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6 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
time to.......... dive bomb the jacuizzi.!!!!!!
i have been shopping... i have brought cherries, strawberries, pineapple and grapes with me... oooooh and some double cream as well...... my local was doing a special on turkish delight... so i have 5 big bars of them as well......
see how nice i am..... :D :D

I'm in too - got to spend a weekend with the kids occasionally haven't I?
Snufflin Sean's fruit but we'll have to think of summat else for the cream mate.
My contribution is a case of white wine
Is that enough?
Do I have to bring my own sleeping bag?
Can I lie in till 9 o'clock?
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
All those rough, sharp metal edges, I find I can frig and peel the carrots at the same time.

You're just so versatile girl wink

wink

Cathy x

6 May 2005

Sean Connery
Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cathy x
(Love James Bond films - my first ever film at the cinema was Moonraker, I wouldn't go to the loo on me own)

6 May 2005

Quote by Scandal
This is a wind up right? :? :?

Awww Scandal he did redface

redface

at the end, perhaps he's really 'genuine'
wink

wink

Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by PoloLady
are you related to sarge

No I just lend him my tits to fondle from time to time - bloody hell :shock: has he took the bloody things on holiday with him mad

mad

Bloody cheek!
Give em an inch.........
Welcome back usual-polo-lady-self person wink

wink

Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
how did scandel make his quote box small
:shock:
just for you red
stay calm

I couldn't bear to quote the pic again RedS!! lol

lol

Oh, thank you for that thank you so much - looks for 'puke' emotion.........
The outdoors and me Scandal???????? At one we are, at one wink

wink

(Unless it's right cold like and then my big jumper sorta tends to get in the way and then there's tights instead of stockings and oooh I just like getting home to a brew........ all that kerfufillin about.....)
Cathy x
(In distress, Keith must be a lovely man but oooof god - delete the pic delete the pic :scared: )

6 May 2005

Quote by Scandal
So come on, there must be someone, and you have to admit it if it's true....
Did anyone............
ever..............
ever....................
fancy....................................
Keith Chegwin? :shock:
Cathy x

Hello, my name is Maggie Philbin and Cheggers is gorgeous, especially when he's on the Pop!
Geddit? Boom Boom lol

lol

innocent

Oh dear oh dear oh dear ........
Walks off towards Snake Pass ..........
:twisted:
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
So come on, there must be someone, and you have to admit it if it's true....
Did anyone............
ever..............
ever....................
fancy....................................
Keith Chegwin? :shock:
Cathy x

urm yeah
and i still do
:twisted:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo pls noooooooooooooooooooo
Pullin ma pud aren't ya?
Cathy x
would i
i lurve him to come knocking here with his wad of cash from gmtv
wink

wink

rotflmao

Oh yeah that's about the only time I would ever invite the man in!
Crazy barkin plant pot, he would drive me mad blink

blink

Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
So come on, there must be someone, and you have to admit it if it's true....
Did anyone............
ever..............
ever....................
fancy....................................
Keith Chegwin? :shock:
Cathy x

urm yeah
and i still do
:twisted:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo pls noooooooooooooooooooo
Pullin ma pud aren't ya?
Cathy x

6 May 2005

So come on, there must be someone, and you have to admit it if it's true....
Did anyone............
ever..............
ever....................
fancy....................................
Keith Chegwin? :shock:
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by alspals
Is anyone familiar with the Yorkshire fishcake?? Minced fish sandwiched between two slices of potato then deep fried in batter?? Beats that 'orrid minced fish rissole thing fried in breadcrumbs that is mistakenly passed off as a fishcake....IMHO!!
Visit Sheffield...home of the Full Monty...and the proper fishcake!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trying to keep off the food threads ................... confused

confused

think diet diet diet diet
Yep I know of yorkshire fishcake - the fishcake (down south) is what we call a rissole I think :?
Fish chips and mushy peas - fine one at the bottom of my road. Even the suvverners seem to like it but still can't get them on the chips and gravy!
Yum!!!
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Got be be a bacardi and coke with a slice of lemon and ice!
Then again...... a nice glass of wine ...red or white ...depending on mood.....
Then again......a nice chilled bottle of lager on a summers evening.... :D
Then again......hhhmmm...I guess I'm not that fussy
Mrs_C

Forgot about wine!!!
Ermmmmm
either red or white, enjoy both wink

wink

Me a lush? rolleyes

rolleyes

Cathy x

6 May 2005

:cry:
Leave me something to do Sarge eh?? Just a little task...............
Hurry up back and you'll be just in time to approve mine :smug:
And remember...........
No white bits!
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
when ever i take anti-malarials for too long I have the most vivid sweaty sex dreams.

