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15 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster

Tsk ...
So uncouth Dammie
I do have trouble calling a spade a spade, AND sometimes a cock, a cock
Well sometimes that's very difficult .........
Kisses
Cathy x

When I start tidying my garden again next spring - you're not invited Cathy
There is a limit to the digging I'll do with my cock (honest)
:wink:
Gigglin ere!
passionkiss

I'm not that hot with a spade anyhow...........
Cathy x

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster

I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!

Cathy x

I think the medical word you are looking for Caffy, is.............
.......... Tuppence.
:grin:
Good job you didn't burn your cunt, Cathy. That would have been painfull.
:shock:
Tsk ...
So uncouth Dammie wink

I do have trouble calling a spade a spade, AND sometimes a cock, a cock
Well sometimes that's very difficult .........
Kisses
Cathy x

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
No sympathy here Caffy....
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...

Oops forgot about that! We are talking a proper blister ere though, not a patch on your sun stripes wink

But yes, agreed a great afternoon mate biggrin

I did once go on the sun bed after a really good 'trim' Angel, and burnt my you know what!
blink

Cathy x

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15 Nov 2005

It wasn't enough to be ill all weekend and miss a great party - oh no, not for Cathy...
I had to go top it off with tumburn didn't I?
Tumburn - for those not in the know, is where you are desperate for a nights sleep and use those lovely smelling heat pads to lull you into slumber.
Yes, they are supposed to sit neatly in a box and not sort of just popped under your pillow rolleyes

And no I don't know how the heat pad worked it's way down to my tum redface

Oooch!
Cathy x

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Count me in! If anyone sees me lurking in the forums and im not in the chatroom please pm me and drag my butt in there please!!
:twisted:

Need a pardner girlie?
wink

Will try my best to put my head round t'door!
Cathy x

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13 Nov 2005

Been ill since Friday (yes some sympathy required please..... anyone?)
So should have been in Chesterfield wowing people with my company (cough cough)
but I had to stay in..................
and listen to my tummy churning!
Cathy x

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13 Nov 2005

Don't know much about it but a friend of mine had it, and it can be quite worrying that not all function will come back - I think it's something like 80% of people recover fully from a bout of it.
Sounds dreadful to me.....
Kisses
Cathy x

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11 Nov 2005

Cannot watch anything like that on my own!
It all started with Living Dead - is that the right one? In the 80's it terrified me! The bit stood behind a door and the two hands came through - oh god! Wet my pants or what?
I've watched it since and can see the spoof factor in it now but back then the Elephant Man was all we'd been allowed to watch - haunting in it's own right, and a bit of Rosemary's baby - kept a check on myself all the way through my pregnancies confused

By far the worse for me was Nightmare on Elm Street. Recurring dream after recurring dream, of me (are ya ready for this??) and Freddy in a boxing ring (?) and he was spitting at me (Ok, now you know I'm mad right?) I had to avoid the 'spit' by hiding behind an empty margerine tub that I kept holding over my face redface

So there ya go. I don't have the nightmares any more you will be relieved to know - because I watch nothing like that at all now. I did catch a Japanese film the other night by mistake - very late. It involved cutting bits off and I had to watch through my fingers. Even though I had someone to cuddle up to, it still made me wonder if it would bother me when I was alone - fingers crossed (just counting to see if they are all still there :? ) I have been fine.
I think the dream ones or the ones saying things in mirrors three times (Candyman is it? Could NEVER watch that) are the worse for me.........
Cathy x
(Wating for kids to get up so I don't have to go downstairs on my own :? )

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11 Nov 2005

Quote by mrs cums
Can i just say this thread brought tears to my eyes.......... not tears of sadness but tears of joys of the good time i shared with my Grandad who served in the Kings Own Border Regiment he was based in Burma and faced the hell of being a POW .
He saved his commanding officer's life n rever got reconized for his outstandin bravary
BUT he did recieve the Burma Star which i have and treasure deeply
thank you once again for such a thoughfull and in parts heart- rending thread
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
WE WILL NEVER FORGET
ANDIE

Struck the same chord with me.........
I lost my grandad in June of this year to Alzheimer's. I remember him parading in Sheffield and proudly going along with my friend taking photos of him with his medals on.
He too served in Burma and I always remember him talking to me of it. He was unable to tell these stories to my kids because of his illness but I've passed on many of them to them.
Grandad was part of a very big love story....
As young men he and Harry were both posted in Burma - Harry was married with a son but was unfortunately killed. For many years, and we don't know if Grandad kept this from us or really didn't know, we thought that Harry had accidently killed himself jumping over a fence with his rifle. Due to one lady seeking Harry's grave out, and the information that came after, we know now that he went out of the tent to calm down a young lad who was hysterical and the lad shot him in his terror.
Grandad promised Harry that he would come back and look after his wife and son. And that's just what he did. He and my nan fell in love, had my aunt and my mum and brought up Harry's son as his own.
I'll be having the usual two minutes today but will it will be even more poignant this year.
Remembering all and thinking of those serving now x
Cathy x

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by Snertsmate
Can you put me down for it too please.
If you like I'll have Cathy and save the rest of you having to suffer with her :!:
:lol: :lol:

Yer bleeder! Wait till I see you!
smackbottom

Cathy x

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7 Nov 2005

On topic -
Have travelled lots these past 3/4 years by train and coach as I don't drive, but the excitement starts there for me. Whether it's seeing the Essex maf or meeting new people, the travelling sort of adds to it. I think if you munch yer head orf and do lots of meets then the travelling would get to you - but generally I would go up and down the country without thinking about the distance, it's part of it.
Cathy x

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
It's not just a matter of how far YOU'd travel, either.
If someone has come 80 miles to see you - and they're awful - what are you going to do? Won't you feel guilty, sending 'em off unfucked into the freezing night?
I don't mean the awful people who deserve the brush-off, like the ones who are mean or pushy or pissed or 20 years older than they said..... I mean the people who can't help being awful, who turn out to be ginger, or even........ Welsh.
ducks and hides

And???
Stands and taps foot......
Obviously doesn't know what they are missin wink

Hehe!
Cathy x
Which reminds me Caffy....
I called round on the way back from Plymouth... and you weren't in!!!! :cry:
redface

You should have said!
I might have been busy ^ ^ ^ and I usually ignore the knocking thinking it's the bin lids .....
Alright I was probably down the co-op gettin me shopping
I know ya only call for a proper
cup of fresh coffee and my duvet anyway :twisted:
Caffy x
(S'ok you can take me home on Sunday morning and I might see my way to making one :wink: )

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by Kniphofia
It's not just a matter of how far YOU'd travel, either.
If someone has come 80 miles to see you - and they're awful - what are you going to do? Won't you feel guilty, sending 'em off unfucked into the freezing night?
I don't mean the awful people who deserve the brush-off, like the ones who are mean or pushy or pissed or 20 years older than they said..... I mean the people who can't help being awful, who turn out to be ginger, or even........ Welsh.
ducks and hides

And???
Stands and taps foot......
Obviously doesn't know what they are missin wink

Hehe!
Cathy x

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7 Nov 2005

I should be able to escape the pesky two-some for a few hours for a little drinkies x
If ya'll have me!
wink

Cathy x

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7 Nov 2005

Just a note about old Lazeee....
Currently in India but waving from his bamboo hut wave

Cathy x
(Joining him in two weeks wahey :twisted: )

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7 Nov 2005

Happy Birthday babes!!!!
Birthday kisses
Cathy xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I went a couple of times in the early 90's to see them. Fantastic! I always liked the music but didn't think much of Mick Hucknall until the first concert when we managed to get fairly close to the front. There's definitely something about him

My mum always used to say - ooh he looks a right mucky little sod that one.....
But yes Angel, I think he definitely has something
:twisted:
The boy next door thing perhaps???? dunno

Cathy x

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6 Nov 2005

EE Cummings
i carry your heart with me (i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)
Remembered this from a long time ago when a film recently jogged my memory.....
And NOW I really really get it
Beautiful eh?
Cathy x

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
Underwater pussy licking. :shock:
I used to be a swimmer, and learnt how to hold my breath underwater for up to 2 minutes.
Great fun in the jaccuzzi or pool at a club. :wink:

Starts the queue off......
Cathy x

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
ahhh quilts in the
it was -3 and we were all snuggled under the quilts and getting to know each other.
great fun !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I remember it well........
Thanks to the cold we got some lovely boob shots too, remember? wink

Getting giddy now, it's ages since I was out on the loose!
Cathy x

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Robbie Williams and I would share him with Mrsdundeecpl and MrsGenhertscpl :P

hubba hubba!! :twisted: passionkiss

OOOoooo just thought, my xmas would be a proper xmas with the above PLUS Red(RHG) in my stocking! :evil2:
Now that's a big distraction from makin me veggie shepherds pie isn't it?
Robbie and Mrs Gen and me - phwoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Life sucks dunt it?
innocent

Cathy x

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4 Nov 2005

Hope you are feeling better soon babes passionkiss

Kisses
Cathy x

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4 Nov 2005

Having my first Christmas just me and my boys this year :P
I'd love my mate on the doorstep......
Alternatively three flights and the beach :love: with said mate
Other than that shoes
Cathy x
(Easy to please eh?)

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4 Nov 2005

You missed the 'fall asleep chucking one over the nuts' option wink

Mwah to Postie
Caffy x

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4 Nov 2005

Happy Birthday that sexy woman!!!
So sorry I can't celebrate with you - belated fumble next week????
Big kisses to a great friend
Love ya
Cathy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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26 Oct 2005

Happy Birthday to a lovely lady
Big big kisses and hope to see you soon babes
Cathy x

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26 Oct 2005

Quote by altarica
Glad to say that I am back online after major trouble with my PC after trying to install Norton I have now invested in a nice anyone hep me out by recommemnding a good antivirus to download for free on the in anticipation.
Al

Was gonna put you on the 'Where are you now thread'
Nice to see you back!
Cathy x

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22 Oct 2005

Quote by Irish_Chopper
I find the (female) scouse accent a real turn on.

Dude no that accent is just wrong, nobody should clear there throat when they pronounce there Ks
rotflmao

Irish accent does it for me. Just been doing some audio work from the US and the guys talked with that Woody Allen drawl - quite enjoyed it!
Could listen to Liam Neeson forever though..............
Cathy x

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Mostly seen pootling about in a big orange vw camper at the mo.....
Storing him for the winter at the end of the month
Never been arsed about cars meself
Cathy x (Hippy mode)
Yes the flip flops are still on

Red
If you look very carefully at the other side of mine you will see a Type 2 (also big and orange). It belonged to me for many years but is now my sons.
Flip Flops == Nhaaaa,, Jesus Sandles lol

Keeping it in the family :lol:
phredd
We've just bought a new comp and the piccies are on the old one but will try and post a pic soon. It's a bit taller than normal - a place in Leeds put some extra room up top but being 5ft it really didn't have any benefit to me :roll:
Glad you're keeping it in the family Fred - would hate to see 'Jimmy' sold but that's not my decision to make wave

Hijack over x
Cathy x

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21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
whatever happened to......................
My 1st full fMf 3some
at beginning of the year i posted for volunteers to treat me to my first fmf 3 some..now i had 4 fems reply offering to meet me with a fem of their own choosing..BUT..
it still aint happened
should i readvertise?
david

Yes I think you should!!!!
You gotta do it by the end of the year - it's only right!
Cathy x
FFS Cathy don't encourage Him wink

Zimmer frames cost so much and he keeps tripping over them chasing the ladies as it is lol

Bad bad Steph
You know he'll remember that don't you?
Hehe
Cathy x

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