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I think 5 has strained something important :shock:
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Redpantherman
1 month ago
Straight Male, 62
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bludding showoff!
DG in my room please form an orderly queue!Hey buddy
:welcome: to the forums!
I cant see anything wrong with ya profile either...
But a quick sniff in the air just might reveal a tinge of desperation & I will advise ya to back off the revs a bit ok
It's always gonna be scratch n sniff hit n miss with the ads...
Don't expect replies coz a no often offends & you wont be everyone's catechin polyphenol rich cuppa green herbal tea!
Now you've told us you have tried the chat rooms so now it's the socials :shock:
Yup... sounds like your on a mission son!
Where's ya 'funshine' :?:
At the mo I'm not in a position to swing with every Tom Dick & Harrietta but I do like to join in the forums & chat rooms just for some 'funshine'
Keep that in mind next time your on the forums or the chat rooms & I can tell ya the first social you attend this friendly bunch will either wanna knock ya block off as in my case when some fooka mistook me for fabio
...or drag ya away in mercilessly do nawty things to you...
I'm still under therapy for that...
This says it all really...
Keep ya eyes n ears open, chip in, have fun... have fun... have plain simple happy joy joy fun!!!
:welcome: to the forums!
I cant see anything wrong with ya profile either...
But a quick sniff in the air just might reveal a tinge of desperation & I will advise ya to back off the revs a bit ok
It's always gonna be scratch n sniff hit n miss with the ads...
Don't expect replies coz a no often offends & you wont be everyone's catechin polyphenol rich cuppa green herbal tea!
Now you've told us you have tried the chat rooms so now it's the socials :shock:
Yup... sounds like your on a mission son!Where's ya 'funshine' :?:
At the mo I'm not in a position to swing with every Tom Dick & Harrietta but I do like to join in the forums & chat rooms just for some 'funshine'
Keep that in mind next time your on the forums or the chat rooms & I can tell ya the first social you attend this friendly bunch will either wanna knock ya block off as in my case when some fooka mistook me for fabio
...or drag ya away in mercilessly do nawty things to you... I'm still under therapy for that...
This says it all really...
Quote by Lucyandmike7
There are plenty of ladies and gents who will respond to you, given time you will be chatting away, and become known, so go for it, dont give up!
Keep ya eyes n ears open, chip in, have fun... have fun... have plain simple happy joy joy fun!!!
Quote by Angel Chat
I hope you weren't expecting a sensible answer, Geoff.
Welcome to the nut house.
Well that was his first and last post 9 months ago, so I think maybe he was hoping for a sensible answer
I do hope he didn't try that turtle neck garment option...
It can get rather tight & there was an issue with the reverse retraction thing... It wouldn't reverse retract! :shock:
Can someone go round to his house & check to see if he's picking up his milk!
hell yeah I prepare alright
The dustbuster is my closest buddy :P
But despite the prep cleaning the bedroom & bits she might see of the house like a demented Tasmanian Devil one of my meets have seen yogurt ending up on me walls
I have an office desk in my bedroom - (please don't ask) & me being a typical lasyassbastidbloketypeperson everything & anything gets dumped on it!
It took me all of five mins to clear it by chucking all the non desky stuff into the wardrobe & arrange all the paper work into business like piles & felt an immense sense of self achievement only to have the said lady's widen with glee as she swept my monumental efforts onto the floor declaring 'Ive never fucked on a desk before!!!' :fuckinghell:
One girl fell down me pre hovered stairs
In fact the only good meet Ive had was when I prepared some pork chops for my lady chum to dine on before doing the wild thang!
Methinks there is a lesson of sorts to be learned in that... :confused2:
The dustbuster is my closest buddy :P
But despite the prep cleaning the bedroom & bits she might see of the house like a demented Tasmanian Devil one of my meets have seen yogurt ending up on me walls
I have an office desk in my bedroom - (please don't ask) & me being a typical lasyassbastidbloketypeperson everything & anything gets dumped on it!
It took me all of five mins to clear it by chucking all the non desky stuff into the wardrobe & arrange all the paper work into business like piles & felt an immense sense of self achievement only to have the said lady's widen with glee as she swept my monumental efforts onto the floor declaring 'Ive never fucked on a desk before!!!' :fuckinghell:
One girl fell down me pre hovered stairs
In fact the only good meet Ive had was when I prepared some pork chops for my lady chum to dine on before doing the wild thang!
Methinks there is a lesson of sorts to be learned in that... :confused2:
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I've seen it happen to a cock. I may have been the cause.
:shock: Was that before or after the cock owner saw your 'bombed out fireplace?' :giggle:
oooh fuck!
Writes RPM in big, bold letters at the top of the hit list....
I know where you live :dry:
Why keep a list... just spank me now! :kissmyarse:
I weeel muff you!Quote by Sassy-Seren
:shock: Methinks it's only the girlie type folk that gets mad then
It's nuffink to do wiv us man chums is it?
You better believe it is :dry:
Awwwww bless ya lil cottons
Me crockery's croc anyways... but I do have a pile o ironing ya more than welcome too...
& when it's all done I'll rub yer head
Back up a min...
If I am correct it was the government that co agreed his pension terms in the first place?
What's more if any laws are introduced to retrospectively claw back pension agreements where would it stop?
The Government is under massive pressure to do something, but what?
This is purely a smoke screen... a 'throw them to the wolves' knee jerk reaction to a set of banking system practices that was predicted to fall like a pack of cards some many many years ago.
I cant see how they would have a leg to stand on if they lay a finger on Sir Fred Goodwin without reigning in the MP's with their snouts in our tax money trough & lets not forget the lazy MEP's who are far worse!
If I am correct it was the government that co agreed his pension terms in the first place?
What's more if any laws are introduced to retrospectively claw back pension agreements where would it stop?
The Government is under massive pressure to do something, but what?
This is purely a smoke screen... a 'throw them to the wolves' knee jerk reaction to a set of banking system practices that was predicted to fall like a pack of cards some many many years ago.
I cant see how they would have a leg to stand on if they lay a finger on Sir Fred Goodwin without reigning in the MP's with their snouts in our tax money trough & lets not forget the lazy MEP's who are far worse!
