Quote by Vix
If you find anything that even closely resembles sushi here, hun, then you're welcome to it!
For WW, hun, I'll send away! :P
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Reese
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 61
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Many thanks and a premature Happy Birthday to Marcuso! Of all the SH events I've attended, I have to say that yours was the best: Ideal venue for the number of people in attendance, good food, great company and a music volume that didn't totally stifle conversation. Then again, it may also have something to do with the opportunity to spend some quality time with one of my favourite SHers. ;) :smitten:
Apologies for surreptitiously ducking out of the after-party party, but that turned out to be a bit too overwhelmingly crowded for my fragile constitution.
As for thanks, apart from yourself: to GT & Wibblywobbly, just for being there; to Sarah, for keeping me company whilst Vix & Steph found their way to (and lingered endlessly within) the "quiet" bar; to our wonderful table-mates; to everyone who contributed, above and beyond, to Vix' MS charity; and last, but definitely not least, to Jas & Tim for a bedroom of our very own to crash in. :love:
I'd love to thank everyone from whom I got to snog, too, but that would be far too numerous to mention...
~Reese!
P.S. ...oh, and thanks to SirLee, for uttering my name on this thread (two more times, and I'll appear!)! :twisted:
Apologies for surreptitiously ducking out of the after-party party, but that turned out to be a bit too overwhelmingly crowded for my fragile constitution.
As for thanks, apart from yourself: to GT & Wibblywobbly, just for being there; to Sarah, for keeping me company whilst Vix & Steph found their way to (and lingered endlessly within) the "quiet" bar; to our wonderful table-mates; to everyone who contributed, above and beyond, to Vix' MS charity; and last, but definitely not least, to Jas & Tim for a bedroom of our very own to crash in. :love:
I'd love to thank everyone from whom I got to snog, too, but that would be far too numerous to mention...
~Reese!
P.S. ...oh, and thanks to SirLee, for uttering my name on this thread (two more times, and I'll appear!)! :twisted:
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Quote by Sexysteph
and the utterly Gorgeous very delightful Site's own WIBBLYWOBBLY according to Marcuso's Party thread.
Pah. Steph beat me to it.
I was just remarking to Vix that it had gone midnight and I should post a Happy Birthday thread for Wibbly - coz I really fancy her and wanted to be the very first - and Vix informs me there's one here already.
Oh well, at least I can be the first one on the day itself, sooo...
:bounce: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIBBLYWOBBLY!! :bounce:
~Reese! :love:
P.S. to WW: ...I'd gladly attempt to order you in some sushi as a birthday prezzie, but, of course, you'd have to come to Glastonbury to collect it. ;)
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Quote by warwick
do you think Vix would be up to the steralisation part
ps good to see you back
Warwick~
I'm sure she would, but were you aware of her propensity to draw blood?! :shock: Can't count the number of times I've awakened to find rather serious "love bites" in the most sensitive regions of my reproductive anatomy. In fact, Vix had once threatened to sue the advertising agency who'd come up with the "nothing sucks like an Electrolux" slogan, as she was living proof to the contrary! :lol:
~Reese!
P.S. Thanks for the welcome back!
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Quote by little gem
Good greif.... and here I was thinking I would have to just slap them on a scale...... I might need a little bit of help for this one.
Gem~
Heavens no!! That would be terribly innaccurate! The only way that could possibly work is if you had detachable breasts (which I've found to be remarkably uncommon but, in the rare instances I have encountered these, I've learned that there are quite possibly some other surprises in store as well!). :shock:
Just drop by the lab and I'll be happy to perform the displacement test myself. *wanders off to find a suitably large graduated beaker*
Quote by Sarah
Yes but Reese, what happens if I want to work out the weight of mine and the left one is smaller than the right one...........do I still divide by x 2? and what allowances do I have to make?
Hmm. In that case, the measure would have to be performed individually for each breast, then summed together sans multiplication. Of course, as I'd offered to Gem, I'd be more than happy to help you out with this. Did I mention the part about having to sterilize the breasts with my tongue, first?
