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Quote by noladreams30
i cant swim....shhh
Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
i gave up after 7 lessons in ledbury swimming pool,the trainer had trouble fitting the bands on my bicep ha ha ha,but starting again in 8weeks!
Good luck Phuckers. Hope the lessons go well.
ah thank you Nola!
Quote by Peanut
i cant swim....shhh
Genuine trivia:
Apparently that's very common amongst black people (especially males). I seem to recall that it was due to increased bone density or something like that.
i gave up after 7 lessons in ledbury swimming pool,the trainer had trouble fitting the bands on my bicep ha ha ha,but starting again in 8weeks!
Quote by anais
.but what still amaze me on this site is the members who are banned,i dont think its right that their pictures are still displayed on their profiles
They can log in and delete them...
you can use your new position to table that to admin...
...um - busted!??
Yep, your correct Phucker's...just tested it out :smile: Members can ask for them to be removed tho.
If its that important to ya, why don't you table it to Admin
i didnt realise am banned already
Quote by red_dragon2006
if you did this, would you not then become an escort...and not a swinger?
Not at all, Red. I'm am simply spearheading a Rapid Response Unit able to make intense multiple tactical insertions with substantial payloads. Weapons of Ass-destruction, if you will.
are we still talking about sex, Mike??
can i bring my own brand of spear? Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adolph - uses very clever humour which nobody else laughs at.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Ahsan - seems to have a lot of money, doesn't like spending it.
Aidan - Quiet, shy, and yet the girls love him.
Aiden - Quiet, shy and yet the boys love him.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andres - women adore him, a shame he prefers goats.
Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up .
Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon.
Angelo - Womaniser as a hobby, will eventually settle down with a boyfriend.
Anton - Enjoys life, maybe enjoys food a little too much?
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Archie - fun loving guy, but not too bright.
Arnold - puts on a brave face, but never gets the breaks.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - Secretly shy, yet a very good actor.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Bailey - puts up too many walls and never lets anyone inside.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bernard - enjoys gardening, real ale, and facial hair.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ... he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his fingers.
Bobby - very blokey, can only talk about cars and imaginary girlfriends.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Bradley - snobbish yet has no idea what personal hygiene is.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brendon - doesn't do anything, complete waste of space.
Brent - class 'A' knob, and yet still manages to get the girls.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Byard - Delusional neurotic, but amusing during his more sane periods.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Casey - quiet, spends a lot of time wearing his sisters clothes.
Chad - Good looking jock - only found in American movies, no real person has this name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christen - so straight he won't even hold his own d--- in the bathroom.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Christopher - bit of a Mommy's boy and always will be.
Chuck - Heavy on testosterone, light on brains.
Clarence - Too shy to come out of the closet.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problems with 'jail-bait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - train spotter ... dull as ditch water
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Connor - thick as 2 short planks, but can be amusing to watch.
Conor - arrogant, just assumes that the world owes him a living.
Cory - funny but ugly, probably end up running a fashion magazine.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Cyrus - Big and loud, often forgets to bathe.
Dale - effeminate and yet strangely attractive to the ladies.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky women's underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darrell - bit of an outsider, but knows a lot of secrets.
Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favorite word Ug
Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
David - kinda quiet and shy, but alright when you get to know him.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his d--- .
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or hates them.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - d--- head, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-assed loser who never shuts up.
Duffy - has his brains in his trousers, everything he does is aimed at getting himself sex.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Earl - parents dressed him in cowboy gear, now he just wants to ride.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Eddy - old fashioned and probably too polite to get too much sex.
Edgar - serious 'suck-up' to the boss, brown-noser.
Edward - would rather bath naked with his team mates than with a girl.
Elis - would rather make model airplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - has many anecdotes about the past.
Erwin - bit of a gossip, all the girls like him but only as a friend.
Ethan - used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in.
Eugine - the guy everyone tries to avoid in the bar.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Fernando - what he loses in size he makes up for in enthusiasm and stamina.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs d--- s & swallows the lot.
Frederick / Fred / Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Garon - Big, gentle, and not very bright.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Gene - cheerful soul, likes to dance.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
Geoffrey - a tad anal, but dresses well and looks okay.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Gilleathain - Scottish zombie back from the dead to continue scaring sheep.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. Good teacher. Crap in bed.
