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10 Mar 2005

I guess someone had to :shock:

10 Mar 2005

Sorry to be late with this suggestion.
Firstly...
You have to commit a crime.
Then the police take your photograph.
They then distribute said picture around the country.
It will be posted on police bulitin boards, and police web sites, also police flyers.
Weather it will make it to this site is debateable.
Although it could be worth a try.
HTH
lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Mar 2005

Yeah mate at your age, you should be very worried. lol

lol

10 Mar 2005

A new practice of injecting E by using dentists shreynges, could proove fatal.
So if your are approached by a norfener offering Ebygum.
Then contact the police as soon as possible.

9 Mar 2005

Well you have had the flowers.
So if you think you are getting any more, then think again.

smackbottom

:smackbottom:
BTW
Will this do?

9 Mar 2005

If you are considering changing your ISP then you might want to have a look at BT.
Thier prices and broadband speeds are quite good now.
HTH.

8 Mar 2005

You can pass your driving test at seventeen.
Then you could buy a car that goes extremly fast.
That also cost the earth.
But you must have a green L plate on it.
(I think)
dunno

dunno

8 Mar 2005

L B in a club of his very own, with most locked threads.
lol

lol

:lol:

8 Mar 2005

Blonde Slave
Respect gurl (tm gurl)
Best laugh I have had this week, hope it's not the last.
:thumbup:

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dunno

dunno

:dunno:

wave

:wave:

8 Mar 2005

Reece, photographic genius :thumbup:
Musical incompident.
Don't give up your day job.

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 Mar 2005

I have returned home twice, only to find that my door key is still on the shelf.
So had to go fins her indoors to get her key.
After getting to her I remember that in case of an emergency I have a second key in a different pocket. :doh:

8 Mar 2005

You have to use sharp razors, warm water and shaving cream or foam.
NOT
Yesterdays bread knife.
HTH lol

lol

8 Mar 2005

8 Mar 2005

wave

:wave:
:gagged:

8 Mar 2005

OOOOOH
Would I ever like that much money.
Retire would be a certainty.
Move to spain, buy a big property.
Learn to fly(with or without mechanical help).
So what would I do with the other 13 million.
dunno

dunno

:dunno:
(have an enormous bank acount I guess).

7 Mar 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Oh my god........I doing silly things all the time
Like putting my purse or the phone in the fridge.
Climbing in the bath with my knickers still on
I could carry on for hours :lol: :lol:

Please do.
I'm sure we could all do with a good laugh.
:shock: :lol: :lol:

7 Mar 2005

So I think that burning youself on purpose will not put you off the fags then lol

lol

7 Mar 2005

Thought both steve and youself had given up the fags for new year?

7 Mar 2005

Here
At work been busy but it's gone slow now.
Here till bleeding 6 o'clock or 1800hrs.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Really wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member.(Nods to Groucho)
Lb :love:

Do I detect a hint of jelousy, beause you have not had any thread of yours locked.
flipa

flipa

:flipa:

4 Mar 2005

I sent a pm, but not at 1300hrs.
Is that still ok Vix?

4 Mar 2005

Never mind all it's nearly time for the GFZ to open.
Orderly queue at the door please.

4 Mar 2005

Welcome newbie.
Hope you njoy being here with us in this community.
Have fun, speak your mind and stay a while. :shock:
Please read :small-print: the forum rules
lol

lol

:lol:

wave

:wave:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix

Get Reece's hair back, to keep his head warm.

Back from where? Has it gone on holiday?
Did'nt he say he'd had it cut recently?

4 Mar 2005

In the result of no other suggestions, that will have to do.
Unless a better offer arrives.
Ta Vix

4 Mar 2005

Lep don't you know that the only currency on here is ....
GOLDFISH
No other forms of payment will be excepted.
Sex of any sort being the exception.

4 Mar 2005

Arrrrrgh.
I need a question to ask.
Help.

4 Mar 2005

I saw an advert on telly last night.
FOR
wait for it...
Yorkshire tea ffs????? :shock: :shock:
Where the hell do they grow tea oop norf confused

confused

:

4 Mar 2005

As it's Friday, and this is a new club.
We an all meet in the GFZ this afternoon and I will bet the drinks in.
Njoy lol

lol

4 Mar 2005

Quote by awol
Can I join the club too? As soon as I joined SH my thread was locked!
:cry:
I was very upset!

Another victim.
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