~Reese! :love:
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Quote by Sexysteph
Hehehehehe you want the phone number of a guy who is 14 inches and easily 6 inches girth? or his email address.
Ex rugger player - very fit
Whats it worth:evil: :evil: :evil:
/goes to double check her old contact list
Steph~
And you've been withholding this valuable information from Vix & me for how long?! :twisted:
~Reese! :love:
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Quote by boobilicious
Here's something that you may find useful..................
That's all well and good, but WTF's a "JUMBER CC"?!
Quote by Kink24
just looking at the pervious threads.... no one has seemed to take into account the guy with a curved member.
No worries, I'm used to being ignored. :P Besides, .
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Quote by dambuster:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Reese, matey ! ! !
Where the fuck have you been lately.
Welcome home
Thanks, Dammie! I've just been "udderly" consumed by several on-line ventures I'm involved with lately, thus otherwise occupying most of my on-line time. I do look in on SH every now and again, though, usually when Vix Yahoos me a link to a thread. Will try to do better in the future, I promise.
~Reese!
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Quote by dambuster
Thanks Reese.
That tail () makes perfect sense.
You did come to mind as I was framing my question.
I can see it where the "above average" guys are concerned.
Sort of a "Jeeez - just how big is that?????" - "Dunno - let's find out"
But it's the more usual endowed that my question is aimed at.
btw - I always smile at the "shower or grower" comment. I did look, but couldn't find the thread.
The search button is not my friend.
Dammie~
Are you saying that I'm unusually endowed?! Just because I have a freakish penis that's able to turn 90-degree angles and vibrates of it's own accord is no reason to poke fun at me... :cry:
~Reese!
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Dammie~
I've never measured myself, but I was once subject to the tale of the tape at the tender age of 16 by my best mate's fiancee. The three of us were sitting in my parents' living room watching the telly one weekend whilst they were away, and the conversation naturally turned to penis size.
She said that her boyfriend was huge, but it didn't really show unless he was in a state of arousal (i.e. a grower, not a shower), whereas she observed that I looked relatively sizeable all the time. She then decided that the only way to accurately judge would be to get a tape measure, which I promptly found in the kitchen drawer.
He was the first to be assessed. She knelt down in front of him, unzipped his trousers and administered some "manual stimulus". Although his response was predictable, I didn’t expect the results: eleven and three-quarters inches!!
It was my turn next, after she nervously asked her boyfriend if she could "de-pants" me (and he, surprisingly, agreed). She lowered my trousers down to my knees and sat down on the couch next to me. Because of the earlier "show" between the two of them, there was no need to provide any additional stimulus.
I must say that, ever since that fateful comparison, I’ve felt somewhat inadequate (despite protestations to the contrary by subsequent sex partners)...
~Reese!
I've never measured myself, but I was once subject to the tale of the tape at the tender age of 16 by my best mate's fiancee. The three of us were sitting in my parents' living room watching the telly one weekend whilst they were away, and the conversation naturally turned to penis size.
She said that her boyfriend was huge, but it didn't really show unless he was in a state of arousal (i.e. a grower, not a shower), whereas she observed that I looked relatively sizeable all the time. She then decided that the only way to accurately judge would be to get a tape measure, which I promptly found in the kitchen drawer.
He was the first to be assessed. She knelt down in front of him, unzipped his trousers and administered some "manual stimulus". Although his response was predictable, I didn’t expect the results: eleven and three-quarters inches!!
It was my turn next, after she nervously asked her boyfriend if she could "de-pants" me (and he, surprisingly, agreed). She lowered my trousers down to my knees and sat down on the couch next to me. Because of the earlier "show" between the two of them, there was no need to provide any additional stimulus.
I must say that, ever since that fateful comparison, I’ve felt somewhat inadequate (despite protestations to the contrary by subsequent sex partners)...
~Reese!
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
hey there reese, see sig and enjoy
Staggy n Rose~
Oooh, thanks for that (see what I mean about not paying attention?)! I have been summarily re-cheered...
Quote by little gem
I don't know how I'm quite going to weigh my breasts though..........
Gem~
The only truly reliable method I can think of involves water displacement: Just get a suitably-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, then dangle one boob into it...thus displacing the volume of water equivalent to that of the breast. Because breasts are composed primarily of fat, and because fat has a lower density than water (the latter of which weighs one gram per millilitre), you’d have to multiply your result in liters by a fat density factor of 0.9 to arrive at an accurate weight in grams. Then, simply divide by to covert to pounds, multiply by two to account for both breasts, and you've got it!
~Reese!
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
seems you may have started a craze Rose couldnt keep hers underwraps on the way home , heres the evidence
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What? You mean I missed Rose's tits out?! :cry: Awww, they're one of my top 5 favourite pairs here on SH! I am sooo disappointed!! Guess that'll teach me to pay more attention...
Cheerless,
~Reese!
P.S. Happy significantly belated Birthday Little Gem!
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Quote by Bloke2005
R-E-E-S-E... where've you been my man?
Apparently, Vix & Freckledbird have got popcorn in for our shagthon?! :wink: :twisted:
Blokey!! Sorry for being in absentia, but I've been udderly (sic) consumed by other ventures whenever I'm on the 'puter. I have heard about our shagathon, however, and think we'll probably clean up on the popcorn concession alone! :wink:
~Reese!
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Quote by EnglishChris99
Vix.... I think your flaps have been airbrushed.
Next time get him to make your breasts bigger and your nipples more erect.
At least you didn't get a beard drawn on down there!!
Once and for all, she's not airbrushed! :P
Dunno what's up with the flaps, though. I suspect she's just sitting on them, much as I occasionally do with my bollox. :shock:
Anyways, if I were that good an airbrush artist, I'd have brushed Vix up to at least a J-cup by now...
Cheers,
~Reese!
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Quote by simoncomesaround
I very much doubt that Vix hasn't been laid since starting her thread. Did you misread the location? They are in Glastonbury, not Glasgow.
Ah well the lovely lady will be in Glasgow next week so not too far off...
unfortunately it seems she´ll be very busy in a non swinging sense
But hey you got any plans?
Erm, Simon?
Well, yes, she'll be in Glasgow, but, unfortunately, her hubby will be at home with the kids...so she won't be playing. :P
Cheers anyway,
~Reese
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Quote by Vix
Vix - you slept through the whole thing :shock:
You are one hell of a woman and one hell of a sleeper
It's a talent. I sleep with great ease.
It is documented.
And here's the proof! :P
First one's from our wedding night...
http://inner.vu/photos/shwed/DCP_1622.JPG
...and just awakening at Clare & Steve's last party:
http://inner.vu/photos/vixaspleep.jpg
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Quote by Wishmaster
...........and he's managed to gather them all in one place .............
Ooh! Don't I wish?! :shock: Then again, no, as I'd probably spontaneously combust if that were the case.
Quote by Wishmaster
how PERTinent!!!........ hehehe
I think it's time to get your coat. :P
~Reese!
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Quote by clair
I have a question that I often like to ask people - it sounds bizarre but can be extremely inciteful, but you need to answer spontaneously
1. What colour is Saturday?
2. What colour is Sunday?
Not a bizarre question at all, imho. However, I'll have to go back 20+ years to answer this one:
For me, in the early-'80s, my Saturdays were typically situated within the vibrant reds and yellows, whereas Sundays had settled into the more serene hues of blue and violet. Nowadays, however, the entirety of the weekend goes a bit indigo...and, although I do miss the chromatic intesity of days past, I do find solace having settled into the higher frequency end of the visual spectrum.
~Reese!
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Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
who are your favorite singers? you know the ones that really make the hairs stand up on end and touch your soul.
Has to be Jon Anderson (from Yes) for me. He may well be a misogynistic twat IRL (or so I've been hopefully ill-informed), but that voice'll do it for me every time.
~Reese!