Glyn - not really into boys or girls, but fond of sheep.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything that moves.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Gregor - Head of his own secret society for worlld domination.
Guy - Fun to be with but only just manages to stay the right side of psychotic.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. In his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much, hasn't got the voice for it.
Hugh - pretends he's posh, he isn't.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumcised, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jacob - serious and studious and boring.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Which is a problem because he has bad breath.
Jaz - Loud and annoying but seems to do well with the ladies.
Jed - Good looking, fun, and not very bright (but thinks he is)
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot to the ladies, one of the lads.
Jeremiah - very clever, very dull.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - arse.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathan - think he's good - he's shit. Looks in the mirror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jorge - talks slowly, dresses down, and yet nice.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Kasey - has a knack of getting girls far better than anyone would expect.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Keiran - Good looking, clever and popular ... surely he must be gay?
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his d--- !
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Lance - appears to be heterosexual, but no-ones really sure.
Larry - cute, but a wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lawrence - one of the lads, but very opinionated.
Lee - much too pretty to be a bloke, that's why he stuffs socks down the front of his trousers.
Leo - Thinks he's a real man's man, but cries at any slightly sad film scene.
Les - Jovial in a loud way, dressed in a loud way.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Louis - strange bloke but the ladies find him intriguing.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - pretty boy, more attractive to blokes than women.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Lyndon - good dresser and knows it, very vain.
Madison - so far up his own arse there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man with a tendancy to lose his trousers, but only in male company.
Marc - Quiet and troubled, stands in the corner at parties.
Mario - loves his food and is expanding rapidly.
Marion - tough guy, has to be with a name like that.
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him.
Marko - Smart guy, very quick, particularly in bed.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an android!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. Would make a good lawyer.
Marvin - hilarious, life and soul of the party, shame he smells faintly of urine.
Matthew - serious type, enjoys filing things.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Medan - Not too bright on the surface but with hidden depths.
Menno - built like a horse. Will only do it doggy-style.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and the windows down even though it's cold!
Miriam - screwed up, parents never even gave him a chance.
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in the world for you, great in bed but only on his own.
Niall - works tirelessly undercover for the government, good at keeping secrets.
Nick - enjoys basic sex but can't get past the missionary position.
Nigel - wannabe librarian, gets an erection if he's in the same room as a woman
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Otis - much prefers food to women.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Philip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to f--- poodles.
Poe - body odour problem that nobody will tell him about.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Regan - strong tough and butch, treats his boyfriends nice though.
Rehan - Spends a lot of time hanging around outside schools.
Rene - Thinks he's a bit of a playboy, in reality more of a plough-boy.
Reynaud - enjoys big gestures and likes to be talked about.
Rhys - Overbearing, arrogant control freak.
Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penis in years, very fat.
Ricky - Tending to fat and smelly, not exactly popular.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robert - Serious type, or put another way he's as dull as ditch water
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Rocco - South American drug-lord, likes goats.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Ron - Big tough bloke with a soft spot for babies and kittens.
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Ross - A geek role-model, happiest watching steam trains or chatting about them on line.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. Likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Sebastian - enjoys dressing up, well groomed, but a bit old-fashioned
Sergio - all round genuine nice bloke.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of shit.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Shawn - small and tidy, often overlooked.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stephen - Mommy's boy.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Ted - In denial, but quite obviously gay to everyone that meets him.
Terry - small and wiry with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Todd - impeccably dressed, wears a suit to bed.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Tristen - likes to get his own way, prone to tantrums and sulks.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay mustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shriveled.
Usman - Trustworthy and dependable and seriously boring.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Venedikt - cool good looking type with a tendency to wear shades indoors.
Victor - megalomaniac with cross-dressing tendencies.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Warwick - reliable, strong and caring (and a bit boring).
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy, tends to be a bit of a tramp.
Wayde - likes to be in charge, but couln't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
Wayne - wayne-ker!
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Yass - a celebrity on his own planet but quite the opposite here.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
Zane - thinks he's so very cool, but then he always gets everything wrong.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adolph - uses very clever humour which nobody else laughs at.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Ahsan - seems to have a lot of money, doesn't like spending it.
