Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Rainbows
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58

Forum

Example from last nght:
MikeC - lost. Late.
Rainbows: - pull over - ask directions. There in a flash rolleyes
Men need to learn to ask directions!
aRSexx :color:
Quote by Sarah1448
Rainbows get real this is a flirting lesson, not a trip to the opticians!

OK miss cool confused
Quote by tallnhairy
Surely this shows that male / female we all underneath human and can in the right circumstances connect with someone else and want to share ourselves with them. The physical shape or sex of them wont matter unless we make it matter?
Then again that spark needs to be 2 way and some people only seem to get it with a type of person, but there can always be the bolt from the blue, be you gay or streight that may send you bi for a while. You cant force it, you can't predict it, just go where your concience takes you, what else can we do...

:thumbup: TNH - my thoughts exactly! And maybe one day the world will accept that!
Quote by Sarah1448
attention class please.
Lesson 1. Eyes contact, look deep into the eyes and what do you see??

Umm, ummm - contact lenses? dunno
Quote by willxx69
We bought a Sterilising Kit today. Just to be clear, this is for sterilising baby's bottles NOT people.

Whew!!! I was getting a bit worried about our Kit then :shock:
Will - may I just say that Sappho looks very good for it all biggrin
aRSexx :color:
Woo hoo!!!! Stair climbing daleks and all!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :scared:
Quote by Chardonnay
Rainbows your a naughty girl evil

Who - ME? :angel:
And - I already started a mini munch thank you thread smackbottom
You KNOW that's my after munch job! :evil:
Quote by Jiggle
ladies i hope you are all still awake

Jiggle I worry - do you always have to ask that? :shock:
Aww geez - I know it hasn't got anything to do with the thread title, but I wanted to get into the chat room to ask if size is important, and I couldn't. And I didn't want to start a new thread - so I'll ask it here. Hope you don't mind...but is size important? confused
Quote by ockysweeties
...you frighten me :shock:

Be afraid... be VERY afraid Mwah ha ha :twisted: :twisted:
aRSexx :color:
Quote by the_Laird
I do believe Fee has now put him down for the night confused

Can I change my name to Jiggle then? :twisted:
Quote by peenut
I found "rainbow" deeply disturbed me !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I haven't even met you!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I prefer Fee's answer :twisted: :smile2: wink
aRSexx :color:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG - WHAT have you lot been on tonight???!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
Just wanted to say thanks to genhertscpl for a lovely, laid back evening. Good to catch up with those I know and meet some new faces.
Very laid back atmosphere biggrin
Thanks kiss
Oh and Sarah - how long does that drive take? cool
Okay - I am running late so this is going to be quick.
Decided to take the search button for its weekly exercise routine today before shooting out, as I really have been slacking this week.
Today we decided to run around the shaving ground.
So here - for your amusment and amazement we have all those threads we could find with the word "shave" in the title cool
Now you need to tell me which playground we go to tomorrow biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40330.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39475.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/37511.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33008.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/28385.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25965.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13973.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24315.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24051.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/23604.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/21575.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20609.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19960.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/17109.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16029.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12485.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10440.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6392.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6076.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/3225.html
Quote by Sarah1448
Rainbows,
You are good with the old search button, so off you go and do me some links please lol :P
Then we can use them tonight

Sorry - on your own with this one! This mini muncher is off to have a bath now. My eve will be starting earlier than yours - with drinks down me local with me mates before heading South. So if I am late for Mini munch do not panic. I shall be there biggrin
Looking forward to seeing you reprobates later kiss
aRSexx :color:
Quote by Sarah1448
Ok as Rainbows and I like to share :P
We are offering flirting lessons, you need to tell us what they are worth and why you need them. rolleyes :twisted: :twisted:
:

Only one problem I see with this Sarah is - I haven't got a dicie bird clue how to flirt!!!! redface
So I'm gonna stand right here at the front of the queue!!! cool
aRSexx :color:
Having just read ocky's "underwater" post - I think I now qualify to enter this thread.
Think it has something to do withthe av as well :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Can I join the lessons too please?
I'm willing to learn the art of flirting wink
Fee
XX

Like you need them!!!! :shock:
Ooo h- nice new av Fee :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
aRSexx :color:
Quote by KitKat
Dare you! :twisted:

Let the games commence :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
Don't tempt him Sarah
Worried about the competition aRSe? :twisted:

I am deeply hurt and agrieved by that comment :cry: :cry: . Go pick on someone else! mad
Sarah is my friend and I always share with my friends :twisted:
Fancy a piece of Chicken leg sarah?
lol :lol:
Oooh - can just picture you now - feather duster and pinny :twisted: cool
Quote by Sarah1448
Kitkat
I come on here looking for the opportunity to be flirty, sexy and outrageous.

yes please :P lol
Don't tempt him Sarah rolleyes
wink
Rainbows, what about both of us tempting him tonight?? :P
Ohh lets, lets lets :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Sarah1448
Kitkat
I come on here looking for the opportunity to be flirty, sexy and outrageous.

yes please :P lol
Don't tempt him Sarah rolleyes
wink
Quote by alspals
People involved in this alt lifestyle tend to be more liberated, open minded and hopefully more understanding than your average person and probably deserve at least a fair hearing of what ever they want to get off their chest at a particular time. It's a shame that people are now shallow breathing, worrying about what they're going to post and the negative reaction it might receive.

Totally agree with you. I am not advcating locking all non swinging related topics. Hmm - seem to remember we did this last year. And the result was silly. Everyone was too scared to post anything non swinger related - but only for a short time and then everything got back to normal again.
I remember being really upset becuase one of my threads was reffered to as being "pointless". Then I remembered that this is an internet forum FFS - and wasn't worth getting upset about.
I guess the key word is "balance" IMHO. I would hate to see the cafe become a swinging related place only - with no non swinging topics allowed, but there has to be some sort of balance and moderation.
I don't have an answer. Just opinions.
aRSexx :color:
Quote by KitKat
So just as with a man, it is important to find someone who turns you on emotionally as well as physically. If you can get over the hump of gender, it is just about having sex with someone you connect with, be they male of female. If you have not met women in the past who have made you feel sexy, it is unlikely you will enjoy sex with a woman just because it is different.

Spot on Kat! :thumbup:
Kit-Off - I have had MFF and FFF. I haven't had MMF, or MMM (that one would be VERY difficult for me :shock: ). And all I can say to you is what Kat has said above. It's more about the people involved than anything else. If there is that chemistry, then it is going to be good!!! If the chemistry isn't there and you are just trying it to see which is "better" - forget it. Won't work.
And Kat - you said you thought that a woman would automatically know what to do with another woman. Nope! Every woman is different in what she enjoys. For me - half the fun is "experimenting" to find those things :twisted: . NOTHING worse than a rehearsed "sequence" of events. Yuck!
aRSe :color:
Quote by Jags
Currently we are all struggling with determined attempts by various pay-for-sex sites to swamp the photo ads systems, men who are posting to set their wives, men who are posting pics of their ex-girlfriends wanting revenge, people pretending to be women but really just other websites/men and or professional sex workers. And then we come on to read threads like 'front door or back door'. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Good point Jags.
Come on guys - give the mods a break (oh except for Chicken Legs - he's rusty and needs some polishing up :twisted: ).
These people work hard voluntarily, to keep this site the successful site it is. When you have been here long enough you will be able to almost instantly realise why a thread has been locked yourself. And sometimes you may even wish you had the magic buttons to lock some yourselves!
Arguing relentlessly about whether threads should be locked or not is pointless. Let the mods get on a regulate the site in the way that MARK wants them to.
Rainbows realises that she sounds too much like an "oldie" now - and quickly retreats