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12 May 2005

Quote by blonde
What do u do in Shagalluf.................................... when it's raining and u r as white as the day u arrived ???
Will people think we've been shagging all week ?
Answers on a postcard to Hotel Samos, Magaluf, Mallorca NOW please
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You need ideas?
Tsk you are not the woman I thought you were Blonde!
Now I got my week away all planned out already rain or shine :twisted:
Just shag the life out of Chris and so what if you come back white there's a week before the party to tan up!
Have one of those long blue cocktaily things for me please x
Kisses
Cathy x

12 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Never mind the music Dawn, he's so sweet looking. Brings out the maturnal instinct here I'm already unclipping my bra :shock:

Awwww bitty?
Hehe!
Cathy x
(Keep em clipped girl!)

12 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
fallenangel136 I clicked on your www link this morning and got blasted with some music :shock:
Can you tell me what it is because the kids thought it was excellent
Dawn :silly:

Sounds like Green Day - Basket Case to me dunno

dunno

Cathy x

11 May 2005

Quote by alspals
..well here we are..a few rays of sunshine and already my thoughts are turning to outdoor, carnal fun opportunities!
Winter has been with us too long..and I've almost forgotten the hedonistic fun that a warm breeze and a starry night allow us..so the question is..what do you enjoy best about summer??
8-) 8-)

Ok I have to admit to thinkin - ooh I can put the washin out to dry redface

redface

Apart from the mucky stuff I like the sitting out and socialising bit of it. The kids off school and not having to stick to routines, neighbours in and out of the house.
I did notice that lovely clear sky last night and the stars.......
Cathy x

11 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Red
How do you suggest we do that?

dunno

Pull faces through the window?
Cathy x

11 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Don't forget, for those who don't play, but would like some involvement, we would love to have some caddies!!
Can I choose mine? Can I? Can I?
Mal

Balls to that!!! :twisted:
Too right!
We'll keep the seats warm in the bar for ya's
Howsat?? Oh that's cricket rolleyes

rolleyes

Essexlady might join ya tho...... she has been known to indulge in this sort of thing
Cathy x
Tell you what, you keep there zseats warm and ill shag the barmen ......................to a tee!!!
Old golf club - maybe full of wrinkly 90 year olds :wink:
If there is no decent barman maybe we should just see if we can put the others off their stroke :wink:
Cathy x

11 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Don't forget, for those who don't play, but would like some involvement, we would love to have some caddies!!
Can I choose mine? Can I? Can I?
Mal

Balls to that!!! :twisted:
Too right!
We'll keep the seats warm in the bar for ya's
Howsat?? Oh that's cricket rolleyes

rolleyes

Essexlady might join ya tho...... she has been known to indulge in this sort of thing
Cathy x

11 May 2005

Hand up!
Confirming I'll be there
wink

wink

Cathy x

11 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Well it's been two weeks since I 'unofficially' left work and the boredom is starting to set in
I knew when I picked up my cuppa coffee and said out loud 'Ahhh that's nice.' (getting used to my own company too much)
I know cos the house is like a new pin (rarely seen) and the beds are all made too (bad eh?)
Been having long walks and swimming a bit (Mrs Wibbly Wobbly I'll be in touch) and two contracts at home but I can feel it creeping up on me........
I can't be missing those two girls in the office ........
Can I??????
Cathy x

a bbq and a bottle of slow gin could be good wink

wink

:wink: just an idea :P .
x rache x
Did you say that evil 'G' word?
:wink:
Cathy x

11 May 2005

Well it's been two weeks since I 'unofficially' left work and the boredom is starting to set in confused

confused

I knew when I picked up my cuppa coffee and said out loud 'Ahhh that's nice.' (getting used to my own company too much)
I know cos the house is like a new pin (rarely seen) and the beds are all made too (bad eh?)
Been having long walks and swimming a bit (Mrs Wibbly Wobbly I'll be in touch) and two contracts at home but I can feel it creeping up on me........
I can't be missing those two girls in the office ........
Can I??????
Cathy x

10 May 2005

Quote by Horous
Nasty Bugger, you wouldn't try that with my boys they're dead hard :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ask Peter (Vix and Reese's boy)
OK, OK, Jack would probably try it for fun, imbecile that he is.
Jas
XXX

Mine did it by himself. Then proceeded to clean the house as he run from room to room in absolute panic.
He jumped on the toilet seat when someone had left it up, and the rest is as described, save for the fact that I had to pull him out.
So how do you post a picture here? redface

redface

Thick or what surprised

surprised

ops:
John :oops:
I've no idea either - I usually get Mr Jiggles to help bless his cotton socks x
Cathy x

10 May 2005

Have a lovely day Dawn -
think Ian's volunteering to do the ironing tomorrow gal!
wink

wink

Cathy x

10 May 2005

Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah
I know ya love it!
Happy Birthday babes
No posh thingimioojies here so doing a little tappy dance for ya instead :shock:
Cathy x

10 May 2005

Quote by Calista
Hi evryone,
Any notts+derby ladies+couples, in need of some help, in any way !! from a nice young guy of 32y whos not bad looking 5ft7" slim and fun, if you can think of any thing i can do for you please pm or e mail me,
thankyou jay....

