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I have been knocked of my bikes, more times than I care to recall.
The thought of more road rash if I were to come off, is not something I want to think of.
The pain is just too much.
A bike ride is fine but naked, then forget it.
Well I believe it was up Norf.
I asked for it be passed our way (sarf).
Although I don't know where it is now.
As it seems to be your ball, you should know where it is.
Check the wires in the old bit that is still on the mchine.
Compare them to what you have on the new bit.
If they are the same then thet's a good start.
Make a note of colors and where they go.
MAKE SURE the ELECTRICITY is OFF.
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Brilliant pololady - useful and funny rotflmao
Worse chatup i ever heard was a bloke licked his finger, wiped it down my top ( mad ) and said oops better get u outta those wet clothes :doh:

Did it work.
Just curious you know wink
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Happy Birthday Parrott
collect your pressie when yo are going down on june.
voddy xxxxxxxxxx

My my what a great pressie.
I am gonig to have to have an early birthday.
lol :lol: :lol:
Steve, I believe the ball is somewhere up your end of the world Norf.
Kick it darn sarf will you, we want to play as well.
Sorry mate...
Bad news I'm afraid.
It looks like your knob end will fall off in about two weeks.
As much as I would like to tell you that it is not going to be painful.
Well i'm not, it will hurt like fukin holy hell and your piss will go all over the place.
On a good point though, the infection will disappear, and your cock will look quite good sans bell end.
I did not vote because, none of the above has any reference to what happened when I was very much younger.
Too true mate.
Anyway who are you calling old confused:
I might be, but you do not have to tell everyone. lol
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Is this anything to do with Dyson's new hoover? :shock: confused wink

Who are you trying to suck up to :?:
Bollox.
I nearly had the ball, but it came past me at a rate of knots.
I just could not hold onto it.
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I have d'oh moments all the time.
Just today I put a pan of slosh (Stew) on the oven in the shed.
An hour later, not even warm.
The other hob was red hot though, D'oh""

Is this a norfen thing.
Cooking you food in the shed :shock:
We darn sarf, use the kitchen to cook.
Where the hell is the camera man/person at times like thgese?
Classic
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Custard OOOH lol
Poured over bananas loverly
NONO Bananas I said :shock:
Get yor minds out of the gutter you lot biggrin
Employment.
It's a dirty word.
It's a dirty job
BUT
Somebody has to do it.
(just whish it waqs'nt me).
I might just pm all three.
Cover all the bases, as I might not be on here this weekend.
Has a decision been made by Jiiggle as to who will be next weeks victim.?
I see that BT are starting 8mg line speed trials in vairious parts of the country.
Ask your ISP if they are involved, perhaps you could be part of the trial.
Or not as the case may be.
First of all.
Your fan club, groupies and general hangers on.
Will want to know your route, so as they can follow and collect the trophys.
Secondly.
No one has to win a competition to get you, all they got to do is ask.
Thirdly.
Will they have to bring a six pack.
Answers on a post card lol
I have had both a vesectomy and a circumcision.
Had the vesactomy many years ago, when the wife had trouble in her pregnancy.
We decided two kids were enough.
The circumcision was done when I was about 43-44, due to medical reasons.
Apart from the doctor not waiting for the anasthetic to take effect, when he he cut into my balls. :shock:
Both operations went well, I have had no bad after effects.