Aidan - Quiet, shy, and yet the girls love him.
Aiden - Quiet, shy and yet the boys love him.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andres - women adore him, a shame he prefers goats.
Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up .
Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon.
Angelo - Womaniser as a hobby, will eventually settle down with a boyfriend.
Anton - Enjoys life, maybe enjoys food a little too much?
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Archie - fun loving guy, but not too bright.
Arnold - puts on a brave face, but never gets the breaks.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - Secretly shy, yet a very good actor.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Bailey - puts up too many walls and never lets anyone inside.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bernard - enjoys gardening, real ale, and facial hair.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ... he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his fingers.
Bobby - very blokey, can only talk about cars and imaginary girlfriends.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Bradley - snobbish yet has no idea what personal hygiene is.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brendon - doesn't do anything, complete waste of space.
Brent - class 'A' knob, and yet still manages to get the girls.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Byard - Delusional neurotic, but amusing during his more sane periods.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Casey - quiet, spends a lot of time wearing his sisters clothes.
Chad - Good looking jock - only found in American movies, no real person has this name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christen - so straight he won't even hold his own d--- in the bathroom.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Christopher - bit of a Mommy's boy and always will be.
Chuck - Heavy on testosterone, light on brains.
Clarence - Too shy to come out of the closet.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problems with 'jail-bait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - train spotter ... dull as ditch water
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Connor - thick as 2 short planks, but can be amusing to watch.
Conor - arrogant, just assumes that the world owes him a living.
Cory - funny but ugly, probably end up running a fashion magazine.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Cyrus - Big and loud, often forgets to bathe.
Dale - effeminate and yet strangely attractive to the ladies.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky women's underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darrell - bit of an outsider, but knows a lot of secrets.
Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favorite word Ug
Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
David - kinda quiet and shy, but alright when you get to know him.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his d--- .
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or hates them.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - d--- head, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-assed loser who never shuts up.
Duffy - has his brains in his trousers, everything he does is aimed at getting himself sex.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Earl - parents dressed him in cowboy gear, now he just wants to ride.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Eddy - old fashioned and probably too polite to get too much sex.
Edgar - serious 'suck-up' to the boss, brown-noser.
Edward - would rather bath naked with his team mates than with a girl.
Elis - would rather make model airplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - has many anecdotes about the past.
Erwin - bit of a gossip, all the girls like him but only as a friend.
Ethan - used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in.
Eugine - the guy everyone tries to avoid in the bar.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Fernando - what he loses in size he makes up for in enthusiasm and stamina.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs d--- s & swallows the lot.
Frederick / Fred / Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Garon - Big, gentle, and not very bright.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Gene - cheerful soul, likes to dance.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
Geoffrey - a tad anal, but dresses well and looks okay.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Gilleathain - Scottish zombie back from the dead to continue scaring sheep.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. Good teacher. Crap in bed.
Glyn - not really into boys or girls, but fond of sheep.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything that moves.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Gregor - Head of his own secret society for worlld domination.
Guy - Fun to be with but only just manages to stay the right side of psychotic.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. In his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much, hasn't got the voice for it.
Hugh - pretends he's posh, he isn't.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumcised, but they threw away the wrong bit.
Jacob - serious and studious and boring.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Which is a problem because he has bad breath.
Jaz - Loud and annoying but seems to do well with the ladies.
Jed - Good looking, fun, and not very bright (but thinks he is)
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot to the ladies, one of the lads.
Jeremiah - very clever, very dull.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - arse.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathan - think he's good - he's shit. Looks in the mirror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jorge - talks slowly, dresses down, and yet nice.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Kasey - has a knack of getting girls far better than anyone would expect.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Keiran - Good looking, clever and popular ... surely he must be gay?
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his d--- !
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Lance - appears to be heterosexual, but no-ones really sure.
Larry - cute, but a wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lawrence - one of the lads, but very opinionated.
Lee - much too pretty to be a bloke, that's why he stuffs socks down the front of his trousers.
Leo - Thinks he's a real man's man, but cries at any slightly sad film scene.
Les - Jovial in a loud way, dressed in a loud way.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Louis - strange bloke but the ladies find him intriguing.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - pretty boy, more attractive to blokes than women.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Lyndon - good dresser and knows it, very vain.
