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3 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Would he have been given a little more time, and without the push which made him lose his temper?

Venus~
I do understand what you're saying, but I think it's a good thing that someone was able to bring out his "true colours". I can only imagine, fearfully, being in a swinging situation with such a person and inadvertently doing something that he might find objectionable. If someone is the least bit prone to violence or abusive behaviour, I want to know from the outset...so I can avoid them at all costs.
~Reese! surprised

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3 Mar 2005

Mine would have to be "Swingers Ink" starring Tracey Adams (nee Deborah Blaisdell). 'Twas the very first porn video I'd ever purchased when I set off in search of other appearances after seeing her in a couple of "straight" films and becoming udderly besotted (imagine my joy in discovering that she was a porn star, too!). For me, the most erotic scene in said film is Ms Adams sitting clothed at her desk, sipping coffee and munching on a doughtnut. Mmmmmmm...doughnuts!
~Reese! surprised

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3 Mar 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
So, one night, after a Munch, the 3rd party, me & R are in a hotel room, where it transpires that I scream & writhe.
Some hours later, in the bar, said 3rd party asks if I was OK with the fisting.
Some more hours later, as me & he drive back down siuth, I say "So, I was getting a fisting?"

That husband of yours spoils you sometime, Vix... wink

wink

...awww, she's worth it, though. :love:
I do thoroughly enjoy fisting Vix; although, unlike our partner after the Munch, I can only work my way up to the knuckles rather than the wrist. Still, the orgasms are incredible, and I've wondered more than once whether she was going to break fingers or crush bones! :shock:

Quote by Libra-Love
I can hardly manage a decent size cock without feeling like I've just had a hysterectomy, never mind a whole bloody hand! :shock:

Bummer! Guess I won't be joining in with the post-Gobshite group on Saturday, especially with my predilection towards single-entry double- & triple-penetration. :cry: Now, what was it you were saying about "starfish"?! :grin:
~Reese! surprised

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28 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
I would just like to say.....at the leicester munch ...at the afters party,his shagging woke me up at about 6 in the morning....after having just fallen asleep from an eventful night myself! :rascal:

Too true! Apparently, he is a serial offender on this count! I can vividly recall one instance where I was peacefully slumbering in my own bed when it suddenly turns into a "bouncy castle". I awaken and roll over, only to find Vix energetically bounding up and down upon a supine Marmalaid (and, of course, I hold him solely to blame for this). That makes two claims for loss of sleep! mad

mad

~Reese!

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28 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Well I certainly love you Jas,
Chris
assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:

Watch it, buster... mad

mad

...or you'll start making her feel special!
~Reese! surprised

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28 Feb 2005

Your Honour~
I respectfully submit the following charges in support of people's case number 36733, "Group Action against Marmalaid", wherein the Defendant:
1. did wilfully deflate his air bed whilst Vix was peacefully slumbering therein, resulting in potential spinal trauma and bad dreams
2. made an inappropriate comment regarding Vix' anatomy in her presence on the crowded streets of downtown Glastonbury
3. deliberately purchased the same outfit as Vix, thus rendering himself indistinguishable from her in compromising situations (see exhibits A & B below)
Exhibit A: Exhibit B:
Note: Vix was unable to post these claims herself due to the physical and emotional trauma triggered by the aforementioned events.
Most Sincerely,
~Reese Revoe

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

Next time, could you please blur my bollox?! Someone might recognize me!! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

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28 Feb 2005

He once knocked over a bedside table at ours and nearly damaged a lamp!! Can I get in on the class action?! confused

confused

Oh! And he even tried to snog me once - in public, no less - thereby damaging my reputation as a 1000% str8 bloke!! mad

mad

~Reese!

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25 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I'm all ready!!! Where d'ya want me?

My, my...aren't we presumptuous?! rolleyes

rolleyes

~Reese!

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25 Feb 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
*Adopts the position ..... ready?

...steady...
...GO!!!
No, wait! Are you going first or shall I? confused

confused

~Reese! :love:
P.S. Oh, and do you think we should inform our "victim", first?! lol

lol

24 Feb 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Reese,
The question was directed at Vinesy in particular and was not intended as a general rule for all and in fact it was not even an acid test. It may not prove his bisexuality either way but was merely intended as an indication "for him' to look at not a general rule of thumb. It was in answer to help him with the question 'he' posed. Your own orientation is for you to decide and no one else. I would never be so arogant as to tell you what you are as I still often question my own sexuality on a regular basis.
We are all individuals and only we ourselves can make decisions on what and who we are based on our own evidence both mental and physical. All theories have holes in them and are easily picked open that is why they are just theories and not hard and fast benchmarks.
Judy.

