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Quote by aalwaps
Yeah im aware of the thing that cock shots dont really get you anywhere,
cheers biggrin

So you thought you'd chance itwith a couple anyway? rolleyes
You don't need to submit a full face pic. A clothed full body shot is preferrable to most people than a cock. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all . . . .
Sorry, not in the mood to be helpful today. Try using the search facility. There is plenty of advice to be found on here . . . but of course searching removes the little plug for your profile doesn't it? :undecided: :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by brandon77
Hi everyone,especially ladies and couples from the Coventry area.
I've been with Swinging Heaven for 12 months now,but with no luck. Brandon

When you say no luck, what do you mean exactly? Not found anyone to have sex with you? rolleyes
I know plenty of people on this site who have never any any sexual encounters as a result of using this site, but they have made some very good friends out of it, so are lucky in that way instead wink
There is no hard and fast rule for using this site, but expecting a guaranteed shag from it is seriously misguided confused
Oh and you say you are single, but your profile says you are married. Some people won't swing with married guys if they are playing alone, so that limits you chances right away.
Try joining in the fun on here and perhaps you could make some friends too :P
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by vodkatonic
errr just a quick question ........do i need clothes ? lol

Of course you do ................... Perfume, shoes and a smile is fully dressed isn't it? :evil2: :giggle:
T-J xx
Quote by bi_the_sea
Er, no sad old chancers here! two young sexy people who have been let down first time round
Sorry! xx

I was refering to the general - you asked for LADIES and HE sends you a pm confused lol
Shame about being let down, but hopefully you'll find some fun anyway wink
T-J
Quote by bi_the_sea
so if there are any young horny ladies in or close to southampton
Ladies only please!
I&L
xxx

Quote by The general
u have pm

Now Terry, the question is . . . are you really a LADY or just a sad old chancer? rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by peenut
Dogging is about taking all comers ( or should that read cummers ? ) outdoors in a variety of ways

:shock: Says who?! rolleyes
That is precisely the way the media portray it but it is not only factually inaccurate, but also insulting to those of us who enjoy outdoor sex.
I'd suggest you read up on the terminology mate before you go spouting off again . . . but try reading about it on here . . . not in the tabloid papers where you seem to have gleaned your informed opinions confused :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by funin_and_mike
I am not adding the list to the posting as some peeps are shy.

Aww! That's mean!!! Send me a list by pm so I can perv over who's coming :twisted: wink
T-J xxx
Quote by steph
It's already there - Serendipity has already beaten you to it wink
Steph

Oops! Thanks Steph. Couldn't be arsed to go through so many pages to see redface lol
T-J xx
Quote by wayneywonder
I know i have put it over a bit to blunt,
they say its no good beating round the bush,
at least my post as got some attention even if i havent,
Tony

But if the object of the post was to get attention for yourself in a physical sense, then you're not going to be very successful are you? rolleyes
Or maybe any attention is better than none? :undecided:
Tracy-Jayne
I'd love to join you Matt, but sadly got to work today confused
See you soon wink
T-J xx
I noticed this too. Perhaps it should be added to the Glitch thread?
T-J
Welcome back mate wave
Now the big question is . . . . did you miss us while you were gone? wink
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by Smoking Muff
The police told us it was a lorry tyre that had been lost, and if we had hit the thing the accident could have been a lot worse. We had a very lucky escape.

A couple of years ago, Jon and I were driving along the motorway with his parents in the car with us.
A truck lost it's wheel just as we were overtaking it in the fast lane. The wheel bounced across the lane straight into our path and there was nothing we could do to avoid it :eeek:
It went between the front wheels of our car and as it went underneath, it ripped it almost in half from just behind the gear stick to behind the back seat.
A massive lump of razor sharp wheel trim actually came through the floor of the car and right between my feet and those of my mother in law and we were both extrmely lucky not to have lost our lower legs :shock:
I know what a shock you must have had and hope it doesn't put you off driving as it did me for ages.
I'd pop out and buy myself a lucky rabbit's foot or something if I were you wink
Hope you have better luck in future kiss
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by boatskipper
Ok., perhaps I don't appreciate the size of the problem ,but do the people in control ,know the size of the personal hurt, that can be done, skipper mad