Madison - so far up his own arse there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man with a tendancy to lose his trousers, but only in male company.
Marc - Quiet and troubled, stands in the corner at parties.
Mario - loves his food and is expanding rapidly.
Marion - tough guy, has to be with a name like that.
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him.
Marko - Smart guy, very quick, particularly in bed.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an android!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. Would make a good lawyer.
Marvin - hilarious, life and soul of the party, shame he smells faintly of urine.
Matthew - serious type, enjoys filing things.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Medan - Not too bright on the surface but with hidden depths.
Menno - built like a horse. Will only do it doggy-style.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and the windows down even though it's cold!
Miriam - screwed up, parents never even gave him a chance.
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in the world for you, great in bed but only on his own.
Niall - works tirelessly undercover for the government, good at keeping secrets.
Nick - enjoys basic sex but can't get past the missionary position.
Nigel - wannabe librarian, gets an erection if he's in the same room as a woman
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Otis - much prefers food to women.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Philip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to f--- poodles.
Poe - body odour problem that nobody will tell him about.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Regan - strong tough and butch, treats his boyfriends nice though.
Rehan - Spends a lot of time hanging around outside schools.
Rene - Thinks he's a bit of a playboy, in reality more of a plough-boy.
Reynaud - enjoys big gestures and likes to be talked about.
Rhys - Overbearing, arrogant control freak.
Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penis in years, very fat.
Ricky - Tending to fat and smelly, not exactly popular.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Robert - Serious type, or put another way he's as dull as ditch water
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Rocco - South American drug-lord, likes goats.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Ron - Big tough bloke with a soft spot for babies and kittens.
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Ross - A geek role-model, happiest watching steam trains or chatting about them on line.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. Likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
Sebastian - enjoys dressing up, well groomed, but a bit old-fashioned
Sergio - all round genuine nice bloke.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of shit.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Shawn - small and tidy, often overlooked.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stephen - Mommy's boy.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Ted - In denial, but quite obviously gay to everyone that meets him.
Terry - small and wiry with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Todd - impeccably dressed, wears a suit to bed.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Tristen - likes to get his own way, prone to tantrums and sulks.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay mustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shriveled.
Usman - Trustworthy and dependable and seriously boring.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Venedikt - cool good looking type with a tendency to wear shades indoors.
Victor - megalomaniac with cross-dressing tendencies.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Warwick - reliable, strong and caring (and a bit boring).
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy, tends to be a bit of a tramp.
Wayde - likes to be in charge, but couln't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
Wayne - wayne-ker!
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Yass - a celebrity on his own planet but quite the opposite here.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
Zane - thinks he's so very cool, but then he always gets everything wrong.
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have never heard of load of twiddle today,the knuckle head government announced measures to tests doctors competence anually,a move where patients accounts of their GP will determine their future...i ask is this move really to weed out incompetent doctors or there a secret agenda behind it...
Can I ask why you think why you think it's a load of 'twiddle'?
Surely making sure a Doctor is peforming as they should be is the same as you or I having a Supervision session with ourLine Managers?People's health are paramount and I totally agree with the new proposal.
the only reason i think this is a gimmick is words in bold,letting doctors future to be determined but mere patients who might have there own agenda is wrong..doctors have always been assesed by governing bodies
i totally agree. I work in General Practice and KNOW that the general public are fickle creatures. As was said earlier a patient with a grievance eg being refused a sick note when they are fit for work or refused a prescription the GP deemes un necessary are all to ready to complain. This does not mean the GP is bad. Therefore is the patient the right person to judge a doctors compitence. I suggest not. A GP's compitence should be judged but only by an independant body that knows and understands the role and ethics of a doctor and the psycology of health care and how patients are equally able to manipulate the system as a fraudulent GP.
Annually the government decide a proportion of patients per GP practice to be given a patient questionaire in to assess the GP patient friendlyness and satisfaction and this is assessed already by the PCT. The GP has to improve upon this in the next year and so the general public does have a say.
In GP surgeries we are also obliged to display a poster telling patients how to complain. This is a negative way to deal with things and many of us have also added tothe poster if you wish to complement the practice please do so.
