Who ordered the latex underwear, a gallon of lube and the electric cattle prod?
I had plenty of out, I'd have preferred more in to be honest.
...said "Times up, Mr Benn"...
Love it.
Do you like your nipples tweaked or tuned?
...Just then, the shopkeeper appeared...
If nobody posted and nobody read, how would we know if it ended if nobody had posted and nobody had read as there would be nobody to read, nor post and therefore verify the veracity of the conclusion that this may have come to an end or not, do you think?
Last night probably. Stayed up late and am feeling it now... zzzzzzzz
When was the last time you farted in company and then proceeded to blame something or someone else?
Is this still going?!? :shock:
...looking for a good forking...
(lol! I did laugh out loud at that one!)
...He gave a spoon to...
Penelope Pitstop and I'd do her car too.
Fuck it, I'd do the Creepy Coop, the Arkansaw Chug-a-bug and the Anthill Mob. I'd draw the line at Mutley though. What with him being slightly obese and all.
Those who fully understand what he wants and know how not to give it him.
:sleeping:
I think the answer is Lupins.
I was going to post something.
But I can't be arsed.
...ventured. "Kiss my Fetid hairy...
Does that mean you get a brucie bone-us?
...Suddenly from the woods came...
Nice to see you, to see you.... (clap) "Nice!"
What a lovely post! So much better than the other post where you criticised swingers for being too conservative, narrow-minded and perhaps even bigoted for not being uniformly supportive of you sleeping with prostitutes...you being such a liberal, free spirited and accepting chap...
And then you come here and show such wonderful warmth and liberal acceptance by blasting anybody who doesn't fit in with your idea of being attractive. So your liberalism basically entails you want us to love you for sleeping with prostitutes, but you feel fat, ugly or physically impaired people should be shunned by the Adonis like fraternity of swingers and forced to go into special "minger only" clubs for the facially unfortunate and bodily disproportionate, because they don't fit in with your definition of being "aesthetically pleasing?"
Good Game! Good Game!
Still, it provoked a good response, perhaps these posts are the way to go to generate interest in the Forum again. In which case I'll post my "Accepting the irretrievably stupid" post a bit later.
...you all wanted to suck...
Many happy returns...
... of the whip! :twisted: :shock:
Jazz hands? That isn't a spelling mistake is it?
I'm lacking Barbara in my CD I've failed.
Look into his angeleyes,
One look and your hypnotised,
He'll take your arse
and you must pay the price...
I could redeem myself though, I do have one Elton John, a smattering of Queen and most embarrassingly of all, "The artist formerly missing the letter 'l'", Dido.
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line,
Honey I'm still free,
Take it anally...
:shock:
Did I say that out loud?