Judy~
Understood - and your question certainly does provide some good food for thought, especially if it is in the context of finding one's way into a couple with an intentional focus upon the female. To this end, I sometimes worry about males emplying the label of "bi-", as it could be merely a ploy...resulting in a potentially uncomfortable situation during an actual encouter with a genuine bi-couple.
Then again, I can also understand the possibility of a single individual - be they male or female - being attracted specifically to couples in order to participate intimately within their relationship to each other. That's one I've never seen a designated label for, but I'm sure it exists as I could imagine myself in that position if I were a single person.
It's a difficult and widely-variable spectrum, this bi- lark, and can reveal so much about the inner makeup of an individual far beyond their sexual orientation. If someone is honestly asking the "Am I bi-?" question from their heart, then I would seriously speculate that they are, even if only from a mental perspective. I likewise know few "swingers" who would never act upon their predispositions, but I accept them as such because of how they have expressed what they feel inside.
The human brain is indeed a most powerful sexual organ, and if one can conceive themselves pleasurably engaging both sexes in intimate physical relations, then that is the measure I would be most confident with in assessing one's sexuality. If your dreams and fantasies can truly take you there...then that you are (at least for the time within which it satiates your desires)!
Granted, this is just my own humble opinion, but I'm sticking to it! ;)
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by sussexbi
it would appear you have been misled mr reece.

Quote by sussexbi
soory reece. missed the link.

Hee hee. Sorry 'bout that. Was just trying to pick up the slack for Vix whilst she was away. lol

lol

Best of luck...
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok cool! will get them to you after the weekend!

Thanks! :thumbup:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Hi and welcome.
If its only a couple you are interested in then you may not be bi at all, there may well be a hidden agenda. You may subconsciously be using this as a rout to a couple. The idea of sex with a couple is probably more of what you are looking for rather than a bi encounter. Ask yourself this question, would you consider having a one on one sexual encounter with a member of your own sex? The answers to this will help you.
Judy

So going on that theory then judy I can't be bi :confused: I don't entertain one on one sex with a bloke - but I will with a bloke when part of a couple.
Hmmmmm

confused

Rainbows~
I'm with you on this one, although perhaps approaching it from the opposite direction. I had my first same-sex encounter when I was 15 and thoroughly enjoyed it. Then, at 16, I discovered the awesome power of breasts... silly

silly

hwoar: ...and, since then, there's been no turning back.
Although I still enjoy same-sex encounters, it's never without Vix being present. Thus, because I wouldn't consider a one-on-one sexual encouter with a member of my own sex, I guess I'm not genuinely bi- either!
Still, if I had to choose a label, I would just keep calling myself bisexual (I got over the "-curious" stage some 25 years ago, dammit!). I do find some men sexually attractive in the same way as I do some women...the fact that I don't act upon this "solo" has no real bearing on my actual preferences.
Am I merely "mentally bi-"? "Conditionally bi-"? Who can say? I'm certainly not "straight", coz I do enjoy sucking cock; but I'm not "gay", either, because I enjoy and even prefer sex with women. I've always considered "bisexual" to be the middle ground between these two ends of the spectrum, regardless of degree.
Eh, I think I'll just stick with the "bi-" label for myself. I've grown rather accustomed to it and, despite any formalities which may be imposed upon the definition, it still seems to be a comfortable fit...
...besides, I need some sort of label to describe myself in our SH ad! lol

lol

~Reese!

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by D&B cpl4cpl
computer says no

*cough*

Quote by Red(RHG)
Now let's not get on to deep throat eh? There's all night to go yet...

...oh, g'wan. G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan. Wanna have a contest?! ;)
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
And I'm off to quiz, tonight...

Thus, I'm all alone and on my own tonight, too! :cry:
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Buckaroo!