Mate, I have no idea what you are talking about here, but FFS! It was ONLY AN AD!!! :shock:
How much personal hurt can it have caused you to have had it removed? rolleyes
It you are that hyper sensitive with your emotional feelings, I doubt very much if swinging in any shape or form is going to be a good thing for you.
How on earth would you react if you got a knock back from someone who didn't fancy you? Rip out your heart and lay bleeding all over the place? :doh:
You need to contact Admin about this, not sit there whinging like a four year old who's had his toys taken away :roll: :yawn:
Tracy-Jayne
I admit I've not been here very much over the last week or two, but someone has pointed out to me that there is now a gallery featuring random pics from members being displayed confused
Have I missed this before or is it fairly new to the site? I know it was originally mentioned as an up coming feature, but didn't realise it had started already rolleyes lol
Tracy-Jayne
Well I can only echo what the others have said. You get out of this what you put into it, but I have to say I've had a look at your ad and I certainly wouldn't give it a second glance confused
It is poorly constructed, doesn't really say a lot about you or what you are looking for, nor does it have a pic on it.
A nicely worded and thought out ad, with perhaps a clothed whole body pic would do you far more good than coming in here moaning and making yourself look desperate and short tempered because the women are not falling at your feet rolleyes
Besides which, there may not BE many women swingers in your area, in which case you're limited to either joining in the forum fun on here, or taking a walk to the docks wink
Tracy-Jayne
If you actually mean a hood piercing, it does not hurt to have it done. It healed up within less than a week and I love mine to bits :smug:
I'd say research your area for a good body piercer and go for it. She won't regret it wink
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by Burtman
Good post, intelligent comments, mature debate ........ is it too early to ask one of you red hot babes for a shag ?

smackbottom :smackbottom: You're supposed to ask in pm! Bloody newbies . . . rolleyes wink
Now c'mere and give me that shag :twisted: :lol2:
T-J :wink:
Quote by HornyBunny
Reason for me asking the quesiton... was a technical one.. not a "not getting enough thing"
tracy...... some of the messages that i have got have BEEN for a quick shag.. on the part of the person emailing me.... so ... if you think that that is what i'm solely out for .. i guess you need to read my ad

Welcome to the quick shag club then mate rolleyes We all get those sort of replies. Nothing new in that at all.
And thanks for the offer to read your ad, but I feel I know enough about you already and besides I don't read the ads.
We get enough gen replies to our own to keep us going so there's no need to read any others wink
T-J
You might have more luck if you give an indication as to your location wink
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by fabio grooverider
hey... if we are turning this into a "single swinger needs a hug" thread... can i have one please.....
cheers xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sean xxxxxxxxx

Aww! You feeling down again? sad
Come here and gissa shag :twisted: :P
T-J wink xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Does it not occur to you that not all doggers use the net? Even if they do, what makes you assume they use this site and can contribute to your poll? rolleyes
The only way to find out if the sites in your area are used, is to go out there and see for yourself confused
Tracy-Jayne
Not sure if I am allowed to post this but will do anyway redface lol
I have just updated my MSN profile, which has an *adult* categorisation at present (it has a pic of my tits out rolleyes ). After I had clicked to submit the new details, I got a box appear on the screen, informing me that after Jan 23rd, all adult profiles will be deleted :shock:
In order to cut down on porn etc, they are making everyone re-categorise their entries and remove any submissions which would be unsuitable for open viewing.
Just thought some of you may wish to review your profiles before they disappear into cyber space :lol:
Mods, feel free to lock this as it is for info only wink
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by PoloLady
8 couples and 2 singles isn't bragging - it's a night out at the club :twisted:
But well hunted on the quote :thumbup:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Which club?!! I'm on my way . . . . :twisted: :P
T-J
On 28th Dec at Hornybunny wrote in LMU :
Quote by HornyBunny
Hello ha there... thought i'd put a post in here as the ads arent working properly.

confused So does that mean they were not getting you enough shags, or more of a technical point?
If the former, then if you've had so much success in the last two weeks or so, how come you're sat there bragging about it?
I'm surprised you're not still reading through the thousands of emails you claim to be getting and sorting yourself out with a quick shag :undecided: rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne
It makes no difference to us which vehicle we go dogging in . . . we mostly get out of it and wander off into the trees anyway :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
The nearest munch to this area is going to be the Bristol munch in April. I don't think there are any others being planned any closer.
There are however, a couple of parties/socials being planned and they are being advertised in LMU.
hth
Tracy-Jayne