Welcome to SH :welcome:
ignore this lot they're all loon

loon

:loon:
C x
Ignore Calista - she just bein nice cos she's got shed loads of decorating work needing doing shortly

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Cathy x

10 May 2005

Quote by paul080
you could give me a good hard shag if you want, i mean if your that desperate.

:doh:
No, no, you're not supposed to put 'if your are that desperate,' gets you nowhere that :shock:
wink

wink

Cathy x

10 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can you wall paper my hall

Yeah so tricky the halls aren't they?
I got loads you can do mate
Garden
Carpet laying
Cook a few dinners so I can get down the pub
Nice to be wanted eh?
Cathy x

10 May 2005

Quote by essexlady
Ah the Vodka!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm shall i confess now essexladies!! opps better by another bottle before September! SORRY

Bloody lush!
wink

wink

Would it have been safer in my hands then? :twisted:
Cathy x

10 May 2005

Where the BH are ya Fabs??????
wink

wink

Cathy x

10 May 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Yeah she text me too lol
Well ive not flounced, im not new lol
, but im meeting a hunk for a coffee and a chat tonight
Have a great time the both of you xxx

OOOOOOOOhhhhhh we want an update tomorrow - all for Blonde's benefit you know wink

wink

Do you fancy being the blonde for this week then Vicks? lol

lol

Cathy x

10 May 2005

Blonde text at 7 ish this morning to say they were just about to get on the plane.....
I think she really is addicted to the forum! :shock:
What have we done to her!! and how will WE survive the week without the blonde moments.
Do we have a substitute Blonde that can take over for the week?
Have a good one babes and I know you will see this as you log on with some exotic drink in yer hand x Cow bag wink

wink

Kisses
Cathy x

9 May 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
I watched Groundhog Day(again) last night. Did you do anything for the umpteenth time ?
sorry , couldn`t resist it , i`ll get me coat

rotflmao

(Anyone seen Heartlands? Lovely new(ish) British film x )
Cathy x

9 May 2005

Fabio have you handed over the PM victim to someone new yet? And did you enjoy your week babes?
Or did I just miss the thread?
Cathy x

9 May 2005

David just mentioned that a few of you's would be going - can you pop me on the end??
Thanks if possible xx
Cathy x

9 May 2005

biggrin

Well done that girl! You went there in the right frame of mind completely!
Hope you blew their socks off!
Goin far, reachin up and getting there .......
Is it too early to post that 'underwear I'd like to see Rache in' thread? or would I just look like a perv?
Buy ya a drink or seven on Saturday - no gin though eh? :uhoh:
Cathy x

9 May 2005

Quote by juliett49
Erm, yes, I have to admit I'm not a swinger I'm a total fake, but I'm nice with it
I came to this site looking for fun and excitement and oh boy did I find it! I've met some fantastic people through this site, had one or two sad moments, and then everything came to the crunch really when I found myself in a situation that I was in no way prepared for. Luckily for me, I was in this situation with one of the most fantastic people on this site and he handled it a heck of a lot better than I did (thankyou, you know who you are )
Then recently something pretty eerie happened (and not in a good way) and I've been away from the site while recovering. Now I'm 'all better' again, I've been into the chat room and had a chin wag, and I've been reading the forums, but not contributing, just chilling out and having a think.
It doesn't really matter if I swing or not - does it? Is it ok to be a 'social' swinger? I absolutely adore the people I chat to on here and there is nothing I wouldn't do for them (ooooooh double negative! tut tut jules).
So for all of you who think I'm not worth chatting to just cos I won't jump into bed, feel free to ignore me, I don't think I will miss your riveting conversation much. To everyone who knows me and still chats to me knowing I'm a complete fake, love ya loads and hope to see you at one of the munches (providing of course that I'm allowed to go ).
Jules

So so sooooooooooooo good to see you back!
Lotsa kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and see you soon biggrin

biggrin

Cathy x

9 May 2005

Mornin Rache!
So hoping they move forwards with things for ya!
I am being nursey nursey with the boobies when the time comes :twisted:
So tell em I can wait forever yeh?
Good luck darlin x
Cathy x
passionkiss

passionkiss

8 May 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Bob Dylan - The Essential Bob Dylan

S'on loop at the moment.
A treasured pressie that one
Cathy x

8 May 2005

Quote by altarica
Just chillin to Big Calm by sunday morning choked on my coffee at seeing Mark(boring)Knopfler as someones best yourself a favour and go and buy some Stevie Ray Vaughan will do it for ya!
SRV R.I.P.
Still sorely missed.

Seconded x
Cathy x

6 May 2005

Well I've just been online to the party and it's mad!!!!!!
Bit of camming and flashing too - they are all drunk and very disorderly
The biggest laff was betting to see if I could get both boobs on the cam in one shot :shock:
Naughty people :twisted:
Cathy x
(Kbuk aint as shy as we think wink

wink

)
(He'll love me for that!)

6 May 2005

Now don't rub it in just cos I am stuck oop north
:cry:
Have a good un though!
Cathy x
(Essexlady get in the bath and get ready!!)