Some of us work extreemlly hard for a society that are ready to crucify the service when they dont get there own way.
This all said tere will be, as in all walks of life, professionals that act unprofessionally and i agree if proven to be incompetent then they should re train or move away to another field.
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excalty what am talking about,if you have to challenge then raise some facts not trying to outshine everyone opinions with absolute nothingness
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am just suprised this form of appraisals has not been practiced with doctors but this new move will affect their heavy workload,remember doctors are contracted to 60hours a week
Hmmm, 'fact' is, Poshkate has said that's not true in her experience. Who did you get your 'fact' from?
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a doctor spend nearly quarter of their lifes training for the proffession
So, going on your 'fact', doctors will die at around 28? I think this has already been commented on, so I won't labour the point.
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now in revenge they introduce tougher measures to try weed them off the country....
And that is opinion, not fact. There are no facts to be found that support this opinion.
Phuckers, if you're going to moan at someone for not quoting facts, make sure that you quote some that are correct. Peanut was debating points - I'm sure if you were to check out his facts about his GP surgery, you might find them to be true.
You're doing the same as usual - being rude to someone who has presented an alternative angle to the debate from you. If you don't want people to do that, don't post contentious threads that people have strong feelings about that may not match your own. If you want to post contentious topics, be prepared for the fact that someone will disagree with you. Peanut's contributions so far, won't result in this thread being locked.
i think you are mistaking me with someone who gives a shit about your bullish overtone,you are forgetting am the OP of this thread so by quoating my phrases you have omitted alot...ask yourself why people are running away from being teachers and doctors and yet they are career promising proffesions
you are always very quick to make it out that am rude and arrogant,advocating for others to boycott my threads,if you check my early posting you are the first to suffocant them with absurd comments and you've personally been responsible for over 7 of them been locked...now you turn around and say am rude to peanut
God knows what will happen to the likes of me when you become a mod
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excalty what am talking about,if you have to challenge then raise some facts not trying to outshine everyone opinions with absolute nothingness
You ran that through the Google translator didn't you?
Sorry, but I have no idea what you either said or meant.
i might not have the high level of education to match you but going off topic to patronise my grammer just proofs the point of belittling people
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Rising has just demonstrated what i was trying to say since thursday,he has included both facts and figures to support his statement very elequantly,has to why some doctors fly out to other country in search of better work environments
but to see peanut rip his paragraph into shreds just shows yet again his ability to diverting and suffocating any sensibly debate towards being locked,your challenge on Rising points are total factless but just an excuse to use the word fuck
Sorry but you appear to have made two mistakes:
1. A debate is when multiple people pass comments on each other's statements. You seem to think that if someone says something then it shouldn't be countered. Now I realise that your English is lousy but the definition you seem to be confusing debating with is that of soapboxing.
2. I used the word "fucking" not "fuck".
I have no idea why you revere doctors so much, but it's pretty obvious that they are up very high on your pedestal.
excalty what am talking about,if you have to challenge then raise some facts not trying to outshine everyone opinions with absolute nothingness
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Doctors have to undergo annual appraisals each year, there really isnt a need to put Doctor's to the test, anymore than what is already out there to do so. Patients have sufficient choice mechanisms in place to go elsewhere if they are not happy.
Appraisals by other doctors perchance?
GP Practices are surveyed by both the DOH and local PCT's on a number of things relative to Primary Care, in some cases, the patients responses are fundamental to funding that practices receive (Choose and Book and the Choice Agenda) is an example of that.
Since 1997, the Labour Government have challenged General Practice quite vigorously, and it should be realised that at the heart of this government's policy, lies the will and desire to force GP's out of Independant Contractor status, that's really the bottom line.
I am no lover of this government as to me New Labour is a euphemism for Tory Lite, but by the same token what I am a supporter of is doctors being accountable to their patients, which doesn't currently happen in any meaningful way.
Hence we now see the onset of polyclinics, which will actually threaten GP Practice as it stands now, Im angry that having implemented many, many changes over the last decade, this government still feels the need to undermine one of the best things about the Health Service in the UK today. Im not saying we are perfect, but we are for the most part extremely good at what we do, and have first hand knowledge of our patients, more so than the locum Doctor who you will be able to see at at night.