Sorry hijack - they make me grumpy as feck!
Going for the more expensive ones for next time, seeing if that helps!
Finished, ta
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Fancied the cartoon character (?) from Storyteller
'I'm a story teller, and my stories must be told ...'
God knows what it was but he was a Robin Hood type and just a drawing
Story of my life
rolleyes

rolleyes

Cathy x

6 May 2005

Quote by please_let_me_taste
Honest and genuine is meant in the ads as I read it, as it sounds; honest and genuine regarding swinging. The only problem I have is when someone isn't honest about their circumstances - at least you have an option if they are straight up. If you don't like it stay away, and if you aren't bothered about them being married/in a relationship and they are cheating then go right ahead.
My personal view would be on a different thread. It's a definate sensitive subject and stirred up lots of emotions eh? Lots of people bring lots of different things to this forum and that's what gives it its' edge. You get liars everywhere in life - s'up to you to weed em out and make your choices.
Cathy x
(Single - honest!)

I agree cathy....
honest doesn't always equate to faithful.
my situation is that i love my girlfriend dearly but she can't keep up with me so occassionally i am a bit naughty. i wouldn't leave her to go find a nympho (don't think she would keep up either) so i choose to get an occassional kick from alternative sources - which is normally my hand to be honest BUT i can be tempted by the right kinda person.
I am always honest with every girl i meet either through work or out and about so then its up to them if they want to play games.
it takes 2 to tango as they say smile

smile

JJ
Note it's my opinion of the thread and not my opinion of people's situations.
Getting a proper crack up me arse sitting on this fence here!
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Vodka and red bull - great for a fantastically dirty night :twisted:
Gin (Bombay Sapphire it's got to be!!) and tonic - me holiday drink.
Lager for a decadent (LB :love: ) afternoon down the local (pint pot please - one of the essex gals made me get two halfs last week instead :shock: weird!)
Beer when I'm with me Dad on occasional Sunday afternoons putting the world to rights - pint of bitter (remembering Wards bitter makin ya parp!)
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Honest and genuine is meant in the ads as I read it, as it sounds; honest and genuine regarding swinging. The only problem I have is when someone isn't honest about their circumstances - at least you have an option if they are straight up. If you don't like it stay away, and if you aren't bothered about them being married/in a relationship and they are cheating then go right ahead.
My personal view would be on a different thread. It's a definate sensitive subject and stirred up lots of emotions eh? Lots of people bring lots of different things to this forum and that's what gives it its' edge. You get liars everywhere in life - s'up to you to weed em out and make your choices.
Cathy x
(Single - honest!)

5 May 2005

I remember hearing the word c*nt and thinking it was just another slang word like flipping eck or whatever. On coming back from my mates it was my word of the week
'C*nt c*nt c*nt c*nt' and 'Oi ya c*nt get us a drink,' and similar
My mum stood it for about 1 day and quietly took me to one side and told me it was a really rude word
redface

redface

Cathy x
(I know what it is now tho wink

wink

S'very vulgar tho isn't it? :wink: )

5 May 2005

Quote by bishabasha
i dont really find that sexy at all , considering if u get horny ur gona get wet and its all gona go over your skirt or trousers !! then ppl mite c ! is that sexy ?

Who is this guy?? confused

confused

UP to her what she chooses to wear or not wear. Not up to her whether you find it sexy or not rolleyes

rolleyes

suck my willy u little girl.
Adult response there :roll:
Cathy x

5 May 2005

Quote by bishabasha
i dont really find that sexy at all , considering if u get horny ur gona get wet and its all gona go over your skirt or trousers !! then ppl mite c ! is that sexy ?

S'all about control wink

wink

Cathy x

5 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Knowing our luck they all use iceland!!!

eeeewwww tacky confused

confused

Far classier than Farmfoods :?
Won't find ya in poundland then Rache?
Best ever question in poundland - 'How much is this?' rolleyes

rolleyes

Cathy x

5 May 2005

Cos it's sexy wink

wink

Mmmmnnnnn
Cathy x

5 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph

Seeing as I am in Leicester for that other party on this night then I'm hoping I can slope along
Is that ok Steph?
Cathy x

Hehehe what you reckon my friend. Always very happy to see you ANYTIME. Plus you are bringing the Vodka. :wink:
Thank ya darlin!
The blonde essex one has the vodka (reckoned you'd see eachother first as I'm not down for too much x)
Probably will see you before that tho.....
Cathy x

4 May 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Is this that football shit again?

Scandal a twat? Never!!!!! (its still a good pose wink

wink

)
And whose is that botty there too?? The marms hisself
Cathy x

4 May 2005

Quote by Scandal
Nobody loves me!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Serves you right, Kopite flipa

flipa

:flipa: :flipa:
Never mind the pool ....
whossat on the bed in pose?
wink

wink

Cathy x

4 May 2005

:upset:
Now don't you go anywhere Miss x
Cathy x

4 May 2005

Ooh yes it's lovely being here oop north .................
very warm people indeed
but no warmer than that Essex mafia I keep trotting to see
definately not insular in my experience wink

wink

No need for separate sections - there's always a train and travelling there is half the fun!
:twisted:
Cathy x

4 May 2005

biggrin

Seeing as I am in Leicester for that other party on this night then I'm hoping I can slope along wink

wink

Is that ok Steph?
Cathy x

4 May 2005

sad

I dunno whether I can still get for this - I have my two week 'big' holiday planned for early November - don't think I can leave the kids another weekend on top of that!
Can I let ya know nearer?????????
Kisses mwah mwah
Cathy x