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Resonance
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bisexual Female, 55
0 miles · Merseyside

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Who ordered the latex underwear, a gallon of lube and the electric cattle prod?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
A nice firm body to use instead of the bread wink

But where would I put my cucumber?
Quote by mancunian
Is that along the lines of...
If a man spoke and a woman didn't hear him could he be right?

Who knows?
If nobody posted and nobody read, how would we know if it ended if nobody had posted and nobody had read as there would be nobody to read, nor post and therefore verify the veracity of the conclusion that this may have come to an end or not, do you think?
Last night probably. Stayed up late and am feeling it now... zzzzzzzz
When was the last time you farted in company and then proceeded to blame something or someone else?
Quote by brucie
i sometimes wish i was one of those guys that can "eat" themselves...

Don't let that stop you trying.
Just watch out for the Phallitosis.
Penelope Pitstop and I'd do her car too.
Fuck it, I'd do the Creepy Coop, the Arkansaw Chug-a-bug and the Anthill Mob. I'd draw the line at Mutley though. What with him being slightly obese and all.
Those who fully understand what he wants and know how not to give it him.
:sleeping:
Nice to see you, to see you.... (clap) "Nice!"
What a lovely post! So much better than the other post where you criticised swingers for being too conservative, narrow-minded and perhaps even bigoted for not being uniformly supportive of you sleeping with prostitutes...you being such a liberal, free spirited and accepting chap...
And then you come here and show such wonderful warmth and liberal acceptance by blasting anybody who doesn't fit in with your idea of being attractive. So your liberalism basically entails you want us to love you for sleeping with prostitutes, but you feel fat, ugly or physically impaired people should be shunned by the Adonis like fraternity of swingers and forced to go into special "minger only" clubs for the facially unfortunate and bodily disproportionate, because they don't fit in with your definition of being "aesthetically pleasing?"
Good Game! Good Game!
Still, it provoked a good response, perhaps these posts are the way to go to generate interest in the Forum again. In which case I'll post my "Accepting the irretrievably stupid" post a bit later.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Don't you have any Village People?
You can get yourself reamed
You can have a good feel
You can do it however you kneel

:laughabove:
Young man!
Jazz hands? That isn't a spelling mistake is it?
I'm lacking Barbara in my CD I've failed.
Look into his angeleyes,
One look and your hypnotised,
He'll take your arse
and you must pay the price...

I could redeem myself though, I do have one Elton John, a smattering of Queen and most embarrassingly of all, "The artist formerly missing the letter 'l'", Dido.
rotflmao
There was something in the air that night,
his cheeks were tight...
Fernando...
He was squatting there for you and me,
So Rigidly...
Fernando...

I'm worryingly good at this, I think I missed my vocation in life.
Quote by flower411
Fuckin Ell !!!!
I know this is the procrastination thread but isn`t about time you lot got a room ??? rolleyes

You can join us if you like Flower... I'd like to get my hands on your turgid Stamen... :twisted:
Bloke, how am I doing? I've never been Bi before so I want to make sure I'm doing it right? Is this what you do?
Chicken Tikka tell me what's wrong...
Quote by BIoke
Won't Vicky Mind? She's an accommodating Girl isn't she?
I thought she was shaved though...
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away,
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Take me through the darkness break my botty today

Yeah, her and her sister are known as the 'accommodating ladies of little neston'...
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crap as my anal cherry is taken
Won't somebody please help me please
Or get their cock out and push me down on my knees...(to fade)

Feck, I don't remember Benny, Bjorn and co singing that one... was it a Nolan sisters song?
Waterloo!
I was defeated, your anal whore...
Waterloo !
Promised you'd love me for ever more...
Waterloo !
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo !
Spreading my cheeks just to be with you...
Quote by BIoke
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line,
Honey I'm still free,
Take it anally...
:shock:
Did I say that out loud?

Yes and I heard you!
You know what 'they' say... 'many a true word said out loud...' I'll see you in Vicky Park at midnight, first bush to the left of the bandstand.. or did that get nicked? lol
:lol:
Won't Vicky Mind? She's an accommodating Girl isn't she?
I thought she was shaved though...
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away,
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Take me through the darkness break my botty today
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line,
Honey I'm still free,
Take it anally...

:shock:
Did I say that out loud?