That would be the same locum that covers nights and weekends for most GP practices would it?
The chance of me getting one of the GPs from my practice out of hours is nil, so please don't wax lyrical about these locums. They are already being foisted on us by GPs who have decided they only want 9-5 work.
Last time I visited my GP with more than one problem I got a load of bullshit from him about how the waiting room is full and I should make a second appointment to cover my second malady, i.e. the concern isn't for the patient, it's for the throughput. Incidentally, the waiting room had one more person in it.
It's examples like this that are common place are a great reason for more accountability by the patients the doctor sees.
A recent development has seen us extend our consultation hours, this has been forced upon us (financial incentives were available, but they are not funds that we could re invest) this was based on the sort of survey's that the initial post states, in that survey only 7% of our Practice response said that they were unhappy with our current opening times.
In my experience of several GP practices in inner city Manchester is that the exact opposite is true. The actual hours available for attending surgery are decreasing. Half-day closing on a Wednesday, shut all weekend and shutters down at 6pm.
What I suspect will happen is that the direction of General Practice will continue to be threatened under this Government, in my area we are about to open a Polyclinic, that is right in the middle of about 5 practices, soundly run, with good profiles, and good reputations, I genuinely do not understand that.
Yes the Government is fucking up things, but probably on an equal par to how the GPs are fucking things up too. Higher wages for less hours is the impression I've got.
Polyclinics are no good if the support services are not there to support them. What really needs to happen is a full look at the secondary care sector, the costs of your hospital admissions, the costs of your operations, the costs of going to A/E, because if you ask this Government, the only problems are in Primary Care.
Every aspect of the NHS is fucked ever since some bright spark somewhere said, "I know, let's treat it like a business and bring the accountants in". The NHS effectively died the minute that cost was deemed more important than the patient (in spite of the above I don't blame the GPs for that
).Rising has just demonstrated what i was trying to say since thursday,he has included both facts and figures to support his statement very elequantly,has to why some doctors fly out to other country in search of better work environments
but to see peanut rip his paragraph into shreds just shows yet again his ability to diverting and suffocating any sensibly debate towards being locked,your challenge on Rising points are total factless but just an excuse to use the word fuck
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Plenty of "you-tube" style porn sites out there at the min, Saying that most porn does nothing for me i prefer reading material where i can build a scene in my head picturing the story but mostly in a way you find horny or can relate to. Not the way the porno wants you to view it
i love porn.
research found out a larger percentage of male get turned on by what they see but female is by what they hear..so there
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Whilst I think they deserve what they get I also feel that they should be more accountable to the people they represent...the patient. So I see nothing wrong in these proposals.
Kent, you need to lie down - you just agreed with Jaymar and me!
aaw bless him, he's quite cute really! :lol:
Not a bad shag either...so I have been told.
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who said this is a hooking joint
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To Phuckers.....
I would LOVE to take you out for a test drive sometime
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hey me?...is that you FB stalking me again
,well whoever the prettiness she is,you can test drive me any day have just had new bearings fit on my shaftNola has their been a match yet...yes or no answer please!
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"Patients will be asked for details on how their doctor communicates, including how well he or she explains and listens.
The degree to which patients are involved in decisions about their treatment and whether they are treated with dignity and respect will also be taken into account."
doctors have always been assesed to ensure they've not employed some butcher to work in our wards,but the govt. lost a case in the beginning of the year to immigration tribunal against deporting new doctors from outside european union after spending years poaching them from asian and poor sub saharan in revenge they introduce tougher measures to try weed them off the country....
Its been a long time since I read something that was such utter tripe (IMHO) ....
The new measures are there to ensure Doctors are performing to standards.......Nothing more.......And if they are found to be below par in certain areas I dare say they will become elligable for training in those areas....
Where this revenge theory comes from is anyones guess
call it what you wish but a doctor from india being suspended because he/she cant understand brummie,liverpool,geordie accent has nothing to do with competent doctor!
Given that a doctor's first skill should be communication then yes it does seem to me to be a measure of competency. You can hardly cure someone if you can't understand what the fuck is wrong with them.
It's just like Indian call centres, only in reverse!
thats just silly what qualification do you need to be a call centre worker as compared to years of training for a doctor