Banzai?!

confused

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Reese, I've gotten the idea that Vix is spending far too much time with weirdo's :shock:

Ah, I see you've finally met Jon, then! :P
~Reese! :love:

24 Feb 2005

For those who've noticed her conspicuous absence as we anxiously await the wisdom her ante-antepenultimate 3000th post, I'm happy to report that Vix has gone back to work today for the first time in months! She just e-mailed to say she's terminally bored already - despite the 1,500 or so messages in her inbox - but she'll be out of there within the hour and off to find some white stockings to go with the sexy new outfit she's bought for the weekend. ;)
As for me, I'm doing my best to take up the slack on the forums...it's just too quiet around here without her. sad

sad

~Reese!

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
i could always tell you what its like ha ha or better still show you coooeeeee!!! (@@) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]>) (__!__) middle one is supposed to be a willy .....debatable dont look like mine thats for sure

:twisted: Yay!!!!
Tell me when and where and for YOU, I'll clear my diary even if it means using the old cat in a sack method to babysit the kids :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:shock: :smitten: :shock:
Erm... Can we make it a foursome?! ;)
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by astylover
The reason for this is because the virus is present in the vaginal fluids whereas in the case of the male it present only in the ejaculation fluid ('cum') of the male. It is not present in the lubrication fluid ('pre-cum') secreted by the male when he is sexually aroused.

Very enlightening - thanks! :thumbup:
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sod the snow, look at the avatar :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/209916997421cdeea944d5.jpg
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
Dawn

Quite. I was just commenting about that...albeit a bit more discreetly, though, mind. ;)
~Reese! surprised

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P.S. Would love to see that one full size (or IRL, natch). :twisted:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Shloppy
Reese wrote: Mmmmmm - hermaphrodites. Tits and a cock in one convenient package. What more could you want? Mind, if Vix & I ever find one, you'll not see us for months!!

Talking of cock and tits has anybody been lucky enough to entertain a shemale?
That'd be another dream of ours outed, then. ;)
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Damn! After reading the title of your post, I figured I'd slept through my "greedy guy's night" with you, Vix & Jess! :shock:
~Reese!

It's that bloody Marms and his messy pics started me off!
Eek - hoping you wouldn't sleep through that Reese! Maybe have to pull some tricks from uppa my sleeve to keep yer wanked!
rolleyes

rolleyes

Brandy and dirtiness all evening I can just smell it in the air today!
Cathy x
It's always that bloody Marms' fault, innit?! :roll:
And don't worry...if we ever pull it off, I don't think I'll be doing much sleeping! ;)
*quietly imagines what tricks Red might have up her sleeve*
~Reese! :o
P.S. Sorry for editing your quote, but that's what I saw when I first read it!

24 Feb 2005

Damn! After reading the title of your post, I figured I'd slept through my "greedy guy's night" with you, Vix & Jess! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

I was going to reply to this thread, but it appears I've ceased to exist. confused

confused

~Reese!

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
The only way to have that is to be a hermaphrodite. Aint they the lucky buggers :twisted:

Mmmmmm - hermaphrodites. Tits and a cock in one convenient package. What more could you want? Mind, if Vix & I ever find one, you'll not see us for months!! :twisted:
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Enough time to get sweaty, with a shag in the meantime then.

Erm... OK... But no rooting around for the Queen! :shock:

Quote by marmalaid
Wanna be careful you don't mke me :cry: by beating me as well.

Awww, don't worry. I've only been playing since I was 4. Used to call it "chest" back then (hmm, seems the breast-obsession started far ealier than I'd imagined!).
~Reese! surprised

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Oh, and sorry, I just farted...

...is it just me, or have we all successfully covered every bodily evacuation method in this morning's posts?! rolleyes

rolleyes

~Reese!

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P.S. The foil sounds like a good idea; but, without the emetic, you'd have to wait about four hours before you could continue the game. :P

24 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Sounds like a plan!, Don't forget 'gotten' would only be 7 points unmultiplied.
I'll have the chess set in the car too!

Hooo-eeee. I can already smell the fun from here... lol

lol

~Reese!

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P.S. ...erm, I think that's fun I smell. confused

confused

P.P.S. I've always thought they should make chocolate chess sets, using white and milk chocolate for the pieces. That way, when you captured someone, you could eat it! The only technical issue I've encountered with the idea is if you capture someone's Queen and they later make their way to your end of the board. Hmm, will have to work on that idea further...or perhaps include a suitable emetic with the set.