So my entrance music will have to be Magic Roundabout!
Hop on go around a bit then hop off again
ops: ..OK I'll get me coat...
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Redpantherman
1 month ago
Straight Male, 62
UK
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Quote by kentswingers777
What??????????
Is it not now allowed to call someone a " nutter "?
So I appologise for the nutter comment, I shall change it to mad. :P
nutter, mad, deviant or deranged... call me what you wantAll I know is that I've never looked back after my Ampallang
Had it approx 6 years now & had no problems with it.
It's supposed to have a 3 month healing period but I was back on the front line after six weeks! :giggle:
I have never had a condom split despite some rather energetic sessions inc deep anal.
To date one girl has refused oral due to new crowns, however my fb has a new front set & did not have any issues with it.
Two girls so far had some tingling sensations with fillings - I need to conduct some extensive research into this matter & research assistants are in great need...
please apply this way...
<<<<<<<<<<<< :twisted:
In fact I have found many girls NOT inclined towards oral sex want to give it a try out of curiosity!
(happy days!) :P
Penetration is rather interesting with the 'push & pull' feeling that ups the anti very nicely thank you!
Had only one very mild complaint from another fb, she will only shag me in the missionary position as the metal bar makes her feel uncomfortable from behind
nothing major as personality rather than karma sutra does it for me!But hey... metalwork rocks! :thumbup:
Cant see the point in asking names! :shock:
Will the consultant be giving them detention & writing a stern letter to their parents?
My regular consultant knows I have multiple partners & non of the other consultants ever bat an eyelid when I explain why or when I turn up for checkups!
Will this not be a data protection issue?
Or even impinging on the NHS Confidentiality Code of Practice?
Will the consultant be giving them detention & writing a stern letter to their parents?
My regular consultant knows I have multiple partners & non of the other consultants ever bat an eyelid when I explain why or when I turn up for checkups!
Will this not be a data protection issue?
Or even impinging on the NHS Confidentiality Code of Practice?
:bounce:Quote by noladreams
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:
Was that an implicit offer to be the model if I read between the lines, squint and tilt my head to the side?
Sure no problem, i'll be the model, with the size of my willy we can call it the fun size mars bar range
:D Hang on......we need a female model this is a blokes wanking tool, not a dildo :D
How do you know the "butt" one is female?! :wink:
Coz you havta grab it by the neck & ram ya willie up it?
It's what I have to do to get some backdoor luvvin
Coff: Coff: back to topic folks! :jagsatwork:
I will just stare him in the eye & invoke the old alpha male syndrome thingy & start ramming my cock in harder & further to see who can get to the middle first! :twisted:
Quote by flower411
And you find yourself face to face with another person who`s fucking the same person as you, just from the other end !
So, what do you talk about
I will just stare him in the eye & invoke the old alpha male syndrome thingy & start ramming my cock in harder & further to see who can get to the middle first! :twisted:
Personally I find situations like that can be down to poor management!
People can be so intrinsically self gratifying to the apparent lack of concern to others around them and a 'properly' run club should have staff reminding the clientele to be discreet & respectful whilst on the premises.
Common sense really! :jagsatwork:
People can be so intrinsically self gratifying to the apparent lack of concern to others around them and a 'properly' run club should have staff reminding the clientele to be discreet & respectful whilst on the premises.
Common sense really! :jagsatwork:
One devilishly sensitive nipple ring!
An Ampallang that sits behind the glands (for a more comfortable transition along the vulva)
...that's what I was told anyways! 
One shoulder tat :P
I just fewking lurve any form of female genital piercings but I have to agree with nola coz they can get in the way when giving head :twisted:
An Ampallang that sits behind the glands (for a more comfortable transition along the vulva)
...that's what I was told anyways! One shoulder tat :P
I just fewking lurve any form of female genital piercings but I have to agree with nola coz they can get in the way when giving head :twisted:
Laptop... even tho it needs extra memory for the some of the more nefarious things I tend to get up to! 
My Twat-Nav for further assistance with aforementioned nefarious activities! :twisted:
Ipod Nano, the wonderful noise in the head facilitator :karaoke:
32in Hitachi sooper dooper slim monitor & LG dvd/rw freeview digi box with HDMI updraft descaley thingy for watching clearer porn
Will be upgrading the mobile phone on contract soon... my last upgrade was the Nokia N95 from the Sony W800i
for my personal preferences I found the Nokia cumbersome & it's still in the box to this day! :dry:
My Twat-Nav for further assistance with aforementioned nefarious activities! :twisted:
Ipod Nano, the wonderful noise in the head facilitator :karaoke:
32in Hitachi sooper dooper slim monitor & LG dvd/rw freeview digi box with HDMI updraft descaley thingy for watching clearer porn
Will be upgrading the mobile phone on contract soon... my last upgrade was the Nokia N95 from the Sony W800i
for my personal preferences I found the Nokia cumbersome & it's still in the box to this day! :dry:
Curses Boney your a :fuckinghell: