Caught out by the infamouse Freklebird.
OOOOO
Slap my bum.
Hi It's a mad place so stay and njoy it.
WELCOME
Is feked, the see(c) key will not work without bashing it very hard.
Also the space bar needs to be beatten to death to get it to work.
It is quite difficult to write a scentence with out using any of the above keys.
Oh woe is me.
Beans.
BUT
Only Hinze beans will do, on a plate with loads of chips no salt no vinigar.
Best meal of all time(0k so I'm easily pleased).
Secondly chips with curry sauce.
I came upon this by accident, I took time to read the threads.
Then I decided to jump in and join.
I did not join for the sex side of it, but for the fun and pure enjoyment from the variety of topics that are posted daily.
I find that on the whole, the people here are very friendly and extremly helpful.
Due to illness and pressure of work I have not been here much since xmas.
I might not have posted much but have been following the threads.
I hope to continue here for some time to come.
Allan
Jeeese I whish it was me.
Alas
I have been to busy to even think about lunch.
Oh well its the weekend, time for a rest.
Wales by more than ten.
I am bias after all, oh and optemistic.
Nie one dave, a joyus story to brighten up my so far boreing day.
BUT
In a ar with three jabbering women, you should get a medal
Fraid I had to vote for the cheese thing, it is much nicer than philly.
Marmite is ok on toast, with butter.
I honestly would have thought that scanning devices would have been set off by them.
Don't make an ass of your self
Does a peircing with metal rings or chains affect airport security or any other security devices.
Have you ever been compromised due to your peircings.
Applwood smoked cheese, with a nice juicy apple is the best.
One bite of cheese and one bite of apple at the same time, wow.
First day back and what do you know very happy news.
A wedding.
Great.
Hope this day goes well for the both of you.
Have a long and njoyable lifeand marrage.
Allan
My friends surname is Batman.
He gets the usual bollox and piss taken out of him.
All in good fun you know.
Tis indeed sad times.
I know last again but hey ho.
As Davej said what are we going to do without your humour to keep us going in these dull times.
I look forward to reading you mad posts they keep me happy.
I have been away for a while, and no doubt missed quite a lot but this is a big shock.
I feel a kind of void inside of me, perhaps where your humour and fun used to be.
I whish you well for the future.
Please do not forget us.
Allan
A guy I used to know, went to one of these speed dating thingys.
At the end when they do the counting he did not get one point for him.
All the girls he met seemed to dislike him in every way.
Poor sod.
Still thats life hope you fair somewhat better.
Good luck.
Pff, cars hey.
Take them or leave them I say.
Well we get penalised if we use them and also if they do not get used.
Insurance has just risen again.
No doubt tax will do the same come the budget.
The government if they have thier way, will try and stop all vehicles from the roads.
Where is it all going.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say.
So It is only the opinion of singular people about the sex of a car.
Only my opinion FWIW.
On my mac at work I have a desktop that changes every three or four minutes.
It consists of trees, landscapes, aeroplanes, ships, cars, people, simpsons.
On my mac at home I have a constant default desktop of a landscape.
On my other mac is a grey screen desktop.
On my laptop is another grey desktop.
On my PC is a picture of my kids and thier horse (to please the wife).
LOLLIPOPS---ICE CREAM---POP CORN
Sorry no beer.
Sorry about you predicament.
Life is a bitch at times.
At least you have a computer to keep you sane, and three quarters of a bottle of whisky.
Chin up geeze.