...

not as ugly as the person replying! lol lol lol lol lol
You never complained about the family group pick i sent you when we 1st met lol
could not tell you lot appart.. thats inbreeding for you! :twisted:
rolleyes you are a cheeky northern bugger,who can walk from now on. rolleyes
yeah.. behind your hearse!
Is this a new trend, how small can you get the first part of the thread confused: wink
Well you did say you wanted a new career
......no... that was a new BOYFRIEND! rolleyes
anyway... get out of my thread!
in a coffin ???? with you walking in front ?
Is this a new trend, see how small you can get the first part of the post confused: wink
Looks pretty anyway, a bit like that visual puzzle..... lol
Wet shaving ain't fun without a mirror, the red stuff isn't lipstick :cry:
I should be living close by then, put me down as a poss please.
Helen, check the cryptic sig to remind you who I am
Quote by dambuster
What that says or tells you about me - I dunno

You have a fetish about rings dunno
Used to have a minature pen knife, until a plane flight abroad, when airport security took it off and dumped it. :cry:
Got out of UK Ok, Franfurt airport found it. Silly me, I should have realised before I took and trip by air. redface
Quote by equi-princess
You need to either open a channel of communication between yourselves or use a mediator serice... i.e. Relate... it can help just to talk any problems through..... divorce is a mega-final step and not to be taken lightly....

Relate can work out pretty expensive, £40 per hour "donation". Of course, if it saves the marriage it is worth it.